TurtleDiaria

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from Arkansas

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    • Wit andWisdom - of the Military Manuals

      12 years ago

      TurtleDiaria

      "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade
      launcher fire when you

      least expect it. That would make you quite
      unpopular in what's

      left of your unit." - Army's magazine of
      preventive maintenance.


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      "Aim towards the Enemy.." - Instruction
      printed on US Rocket

      Launcher


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      "When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not
      our friend. - U.S.

      Marine Corps


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      "Cluster bombing from B-52s are very, very
      accurate. The bombs are

      guaranteed to always hit the ground." - USAF
      Ammo Troop


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      "If the enemy is in range, so are you." -
      Infantry Journal


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      "It is generally inadvisable to eject
      directly over the area you

      Just bombed." - U.S. Air Force Manual


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      "Whoever said the pen is mightier than the
      sword obviously never

      encountered automatic weapons." - General
      Macarthur


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      "Try to look unimportant; they may be low on
      ammo."

      - Infantry Journal


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      "You, you, and you ... Panic. The rest of
      you, come with me."

      - U.S. Marine Corp Gunnery Sgt.


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      "Tracers work both ways." - U.S. Army
      Ordnance

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      "Five second fuses only last three seconds."
      - Infantry Journal


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      "Bravery is being the only one who knows
      you're afraid."

      - David Hackworth


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      "If your attack is going too well, you're
      walking into an ambush." -

      Infantry Journal

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      "No combat-ready unit has ever passed
      inspection." - Joe Gay


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      "Any ship can be a minesweeper. Once."


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      "Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have
      nothing to do."

      - Unknown Marine Recruit


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      "Don't draw fire; it irritates the people
      around you." - Your

      Buddies


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      "If you see a bomb technician running, follow
      him." - USAF Ammo

      Troop


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      "Though I Fly Through the Valley of Death , I
      Shall Fear No

      Evil. For I

      am at 80,000 Feet and Climbing." - At the
      entrance to the old SR-71

      operating base Kadena , Japan


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      "You've never been lost until you've been
      lost at Mach 3." - Paul F.

      Crickmore (test pilot)


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      "The only time you have too much fuel is when
      you're on fire."


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      "Blue water Navy truism: There are more
      planes in the ocean than

      submarines in the sky." - From an old carrier
      sailor


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      "If the wings are traveling faster than the
      fuselage, it's

      probably a

      helicopter -- and therefore, unsafe."


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      "When one engine fails on a twin-engine
      airplane you always have

      enough

      power left to get you to the scene of the
      crash."


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      "Without ammunition, the USAF would be just
      another expensive

      flying club."


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      "What is the similarity between air traffic
      controllers and

      pilots? If a

      pilot screws up, the pilot dies; If ATC
      screws up, .... The

      pilot dies."


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      "Never trade luck for skill."


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      The three most common expressions (or famous
      last words) in

      aviation are:

      "Why is it doing that?", "Where are we?" And
      "Oh S...!"


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      "Weather forecasts are horoscopes with
      numbers."


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      "Progress in airline flying: now a flight
      attendant can get a pilot

      pregnant."


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      "Airspeed, altitude and brains. Two are
      always needed to

      successfully

      complete the flight."


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      "A smooth landing is mostly luck; two in a
      row is all luck;

      three in a

      row is prevarication."


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      "I remember when sex was safe and flying was
      dangerous."


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      "Mankind has a perfect record in aviation; we
      never left one up

      there!"


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      "Flashlights are tubular metal containers
      kept in a flight bag

      for the

      purpose of storing dead batteries."

    • A good Chrismas song

      12 years ago

      TurtleDiaria

      My link doesn't work sorry so just copy and paste, it's freakin funny!

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qtZLnOYlAVI

    • Quarter Finals!

      12 years ago

      TurtleDiaria

      My football team has made it to week three of the playoffs! We now play Nashville,AR Friday Night. We won Week two in over time by one point. If we win the next two games we play in the finals and it will be the first time for ower Schools history to make it the state finals!!

    • Funny Vid!

      12 years ago

      TurtleDiaria

      You have to watch this all the way through!

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=Og1seOUBb-k

    • We'll miss you Steve Irwin

      13 years ago

      TurtleDiaria

      THE Crocodile Man, Steve Irwin, is dead. He was killed in a freak accident in Cairns, police sources said. It appeared that he was killed by a sting-ray barb that went through his chest, Queensland Police Inspector Russell Rhodes said.
      He was swimming off the Low Isles at Port Douglas where he had been filming an underwater documentary when it occurred.

      Ambulance officers confirmed they attended a reef fatality this morning at Batt Reef off Port Douglas.

      Mr Irwin, 44, was killed just after 11am, Eastern Australian time.

      His American wife Terri learned for the tragedy from police in Tasmania, where she had been trekking in Cradle Mountain National Park.

      His friend and manager John Stainton said Mr Irwin was filming some segment for daughter Bindi's show on the reef between sessions filiming the main documentary.

      It is understood Mr Irwin was killed instantly.

      A source said Mr Irwin was already dead when his body was brought onto the Isle.

      A source said Mr Irwin's body was being airlifted to Cairns Hospital in North Queensland for formal identification.

      An Emergency Services Response Management spokeswoman said they received a call about the tragedy at 11.11 am, Australian Eastern Standard Time.

      The response unit left in a helicopter for the Batt Reef at 11.18am and arrived shortly after.

      Mr Irwin was pronounced dead at the scene immediately, the spokeswoman said.

      Steve Irwin's activities went far beyond his universally-known roles as an international TV star and owner of Australia Zoo, north of Brisbane.

      They includes assisting Australian Quarantine Inspection service with advertising campaigns warning travellers not to bring foreign matter into the country, and he was becoming a vocal critic of the slaughter of Australian wildlife.

      The federal government recently dropped plans to allow crocodile safaris for wealty tourists in the Northern Territority after Irwin intervened, taking Environment Minister Ian Campbell on a tour of croc infested Cape York.

      At the time, Irwin told Australian TV program A Current Affair that: ``Killing one of our beautiful animals in the name of trophy hunting will have a very negative impact on tourism, which scares the living daylights out of me.''

      The Prime Minister John Howard considered Irwin a friend, inviting him to a barbecue at The Lodge for US President George W. Bush in 2003.

      Irwin was a devoted father to his two children Bindi, 8, and Bob, 3.

      "Bindi is the reason I was put on this earth. All I want to do is be with her and all she wants to do is be with me. We have such a great time together and it's not just a father and daughter relationship, it's also like I'm a big brother and she's my little sister,'' he told New Idea magazine in 2005.

      However the previous year Irwin had created a furore when he took 'Baby Bob' into Australia Zoo's crocodile enclosure while feeding a four-metre salt water crocodile.

      Irwin burst onto the media scene with his documentary The Crocodile Hunter in 1992, and his over-the-top persona soon made him a star. In 2002 he burst on to the big screen on Crocodile Hunter: The Collision Course, soon achieving A-list fame.

      His celebrity friends include Russell Crowe.

      Despite his worldwide popularity, closer to home Irwin got bad press after he was controversially paid $175,000 for a quarantine ad.

      Irwin was named Queenslander of the Year in 2003.


      Link to story:
      www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,20349534-952,00.html

    • CRAP! School starts tomarrow!

      13 years ago

      TurtleDiaria

      Yes unfortunitly I start school tomarrow and i'm not looking forword to it. I have Chemistery 1st freakin hour! This years going to SUCK!

    • Friday Night Football

      13 years ago

      TurtleDiaria

      Ower Black and Gold game is friday night and it's going to be awsome cause this means the begining of Football season! Hell Ya!

    • 1st Day of Full Pads!

      13 years ago

      TurtleDiaria

      It was awsome! I made a 1 handed interseption. and we got to hit the 10 graders whitch of course is always fun. But even with me pulling all the muscles in the right half of my neck it was a great day!

    • Can anyone translate spoken German?

      13 years ago

      TurtleDiaria

      this is suposed to be the funniest joke and i for one want to know what the joke is. But they only say it in German tword the end of the video. Who ever translates it first gets 10 mods.

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=IysnS5wO60g&search=monty%20python

    • Mountian bike Race

      13 years ago

      TurtleDiaria

      I got 3rd place in the race in the 17-18 year old group and I also at the last second found out that the people in my group had to race in the sport catigory witch is a longer distance then the one i was suposed to be in. I only had one bad actident that invalves me doing a flip over my handlebars at a high rate of speed and could have possibly fractured a rib, but it was still awsome!

  • About Me

  • Comments (119)

    • InfusedOne

      12 years ago

      wow its about time smiley0.gif

    • heinz

      12 years ago

      what if the hitman was your mom

    • heinz

      12 years ago

      what if you killed a guy and he went to hell and did your wife while he was there because he killed her before you killed him but you don't know you wife is dead yet?

    • heinz

      12 years ago

      shut up or i'll drag you down next year

    • heinz

      12 years ago

      are you even here

    • heinz

      12 years ago

      -.-

    • heinz

      12 years ago

      butter is good

    • Solid182

      12 years ago

      i would prefer u not leave comments of that sort on my journals. i dont want to have to block u.

    • Halfling64

      12 years ago

      hahaha.

    • Halfling64

      12 years ago

      Didn't think so.
      Mod trading eh?

    • heinz

      12 years ago

      hey in a sec i'm posting more vids. hold on

    • heinz

      12 years ago

      ok (kill kill kill)

    • heinz

      12 years ago

      Thats right bitch

    • heinz

      12 years ago

      Oh, You will, you will

    • heinz

      12 years ago

      EAT PIE OR DIE!

    • add_girl

      12 years ago

      ive been alright...really busy though...

    • add_girl

      12 years ago

      hey!! long time no talk!!! how are you?

    • Pip

      12 years ago

      hey my team has a vid out take a look


      here enjoy the my teams paintball vid its now on google vid

    • heinz

      12 years ago

      CD CD CD CD CD CD CD CD CD CD CD CD CD what is it like a week now

    • ShookOne

      12 years ago

      yes you are a retard that keeps forgetting

    • heinz

      12 years ago

      oh and do you have the CD

    • heinz

      12 years ago

      you also have to see them

    • Solid182

      12 years ago

      no u dont

    • Solid182

      12 years ago

      I SEE YOU!!

    • lorddios

      12 years ago

      I guess im a moron. How the f#$% do u a approve a freind request?

    • add_girl

      12 years ago

      hey! how are you?

    • add_girl

      13 years ago

      hey....yea ...sorry i missed you : (

    • add_girl

      13 years ago

      hey!!!!!!! whats up

    • heinz

      13 years ago

      burp!

    • german_duc

      13 years ago

      Do I get your vote twice? =3 Just do the same thing you just did. It's a two vote a day thing.
      Thanks. I modded you for the vote. <3

    • german_duc

      13 years ago

      Since you're so wonderful and all....vote for me? smiley0.gif

    • Codazay_Baby

      13 years ago

      hello

    • Codazay_Baby

      13 years ago

      OKAY THEN

    • Codazay_Baby

      13 years ago

      OH TRU... I MIT GET MY MATE TO CHECK IT OUT IS THAT OKAY?

    • Codazay_Baby

      13 years ago

      WILL TRY

    • Codazay_Baby

      13 years ago

      I CAN'T TRANSLATE IT BECAUSE I'M ON SCHOOL COMPUTERS AND IT WON'T ALLOW IT TO OPEN UP.... SORRY..

    • ShookOne

      13 years ago

      1. To yourself, say the name of the only
      guy or girl you wanna be with 3
      times!
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      2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
      within the next week and say it to your self 6
      times!!
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      3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
      yourself 9 times!!!
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      4. Think of something that you want to happen
      between you and that 1special person and say
      it to your self 12 times!!!
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      5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
      you scroll down focus and
      concentrate on it and think on nothing
      else but that wish.
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      Now make one last &final wish about that one wish that you picked.
      After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
      you wished for will come true within in one week!
      u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
      crush!!!
      Keep going down
      Keep going
      Keep going
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
      your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!
      Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
      letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you
      break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
      stories.

      First Example:
      Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
      up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid
      since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn\'t pay any attention to
      it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad
      got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the
      letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.

      Second Example:
      Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
      nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
      your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in
      the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The
      next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever
      since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of
      course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and
      married each other to live happily forever.

      Third Example:
      Now if you couldn\'t relate to the others, this\'ll
      get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
      getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but
      not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his
      friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and
      he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few
      friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that
      same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his
      dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and
      play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend
      gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
      Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin\' wild!
      the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
      ever since.

      Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i\'d rather
      be, but thats up to you. I wouldn\'t wanna end up like Barbra but thats
      only me. We all want what we cant have but now\'s ur chance to go out with
      that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send
      this to-
      1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
      life.....forever!!!!!
      10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
      friend......ONLY!!!!!
      15 people- your crush will say they like you
      20 people- your crush will ask you out!
      25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
      35 people or more- All of the above!!
      Don\'t blow it, it\'s ur chance to shine! Have
      everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
      friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It\'s simple, just go in a
      chat room, pick some names and send away! but here\'s the catch.....you only
      have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to everyone u
      know and keep it going

    • Paintball98

      13 years ago

      lol i no i hate denzel .. i was just kiddin bout arnald to ... .. the only black person i could see playin mc would be the rock

    • Paintball98

      13 years ago

      FireFighter ??? kool pro tho ... lol was it no to denzel or Arnold

    • zap1

      13 years ago

      want to be friends

    • CAMAU1311

      13 years ago

      hey can you vote for me rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/profile.php?uid=458136

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      13 years ago

      Indeed it is smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      13 years ago

      hmm, thats gonna be interesting ^_-

      I cant wait :D

      haha = P

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      13 years ago

      INDEED it was XD

      haha... the ending was like WTF?!

      but that leaves room for part 3 :D

    • hydra22uk

      13 years ago

      ur message screwed up. It did not come through. Wanna resend?

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      13 years ago

      Indeed... a sombrero = P

    • xBoW_cHiCkAx

      13 years ago

      ROFL!!! XD

      Knowing Jesh... he probably did = P

    • sailera

      13 years ago

      Meh, not much you can do about it. Stupid HMO's smiley4.gifsmiley4.gif

    • sailera

      13 years ago

      Not such a good doctor. Keeps giving me seed instead of drugs.

    • add_girl

      13 years ago

      thanks ; )

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