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    • For all da marbles

      12 years ago

      TwekinWaffle

      If you get this riddle you will get all my points...

      The warden meets with 23 new prisoners when they arrive. He tells them, "You may meet today and plan a strategy. But after today, you will be in isolated cells and will have no communication with one another.(Basically figure out the strategy)

      "In the prison there is a switch room which contains two light switches labeled A and B, each of which can be in either the 'on' or the 'off' position. BOTH SWITCHES ARE IN THEIR OFF POSITIONS NOW.* The switches are not connected to anything.

      "After today, from time to time whenever I feel so inclined, I will select one prisoner at random and escort him to the switch room. This prisoner will select one of the two switches and reverse its position. He must move one, but only one of the switches. He can't move both but he can't move none either. Then he'll be led back to his cell."

      "No one else will enter the switch room until I lead the next prisoner there, and he'll be instructed to do the same thing. I'm going to choose prisoners at random. I may choose the same guy three times in a row, or I may jump around and come back."

      "But, given enough time, everyone will eventually visit the switch room as many times as everyone else. At any time any one of you may declare to me, 'We have all visited the switch room.'

      "If it is true, then you will all be set free. If it is false, and somebody has not yet visited the switch room, you will be fed to the alligators."

      After every 2 days i will post a hint in this journal to help you guys out.. but you only get three hints

    • Worlds Greatest Poem

      12 years ago

      TwekinWaffle

      Ode to Oral Sex

      Penis breath, a lover's dread
      Is what you get when you give head
      Unpleasant as it tends to be
      Be grateful that he doesn't pee
      It's times like this, you wonder why
      you bothered reaching for his fly
      But it's too late, can't be a tease
      Accept the facts, get on your knees
      You know you've got a job to do
      So open wide and shove it through
      Lick the tip then take it all
      Don't drag your teeth or he might bawl
      Slide up and down, use your tongue
      And feel the pre-cum start to run
      So when the fuck's he gonna cum
      Just, when you can't take anymore
      You hear your lover's mighty roar
      And when he hits that real high note
      You feel it oozing down your throat
      Salty, fishy, sticky, yucky! stuff
      Okay, already that's enough
      Let's switch you say, before you gag
      And what's your revenge, your on the rag.

    • Prom night mad-lib

      12 years ago

      TwekinWaffle

      well i was doing an Mad-lib on the internet and i felt like being dirty, it asked for a adjective: Sexy, three nouns: penis/ vagina/ computer, one emotion: ecstatics,boy's name: Nacho, and a plural noun: boobs. I had never seen this mad-lib before and when it came up i thought this was the most awesome thing...

      here it is:
      It was the night of the Sexy Prom at our computer school. I was so ecstatics! We are renting a penis for the transportation there. My date is Nacho. Wow he is so cute! My vagina and I went shopping together to get a dress. My boobs match perfectly! This is a night to remember!

    • Jedi Breakfast

      12 years ago

      TwekinWaffle

      Jedi Breakfast This is one of the funniest things i have seen in all of my days.... well kinda i have seen funnier but this is in the top.

    • No brain teaser. YAAAY MATH!!!

      12 years ago

      TwekinWaffle

      So if you like math or can at least stand it then do this... its way more simple then you would think... i figured it out... i wanna see who else can. took me 5 ish minutes. if you figure it out first you get 5 points ^_^ yaaay! lol


      My local greengrocer is a would-be mathematician. He likes to arrange his apples in nice rows. However, when he lays his apples in rows of 3 he has one left over. When he lays them in rows of 5 he also has one left over. Remarkably he also has one left over when he arranges them in rows of 7 and 9. 11 seems to be the magic number, for, in rows of 11 there are no apples left over. How many apples does the greengrocer have?

    • Well...

      12 years ago

      TwekinWaffle

      Since no one can guess/ wants to guess the last three.... IDK wat to do... i will put up another brainteaser soon... or a car... idk yet...

      SPIDERMAN 3 TOTALLY KICK ASS MOVIE...
      I saw it last night.. Love it.... i know that might seem geeky but im a spider man guy... my gf is a batman person... so is a lot of my friends... im like the lone spidey... oh well.. I WILL ALWAYS STAND BEHINDE SPIDEY!!! Toby Maguire looks hot as "Emo Peter Parker" as my gf called him... i like black spiderman better... he was more kick ass... full of hate and kick assness... that could be why Venom was one of my favorite characters in the whole spiderman series... Anyway... i suggest seeing spiderman 3 if you like movies like that with kick ass emo spiderman

    • Yay new competition!

      12 years ago

      TwekinWaffle

      Rules: You can guess on any one of the boxes... until it is guessed correctly... then its out... Breakfast is out since it is given at the top...
      ONE GUESS A DAY PER PERSON!
      Have Fun! ^_^
      Guessed: Ready for anything, Hitting below the belt, Crossroads, Half hearted, Middle aged, Once in a blue moon, Crossbreed, Your time is up, Quite right, Backdoor, For instance, Forgive and forget, A friend in need, travel over seas,

      0 left


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    • Funny Ass shit (read names carefully)

      12 years ago

      TwekinWaffle

      In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and a generic name.

      For example, the name of Tylenol also has a generic name of
      Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also called
      Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.

      The FDA had been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful
      considerastion by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it
      has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Alos considered were
      Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.

      Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid
      form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use.
      as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a
      stiff one. Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives a new
      meaning to the names of "cocktails, highballs" and just good old-
      fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name
      of: MOUNT & DO.

      Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast inplants and
      Viagra today then on Alzheimer's research.

      This meant that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with
      perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what
      to do with them.

    • hehe funny

      12 years ago

      TwekinWaffle

      * hotel
      Last week I gave my girlfriend crabs and that hotel everybody.
      * dictate
      My girlfriend says my dictate good.
      * catacomb
      I saw Don King at a fight the other night, and damn, someone needs to get that catacomb.
      * foreclose
      I had to pay alimony today and now I got no money foreclose.
      * rectum
      I used to have two Cadillacs, but my bitch rectum both.
      * disappointment
      My parole officer told me if I miss disappointment, I’m going back to jail.
      * penis
      My doctor gave me a cup and said penis.
      * Israel
      Tito try to sell me a Rolex and I said damn, “That shit is fakeâ€Â, and he said, “Bullshit, that shit Israel“.
      * undermine
      There is this nasty looking ho living in the apartment undermine.
      * acoustic
      My uncle bought me acoustic and we went to the pool hall.
      * Iraq
      When we got to the pool hall my uncle said, “Iraq, you breakâ€Â.
      * stain
      My mother-in-law came by and I asked her, “You planning an stain for dinner�
      * fortify
      I asked this ho how much and she said, “Fortify“.
      * omelette
      I should pop your ass for what you just did, but this time omelette this one slide.

  • About Me

  • Comments (122)

    • jeannie2

      12 years ago

      ddddddddudeee..

      -.-fucking
      wtf.

      gahh your lucky my mom didnt see that..actually I'M lucky my mom didn't see that xD
      loserface.

    • stormi2

      12 years ago

      that makes me laugh...

    • stormi2

      12 years ago

      fun..right...

    • stormi2

      12 years ago

      i'm not saying other people dont have it rough.
      i just dont like it here.
      i dont expect you to understand, and i dont care....
      why are you making such a big deal out of it?

    • stormi2

      12 years ago

      No, they did not.

    • stormi2

      12 years ago

      dude...seriously...
      we've talked about running away, but really, it's too impractical.
      and becides that, I would never, ever use Nick...I wouldnt make him do something he didnt want to do.
      Like i said, i love him, you go ahead and think what you want.

    • stormi2

      12 years ago

      say what you want , Aex. whatever.
      sure, maybe you do know Nick.
      but you don't know me.
      And i do love him, i really do...

    • stormi2

      12 years ago

      what purpose do they serve?
      just sit there and look like weird, not-things?

    • stormi2

      12 years ago

      hah...
      it all makes sence now...
      where did you discover these "not things" ?


      Post edited 6/18/07 1:21PM

    • stormi2

      12 years ago

      -_- i dont have a fetish with Lizards...
      i was just bored the other day...and was taking pictures of Cricket...

    • jeannie2

      12 years ago

      mm nothings up
      just really bored.
      trying to find something to entertain myself with


      .. I've come to the conclusion that it's really boring staying home all day =]

    • jeannie2

      12 years ago

      mm now that i knowwww.
      i'll only tlak to you...if you talk to me ;D


      that or i'll say hi and if you dont respond i'll assume you're not there =]

      anyways;;;what's up?

    • jeannie2

      12 years ago

      Uhhh???
      What the hell are you talking about ;D
      I said hi to you earlier.
      that's it
      its not like i was like "OMGOMG ALEX I FUCKING NEED YOU TO FUCKING TALK TO ME" oh wait..
      did i ?
      oh jesus I might have ;D .
      I was out of it earlier so I don't doubt i did.
      Sorry if i did =[

    • katern

      12 years ago

      ya it must be gold but it shure smells really bad

    • SergeantHop1

      12 years ago

      i suppose

    • SergeantHop1

      12 years ago

      in the pile
      it was with the other cids

    • SergeantHop1

      12 years ago

      ha
      i found it
      it was buried in the pile

    • SergeantHop1

      12 years ago

      YES O_O

    • doom_Elite

      12 years ago

      Hey, hows it going?
      how do you feel about RvB clans? How would you like to join a new RvB clan created by me, that played on live. like it would hold games, events, and matches on live

    • jeannie2

      12 years ago

      Alex.
      This thing
      reminds me of you
      some how
      [link=http://http://emuse.ebaumsworld.com/flash/play/5936]

    • jeannie2

      12 years ago

      =]
      Fine.
      I will.
      But freak out one more time like that..

      I'll kick your butttttt.
      =]

      have a nice day

    • stormi2

      12 years ago

      okay.....

    • jeannie2

      12 years ago

      HMm
      I'm not sooo sureeeeee.
      ;D

      laaaaaa.
      you need to get your knees to totally stop hurting

    • jeannie2

      12 years ago

      hmm
      I'm not so sure i should forgive you, Alex.
      Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...



      =]

    • jeannie2

      12 years ago

      Ohhhh
      But blocking me for noooo reason at allllll is nice?

      eeeexaactly.

    • stormi2

      12 years ago

      i second Jeannie's Motion!

    • jeannie2

      12 years ago

      You
      Retarded
      Douche



      =]

    • jeannie2

      12 years ago

      Pshhh you, duhhh.
      And uhm.


      Yea, I wasn't calling you that.
      Soooooo You should like so unblock me now.

    • jeannie2

      12 years ago

      Omg!
      It's you!

      ;D
      How areyou, home slice?

    • SergeantHop1

      12 years ago

      wtf dude

    • SergeantHop1

      12 years ago

      huh

    • SergeantHop1

      12 years ago

      Csakany or however you spell it
      Steven went with me

    • SergeantHop1

      12 years ago

      I was going to pick up Chelsea

    • thrdroc

      12 years ago

      I've had the H3B since 5/11 so thats just 6.8 games a day.

    • thrdroc

      12 years ago

      LOL. My gf is only good at Burnout Revenge and that is only on the crashing game. She's really good at wrecking cars smiley8.gif

    • thrdroc

      12 years ago

      NO i don't have guitar hero. I was thinking about getting it but i want to play a friends copy before i get it.

    • thrdroc

      12 years ago

      Yea the shottie isn't a host weapon anymore. I like it alot better now

    • SergeantHop1

      12 years ago

      fuck yes

    • SergeantHop1

      12 years ago

      yeah...
      some random douche bag that doesn't accept other people
      prolly hates blacks too
      and mexicans
      and asians

    • SergeantHop1

      12 years ago

      close but no
      and whats with that guy?
      VVVVV

      Post edited 5/15/07 10:31AM

    • thrdroc

      12 years ago

      If you have an hd tv its so worth it.

    • atrack

      12 years ago

      Yes,I do love hentai.I mean a lot.I got like about 2,000 pictures of hentai in my computer.

    • thrdroc

      12 years ago

      I have the vision cam also. Its just next to the tv and i didn't feel like moving it

    • SergeantHop1

      12 years ago

      indeed

    • SergeantHop1

      12 years ago

      because it was the quickest and easiest place to dump mods
      jordanmdl owed me a bunch

    • SergeantHop1

      12 years ago

      lol
      i see...

    • idiot45

      12 years ago

      Sure was smiley0.gif

    • thrdroc

      12 years ago

      I'm clueless on those other two. If i stare them long enough i might figure them out.

    • idiot45

      12 years ago

      Dude, i wrote the entire movie in my previous journal.

    • thrdroc

      12 years ago

      Oh ok. I was like noooooo. Just as i realized that one i thought i wasn't going to get credit for it.

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