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    • OSS Operation Order

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      Tzer

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    • Last Words of Maj Gen Reginald Fairfield

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      Tzer

      Received : from anonx . ywy . ~ tAqRK . COl with SHTP id RR~--
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      ---- ; 25 FeBruary 1994 00 :00 :06 -0500
      Date : 25 FeBruary 1994 00 :00:01 -0500
      RepLY-To : dX1 <dxl0anonx .col.
      sender : dX1 <dx10anonX.col>
      From : dX1 < dX10anonX .COl •
      sUBject: Final Report
      TO : dX2 <dx2oanonx . co~>
      X-UIOl: -------------------------
      Major General Reginald FairrLeLd, u.s . Rrmy (Ret . )
      Final Report
      2/25/94

      It's been twenty-four years, a month, and two days since the Bastards Brought us down.
      In that tile we've come Back strong, doing things they couldn't conceive of . They think they understand
      us, those who know we're still around . They think we're cowboys, meddlers ... They think we're just too
      pig-headed and selfish and old to Let go of what we once were .

      They know nothing .

      10 replies

    • Character Sheets and Approval

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      Tzer

      Character Sheet Format

      Name:
      Friendly, or Agent:
      Cell and Codename(if applicable):
      Age:


      Agency(If applicable- ask if you need help picking one):
      Profession:
      Work experience(any particular investigations, ops, or specific jobs you’ve had):
      Delta Green Experience(include number of years and any specific ops you feel are important):

      Appearance:
      Personality:
      Knowledge of the Mythos:
      (it should be noted that Delta Green standard operation procedure is to thoroughly dynamite and destroy whatever occult things they may come across. On a scale of one to ten, an agent’s knowledge of the mythos should be anywhere between 1-3. A friendly may know a bit more, but this is unlikely.)

      Feel free to add anything else you feel is necessary in an 'other' section and PM me anything about your character you want me to know but don't want in your sheet for all to see . Post your sheets in this thread for review and approval. Once I've got enough, I'll assemble a list with all the cells, including a handful of NPCs, and get my own little dossiers together.

      18 replies

    • What the fuck is this - A Brief Summary

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      Tzer

      First, a quick little intro.

      It's funny how no one seems to trust the American
      government these days. The rise of such mistrust is easy
      to plot, going back as it does to America's foundations of
      civil liberty and decentralized power, and surfacing in modern
      times with the downing of the U-2 spy plane (when
      President Eisenhower was caught lying to the American
      people), the Bay of Pigs invasion, the assassination of JFK,
      the Vietnam war, the Tuskegee STD experiments, the Watergate
      incident, the energy crisis, the Iran-Contra scandal, the
      Waco fiasco, and so on. Twenty years ago, it was fashionable
      to not trust the government; today, it's pop culture. Conspiracy
      theories are a national pastime, and one of the most
      successful television series of the last several years has made
      a habit of portraying elements of the government as corrupt
      and as conspiratorial to the detriment of the public interest.
      Yes, it's funny, in a sick sort of way. Almost as if someone
      planned it.

      Did you ever consider this? Perhaps all this talk of government
      cover-ups and conspiracies is itself a conspiracy. A
      conspiracy to destroy the faith of the public in its government,
      and to tear apart the national fabric of patriotism and
      community in favor of factionalism and bigotry. A conspiracy
      whose goal is nothing less than the promotion of violence
      and lawlessness as a way of life-for if the government
      can't be trusted, and the laws are a sham, what is left but
      naked self-interest and the preservation of the self above all?
      When society is in chaos and human decency is intellectually
      passe, the worst form of anarchy is the result.

      But who-who of all people-would desire such an outcome?
      Who would want to see the entire human population
      subjugated by themselves into a lawless, might-makes-right
      non-society where mayhem was the order of the day? Who
      could possibly benefit from this outcome? Not the CIA. Not
      the military-industrial complex. Not the Illuminati. Not the
      Gnomes of Zurich. Not the Trilateral Commission. Not the
      United Nations. Not the New World Order. When no human
      agency could reasonably be responsible for this, the
      greatest of all conspiracies, who is left? Who is to blame?

      "In his house at R'lyeh,
      dead Cthulhu lies dreaming."

      -traditional chant of the Cthulhu Cult

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    • What is Delta Green?

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      Tzer

      Good question, my friend. Very good question, indeed.

      A long time ago, I asked that very same question of a fellow at the Library of Congress. I’ve been asked that same question maybe a dozen times since then. I’d like to tell you differently, but I handed those guys the same line of bullshit that I got served behind the rare-books stacks. It’s the same line you’re going to get today.

      I suppose I could wax poetic. You know, like: “If the intelligence community was a family, Delta Green would be the uncle nobody talks about.†Or more accurately: “Being in Delta Green is like being on a garbage scow that’s sinking, and all around the water’s on fire.†Got that one from Tom Waits. After a few Delta Green ops, your life’ll start to feel like a Tom Waits tune. Except when I dream, I’m never innocent.

      My dreams — now there’s a subject. They’re like a continuous reel of operational disasters; some real, some imagined. Up until three years ago I was mixing bourbon with prescription REM-sleep suppressants to get through the night. Then I had my first breakdown. A.A. was out of the question — what the hell would I tell my sponsor? What could I say to a therapist? I’d get diagnosed paranoid schizophrenic in minutes. Delta Green isn’t supposed to exist. There are no support groups for agents who unravel. I think we lose more agents from mental burnout than from physical casualties.

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    • PAAAAAART TWOOOOOOOO!

      6 years ago

      Tzer

      [7:30:36 PM] Indy: DALEK
      LOVER
      FORNICATE
      [7:30:38 PM] Jetsteam101: Bio, still got that flamethrower?
      [7:30:42 PM] Truemanterthrop: DALEK
      [7:30:44 PM] Truemanterthrop: BREEDER
      [7:30:47 PM] Truemanterthrop: POPULATE
      [7:30:53 PM] Truemanterthrop: DALEK
      [7:30:56 PM] Truemanterthrop: WATER CYCLE
      [7:30:58 PM] Truemanterthrop: EVAPORATE
      [7:31:01 PM] Indy: Join the Populist party!
      [7:31:10 PM] Indy: DALEK
      [7:31:10 PM] Truemanterthrop: Populist's suck.
      [7:31:16 PM] Truemanterthrop: Progressives rule.
      [7:31:17 PM] Indy: DEBATER
      [7:31:22 PM] Indy: EXASPERATE
      [7:31:23 PM] Everybody's Senpai: DALEK
      [7:31:25 PM] Everybody's Senpai: NAZI
      [7:31:28 PM] Everybody's Senpai: DISCRIMINATE
      [7:31:31 PM] Truemanterthrop: DALEK
      [7:31:32 PM] Truemanterthrop: JEW
      [7:31:35 PM] Truemanterthrop: CONCENTRATE
      [7:31:49 PM] Everybody's Senpai: DALEK
      [7:31:51 PM] Everybody's Senpai: COLLEGE STUDENT
      [7:31:54 PM] Everybody's Senpai: PROCRASTINATE

      [7:34:16 PM] Truemanterthrop: DALEK
      [7:34:21 PM] Jetsteam101: COMCACATE
      [7:34:22 PM] Truemanterthrop: BLACK HAND
      [7:34:25 PM] Truemanterthrop: INSTIGATE
      [7:34:46 PM] Indy: DALEK
      [7:34:49 PM] Indy: HITLER
      [7:34:54 PM] Indy: EXTERMINATE
      [7:35:21 PM] Jetsteam101: DALEK
      [7:35:24 PM] Jetsteam101: ACTOR
      [7:35:28 PM] Jetsteam101: NARATE
      [7:35:45 PM] Indy: DALEK
      [7:35:51 PM] Truemanterthrop: DALEK
      [7:35:53 PM] Indy: SLEUTH
      [7:35:53 PM] Truemanterthrop: CONGRESSMAN
      [7:35:55 PM] Truemanterthrop: LEGISLATE
      [7:36:00 PM] Indy: INVESTIGATE
      [7:36:55 PM] Everybody's Senpai: DALEK
      [7:36:58 PM] Everybody's Senpai: MINECRAFT
      [7:37:00 PM] Everybody's Senpai: TESTIFICATE
      [7:37:10 PM] Indy: DALEK
      [7:37:14 PM] Indy: BRUTUS
      [7:37:19 PM] Indy: ASSASSINATE
      [7:37:28 PM] Jetsteam101: DALEK
      [7:37:33 PM] Jetsteam101: PEST CONTROL
      [7:37:41 PM | Edited 7:37:59 PM] Jetsteam101: FUMIGATE
      [7:37:56 PM] Indy: DALEK
      [7:37:57 PM] Indy: BORG
      [7:38:02 PM] Indy: ASSIMILATE
      [7:38:22 PM] Jetsteam101: DALEK
      [7:38:25 PM] Jetsteam101: KNIFE
      [7:38:31 PM] Truemanterthrop: DALEK
      [7:38:31 PM] Jetsteam101: LANCERATE
      [7:38:32 PM] Truemanterthrop: EDITOR
      [7:38:36 PM] Truemanterthrop: MELIORATE
      [7:38:51 PM] Jetsteam101: DALEK
      [7:38:57 PM] Jetsteam101: BLACK OUT DATE
      [7:39:04 PM] Jetsteam101: INVALUDATE
      [7:39:18 PM] Truemanterthrop: DALEK
      [7:39:21 PM] Truemanterthrop: NOSTRADAMUS
      [7:39:24 PM] Truemanterthrop: PROGNOSTICATE

    • I can't be bothered to format this

      6 years ago

      Tzer

      [7:22:35 PM] Truemanterthrop: DALEK
      [7:22:39 PM] Truemanterthrop: POLICEMAN
      [7:22:42 PM] Truemanterthrop: INCARCERATE
      [7:22:50 PM] Indy: DALEK
      [7:22:59 PM] Indy: PROSTITUTE
      [7:23:09 PM] Indy: FELLATE
      [7:23:16 PM] Indy: FELLATE
      [7:23:28 PM] Truemanterthrop: DALEK
      [7:23:31 PM] Truemanterthrop: BOBA FETT
      [7:23:34 PM] Truemanterthrop: DISINTEGRATE
      [7:23:41 PM] Indy: DALEK
      [7:23:52 PM] Everybody's Senpai: DALEK

      SPY

      IMPERSONATE
      [7:23:58 PM] Truemanterthrop: Okay.
      [7:24:07 PM] Truemanterthrop: Boba Fett was pretty much fucking gold.
      [7:24:12 PM] Truemanterthrop: DALEK
      [7:24:15 PM] Truemanterthrop: LIFEGUARD
      [7:24:23 PM] Truemanterthrop: RESUSCITATE
      [7:24:57 PM] Jetsteam101: DALEK
      [7:25:03 PM] Indy: DALEK

      VOYEUR

      MASTURBATE
      [7:25:08 PM] Jetsteam101: COMPUTOR
      [7:25:09 PM] Truemanterthrop: DALEK
      [7:25:13 PM] Truemanterthrop: VAULT 112
      [7:25:16 PM] Truemanterthrop: SIMULATE
      [7:25:18 PM] Jetsteam101: CALCULATE
      [7:25:30 PM] Indy: DALEK
      [7:25:35 PM] Indy: FIREMAN
      [7:25:38 PM] Indy: INCINERATE
      [7:25:53 PM] Indy: DALEK
      [7:26:01 PM] Truemanterthrop: DALEK
      [7:26:04 PM] Truemanterthrop: PHILOSOPHER
      [7:26:06 PM] Truemanterthrop: CONTEMPLATE
      [7:26:17 PM] Indy: LIBERAL CRIMINAL
      [7:26:39 PM] Truemanterthrop: DALEK
      [7:26:45 PM] Truemanterthrop: HENRY OF PORTUGAL
      [7:26:47 PM | Edited 7:26:53 PM] Mal Practice: DALEK LANNISTER INCESTUATE
      [7:26:48 PM] Truemanterthrop: NAVIGATE
      [7:27:01 PM] Jetsteam101: DALEK
      TRANSLATOR
      [7:27:09 PM] Jetsteam101: COMUACATE
      [7:27:32 PM] Indy: DALEK
      ASLAN
      JESUSICATE

    • 6 years ago

      Tzer

      [5:48:55 PM] Truemanterthrop: HEY FINCH
      [5:48:56 PM] Truemanterthrop: HEY FINCH
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      [5:49:27 PM] Truemanterthrop: HEY FINCH
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      [5:49:27 PM] Truemanterthrop: HEY FINCH
      [5:49:28 PM] Truemanterthrop: HEY FINCH
      [5:49:28 PM] Truemanterthrop: HEY FINCH
      [5:49:56 PM] Kyle Gillooley: WUT FAGGOT
      [5:49:58 PM] Truemanterthrop: HI
      [5:50:12 PM] Kyle Gillooley: KILL YOURSELF
      [5:50:22 PM] Truemanterthrop: NU
      [5:50:33 PM] Truemanterthrop: I WANT TO MAKE SWEET, PAINFUL LOVE TO YOUR EYESOCKET

    • 6 years ago

      Tzer
    • 6 years ago

      Tzer

      [9:49:04 PM] Peter Kuchar: too flat
      [9:49:09 PM] Peter Kuchar: it's like your sister's chest
      [9:49:29 PM] Truemanterthrop: It fits the criteria, I give no fucks about looks.
      [9:49:44 PM] Truemanterthrop: Much like everyone who's ever slept with your mother

  • Comments (548)

    • Neko186

      6 years ago

      jetsons.jpg

    • Firenomad

      6 years ago

      But I am off the most recent roster... Unless I totally missed that?

    • Firenomad

      6 years ago

      I am weary. Aye I have returned to my old haunts for now. You make it sound so trivial, most of us still need to eat. I really only vanish for 5 to 6 month periods.

    • Firenomad

      6 years ago

      How do you fare?

    • Amazing_Cam

      7 years ago

      You around?

    • Thornxanthos FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Haha, tell him I'm flattered XD If I had the time to dedicate to it, I definitely would XD I might swing by to say hello after exams ;)

    • Greenie The Aristoctopus

      7 years ago

      Tomorrow afternoon? If so, I should be there. Should.

    • Rodgun

      7 years ago

      Yeah, I don't have nearly as much time as I had before when I originally posted it, so sorry but can't join.

    • Amazing_Cam

      7 years ago

      First World Problems.

    • Amazing_Cam

      7 years ago

      It never will be. I accepted that years ago when I realized that there is no hope for an anarchist society.

    • Amazing_Cam

      7 years ago

      I hate organized charity for that precise reason: not nearly enough of the precedes go towards the cause.

      Its not a matter of me supporting IC. Its not really even a matter of me wanting to see Kony taken down. Its a matter of me wanting to see our self serving, dick licking government get its head out of its own ass and actually do something for once.

      I understand the hipocrasy of the organization, but the same holds true for everything in or world. I just want to see action being taken.

    • trevor1001

      7 years ago

      I'm not seeing the request. I think you sent it to my forgotten one. What's yours so I can send you one.

    • trevor1001

      7 years ago

      Does it say what state? I'm in Limon Colorado.

    • trevor1001

      7 years ago

      Yes.

    • agentindy

      7 years ago

      Actually, now would work.

    • agentindy

      7 years ago

      In a bit, I need to do a few things, and then have dinner.

    • Joykillery

      7 years ago

      It's limitless.

    • DustBunny01

      7 years ago

      Sorry, no.

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      The feeling when you get when you can't un-see what you have seen.

    • Amazing_Cam

      7 years ago

      Totally.

    • Amazing_Cam

      7 years ago

      We we're all stupid adolescent boys, once.

    • meleesoldier

      7 years ago

      You need to give me your Zero Hour screen name so I can maul you with muh shupa powas!

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      Here's one.

      178.32.188.185:25565

      See you there.

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      Logistics.

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      Tell me when you find a server.

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      Gotta find a server first.

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      So you did.

    • CalPal

      7 years ago

      Wow, it's been friggin ages since I last touched spore... I might still have it on the computer back at my home.

      Why? You interested in playing it? Already playing it?

    • agentindy

      7 years ago

      No, why do you ask?

    • LostNirvana

      7 years ago

      Get to it then.

    • LostNirvana

      7 years ago

      arn't you the guy who fucked off?

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      Ok now what?

    • void165

      7 years ago

      Not much with me. I am at college @ MSU Mankato, and work security there, so that place is pretty much my life right now. lol. How about you?

    • void165

      7 years ago

      Hey, we're in the multiverse together, but I don't really know most of the people in there, so I figured I'd strike up a few conversations. What's up?

    • CalPal

      7 years ago

      Multiverse is up and running. Click here.

    • Amazing_Cam

      7 years ago

      He decided RT wasn't his cup of tea. He'll still get on from time to time, but he won't be a regular.

    • TheBadger

      7 years ago

      I'm not. I'm mostly on only to RP in Space battles now

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      Fuck you guys are sicks

    • CalPal

      7 years ago

      This version's pretty awesome too, if pretty reliant on dedication and patience. The main group has all the rules, and so does the first post on the thread.

    • CalPal

      7 years ago

      Don't stop yourself with just my games. Come here and here to be part of the mafia fun!

      You can also read my game as it progresses. It'll help you figure out how to play, as first time can be pretty overwhelming to new guys.

    • CalPal

      7 years ago

      I asked you to join, but it's way too late for that. However, I would like to see you in future games of Mafia, if that's possible. It is fun times, that's for sure.

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      Thanks for telling me that it's a trick.

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      Just tell me... Also I really can't right now.

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      Why?

    • LHSBAND

      7 years ago

      It's the big bad Tzer from Tzerstan.

      ........You mothafucking Communist! d:

    • CalPal

      7 years ago

      By the way, I was wondering if you would be interested in another forum game? You probably know about it - the Mafia game - but I'm hosting a round of my own, and I'd like it if you came in and joined the game. I think I currently have fewer members than I feel comfortable with.

    • CalPal

      7 years ago

      Also, set up something online for me to join. Password should be ROOSTERTEETH, all caps.

    • CalPal

      7 years ago

      All right, give me a second while I set up RoN.

    • CalPal

      7 years ago

      That's good. Yeah, an average game usually will last about 1 1/2 - 2 hours, depending on the difficulty. I normally played on moderate, heading into tough, but since you first bought the game, we can just start with NPCs on easy-moderate, to help you get into the game and such. Be sure to play the tutorials, as well, they're very helpful.

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