UB3RL337

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      11 years ago

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    • \/\/00tageration!

      14 years ago

      UB3RL337

      New pics in me gallery! Yay-hoo.

    • Yo

      14 years ago

      UB3RL337

      What up.
      Put up some new images. They pretty much rule. I'll give a full journal entry... next time I feel like it..

    • New Stuff

      14 years ago

      UB3RL337

      Hello to anyone who is watching me by some freak coincidence .
      I updated my image gallery. Now it contains newer cooler stuff, and it just isn't as Noobish on the whole. Hope you like it lots.

      In other news, Anime Nerds: Friend or Foe? Let's look at the facts:
      First there's the anime itself. All anime must come from Japan. There have been numerous attempts at making American animes, but that, put simply, is like watching a movie by Uwe Boll: painful, irritating, and downright stupid.
      All animes must feature at least one person/ creature with superhuman abilities. That is requisite. If there is no one jumping 350 feet into the air and fighting bears with their toenails, it is expelled from the realm anime and just becomes a poignant and rather angsty cartoon, which is then worshipped like a God by emo kids.
      The plot of an anime CAN NEVER MAKE SENSE. I have personally seen shows that go as far as turning a cat into a spacship on the spot simply to adhere to this all-important rule. It is the glue that holds the anime universe together. If the anime dorks ever understood the plot, there would be nothing to distract them from the realization that they are, in fact, watching an imported cartoon, and the anime empire would die. If the plot makes no sense, then anime nerds have no choice but to watch on and continually ask them selves, holding their collective heads in angst, "WHY? WHY DID THE DUMPLING COVER THE SPACE COLONY IN CHOCOLATE?!".
      The name of the anime must have nothing to do with its content. Take Samurai Champloo. Do you know what a Champloo is? No. Do I? Of course not. We're not supposed to. In the end, it doesn't matter, because whatever the hell a champloo is, there's no way in hell that it has anything to do with the show. The animators over in Japan just pick random words, stick them together and call it a day. Some of the names are very hard to say with a straight face *cough* Cowboy Bebop *cough*. The ideal anime name-content realationship scenario would be a show called Spelunking Horseraddish about a white bean named Ichiyo that travels the world looking for pot gardens.
      Finally, every anime MUST have some underlying pearl of wisdom. Y'know, because life messages translate so well from Japanese to English. I live by "Do it one job happy happy fun!!".
      Now, on to the fans. The casual anime fan is harmless, even when cornered, and can even make for good company. He/she makes do with the imported and dubbed anime often shown, even though he/she realizes that these shows are just Japan making more money by shipping all the bad shows that their public is bored with over to the Americas and forcibly turning it into a phenomenon. Their liking for anime is generally secondary to some other interest, such as sports, videogames, and even a life. They feel no need to watch anime constantly, or even to follow the story for that matter, but they prefer to watch it for the entertainment value. They may or may not have a favorite anime, but this does not matter. In short, they are well rounded, intelligent, and generally charming individuals who would kindly walk up to youon the street, introduce themselves and challenge you to a round of Counter Strike.
      The fan you must be wary of is the diehard fan. You can spot these ones easily. They generally wear thick glasses and have ponytails and/or mullets. They will often be wearing a promotional shirt for their favorite anime, and will defend it vehemently.
      The diehard fan is a force to be reckoned with. He has been watching anime for the majority of his life, and is therfore qualified to be a critic on everything the world has known/will know. He will not settle for the TV animes, oh no. He must buy his anime himself at an anime themed store. It must never be dubbed, only subtitled, because the translation is ALWAYS better that way. He will, no matter what, act as if he understands the plot of a particular anime, even though he barely has a graps of what they're saying because the subtitles go away too fast. They talk constantly about anime, and frequent conventions world wide. If an anime reaches a movie theatre, that is enough to make the diehard fan pee his pants.
      The most dangerous aspects of the diehard fan are his mind and his cosplay. The diehard fan will be so enamored, so captivated with all things Japanese that he will want to become Japanese, even if he already is. He will use words like "sugoi" and "sensei". He will dress in Japanese T-shirts and wear a kartate headband in public. He will take martial arts even though he has not been fit to walk to his own mailbox for years. Worst of all, he will make the ultimate sacrifice: he will listen to J-pop! Stay away from this at all costs, the brain damage is as yet irreversible. Scientists are constantly seaching for a cure for common J-pop.
      The cosplay is damaging in a whole other way. The fan will get so wrapped up in his anime that he feels he MUST BE THE CHARACTER. He will go to great lengths to become his idol. He will make clothes, change his hair, get tattoos, even get plastic surgery for the sake of looking EXACTLY like this hero. This may not seem dangerous, but beware the evil that lies within. The diehard fan has no more self esteem or dignity to lose (he sold it so he could buy his anime on DVD), and therefore being in the close vicinity of a cosplayer SAPS YOUR OWN DIGNITY AND SELF RESPECT. The worst cosplayers- such as the men who dress up as female character- have been known to drive a man to commit seppuku in under 5 minutes of close range standing. That, and cosplayers are just really creepy.
      I would like to state now that if you see these signs in someone you love, separate them from anime now, before it's too late. Even the ones who were once considered too far gone have been able to go to therapy and come back with only a minor yearning for anime. Please, they're pathetic.

    • Wahoo!

      14 years ago

      UB3RL337

      Well, its big times for the dorks out there. Lotsa things happening for the more socially challenged 2.63% of our population positively IDed as nerds. Darth Vader is coming back for those Warzies out there, the Trekkies are getting riled up about the series finale of Star Trek: Enterprise, just about every reality show/soap opera/intense action drama is about wrapping up their season (including American Idol, so the end is near), and us Gamers are elated with not only the beautiful titles slated to come out, but also the wonder of impending E3 2005 and a first glimpse of the next generation of console gaming, though there is at present some animostiy between the MMORPG and FPS crowds (Half-Life 2 vs. World of Warcraft... not pretty). Heck, even the Basement Dwellers, hermits devoted to D&D, are cautiously inching back the covers over the windows of the basement, in hopes of seeing what grass looks like, so that they may use it as reference for future games. And through it all, what am I doing?
      Nothing.
      Not a thing.
      No, I can't go to E3, even though I live just an hour outside of L.A.
      It doesn't look like I'll be able to see Star Wars anytime soon.
      And I certainly don't have the money for a new game, let alone a next-gen system.
      So right now, things just kind of suck for me.
      But I'm cheery, through it all.
      Yes, I'm having a good attitude about it. Why? Shut up. I'm living a nice placid lifestyle and I can be happpy with that. I'm one of the greater dweebs I know, but at least I don't plan on going to a movie theatre at midnight dressed as some obscure character, who appeared on screen for no more than 3 seconds, in a pitiful and misguided attempt to be unique, because Lord knows there's only SO MANY 3-second characters, and someone is bound to choose the same one as you, and one of you will be forced to go home, which will be decided by who knows more obscure, useless trivia on that particular 3-second character, or possibly an epic fight to the bitter end involving Twizzlers and popcorn bags, whichever comes first.
      Not that I am bitter.

    • Update

      14 years ago

      UB3RL337

      Well, yeah.
      I have been trold that it is time for a new journal entry.
      I shall begin one as soon as the intense pain in my ribcage stops.

    • whoa

      14 years ago

      UB3RL337

      I suck at making friends but who cares.
      resident evil 4 rox the sox off of my entire family.
      It rocks harder than the hardest rocker

    • UBER-RANT

      14 years ago

      UB3RL337

      I made a rant too big for this site. Check it out at http://zc-zephyr.deviantart.com/journal/4031786/

    • The battle rages; we still have idiots.

      14 years ago

      UB3RL337

      The topic of the day is: The Presidential Election
      First off, I'd like to say that I knew this was a very controversial and dangerous topic that inspired deep hatred and conviction in many people throughout the nation, so I just couldn't resist butchering it in my journal.
      I would also like to say that I support Bush in my infinite wisdom. I'm not sure if that makes me Satan or a retard or a Satanic retard, but by the reasoning of the entire Democratic party, if someone says it enough, it will come true. This, of course, could be the only reason for many members of the democratic party to lament the outcome of the election and claim it was fraudulent. There was a letter in the newspaper today that said, and I quote,"Today is a sad day for America. Sad to see that only 48 percent of Americans saw that we are on a runway train headed off a cliff.". This is exactly the kind of pessimistic, woe-is-me garbage that the democrats have been shoving down our throats and lost the election with. It's not a sad day for America. Its a sad day for you because your lying, special interest-pandering pseudo-hero candidate got beat fair and square (not that I don't think Kerry shouldn't be recognized for his service, I just don't think we should be giving out hero ranks to guys who cant even use a tweezers without hurting themselves). Seriously, how much hammer-pounding wll it take to get it through your thick skulls: Kerry LOST. Bush WON. He won BOTH the POPULAR VOTE and the ELECTORAL VOTE. Kerry GAVE UP. He is NOT contesting the outcome.
      Oh, but what if Bush rigged the voting? Why yes, that would explain why Kerry won all of the states with the most electral votes such as California. That would also be why the exit polls were biased to show a Kerry landslide, wouldn't it.
      And now people are talking about Hilary Clinton running in 2008. This I cannot stand, but I am prepared to bear it long enough to see her get beaten. Think about it. Bill was just her little puppet, so if she wins, it will be her 3rd term in office. Not to say that I don't want a woman president, I just don't want THAT woman president. She's so left I could use her as a spare turn signal on my car. The only vote she'll get will be from rabid Feminazis who are just as left as her. We may as well elect that fat little turd floating gleefully in the toilet known as the media, Michael Moore. We would all be commies within the year. The interesting thing about Moore is that he makes tons of money off of the capitalist system that he opposes. Fancy that.
      But my real beef is with the people who go around say things like, "America used to be great, but now everything sucks.". To that I say, my family just bought a brand new car, giving us 4 cars, 3 Chevys and 1 Ford, and they all rock. We ended the lease on our Japanese luxury car and got a 2004 Chevy Malibu Maxx and not only does it ride quieter and have better fuel economy, but it comes with things like personal passenger sunroof standard. I can't help but say BOO-FREAKIN'-YAH. The worst part about the losers who diss America is that if they just used that one brain cell of theirs for something other than spewing garbage, they would realize that if they lived in another country, they would get shot for treason if they didn't like something. My mother and her family grew up in Haiti, where you had to watch what you said because the "president" had spies everywhere, and you were lucky if you got home from school without being mugged, shot, or both (by the way, Bush also helped in the liberation of Haiti). WAKE UP! THIS IS THE LAND OF THE FREE AND THE HOME OF THE KICKASS! HAVE A LITTLE PRIDE, YOU FREEDOM-SQUANDERING LOSERS!
      On that note, I will end my rant. Until next time...
      BOOYAH

    • THIS JOURNAL OWNS

      14 years ago

      UB3RL337

      Today's topic is: Punk Rock
      Lets face it: I'm an artistic person. Chances are, if you're reading this, you are too. I love art, and I love making art, whether it be music, writing, or doodling on pictures of Steven Segal to make it look like his eyes are crossed and he is missing several teeth. You know, the sophisticated stuff.
      Anyway, there are types of art I get, and there are types that I dont get. Take Jimi Hendrix, for example. I can really appreciate what he does because I play guitar. However, I do NOT appreciate so-called "abstract" art that hangs in most art galleries and resides on some pages on this site. I don't think this is because I don't get truly fine art, but rather I think it is because I have an I.Q. of over 38 and can't find the artistic value in a work that looks like it was done by a man with a severe bowel disorder who just ate at Rubio's.
      Another form of art that I'm not a fan of (and I use the word art very, very loosley here) is punk rock, which has actually been proven to cause brain dammage and eventual homicidal insanity in lower forms of life (plants, single celled organisms, Howard Dean, etc.). I hold punk rock responsible for every car crash in the last 3 years ("Well, I think I'll turn on my radio OH SWEET MOTHER OF" CRASH). Punk music tends to sound like somebody destroying a guitar by the most brutal means they can think of and another guy wailing incoherently about how society sucks or how their "grrlfriend" left them last Tuesday. The typical punk band will generally consist of 5 guys who are in desparte need of a life and have just graduated from Saddam Hussein's School of Musical Sodomie. The member who hasn't yet finished puberty and can therefore acheive optimum wailing is designated as the singer. (I realize that I am making massive generalizations here. Sometimes songs feature the "singer" screaming as obnoxiously as he can.) The wierdest thing is that the punks claim that they can derive meaning from wailing and screaming, but I have trouble seeing any meaning in it besides, "Let's see if we can break the recording equipment."
      But more than the music, I don't get the punks themselves. My understanding of it is, by becoming a punk you are supposed to rebel against society, fashion, and every form of "conformity", apparently including rational and intelligent thought. What punks tragically don't realize is that by becoming punks, the are conforming to the punk ideal and following punk trends. Alas, if you actually tried to explain this to a punk, his or her head would immediately explode (Try It, Kids!) and mindless contradictory rhetoric would start spewing from their neck. Again I realize I am making massive generalizations here that may even be offensive, but as is often the case, I don't care. But I believe there is hope, though, for the punks. I believe that one day they will see the error of their ways and begin to think and behave like normal human beings instead of the jargon spewing pseudo-rebels that they are.
      Until then I will laugh at their haircuts.

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    • Dan3000

      11 years ago

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      12 years ago

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    • The_Dark2

      13 years ago

      Friend Deletion. Please Read Journal.

    • The_Dark2

      13 years ago

      Friend Deletion. Please Read Journal.

    • The_Dark2

      13 years ago

      read my current journal if you want

    • sharku

      13 years ago

      Hello There

      I have made it to the 2nd round of this popularity contest

      So I will give you 1 mod point if you vote for me here

      All you have to do is post in this journal after you have voted

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    • halo_halo

      13 years ago

      ill tell the leader u wanna join

    • halo_halo

      13 years ago

      wanna join the hells spartans????

    • val

      13 years ago

      Cali Represent it's cali up in this mother lol
      but what up
      ya I have a friend who is going back to cali

    • val

      13 years ago

      What up Homie?

    • Kumiho

      13 years ago

      Anime pic contest on kagome's journal!

    • DeadlyChief

      13 years ago

      California is awesome smiley11.gif

      Hey mate sorry if you dont like this posts but could you please go here to vote for me...

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    • MurryBob

      13 years ago

      exactly. Style means nothing when you've just taken a bullet to the head. Both hands and both eyes = OSOK lol

    • Cant_kill_me

      13 years ago

      merry christmas

    • Dj_Sketch

      13 years ago

      Merry Christmas

    • MunKiy

      13 years ago

      Happy Holidays Dude \m/ (-_-) \m/

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      -peace
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    • Evil_Nixon

      13 years ago

      I feel like crying everytime one of those commercials come on.

    • PostalMario

      13 years ago

      I lack the money to buy any albums right now, so I lack the money to listen to SRV.

    • bigboy12

      13 years ago

      do you what to enter my contest?

    • shoetree

      13 years ago

      Cool pipes bro!!!!

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      14 years ago

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    • SPnerve

      14 years ago

      no offense but i never really understood why people would like airsoft so much... to me paintball is alot more fun

    • reedy

      14 years ago

      i like anime anime likes me i like cowboy bebhop

    • reedy

      14 years ago

      legend of zelda kick ass

    • ozit

      14 years ago

      Thank you for your nice comments ^_^ *hugz*

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      14 years ago

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    • Becca FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT Torturer

      14 years ago

      My boyfriend.

    • Paulrus

      14 years ago

      Be logged in when season three is released, lets see how many people we can get online at that time. Spread the word, ps. it is getting released either between 8am - 10 am, or 8pm - 10pm eastern on monday, cant remember which it was, so just sign in between those times

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