UGotGlocked

Male
from Dana Point, California

  • Activity

    • Sleeeeeeeepiiiiiiiiing...........

      12 years ago

      UGotGlocked

      *SNAP*
      "Get up. You need to move"
      "wasssahfuck?"
      "You can't be in here, you have to leave the room"
      "Wait, what!? WHY!?"
      "Because I can't get out of the door, I need to take the dog out"
      "Well the couch CAN be moved, y'know?"
      "No, you have to leave. Go in your room or something."
      "No, you know what? STOP FUCKING YELLING AT ME YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!! THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT AND I'M NOT FUCKING MOVING!!!!"

      I've been awake for a little under half an hour at this point...and I had to wake up to being yelled at and ordered around by guess who? My father.

      So then he tries to apologize just after he screamed at me for sleeping and I just say: "whatever, man".

      Then the bastard goes on this fucking guilt trip about how he should leave the house because he "can't pay the bills" and whatever the fuck else he was going to whine at me about and make ME feel bad. In response: "NO DAVE, YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP RIGHT THE FUCK NOW. I'VE HAD LESS THEN FOUR HOURS OF SLEEP, I'VE HAD SOME FUCKING ASSHOLE FUCKING SCREAM AT ME AS A FUCKING WAKEUP, I'M PERFECTLY AWARE OF THE FUCKING FINANCIAL SITUATION, OK!? I'M LEAVING THE FUCKING LIVING ROOM, YOU FUCKING WIN!? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED!? FINE, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING PRICK!!!!"

      Getting away with the murder of a parent would just be sooo sweet.....
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    • The Moon

      12 years ago

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      was pretty cool. Wasn't mind blowing or anything.....but yeh.

      I had to sit around until about 3 am waiting for that fucking thing to turn red, and then it didn't even turn that red. Two people that were blown away though were Ian, and my neighbor who was down stairs sitting on a chair, watching it. If it weren't 3 am, and I looked better; I may have stayed there with her(actually she's not my neighbor. That place has people coming in and out of it all the time. I lost track of who lives there and just kinda stopped caring.), because she's kinda hot. I mean....tattooed girls just do it for me, y'know? Anyone else like them?

      I have to finish this art homework by the end of Thursday.....I fucking hate this shit. It's not that it's hard...it's just that I hate doing it at home. I'll buy a Redline today, see how well that works. After all, those things have never failed me before.

      1187079422826.jpghey kids!!! It's smile-goth!!!! Look at how happy she is....I SAID FUCKING LOOK AT HER HAPPINESS!!!!!!
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    • It's 4 am...

      12 years ago

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      and it's gotta be about a hundred fucking degrees in my room. I can't go anywhere else because everyone else has to sleep....but I can't sleep in here because it's too fucking hot. So I try and find somewhere else to be, and I find the spot but I have to work it into being comfortable. So I try and grab my quilt and put it there. Then I get thirsty and I need some water. Drink water, try and go back to my spot...AND I GET FUCKING YELLED AT!!!!

      "What are you doing"

      "Nothing, go back to sleep and stop being such and asshole" I say to what is ashamingly, my father. I detest that man for all that I'm worth. If I could getting away with his murder, I so would.

      Anyway, no I get screamed at again and I'm back in my 100 degree room, boiling. So in order for everyone else to be happy.....I have to suffer. That sounds a little selfish, but there is seriously nothing I can do to get any sleep other then move out of my room and in to a different room.

      I have 3 1/2 hours before I have to wake up to go to school so that I can go back to another school so I can go to college....SO I CAN GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS FUCKING HUNDREDFUCKDEGREE ROOM!!!!!! Or at least get some air conditioning.......

      I've got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one
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    • Don't lie to the Chair Leg of Truth

      12 years ago

      UGotGlocked

      It would be in your best interests not to. When you lie to the Chair Leg of Truth...well I can't control what it may do. Y'see, it doesn't like liars very much, and it has a reeeaaally bad temper.

      First entry of my column (the idea was stolen from Transmet, but what the fuck ever. It inspired me to write about shit that I feel is important. Not just shit that happens to me in my everyday life. That's what this journal is for.) was posted on my VF. I figure that moar people will see it there at the moment then anywhere else. People troll the shit out of that site.....

      If anyone has a website and they want me to write for it, then tell me. Give me links, passwords, access. I won't be a mistake on your part if you let me....only if you fuck me over. Because people that try and fuck me over usually end up in some mental hospital because of the kind of psychological shit that I put them through. It usually ends with the Chair Leg of Truth beating them across the face.

      Don't Screw With The Fuckhead; TRUST THE FUCKHEAD!!!
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    • Rumors of my demise have been highly

      12 years ago

      UGotGlocked

      exaggerated

      Well this weekend was un-eventful to say the most. Friday night consisted of renting and then watching a bunch of Horror movies, and getting tweaked on Redline.

      Saturday: I was at this place called Howie's Game Shack all day. I despise that place.....but they did get moar games, and then considering that we stayed there for 9+ hours for only 15$ it was moar worth it then going anywhere else. I was tweaked on Redline for a little while, about an hour or two while we were there. The rest of the time I was just stoned; I was blazing in the bathroom. Lemme tell you, that is one of the scariest shit to do, ANYWHERE!!! Because if you get caught, it's game over. It's a good thing I'm a ninja, right? Because I can just dissapear in that smoke.

      Sunday = Laziest day of my life. Blazed all day, walked around my house lethargic as hell until I stole some money from my mom to buy some Redline. That shit, for me, is like coffe for adults. They need to work the rest of the day, and concentrate, or whatever the fuck that they need it for. Point is, I use Redline to wake the fuck up and concentrate on school work.

      Sweet, I'm bleeding
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    • FOUR TWETENTEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

      12 years ago

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      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
      EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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      Completely disregard this journal.....I posted it just for the fuck of it.
      Read the one before it, it makes moar/less sense. ^______________________^4yimaeq.jpgdon't let Pennywise get you kiddies, stay away from the sewer ;3

    • It's All In Your Head, Boy

      12 years ago

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      You're in my mind
      Only in my mind
      You don't exist
      Nothing about you is real

      Change?
      Nothing Changes
      and neither do people
      You don't exist
      Nothing about you is real

      Old ghosts haunt us
      Would you like a balloon?
      I bet you would
      Pop
      No more balloon
      You don't exist
      Nothing about you is real

      200 years pass
      You kill
      You kill the believers
      What about the non-believers?
      Can't get them, now can you?
      You don't exist
      Nothing about you is real

      C'mon
      Try me
      Tempt me
      Try and take my mind
      Oh that's right
      You don't exist
      NOTHING ABOUT YOU IS REAL!

      Don't try and find meaning in it, because you won't.

      I started reading Transmetropolitan again, it is truely the greatest story of our time. For all of you who have read it, I know that you fully agree with me. For those who haven't read it, then I suggest you start. It's available for torrent, or you could spend the money like you should.....but if you don't want to torrent it or buy it, I'll send it to you.

      Stopped smoking pot for awhile. I'm switching my drug habits up a bit. Started drinking Redline as you may know, and I fucking love it. Those that are online late at night or live in other countries that's time zones are hours ahead of mine know that I don't sleep often, even on school days. A partial reason that I started drinking Redline is because of the drug Jump Start in Transmet. For those that know their basic drug facts, whatever shit that they put in the stuff helps your brain move faster and produce words to string ideas together moar fluidly.

      I'm feeling the urge to write something again....watch out for whatever the fuck comes out of my mind in the next month.
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      (Don't let Pennywise get you.....stay away from the Sewer ;3)

    • Wow man....just wow

      12 years ago

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      I finally got a reply back from Ian. Turns out, he was infact serious about that. But what really got me, is the fact that he just thought that I would be dying my hair for bitches. HAH!!! Wow; I mean, that guy should fucking know me better.

      Here's a little info on myself that some of you may not know. I DON'T CARE ABOUT SEX!!!! It's not always on my mind. I talk about it and shit, make sexual jokes and coerce women into getting turned on sometimes.....but in all actuality, I really don't give a shit.

      I dress the way I do because I like it and I feel as though it looks good on me. I would dye my hair because I think that it would look good. If other people did, then that would just be a perk to doing it.

      Please.....everyone, never assume shit. Assumptions are the mother of all fuck ups.
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    • Everyone is telling me

      12 years ago

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      to dye my hair black.....and I'm kinda getting so fed up with it that I might actually just go for it and do it. It's getting really annoying. If you guys pay for it (that's going out to all the people that want me to dye it), then I'll do it. Just give me the money, cause I'm not doing it myself. FUCK THAT!!! I'm gonna get it professionally done if I do. None of this shitty ass "do yourself crap". NO!!!

      Fuck.....that would looks so bad.............
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  • About Me

  • Comments (3126)

    • haloqueeny

      12 years ago

      Fucking lucky. My classes are all honors ap. GAY

    • MissGlitter

      12 years ago

      I hate you.

    • Bigchief117

      12 years ago

      Theres actually about 7 full magazines behind me in my body armor lol.

    • haloqueeny

      12 years ago

      My ap euro teacher is atheist and he disses religion all the time.

      i love him.

    • MissGlitter

      12 years ago

      Ifffff you're awake and bored at like 5:30AM my time, give me a call. My alarm probably won't wake me up, haha.

    • WhenIDie7

      12 years ago

      Nice, man...

      mah shoes...
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    • FLOSSIE

      12 years ago

      Mouse.

      :)
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    • coldor

      12 years ago

      yeah..my friend josh, like every ten minutes was like *sniff*..do you smell that?

      he'd walk away...and come back smelling like pot

    • coldor

      12 years ago

      yeah i kept hoping that MCR would do Blood...lol

      MSI was amazing and a half...

      and Gerard ripped his pants... on stage
      he stuck his hands down his pants...and stuck his fingers out

      OH SHIT...I GOTTA GO EDIT MY JOURNAL...i almost forgot TBS!!! OH NOES!!!!

    • Jaded_Twin

      12 years ago

      Eh, good enough. lol

    • Jaded_Twin

      12 years ago

      If you follow nothing, then you are pointlessly wandering through life. What's the motivation in that?

    • WhenIDie7

      12 years ago

      BAM!!!

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    • rattyray

      12 years ago

      a minor? i disagree with that as in a little way he plays a big part smiley0.gif

    • WhenIDie7

      12 years ago

      Ok, because i found it on my own.

      No, i definately remember finding out about this from you. You didn't pressure me, but you mentioned it to me.

      Whatever, man. It's in the past. The journal was a joke.

    • WhenIDie7

      12 years ago

      I didn't mean it in a bad way, pandejo. I meant as a ''gosh, sean, you got me all hooked on this website. Now I'm gonna have no life, jeeez."

      Trust me, thank you for showing me this.

    • rattyray

      12 years ago

      smiley3.gif 0_o you got it nearly but yeah its tom felton

      how'd you know >__< damn it lol smiley0.gif but you didnt get his name so well you got 10 mods =P

    • AFKeeker

      12 years ago

      Aye, I enjoy a good religious bashing debate every now and again. It's so funny seeing their replies. I use logic and reason, they use the same lame line of "JEBUZ LURVES JOO!" They can't create any arguments, they just use the same old, re-hashed lines.

    • haloqueeny

      12 years ago

      have fun hehe =d

    • AFKeeker

      12 years ago

      Dude, that Christianity demotivator is HILARIOUS.

    • haloqueeny

      12 years ago

      Yeah pretty much... I mean have you SEEN saddleback church? Churches are supposed to be simple and stuff not like a fucking museum... religion is fucked up these days

      Not to mention, I'd rather spend my sundays on xbox or at the beach or something....

    • haloqueeny

      12 years ago

      Yeah regular xbox games aren't that great. RAPAGE check the stats (by the way, NUB SAUCE CREAM is a semi-pro halo 2 player on his main account.. he's playin like shit tonight)

    • haloqueeny

      12 years ago

      ....maybe....

      but I've got like... lots of monster in the fridge. I have to finish those off (should take me... like... 5 hours at the most)

      I swear I drink so much of that shit that I've almost died like 4 or 5 times

    • haloqueeny

      12 years ago

      Monster is the shit. I used to hate it and now i'm addicted

    • FLOSSIE

      12 years ago

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    • coldor

      12 years ago

      ...DAMN HANTERFAG

    • WhenIDie7

      12 years ago

      ARE YOU READY TO SEE AN AWESOME MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

      WOO-HOOO. Peoples going to die tonight. muahahahahahahaha.

    • WhenIDie7

      12 years ago

      Hey, if you're serious about doing something after the movie, you need to tell me.

      I can drop you off or whatever, but then I'm heading home.

    • WhenIDie7

      12 years ago

      he's not a minor character. in the first season, sure, he kinda sucks.

      But after Duelist Kingdom, he starts developing a darker and darker force, until at Battle City, he becomes a more in your face character.

      He's also like...the MAIN bad guy in the pharaoh season. But despite all that, he's pretty frickin' crazy. I love it.

    • MissGlitter

      12 years ago

      No, I was just in one of those shit moods.

    • MissGlitter

      12 years ago

      Thanks for that.
      It cheered me up a little bit.

    • WhenIDie7

      12 years ago

      I would think not...

      "Cocaine (known as No Name: in the U.S.) is a highly caffeinated energy drink distributed by Redux Beverages. According to the marketing, it is "The Legal Alternative" to cocaine. It contains three and a half times as much caffeine as the leading energy drink, Red Bull, as demonstrated on the label with "Caffeine Level:" followed by three bull heads and a half.

      On May 5th, 2007, Cocaine was pulled from U.S. shelves as a result of the FDA's decision that Cocaine was "illegally marketing their drink as an alternative to street drugs". Redux Beverages began working on a new name for the product immediately. At the end of May, 2007, the Redux team decided to change the name to "No Name:" energy drink, with the new can label featuring a large blank space for fans to write their chosen name for the drink. On June 17th, 2007, the drink was redistributed in the U.S. under the new labeling.

      Cocaine's founder and senior partner, Jamey Kirby, maintains that the new name is temporary. He believes Redux will be able to combat the FDA's decision in court. Kirby: "Oh, we'll get our name back. We'll get it back."[|Hollister, Jt] (June 24)


      The beverage is also available in Europe, where it is still sold as Cocaine Energy Drink rather than Insert Name Here: as it is in the U.S.
      "

    • WhenIDie7

      12 years ago

      This is true...

      There was a long legal dispute about changing the name, so for a time, it was nameless, but was a black can with an empty space where buyers could write their own name for it.

      If they put the name back on, they must've won the case.

    • WhenIDie7

      12 years ago

      That pussy ass Redline is NOTHING compared to this....

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      You're not allowed to call Redline amazing until you've tried this.

    • FLOSSIE

      12 years ago

      No. xD
      I'll ...die if i do.
      You want me to die?

      Yeah.... i thought so.
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    • FLOSSIE

      12 years ago

      :o
      Your asking for a very difficult thing, my friend.
      xD

    • FLOSSIE

      12 years ago

      *jig jig, jig jig*
      WOW bear dog.
      xD

    • FLOSSIE

      12 years ago

      Haha.
      ^_^

    • WhenIDie7

      12 years ago

      lol. yeah, it does.

    • WhenIDie7

      12 years ago

      as soon as I typed it, I knew you'd be the first to see and comment on it, lol.

    • WhenIDie7

      12 years ago

      fuck it.

      What's up with you these days? just chillin'?

    • WhenIDie7

      12 years ago

      Oh..well..sorry, then.

      Thought you'd find it amusing... Dont_Have_To_Entertain.jpg

    • WhenIDie7

      12 years ago

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    • WhenIDie7

      12 years ago

      god, I suck at spelling lately...

    • Jay8ball

      12 years ago

      Well thats the risk I take

    • PrinceYoko

      12 years ago

      I see *sigh* I would be on if I had the ablility to move my legs

    • WhenIDie7

      12 years ago

      Fuck that, I'm doing a bike ride today :-p

      Dude, I played the Wii yesterday (in Wii sports) and totally got owned at Wii boxing and Wii tennis. Like...no joke, it was amazing...
      But my friend's a duesch for not letting me win.

    • PrinceYoko

      12 years ago

      Looks like you got the meaning of life down

    • WhenIDie7

      12 years ago

      Defiant 'till the end :-p

      you wanna go running or bike riding today? I missed my work out again, so I need to do one of those...

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