Ultims

Male
from El Dorado Hills

  • Activity

    • An update

      13 years ago

      Ultims

      Yeah if you guys read my last journal will get the expression I was single. Well last weekthat changed. So I am no longer a single guy. Sorryladies.

    • Yay! Its hearts day!

      13 years ago

      Ultims

      I hate valentines day. And allow me to tell you why. I have girl problems. Plain and simple. And on feb. 14 couples come out of their little holes to say hi. I wish I could take a stick and beat the crap out of them whilest saying,"Get back in your holes!"BWAHAHAHAHA. That would make me so happy. I know most of you will understand and agree with me because most of you are lonely little people that makes love to your Xbox or PS2 every night. Well hope your little love day with your video games were better than mine with real people. over and out. bitches.

    • Xbox Live

      13 years ago

      Ultims

      Hey everybody! I want to know your Gamertag. So message me your gamertag and We can kill other people online! YAY!!!!!!!!

    • Happy Holidays,Mary Christmas Motherf***

      13 years ago

      Ultims

      I don't care if affend anyone. I'm am going to say Merry Christmas to anyone I want to. And all those people who don't like it can go F***** themselves.

    • everybody needs to do this!

      14 years ago

      Ultims

      things to do at Walmart

      1. Get 24 boxes of tampons and put them in carts of guys when there not looking.

      2. Set all the alarm clocks in House wares to go off at 5-minute intervals.

      3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the ladies restroom.

      4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: 'Code 3 in House wares' . . and see what happens.

      5. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay-away.

      6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

      7. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department -- and tell other shoppers you're sleeping over; invite them in, if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.

      8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

      9. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.

      10. While handling guns in the Hunting Department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

      11. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from "Mission Impossible."

      12. In the Auto Department, practice your "Madonna look" using different sized funnels.

      13. Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: "PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!"

      14. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, assume the fetal position and scream "NO!...It's those voices again!!!"

      And last but not least:

      15. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while, then yell loudly: "There's no toilet paper in here!"


      Pass this on so bored people everywhere can find something to do at a walmart

    • hey there!

      14 years ago

      Ultims

      hey everyone! hows it goin? i think i might go swimming in my pool now cuz i can!

      ttyl

      chris

    • Summer

      14 years ago

      Ultims

      I have been on summer vacation for some time now and I'm pretty bored. I hope everyone out there are having a better time than me. Its my birthday today and I'm also getting my braces on today as well so I'm going to have a fun B-day. Well thought I would share my feelings a little, talk to ya'll later.

    • The End Is Here

      14 years ago

      Ultims

      The mod thing I have offered has come to a close. If you mod something of mine I am no longer under cotract to mod back. But if you do mod something and leave a cool comment I still might give something back.

    • New

      14 years ago

      Ultims

      Anyone who mods something needs to leave a comment and tell me how many you gave. I am still currently moding anyone who mods me, but don't forget to leave a comment.

    • For The Mods!

      14 years ago

      Ultims

      This is for everyone who whats mod points. Mod anything of mine and I'll mod you. This is a limited time offer so mod quikly.

  • About Me

  • Comments (11)

    • Dragons_fire

      13 years ago

      hey did you get snow a couple of days ago?

    • ehsteven

      13 years ago

      So do you actually have a reason for doing something as stupid as calling a sweet girl like Beth a whore, or are you just an asshole?

    • batosi

      13 years ago

      Happy Thanksgiving

    • Specialforce

      14 years ago

      hi chris you haven fun at school not remeber im spencer

    • TROJANman315

      14 years ago

      come on chris we all know that ur dragon pics suck and were jusr trying to be nice! lol

    • drakedraco

      14 years ago

      WELCOME !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • bcastede

      14 years ago

      wicked pics

    • Hunter667

      14 years ago

      Welcome to the RedvsBlue web site. There's me & other people. There's Caboose & those that are mean to other people. Nice Dragons pics. Dragon, well words can't describe them. Dragons Forever!!!!!!

    • Lord_Fuzzy

      14 years ago

      You have some sweet dragons!

    • Sionelle

      14 years ago

      You're dragon pics are awesome!!!

    • Dragon04

      14 years ago

      Great Dragon pics.

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