UmbraNoob

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from Cheshire, CT

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    • Its A Snow Day HOORAY!!!

      13 years ago

      UmbraNoob

      Does anybody remember the part of the movie "A Day After Tommarow", In the very beggining when it hailing giant chunks of hail on the asian people. Well in my oppinion Its the only good part of the movie. But that exactly what I felt like while shoveling my long driveway. That was the only bad part of my day so far anyway. Well for the rest of the day me and my neighbors are to play some BattleField2 and Halo2 on Xbox Live ( Beating noobs makes me a happy boy). Its all not that bad considering I dont have to sit in Ms.Brills Biology class.

    • Highschool Biology Teachers Suck

      13 years ago

      UmbraNoob

      For a while I have enjoyed science . Iaslo liked all my science teachers. Until this year. This year I have Ms. Brill. I hate her an extreme burning passion that burns all who are around me. To top off the horrrilble teacher, this calss is 2 hours long, TWO HOURS LONG. And I either have it at the begiining or end of my school day. We do labs involving the mixing of chemicals. Sounds fun doesnt it, but it realy isnt. Most of the time the mixtures turn out looking like sperm!!! (What kind of Sick woman is this). We also watch those horrible and long science videos that are hours long. We watch one almost every class( We have been counting and we are currently on movie number 30 something). The day before yesterday we were doing another lab that consisted of chemicals. this time we had little tools called "test tube holders" (take a guess what they're used for.) They're pretty much big clamps. We found a way to entertain ourselves that class buy clipping them to each other when they're looking and see howl ong it takes them to notice.
      The next class( as in today) we watched movie number 30 something+1 and I fell asleep I woke up with that spawn of the devil Ms. Brill behind me playing with my hood. When I finally realized what happened I found out that the CUM STAINS behind me had been clipping the test tube holders to my hood. Ms. Brill threatned to take away our labs and movies and force us to listen a lecture every day. Well jokes on her, THe only reason we watch boring movies and do boring labs is because she sucks ass at teaching and she needs to find ways to avoid actually teaching us something usefell or fun.

    • 2019 years ago

      UmbraNoob
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    • Athena89

      12 years ago

      I think kevin didnt believe erin when she said she had an RVB account

    • addboy674

      13 years ago

      HOLY SHIT KEVIN ACTUALLY CLOSED HIS WOW WANNABY GAME LONG ENOUGH TO GET ON RVB!!! HORRAY KEVIN!!!

    • Glaxton

      13 years ago

      Congratulations on being here at RvB for six months!

      I created a banner for you Here, you can download it and post it if you like.,
      OR, just delete this message and go on with your life! smiley0.gif

    • UmbraNoob

      13 years ago

      somebody shuved a major stiff stick up his ass, it was probably bobo shuving his major stick

    • Diravis

      13 years ago

      bitches

    • Diravis

      13 years ago

      im gonna kill u im serious monday ur gettin punched in the face and as for u ken ur just his tool so stfu cause i can and do reserve the right to kick ur fuckin ass u pussie im straighter then u kevin at least ive had a gf u faggot i say again ur a fuckin tool

    • addboy674

      13 years ago

      yeah...its doug....

    • UmbraNoob

      13 years ago

      Who will do it for free. If its doug then he already agreed to do it for the payment of 100 bananas. I have no idea waht he plans on doing with all those bananas, but i realy dont want to khow.

    • addboy674

      13 years ago

      sry dude, i dont have any money. but i know someone wholl do it for free.....

    • UmbraNoob

      13 years ago

      I realy think that ryan is a tight ass. Seriously we could shove a lump of coal up his ass and in two weeks we would get a diamond. But I know why hes so angry. He hates life becuase he wont be accepeted in to our society because he has a fetish for clowns and there huge feet. Ken can you spare like $500 bucks so we can find a male prostitute thats willing to dress up as a clown and lay ryan. And Doug if you ever side with ryan I will rip your balls off and put them in a jar for you to look at.

    • killrcknrll

      13 years ago

      ha ha ha i know

    • Diravis

      13 years ago

      Hey geuss what you guys are the biggest fucking faggots on the face of ther earth and u really didnt do a gj of pissing me off btw. kevin ur the biggest freakin noob Ive ever seen ken y dont u go kiss satans ass u gothic motherfuckin pice of shit u 2 r big fuckin dooshbags that want to suck system of a down's lead singer (serj) dick ur freaking faggots if ur gonna bitch at me do it in person instead of fucking hideing behind those computers ur fuckin pussies i can beat noth of u the fuck up remember that and ken u cant out run the varsisty fucking runner u diomb pice of shit

    • addboy674

      13 years ago

      ryan = caveman clown lover

    • UmbraNoob

      13 years ago

      what didnt you need to khow

    • killrcknrll

      13 years ago

      i really didn't need to know that lol

    • killrcknrll

      13 years ago

      lol hi kevin

    • Diravis

      13 years ago

      who had the time to make that thing at the bottom



      by the way blinky ur a gay ass noob..... fuckin noob

    • Diravis

      13 years ago

      blinky is that driving test a t greenlight hard i gotta take it tonight

    • UmbraNoob

      13 years ago

      I finaly got my freakin journal to work

    • UmbraNoob

      13 years ago

      I pressed the submit button and it looked kike it posted when it switched screens

    • addboy674

      13 years ago

      its cause you didnt post anyhitng, you need to type your journal and then click "post journal" or whatever the button says

    • UmbraNoob

      13 years ago

      I did sell it ........ then i stole it back

    • evilcol

      13 years ago

      hey if you have been to Mournhold yet, you can sell the Umbra sword there and get like 27,000 thousand gold or was it 30,000 i forgot. You can also sell other Legendary weapons there for gold in the museum.

    • UmbraNoob

      13 years ago

      yup thats exactly where i my name. That war tattered orc hit me right in the heart, as well as a huge chunk of my health bar when i mercellesly slaughtered him

    • evilcol

      13 years ago

      And with the orc named Umbra he talks to you about his life and how he has done everything in the world and now wishes death, so challenge him to a duel to the death and when you kill him, search his body and you will find Umbra's sword. i forgot its satas but it is enchanted and its magical effect is soultrap on target for 60 seconds

    • evilcol

      13 years ago

      Wait when i last played morrowind i came across a orc named umbra. Coincidence..... i think not. Well anyways in morrowind to find this orc got to Suran and somewhere in the mountains By Suran that orc is just standing there.

    • UmbraNoob

      13 years ago

      That doesnt count as a comment

    • killrcknrll

      13 years ago

      O SCORE I GOT ONE YAY! so wats up?

    • UmbraNoob

      13 years ago

      You dont deseve a comment

    • killrcknrll

      13 years ago

      kevin wheres my comment?!!

    • UmbraNoob

      13 years ago

      Ryan does <3 clowns, he likes to honk the clowns horn from time to time. Poor Steff, doensnt even khow about his odd fetishes

    • killrcknrll

      13 years ago

      WOOO its Kevin, wats up?

    • addboy674

      13 years ago

      damn, and i wanted to give u the first comment.....fucking killthem and his......nomodsforyou. oh well that also reminds me i got no mods, i had to neg mod WEEDY420 with all the 9 mods i have. ps. stay away from him

      ps ryan <3's clowns

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      13 years ago

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