Umie

Female
from Alameda, CA

  • Activity

    • *sniff*

      12 years ago

      Umie

      Sometimes the military really sucks. I am going to get transfered soon and I won't be able to see my boyfriend for a few months and then at the end of that I can only hope that I transfer to near where he is. I am so sad. I need pictures that are funny to cheer me up. Send me a link or post it here. I NEED FUNNY. haha. Have fun.

    • The cocaine took my parking spot.

      12 years ago

      Umie

      There are little kids beating each other up outside my house. It was funny the first few minutes.
      Note: Little kid + yelling = squeaky/yell/scream..thing.
      Soo..that was interesting.
      *sighs*
      By the way..I saw 20 tons of cocaine today. I couldn't park at work because of it.
      The Coast Guard cutter, Sherman, came home today after a big drug bust. FUN.
      Oh, 20 tons is about 44 thousand pounds. That's about $600 Million.
      Whatever..another day in the life of me. smiley4.gif

    • Did you know?

      12 years ago

      Umie

      People who play first person shooter games can make decisions 82% faster than people who don't.
      Now it's up to you to quicken your skills and execute those actions just as fast. People say I have fast reflexes too.

      I feel like a ninja now.

    • How'd this become a movie list again?

      12 years ago

      Umie

      Holy shit, work ate me!

      And.. I guess I've been watching a lot of movies.

      I watched Grindhouse, Ninja Turtles, Smokin Aces, 300, Wild Hogs, Ghost Rider...and lots more that I can't remember.

      DON'T WATCH PATHFINDER. It's not that bad, but it's boring. There's blood and stuff, which you can't get wrong. But..The most exciting thing that happened was that someone farted really loud in the theater while a bunch of people were sneaking around in the bushes in the movie. Oh! And that I had Fun Dip.

      But the movies I can't wait for..
      Die Hard 4
      Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
      Transformers
      Indiana Jones 4
      Jurassic Park 4 (?)
      Halo (?)
      Resident Evil 3
      Spider-man 3
      The Mummy 3


      Other than that I've just been hanging out when I can. Haven't really even been on my computer. And lately I've been thinking about getting a new tv. A fast one with a big, flat screen and HDTV so that my games look better. I think I know what I want. AND I want to get a PS3. They have lots of new games that are coming out that are bad ass. 360 has only been concentrating on Halo 3 and getting a bigger hard drive. So all their new games SUCK. Bullet Witch? wtf. And with PS3, online play is free...so..maybe XBOX should do the same? I'm not "hating" on the 360 or anything, but I want a PS3 too. Oh, and a tv.

      Oh, and I started playing Magic for some reason. It's fun. If you don't like that I play you can eat me. It's fun to have another reason to hang out at comic shops for HOURS. I found this really fun one that has a 64 and a Gamecube in the back with tons of games and controllers in the back. You can just walk back there and start playing..whatever.

      Yeeah.
      I'm going to go watch videos 91 and up. I've been missing out. *smacks cheek* I'm naughty!
      ...
      wait.

      ...perv.

    • I went for a walk..

      12 years ago

      Umie

      ..and fell of the earth.
      really.

      I'm back now. I think.

    • No good.

      12 years ago

      Umie

      What is a hemoglobin? Apparently I don't have enough, by a lot.
      That's crazy talk!
      The woman there told me that to get more iron in my diet I need to eat things like...bread, molasses, cereal, spinach, and some kind of bean or pea that I will never put in my mouth.
      Not with a name like that.

      Truthfully, I was thinking that all the missing hemoglobins the crazy bitch wanted were all over the table and floor.

      It all happened when the spring loaded....finger pricker of death..thing slipped. While she was pushing the button. Instead of getting the thick, fatty tip of my middle finger it got the side. And it's not some nice little stab wound, it's a slice, and it's deep. I was bleeding all over everything.

      No bueno.

      See if I ever try to give blood again.

      Somehow I out did her by dislocating my fucking pointer finger with a wire wheel....grinder of death..thing.
      It's okay, I fixed it.

      You can't fix bleeding!
      Bitch.


      P.S. Happy Valentine's Day smiley12.gif
      send me candies.

    • Wow.

      12 years ago

      Umie

      It's been raining for a week now.

      www.sheezyart.com/view/1054944/

      It's really wet outside.

    • OMFG

      12 years ago

      Umie

      My underwear have a big pink bow on the back. It's bad ass!

      I think all I ate was a bowl of cereal today.

      I went upstairs and when I got there I couldn't remember why I even left my computer.

      I really think that's enough coffee for today. I rarely drink the stuff.

      My hair grows so fast.

      I wonder how much ski goggles cost.

      I don't know what my gamer tag should be for the PS3. I think I'm going to make it Latin or something. I don't know.

      And I'm sad because I had to return Viva Pinata to blockbuster or I was going to buy it. I think I'll do that next month. I get paid on the first.

      "who taught you those new tricks, damn I shouldn't start that talk
      but life is one big question when you're staring at the clock"
      40 oz. to freedom-sublime That's the song that's stuck in my head.

      *snicker*

    • Saturday, January 20th

      12 years ago

      Umie

      Meybe I should actually do some work at work...

      Umie commented on raz0rblade at 11:56 PM.
      Umie commented on sharkface217 at 11:55 PM.
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      Umie commented on dixonij at 11:49 PM.
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      Umie commented on raz0rblade at 9:13 PM.
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      Umie commented on dixonij at 9:09 PM.
      Umie commented on a journal entry at 9:06 PM.
      Umie commented on Smushsauce at 8:58 PM.
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      Umie commented on tury at 8:43 PM.
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      Umie posted in the "Personal Tidbits and Random Facts" thread at 8:37 PM.
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      Umie commented on Martinez22 at 8:26 PM.
      Umie commented on jdbcamp414 at 8:23 PM.
      Umie commented on scorch375 at 8:21 PM.
      Umie commented on an image at 8:20 PM.
      Umie commented on ShadowStylez at 8:19 PM.
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      Umie posted in the "Man, it is great being a sponsor - Introductions" thread at 8:15 PM.
      Umie commented on tury at 8:11 PM.
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      Umie posted in the "Lets Talk About Sex" thread at 8:09 PM.
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      Umie posted a journal entry at 8:03 PM.
      Umie commented on ShadowStylez at 7:59 PM.
      Umie commented on tury at 7:59 PM.
      Umie commented on a journal entry at 6:21 PM.
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      Umie commented on scorch375 at 5:46 PM.
      Umie commented on ShadowStylez at 5:43 PM.
      Umie commented on tury at 4:26 PM.
      Umie commented on a news entry at 12:36 PM.
      Umie commented on ThePieBoy at 11:27 AM.
      Umie commented on a journal entry at 11:22 AM.
      Umie commented on Smushsauce at 8:55 AM.
      Umie commented on a journal entry at 8:54 AM.
      Umie commented on tury at 8:52 AM.

      Nah, Fuck it.

  • About Me

  • Comments (181)

    • katern

      10 years ago

      u r very beautiful

    • SpitFireJay

      12 years ago

      Don't forget... today is International Commando Day! Show your support by going commando. Pass it on!

    • hexfactor

      12 years ago

      only 4 ppl? i find that shocking

    • jdbcamp414

      12 years ago

      Hey
      How are you today

    • ShadowStylez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Hey there, you. Hope you are having a good evening. smiley1.gif

    • OneEyedPoker

      12 years ago

      hello long time no see

    • ShadowStylez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Thank you so much for the compliment. You are too kind.

    • hexfactor

      12 years ago

      yes, it was quite sad

    • hexfactor

      12 years ago

      lol, so women dont like the way men taste?

    • hexfactor

      12 years ago

      lol yes one particular woman

    • SorvatS

      12 years ago

      fo'sho it is....but fo sho it could be too.

      smiley8.gif

    • jdbcamp414

      12 years ago

      thanks i tried
      and thanks for the mod

    • hexfactor

      12 years ago

      if you ask me the fact that you remembered was a big enough present :) anything else is just frosting on the cake (or pie)

    • hexfactor

      12 years ago

      awwww youre sweet! you remembered my bday! youre awesome!!!!! am i really your top modder? 22 should be the bare minimum!

    • SorvatS

      12 years ago

      Yea I saw it on Saturday, it was amazing! smiley8.gif

    • hexfactor

      12 years ago

      lol awwww *hugs* come down here you can work for me :P

    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

      been up to much today?

    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

      smiley0.gif no.

      Chocolate spread is good too.....

      smiley8.gif

    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

      he he, EVERYTHING? smiley8.gifsmiley8.gif

    • SorvatS

      12 years ago

      smiley8.gif

    • Umie

      12 years ago

      Duh.

    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

      Mmmm, pie!!!!... I think i may have to go and raid the fridge ... even though it is 1.30am!

      Yummy! smiley0.gif

    • SorvatS

      12 years ago

      Ya never heard of the Millennium Falcon? It made the Kessel Run in less than twelve parsecs.

      Said in Starwarses. smiley8.gif

    • Metric49

      12 years ago

      r4wr..

    • hexfactor

      12 years ago

      lol, i work from home so i never really LEAVE for work :P

    • hexfactor

      12 years ago

      something wrong with your computer?

    • Umie

      12 years ago

      Oh gawd.

    • tbones

      12 years ago

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    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

      Hey you, hows things?

    • OneEyedPoker

      12 years ago

      look at my new journal : )

    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

      Happy Valentines day smiley12.gifsmiley1.gif

    • niveK37

      12 years ago

      And I think he was making charcoal or something in that episode.

    • niveK37

      12 years ago

      It's Mike Rowe from the show Dirty Jobs on The Discovery Channel.

    • stamata

      12 years ago

      looks pretty damn awesome.

    • SorvatS

      12 years ago

      very nice.

    • tury

      12 years ago

      hows it going smiley1.gif

    • jdbcamp414

      12 years ago

      hey
      wats going on

    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

      'Tis mighty cold here

    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

      boo smiley0.gif

    • tury

      12 years ago

      hey you

    • swordmast

      12 years ago

      Okay. If you ever want me to draw you anything just ask

    • Smushsauce

      12 years ago

      i'm going to rawr at you, then pass out, for i have class tomorrow.

      RAWR.

    • swordmast

      12 years ago

      Alrighy, anything else?

    • swordmast

      12 years ago

      Any certain weapon or color?

    • swordmast

      12 years ago

      Sure thing.

    • swordmast

      12 years ago

      You wanted me to daw you as a game Character...which one?

    • OneEyedPoker

      12 years ago

      how have u been

    • ThePieBoy

      12 years ago

      why thank you....

      oh wait, what are we talking about? smiley8.gif

    • stamata

      12 years ago

      the only team I hate are the leafs, which beat us on saturday. I respect good teams like the Wings, Stars and Devils that won during that period.

    • swordmast

      12 years ago

      What picture do you want me to use for your picture?

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