Ur1obsession

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    • =(

      13 years ago

      Ur1obsession

      mornings suck!

      Mondays suck!

      Monday mornings suck!!!

      that is all!

      P.s. Happy halloween all!

    • bum bum bum...........

      13 years ago

      Ur1obsession

      saturday turned out to be not as fun as i had anticipated! a few of us were supposed to get together and go shoot some pool, turns out that after i left the party friday night they all changed their plans... they deiced to go to the movies, and then call me to meet up with them!
      so i was like ok....... im not gonna wait around for a phone call, so i made my own plans. mike and bob were in town so i chilled with them for a whiel! then we wenr to naba to pick something up, i got to meet mike's dad wich was pretty kewl!
      then we got back here, and were bored......... the phone call i was expecting to get i never got, they told me they called like 4 times....... um ok?!? then why didnt i get them or a message or anything? i dunno but we sat at megs work! which was kewl cause she made us cookies, and stuff!
      but i was tired as hell........and i've been in a weird mood all day long, i dont even wanna get into that...... i just dont feel like myself at all!
      so i rolled outta bed today, and did a whole lotta nothing, well i made some more candles which was ok, but they are so friggen messy....... and now of course im sitting here, trying to come up with something to do.....
      damn this time change thingy, it screwed me all up! yeah dont ask.......

      well i'm out....... have a good one all, sorry for the boring entry!

      smiley12.gif me

    • i'm alive!

      13 years ago

      Ur1obsession

      lol jayhawk, thanks for worrying, but i'm here! smiley0.gif i ended up going to green bay yesterday, and came home, and had a halloween party to go to! i got my costume......... it started out to be a trixie witch, i bought it at spencers, well i had to do a few modifications and it turned into looking like something compeltely different! ok it prob wont sound great! but i thought it was kinda funny/ sweet! i went as a sex mistress! lol
      anywho the party was ok....... one of the better games we did, was a bit from whos line is it, anyway....... we did the prop game, well a buddy of mine, i swear are the reigning king and queen, we were extremly pervered with our props, and it was awesome! lol........
      i also ended up getting pretty tipsy, which i think the party needed cause it was a lil on the boring side after a while! there werent that many people there or anything!
      so i came home feeling a lil buzzed, and of course i was pissing like every ten minutes or so..... and i ended up getting the spins, which is never a good thing, so after i finished "making water" i stood up, started to walk, and fell right over in the tub, taking the shower curtain and rod with me..... my elbow is a lil sore but no other damage, just extremly embarrassing cause ive never done anything like that before! lol, so i fixed that today! it was easy! thank god it didnt break and just fell! hehe, ok dont laugh to hard guys!
      so that brings us to now! i have to go shower and stuff! i have some friends coming in from outta town!

      oh yeah on an awesome note! went and bought COD2 yesterday....... yay! didnt think i was gonna get it for a week or two! but cy talked me into getting it yesterday!

      so have a good day all!
      smiley12.gif me

    • second half, 101 ways to annoy people...

      13 years ago

      Ur1obsession

      84. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down.

      85. Chew on pens that you've borrowed.

      86. Wear a LOT of cologne.

      87. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your "superior mental processing."

      88. Sing along at the opera.

      89. Mow your lawn with scissors.

      90. At a golf tournament, chant "swing-batabatabata-suhWING-batter!"

      91. Ask the waitress for an extra seat for your "imaginary friend."

      92. Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn't rhyme.

      93. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and then scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something
      about "psychological profiles."

      94. Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a "magic picture."

      95. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.

      96. Never make eye contact.

      97. Never break eye contact.

      98. Construct elaborate "crop circles" in your front lawn.

      99. Construct your own pretend "tricorder," and "scan" people with it, announcing the results.

      100. Make appointments for the 31st of September.

      101. Invite lots of people to other people's parties.

    • 101 Ways To Annoy People ...........

      13 years ago

      Ur1obsession

      1. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.

      2. In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

      3. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go."

      4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of "Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip..."

      5. If you have a glass eye, tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others.

      6. Amuse yourself for endless hours by hooking a camcorder to your TV and then pointing it at the screen. <

      7. Speak only in a "robot" voice.

      8. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly.

      9. Start each meal by conspicuously licking all your food, and announce that this is so no one will "swipe your grub".

      10. Leave the copy machine set to reduce 200%, extra dark, 17 inch paper, 98 copies.

      11. Stomp on little plastic ketchup packets.

      12. Sniffle incessantly.

      13. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.

      14. Name your dog "Dog."

      15. Insist on keeping your car windshield wipers running in all weather conditions "to keep them tuned up."

      16. Reply to everything someone says with "that's what YOU think."

      17. Claim that you must always wear a bicycle helmet as part of your "astronaut training."

      18. Declare your apartment an independent nation, and sue your neighbors upstairs for "violating your airspace".

      19. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a "real hoot."

      20. Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol.

      21. Practice making fax and modem noises.

      22. Highlight irrelevant information in scientific papers and "cc:" them to your boss.

      23. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.

      24. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance.

      25. Erect an elaborate network of ropes in your backyard, and tell the neighbors you are a "spider person."

      26. Finish all your sentences with the words "in accordance with the prophesy."

      27. Wear a special hip holster for your
      remote control.

      28. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you'll be saying more any moment.

      29. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears.

      30. Disassemble your pen and "accidentally" flip the ink cartridge across the room.

      31. Give a play-by-play account of a persons every action in a nasal Howard Cosell voice.

      32. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.

      33. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you "like it that way."

      34. Drum on every available surface.

      35. Staple papers in the middle of the page.

      36. Ask 1-800 operators for dates.

      37. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.

      38. Sew anti-theft detector strips
      into peoples backpacks.

      39. Hide dairy products in inaccessible places.

      40. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.

      41. Set alarms for random times.

      42. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon.

      43. Instead of Gallo, serve Night Train next Thanksgiving.

      44. Publicly investigate just how slowly you can make a "croaking" noise.

      45. Honk and wave to strangers.

      46. Dress only in clothes colored Hunters Orange.

      47. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show.

      48. Tape pieces of "Sweating to the Oldies" over climactic parts of rental movies.

      49. Wear your pants backwards.

      50. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complimentary mints by the cash register.

      51. Begin all your sentences with "ooh la la!"

      52. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE.

      53. only type in lowercase.

      54. dont use any punctuation either

      55. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets.

      56. Pay for your dinner with pennies.

      57. Tie jingle bells to all your clothes.

      58. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.

      59. Write "X - BURIED TREASURE" in random spots on all of someone's roadmaps.

      60. Inform everyone you meet of your personal Kennedy assassination/UFO/ O.J Simpson conspiracy theories.

      61. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, its gone now."

      62. Light road flares on a birthday cake.

      63. Wander around a restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley.

      64. Leave tips in Bolivian currency.

      65. Demand that everyone address you as "Conquistador."

      66. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks.

      67. When Christmas caroling, sing "Jingle Bells, Batman smells" until physically restrained.

      68. Wear a cape that says "Magnificent One."

      69. As much as possible, skip rather than walk.

      70. Stand over someone's shoulder, mumbling, as they read.

      71. Pretend your computer's mouse is a CB radio, and talk to it.

      72. Try playing the William Tell Overture by tapping on the bottom of your chin. When nearly done, announce "no, wait, I messed it up," and repeat.

      73. Drive half a block.

      74. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.

      75. Ask people what gender they are.

      76. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.

      77. Cultivate a Norwegian accent. If Norwegian, affect a Southern drawl.

      78. Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don't want to fall off "in case the big one comes".

      79. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers brains, such as "Feliz Navidad", the Archies "Sugar" or the Mr. Rogers theme song.

      80. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head. like a parakeet.

      81. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day.

      82. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September.

      83. Change your name to "AaJohn Aaaaasmith" for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it's a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each "a."

    • Lame pickup lines.........

      13 years ago

      Ur1obsession

      i was super bored, as im sure you can tell, so i took the time to write down some of the lamest pick up lines i've ever heard! lol my advise don't use em!


      Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!

      Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

      Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them.

      Do you want to see something swell?

      Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you.

      I am conducting a field test of how many woman have pierced nipples.

      I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk.

      I'd marry your cat just to get in the family.

      I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade.

      My friend and I have a bet that you won't take off you blouse in a public place.

      Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours?

      You know how they say skin is the largest organ? Not in my case.

      You make my software turn to hardware!

      Are you accepting applications for your fan club?

      My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to

      There's this movie I wanted to see and my mom said I couldn't go by myself.....

      Do you work for UPS? I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.

      I have an "owie" on my lip. Will you kiss it and make it better?

      Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

      How about breakfast tomorrow? Should I call you or nudge you?

      If I said you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?

      You have a great smile...too bad that's not all you're wearing.

      I'm not a drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you.

    • laudromat of hell i mean fun........

      13 years ago

      Ur1obsession

      ok the first one was right...... some fucktard broke the washer in our apartments....... so we had to take our laundry to the laundromat...... it started out ok, then ali got super ansy so i spent the rest of the time chasing her around the place

      it wasn't so terrible, i guess tuesdays and wednsdays they have free drying so i got to do 4 loads for only 8 bucks......

      now i'm sitting here extremly agrivated because my own brother can't make an hour out of his busy schedule to see his niece........ and he is being extremly rude about it! so im not in the greatest mood right now!

      but i am so tired, and i'm mid watching family guy! yup yup, love that show! i want to jump your non bones! ha what a great line! so yeah have a good nite all!

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    • WOOT!

      13 years ago

      Ur1obsession

      yeah my day was pretty lame........ last night rocked! but my super happy news is i finally got a responce card in the mail! its from my favorite uncle...... i am really excited that he is gonna make it!

      now all i really have left, is getting flowers, making apointments for my hair and makeup, order a garter...... and somehow fit in decorating the hall the morning of........ which is gonna suck, theres gonna be about 6 of us so hopefully we can get it done, and i can fit in getting my ahir and everything else done!

      tomorrow should be fun, i get to shop for jewlery, i may even do that tonight...... and then i get to pick up a halloween costume. i was pretty bummed though, i was gonna go to green bay and go to spencers and pick up a really kewl/ kinda sexy costume, but now i have to find one around here, and i dunno how well thats gonna work! i could always wear my one from last year, i was a egiptian princes, but it looked more like a belly dancer costume.......

      anywho i'm headed to the mall soon so i gotta hop into the shower!

      have a super day.........

      smiley12.gif me

    • Ava Ford

      13 years ago

      Ur1obsession

      ^ my "rockstar name" yeah we got that bored tonight.......... we watched amity ville horror again, hung out with a few of megs friends....... and just plain goofed around........ serched yahoo, for different name generators.........

      find out your rockstar name http://www.rockstarname.com <- i cant seem to get it to work right so copy and paiste if you want!

      we also looked up another intersting thing............ lets play hang man to find out what it was!
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      who ever can guess it wins five mods!---------- hope this works, think it should!



      no hints yet! but stay tunned!

      meglac is excluded from this contest only cause she was here! k have fun! lol

      contest is over....... awefully short too! congrats jayhawk

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  • Comments (305)

    • Frazzer

      13 years ago

      No, thank you for letting me share with you smiley1.gif

    • Frazzer

      13 years ago

      Aww, now isn't that nice.....thanks smiley8.gif

    • Frazzer

      13 years ago

      I'm sorry

    • Leetard

      13 years ago

      oh and spiffy has a sibling. Obsession meet niffty. And they got cousins. Meet swell and jolly good time.

    • camel

      13 years ago

      TGIF..... yesterday it would have been SHIT (it comes from a blonde joke if you haven't heard it yet)

    • Leetard

      13 years ago

      That makes me soo happy! *Wipes away tear*

    • camel

      13 years ago

      uumm yea, scrath id and replace it with is

    • camel

      13 years ago

      WTF.... Teddy, that id insane oddness going on

    • Leetard

      13 years ago

      yeah i beat myself down. I figured i have way too much self confidence.

    • Dark_Daisy

      13 years ago

      i luv the name holly my best freinds called holli lol

    • Frazzer

      13 years ago

      That comment you posted for the contest was FUNNY

      You are the frontrunner so far

    • Leetard

      13 years ago

      speaking of jiffy....


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      now thats art at its SPIFYNESS

    • Leetard

      13 years ago

      spiffy jiffy smiley12.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley12.gif

    • Achlime

      13 years ago

      Since you have fairly intriguing journals I’ll put you on my watch now smiley1.gif

    • Leetard

      13 years ago

      adorable and you know it. smiley11.gif

    • FadingLight

      13 years ago

      I stay because i need the benefits and the cash. I will be making over 500 a week soon. Thats some good pay.

    • Leetard

      13 years ago

      i SPEL to many things rong

    • mynameisTODD FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      you spelled Megadeth wrong

    • Ur1obsession

      13 years ago

      you know he got into my account....... which is why i changed the pass word...... =P dork

    • meglac

      13 years ago

      sure blame it on him hes not even here to defend himself...............lol

    • Ur1obsession

      13 years ago

      yeah thats cause of mitchell.......... he wrote it!

    • meglac

      13 years ago

      Occupation
      The sexiest pole dancer alive :D



      lol

    • Leetard

      13 years ago

      spiffy is now going to be in my permanent vocabulary. Watch me put it in my SAT essay.

    • Leetard

      13 years ago

      i havent heard spiffy in years. Thats hilarious smiley0.gif

    • Yggdrasill

      13 years ago

      I'm like literally passing out right now it's ridiculous.

    • CrAzi3FLiP

      13 years ago

      haha,thanks,its cool
      smiley0.gif

    • camel

      13 years ago

      wow, you are starting to get into inuyasha? that is almost scarry...but can you say it correctly?

    • camel

      13 years ago

      sexiest pole dancer alive? child abuser? wow girlie *shakes head* i surely don't know about you some days

    • camel

      13 years ago

      :P.... yea, that is all i gots to say cuz it is too freakin early in the morning

    • Yggdrasill

      13 years ago

      Well saying hello for thy morning and give me a call if you get this before ya see me.

    • FadingLight

      13 years ago

      I am just thinking of it as a joke. Like, I am whoring myself out. because thats essentially the truth.

    • FadingLight

      13 years ago

      for 500 bucks i'll die a little on the inside

    • powerbomb141

      13 years ago

      in regards to the comment you left on my journal.

      Ur1obsession you can watch me anyway you want, lol, jk. kinda.

    • FadingLight

      13 years ago

      yah, I had a great night. I dont know why I had such luck with parking spots. I think god was smiling on me. I am going out all night again tonight, then straight form that is work, yay!

    • Frazzer

      13 years ago

      Thanks

    • camel

      13 years ago

      well i'm going to have to gain a lot of wisdom to be able to drink too..... cuz i is a youngin

    • Heith

      13 years ago

      lol

    • camel

      13 years ago

      hey you are back at 21... go you, you can drink now

    • camel

      13 years ago

      ty for the cutesey rose, it totally rocks... i needed something to brighten my day after the day i had yesterday (read my journal that i'm going to write after classes as i avoid homework yet again)

    • Ur1obsession

      13 years ago

      lol yeah meg put that in my pro.... i dunno the boys are tellin me i'm the second hottest milf in town, and you don't wanna know who the first is......

    • camel

      13 years ago

      got milf? aren't you the milf of menominee? cuz in that case you don't need to get milf you are the milf... aren't you special, so yea, you gotta edit that pic a lil bit

    • meglac

      13 years ago

      wow thats cool. i want it :)

    • meglac

      13 years ago

      got MILF? lol

    • meglac

      13 years ago

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    • Frazzer

      13 years ago

      You're cool...Do you know how cool you are?

      You're as cool as the other side of the pillow!

    • camel

      13 years ago

      you took the bunny away when i was going to give him his little present that i figured out how to give him today.... untitled.jpg

    • CaptivePride

      13 years ago

      i didnt upset u or anythin did i if i did im really really srry but that journal is very important 2 me

    • Ur1obsession

      13 years ago

      aw thank you!!!

    • SniperJTS

      13 years ago

      AwardII.jpg
      Ur1obsession... you're my friend... here's proof...

    • camel

      13 years ago

      hey, check out your potato, it is getting passed out of michigan!!!!

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