So it's been a busy/lazy week
Last Monday I was rushing like crazy and freaking out for a major assessment on Tuesday
Officeworks can suck a dick, the website says $3 to bind 60 pages, somehow we ended up having to pay $80 and if we printed in colour it would have been $200
Anyways, Tuesday I did the presentation and pee'd my pants in excitement because it was finally over, I think we did pretty well
Then I spent all night preparing for my final placement assessment on Wednesday
That all went pretty good, I was positive i'd have extra work i'd need to do but my teacher was like: Yeah, great, you're done
Saying goodbye to my babies was so hard because they don't understand i'm like: Gimme a goodbye cuddle
And they're like: Get the hell off me i'm trying to colour!!
And i'm like: LET ME LOVE YOUUU!!
I got an adorable card with their handprints on it and cried like a wimp
Then Thursday I got up at the crack of dawn to go to the local hospital and wait 2 FREAKING HOURS! to go put a stupid little gown on and get my wisdom teeth ripped out
The anaesthetic was pretty fun though, I don't remember much but I remember how badly I wanted to wave at the girl across the room but my hand got tangled in my IV cord and then I ate some ice cream and my spoon kept getting covered in blood
Anyways, since then it's been a rollercoaster of pain medication and ice packs
Seriously, painkillers knock you on your ass, I've been having crazy as hallucinations and conversations with Twistie about why our babies would be born with beards
I've been trying to get one final assessment done in the meantime but I'm high as a kite and can only get one good sentence per hour
So the food sucks when you get your teeth out, I hate jelly, yoghurt and custard so i've been on soup, ice cream, scrambled eggs and mousse. I tell you, it only takes a couple of days to get sick of those items.
On the plus side i've lost 2 kilos, on the down side, I haven't pooped since wednesday and i'm getting crazy lonely, I feel like my dog because when people get home I just follow them around the house
Anyway i'm currently making my way through a piece of toast and it tastes like heaven, the crunchiness <3
Also today Twistie was leaving for work and he was like: There was a possum on the balcony and birds were swooping it so I scared the birds away and the possum hid behind the barbecue
And I was like: It's 6am and I feel like i've been punched in the face by the hulk, go away
Then later mum came in and she was like: There's a baby possum on our balcony and I didn't want the dog to get it so I called the Wild Life people and they said to put it in a pillow case with some apple and let it sleep somewhere quiet for the day then let it out tonight
And I was like: It's 8am! Go away!!
Anyways she wanted me to keep an eye on it throughout the day and when I woke up at 1pm it hadn't moved so it's either asleep or dead....