Vonlothar

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  • Activity

    • Hey everyone.

      10 years ago

      Vonlothar

      Hey everybody, it's been a long time. I havn't been getting on here a lot lately.
      SORRY I"VE FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU ALL!
      I still check back to reply to messages and comments, so if you feel neglected or just want to talk or catch up send me a message! cuz i'm just not as pro-active as i used to be, ha HA!
      Or you can always add me on facebook or myspace, i'm there more often, i'll send you my link in a message if you so desire. :D

      miss you all!!

    • mmm yeah

      11 years ago

      Vonlothar

      there's lots of stuff i should write here..... but....

      I"M TOO LAZY!

      so... i'm just gonna say: what would ya do for mods? i don't want em

    • duuuuude, rock on

      11 years ago

      Vonlothar

      kay bros. i went to the OneRepublic concert the other day, and it was AMAZING!!!! they had Ivy League (with some awesome garbage bin drums action going on) the Daylight (pretty sweeeet) and Chris Richardson all open for them and all three of them were great, and the One Republic came out that they were freakn sweeeeeett!! you all missed out, it was the biggst show they've ever played at, so.. yeah. awesome stuff, and i got a CD signed by Ive Leage, and a picture signed by Daylight, and i had my picture taken with them and chris Richardson.
      p.s. add me on xbox live, yo, i'm sick of meeting random sqeekers! :P

    • FINALLY!!

      11 years ago

      Vonlothar

      I HAVE XBOX LIVE, just so ya know, gettn the word out :P

    • are you like a crazy person?

      11 years ago

      Vonlothar

      Evey: Who are you?
      V. : Who? Who is but the form following the function of what and what I am is a man in a mask.
      Evey: Well I can see that.
      V. : Of course you can, I’m not questioning your powers of observation, I’m merely remarking upon the paradox of asking a masked man who he is.
      Evey: Oh, right.
      V. : But on this most auspicious of nights, permit me then, in lieu of the more commonplace soubriquet, to suggest the character of this dramatis persona. Voila! In view humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the “vox populi†now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a bygone vexation stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin, van guarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
      The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous.
      Verily this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply add that it’s my very good honour to meet you and you may call me V.
      Evey: Are you like a crazy person?
      V. : I’m quite sure they will say so.

      Remember remember the fifth of November
      Gunpowder, treason and plot.
      I know of no reason why gunpowder, treason
      Should ever be forgot…

    • guess what??

      11 years ago

      Vonlothar

      I MADE IT INTO BYU!!!!

      yeah that's right!! they accepted my outstanding application and i'm going to college hoes!!! HAHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!

      see ya there! well.. maybe not

    • well....

      11 years ago

      Vonlothar

      i have a new baby brother. :D Joseph

      i went snowboarding all day today, YAY!!!

      mmmm.... and yeah, that's about it

      haha

    • you have no idea

      11 years ago

      Vonlothar

      i'm grounded.....again.....
      i'm sure i'll learn my lesson someday.

      ya'll know what that means, i'm not going to be getting on very often :(

      see ya round

    • MAN LAWS: the man rules! finally!

      11 years ago

      Vonlothar

      The Man


      At last a smart guy has taken the time to write this all down.
      Finally, the guys' side is well-documented.



      We always hear
      'rules'
      From the female side.

      Now here are the rules from the male side:



      Please note: ALL are numbered '1' ON PURPOSE!



      1. Men are NOT mind readers.

      1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

      1. Sunday sports are like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.

      1. Crying is blackmail.

      1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one! Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! HINTS DO NOT WORK! Just say it!

      1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question - even yours.

      1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

      1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and Void after 7 Days.

      1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.

      1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

      1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

      1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

      1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

      1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have NO idea what mauve is.

      1. If it itches, it will be scratched. The male animal does that.

      1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' we WILL act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle to go any further.



      1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as sports, body types or body functions.



      1. Never ask us about principles, goals or plans unless you are willing to discuss the full meaning of "help meet" and the daily meaning of your vow to "love, honor and obey".
      1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, always expect an answer you don't want to hear.

      1. When we have to go somewhere together, absolutely anything you wear is fine... really!


      1. You have too many clothes.


      1. You have way too many shoes.

      1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

      1. Thank you for reading this, dear. Yes, I know I have to sleep on the couch tonight - but did you know that men really don't mind that? It's kinda' like camping out.



      Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.

      Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.

    • wow

      11 years ago

      Vonlothar

      I'm accually liking school this year, yup, its kinda fun

      And I think I'm gonna get a job soon, its time away from home and I can pay for more stuff so yup, a new job

  • Comments (3108)

    • shiny_1106

      10 years ago

      no kidding

      sorry it took so long to get back to you.

      how's life?

    • tweec420

      10 years ago

      OH EHM GEE GET ON SKYPE!!!

    • sunnyside_up

      10 years ago

      Hey! its been awhile. How are you?

    • tweec420

      10 years ago

      yah cuza friggin i never get to talk to you anymore! :( :(

      hey well have to get on skype sometime :)

      i got my computer :)

    • tweec420

      10 years ago

      aww man i miss you alot :(

    • tennischick

      10 years ago

      junior :(

    • tennischick

      10 years ago

      Just been busy with school n such.
      Boring, as usual.

    • tennischick

      10 years ago

      I'm pretty good.
      What have you been up to lately?

    • tennischick

      10 years ago

      heyy
      how's it goinn?

    • softballgrl1

      11 years ago

      hey aaron!!!!!we have not talked in forever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!wats up?

    • misfitsbitch

      11 years ago

      hehe hello :)

    • misfitsbitch

      11 years ago

      geez only been for ever since u got on here!

    • misskriss100

      11 years ago

      hey look at my new pics plzzzzzz

    • shiny_1106

      11 years ago

      lol sweetness!! ^.^

    • shiny_1106

      11 years ago

      thank you

      it does

      :P

      not to be arrogant or anything like that >.<

    • hotttsexyyy1

      11 years ago

      ok

    • hotttsexyyy1

      11 years ago

      ok well thx for the journal comment

    • pyrokitsune

      11 years ago

      aww.. thankies.
      X3
      lol.
      your sweet.

    • pyrokitsune

      11 years ago

      lol.
      its ok i guess.
      my birthday is this week so that will make it better.
      ^.^

    • pyrokitsune

      11 years ago

      eh, pretty good, trying to enjoy what little spring break i have.lol.

      oh, happy late Easter btw. lol.

    • pyrokitsune

      11 years ago

      hihi.

      its been awhile.

      how have you been?

    • BedOfRazors

      11 years ago

      for sure for sure
      well, i ought be be gettin to bed since I have school in the morning, so I'll talk to you laterrr
      night night, nice talking to you again

    • BedOfRazors

      11 years ago

      shweeet

    • BedOfRazors

      11 years ago

      well, if it isnt any trouble you could prank call her and tell your friends too
      but be sure to block the number if you do lol

    • BedOfRazors

      11 years ago

      yeah, just a bit. and then the whole thing that I've been going on about in my journals about the slut making me break up with my boyfriend and yada yada yada

    • BedOfRazors

      11 years ago

      workin a hell of a lot, school shit
      yuuuup

    • BedOfRazors

      11 years ago

      oh yes, of course. So what have you been up to, I havent talked to you in foreverr

    • BedOfRazors

      11 years ago

      not much, not much, just got off work

    • BedOfRazors

      11 years ago

      heyyy, whats up?

    • misskriss100

      11 years ago

      yea it has

    • Chelsea_Lee

      11 years ago

      Even better

    • Chelsea_Lee

      11 years ago

      Alrighty, thanks dude.

      And feel free to recomend some friends to my journal. I need all the help I can get.

    • Chelsea_Lee

      11 years ago

      Alrighty, call and let me know what you said and the mod points are all yours my friend.

    • hotgirl77

      11 years ago

      hehe

    • hotgirl77

      11 years ago

      =o maybe

    • misfitsbitch

      11 years ago

      gosh u need to get online more often i miss talking to yah!!!!!!
      l8rs love!!!

    • Supermoo

      11 years ago

      thanks mr moddyifier... smiley0.gif

      did yah hear about the cricket test the other week.. we beat the poms good and proper smiley1.gif

    • misfitsbitch

      11 years ago

      im good

    • misfitsbitch

      11 years ago

      hey bebeh!!
      hows u?????

    • misfitsbitch

      11 years ago

      im vary sry!

    • misfitsbitch

      11 years ago

      hey love i got to go :(

    • misfitsbitch

      11 years ago

      i no!!!

    • misfitsbitch

      11 years ago

      i do XD

    • misfitsbitch

      11 years ago

      in just like u XD heheh

    • misfitsbitch

      11 years ago

      heheheheh i no XD

    • misfitsbitch

      11 years ago

      wow!!! were sooooooooooo good we think alike lol XD jk

    • misfitsbitch

      11 years ago

      ok thats good XD

    • misfitsbitch

      11 years ago

      aww im sry :(

    • ShOeLaCe_E

      11 years ago

      I MISS YOU! smiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

    • misfitsbitch

      11 years ago

      i think i almost got it lol XD
      sry im like leaving u like a hundred comments

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