Warpek RTX Guardian

27 years old
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from Goleta, CA; now living in Austin, TX

  • Activity

    • A Humbling Experience

      6 years ago

      Warpek

      I had the honor today of being featured in the Rooster Teeth Community group. I honestly have very few words about how overwhelmingly amazing that is. Let me try to express it with a .gif.

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      I never thought that my pumpkins would catch so much attention that they have; it's something that I loved doing as a kid and continued to do because the effect was cool. All of the kind words said about my creations and about me have humbled me beyond belief.

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      So truly, I want to thank everyone. For being the best community that I've ever been a part of. You all are awesome and keep me smiling from day to day.

    • 6 years ago

      Warpek
    • It Begins...

      6 years ago

      Warpek

      October is always the busiest month for me, probably because I love this time of year. If I had to pick my favorite holiday, it would be Halloween. Ever since I was a kid, I would enjoy dressing up, decorating the house, going trick-or-treating... Most of all, I enjoyed carving pumpkins.

      This year, I got asked to make a pumpkin for one of the RT users.

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      With our shit timing, though, @Newbs and his girlfriend broke up literally the day after I shipped the pumpkin out to him. WAY TO GO, MAN.

      I still had time to record a video of what exactly it is that I do, though. It's a long video, but I hope you enjoy!

    • Bread Recipe!

      6 years ago

      Warpek

      I got a request for the recipe that I used for the bread I baked yesterday from the lovely @SailorTweek, so I figured I'd just post it in a new journal so everyone can get to baking this goodness. I got it from a Fleischmann's bread book (Fleischmann is a manufacturer of yeast).

      OLD FASHIONED POTATO LOAVES
      1 med. potato
      Hot tap water
      2 pkgs. Fleischmann's active dry yeast
      2 tbsp. Fleischmann's margarine, softened (I used Imperial margarine because I'm lazy and didn't want to go to the store to seek out this fancy type of margarine)
      2 tbsp. sugar
      1 tbsp. salt
      1 c. warm milk (105 - 115 degrees F.) I microwaved mine for about 1 minute. That was fine enough.
      6 1/2 to 7 1/2 c. all-purpose flour
      Flour
      Peel and dice potato; boil in water to cover until tender, about 20 minutes. Drain; reserving liquid. Add hot tap water to potato liquid to make 1 cup; cool to warm (105 - 115 degrees F.). Mash potato; set aside.
      Pour warm potato water into large warm bowl. Sprinkle in yeast; stir until dissolved. Add butter, sugar and salt. Stir in mashed potato, warm milk and 3 cups flour; beat until smooth. Stir in enough additional flour to make a stiff dough. This stupid instruction had me adding little bits of flour to the dough, hoping it would stiffen up. Note, however, that you're going to need 6 1/2 to 7 1/2 cups of flour. FLOUR THAT BITCH UP. Seriously. You'll save yourself a good half-hour of pussy-footing around. Turn out onto lightly floured board; knead until smooth and elastic, about 8 to 10 minutes. Place in greased bowl, turning to grease top. Or large, plastic tupperware. That worked well enough for me. Cover; let rise in warm place, until doubled in bulk, about 35 minutes. 32 minutes into your dough rising, if you used the patented Fuck Greasing A Bowl, I'm Using Tupperware method, the lid will burst off, scaring the shit out of you.

      Punch dough down, get out some aggression and work out those issues that have been eating away at you; turn over in bowl. Cover and let rise again about 20 minutes. That dough wasn 't going to make me its bitch again this time; I opened the lid about half way through so it wouldn't pop open from the pressure.

      Punch dough down. Turn out onto lightly floured board; divide in half. Roll each half to 14x9 inch rectangle. Shape into loaves. This is done by tightly rolling the dough onto itself similar to trying to roll a sleeping bag you used the night before and fit it into the sleeve it was packaged in. No air must be in there, brosephs. Then kind of mush the sides of the roll down to make a typical loaf shape. Place in 2 greased 9x5x3 inch loaf pans. Or if you're like me and only have a 9x5 and an 8x4 pan, divide the dough unequally and do your best. Note that the cook times will be off, don't burn that mini-loaf! Cover; let rise until doubled in bulk, about 50 minutes.

      Dust loaves with flour. Bake at 375 degrees F. 20 to 25 minutes for mini-loaf, 35 to 40 minutes for mega-loaf, or until done. Remove from pans and cool on wire racks. Then post photos to RT.

      Happy baking! smiley12.gif

    • MOTHER EFFING...

      6 years ago

      Warpek

      BREADCRUUUUUUUUUMBS

      Small loaf:
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      MEGALOAF:
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      So delicious. Aww yiss.

    • Marc Is A True Homie

      6 years ago

      Warpek

      I don't know how I found this, but I did.

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    • Thank you, Reddit

      6 years ago

      Warpek

      For this .gif:

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      Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

      Edit: Please, if you have a .gif that is even remotely close to being as cute as this one, post it in the comments.

    • Poultrygeist

      6 years ago

      Warpek

      So I was looking at Horror movies streaming on Netflix for some upcoming Rooster Speak Movie Nights. I found this little number:

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      The following conversation happened:

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      This one's for you, @Panacamanana

    • OFFICIAL RSSS Sign-Ups

      in Forums > OFFICIAL RSSS Sign-Ups | Follow this topic

      Warpek

      Sign your name below to officially sign up for the gift exchange.

      The thread will be locked on November 3rd. After that point, you cannot back out.

      This exchange is for RoosterSpeak members ONLY; you cannot sign up just to receive a free gift.

      Please fill out the questionnaire and privately message it to me. If there are any other stipulations you feel you need to make, please include those as well:
      1. Name
      2. Address (as it would appear on a letter)
      3. Yes/No I Will/Will Not be capable or comfortable with shipping gifts internationally (e.g. If you are in the US, would you be comfortable sending a gift to someone in Australia?)
      4. List 3 or 4 interests or gift ideas.

      Thanks! smiley0.gif

      35 replies

    • Wagon Full of Bands!

      6 years ago

      Warpek

      That sounds so much better than a bandwagon, doesn't it?


      A- Available: Awwwww yeeeeee
      B- Birthday: November 11th, 1991
      C- Crushing On: Mark Ruffalo. Always. I'm honestly not crushing on anyone right now. I'm trying to get things to calm down as it is :P
      D- Drink you last had: Peach Ice Tea
      E- Easiest person to talk to: My sister, my friends Alyssa or Ellie
      F- Favorite song: It constantly changes because I overplay songs I like. Right now it’s probably Dirty Paws by Of Monsters and Men
      G- Grossest memory: I’ve seen far too many NSFW Gore pictures. Probably those.
      H- Hometown: Goleta, California
      I- In love with: Mark Ruffalo. Always. My life, family, and friends
      J- Jealous of: My friend’s artistic abilities.
      K- Killed someone: I don’t think I’ve ever even considered it.
      L- Longest friendship: 15+ years
      M- Middle Name: Christine
      N- Number of siblings: 1
      O- One wish: Mark Ru—Either to have super powers or to fall in love. No specific order.
      P- Person who called you last: A nurse on our Pulmonary/Renal floor
      Q- Question you're always asked: Probably “How are you doing?”
      R- Reason to smile: Usually just being with my friends and family. The occasional .gif or funny picture, too.
      S- Song you last sang: Not even ashamed to say that it was the Glee version of “One Less Bell To Answer/A House Is Not A Home” featuring Kristen Chenoweth. That song is fun to sing, I don’t care who you are.
      T- Time you woke up: 7 AM
      U- Underwear color: Blue and purple
      V- Violent moment you had: Most recently I stubbed the shit out of my toe and yelled “Fuck” in frustration afterward. I know, I’m a badass.
      W- Worst habit: Asking too many questions.
      X- X-rays you had: left wrist, right ankle.
      Y- Your last kiss: My friend Eric jokingly kissed me goodbye a few nights ago.
      Z- Zodiac sign: Scorpio

  • Comments (584)

    • bdoomed No idea

      8 years ago

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    • revolg

      8 years ago

      Yay Rt Community content FU.

    • Fizz

      8 years ago

      Hello, thought to let you know you've been featured in RTCCotW.

    • Jacob

      8 years ago

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    • Dame

      8 years ago

      Bring me the buns of Gerard Butler!!

    • ShadowFoxXP

      8 years ago

      Hey buddie see from your Journals that things are going wellish lol... need to catch up and such busy-buddy XP anywho you know how to find me either that or just drop a line and see whatcha get... laterz X)

      Post edited 8/31/11 5:11PM

    • TKSeoul FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Geeks and Bleeps

      8 years ago

      I'll add it to the massive list of things I need to go through (Supernatural, The Walking Dead, among others)

    • TKSeoul FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Geeks and Bleeps

      8 years ago

      That video has gotten me interested in MST3K. is it worth delving into?

    • TKSeoul FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Geeks and Bleeps

      8 years ago

      I have to ask: What does your title mean?

    • JTilden FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Best Bot

      8 years ago

      Another day another late night D&D session smiley13.gif

    • JTilden FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Best Bot

      8 years ago

      I just don't think me and my friends can survive a 8 hr drive together.

    • JTilden FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Best Bot

      8 years ago

      Sounds like you are planning a big summer next year, if you do go to RVBTO my friends and I might see you there because I am thinking it will make a great road trip for next summer. But hey you never really know what is going to happen till it happens.

    • Timor

      8 years ago

      Cheers. smiley0.gif

    • JTilden FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Best Bot

      8 years ago

      If everything goes well I should be attending SDCC 2012 smiley13.gif , what about you? Because I think it would great to chill with everyone from RvBCA again.

    • JTilden FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Best Bot

      8 years ago

      It has actually been pretty good, I have just been trying to get as much done with the remainder of summer vacation as physically possible. smiley0.gif How about you?

    • Timor

      8 years ago

      Do I still have introduce myself?

    • JTilden FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Best Bot

      8 years ago

      I am extremely lucky for the fact that I don't have to go in until 5 pm. Also I wish it was still the Saturday of comic com that was a great night

    • JTilden FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Best Bot

      8 years ago

      The only problem with all night d&d is that I have to work today

    • Dame

      8 years ago

      Pssst! This Wednesday.. whacky women will welcome weary wanderers to wage war on wonderously wild maps of REACH

      Pass Phrase:: The Trampoline is on Fire

      Please proceed to the nearest LADIES NIGHT for further instructions

      roosterteeth.com/groups/forum/viewTopic.php?id=21408&page=9

    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      8 years ago

      Hunh. Confusing.

      Greg and I are playing 'mild' mode, where if your team faints, you need to wait two hours.

    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      8 years ago

      Would Spearow-Warpeck or Ghastly-Warpek win in a fight?

    • lowsky

      8 years ago

      Dear lady, be warned that you have agreed to have your messages, comments, and everything else spammed constantly because you have joined certain ranks. Also be aware that now i am going to constantly be expecting nonstop entertainment from you just like i do from everyone else. I hopr you can deliver.....since none of them do sad face! I am so glad you joined us!

    • Nester82 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Its okay Warpek, like I said, not your fault.

    • The_Narbiter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      User DaCuban named a Ghastly from a Pokémon game "Warpek."

    • The_Narbiter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Congratulations, Cubes named a ghost after you!

    • Sephiroth0

      8 years ago

      Yeah me too. The new people I work with are pretty chill and relaxed so a much better environment for me :D

    • Sephiroth0

      8 years ago

      Yeah I started this last week. It's been going really good so far.

    • Sephiroth0

      8 years ago

      YAY smiley9.gifsmiley9.gif Congrats on becoming an admin for the group Warpek. You are an smiley13.gifsmiley13.gifsmiley13.gif edition to the group.

    • Dame

      8 years ago

      smiley13.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley13.gif Hooray!!! We have a Warpek Admin smiley13.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley13.gif

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    • SirPenguinIV

      8 years ago

      Hahahah xDD True, I suppose...

      Really though, it is the best Slender Blog I've found, so definitely check it out if you get the chance.

      Other than that, don't get killed by Slendy ^_^

    • SirPenguinIV

      8 years ago

      Talking about Slendy and Marble Hornets earlier (we will HAVE to finish that conversation some other time), it made me think that you may like this.

      openthedoorandyouwillfindme.blogspot.com/

      It's a Slenderman Blog, and to me, it's scarier than Marble Hornets and actually makes me scared before I sleep.

    • Dame

      8 years ago

      Cool, your sis joined! now when is Julia gonna get on here!?? smiley0.gif

      i miss the two of you!

    • LuffyMugen

      8 years ago

      I just wanted to heads up to you that This Weeks Tuesday Wednesday stuff is featuring your amazing pumpkin carving skills.

      I told you I would do it, I just hadn't gotten a chance. :)

    • Caiti FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Velvet Scarlatina

      8 years ago

      Shellll!! Thank you so much for the birthday wishes and thank you so much for becoming a part of my Rooster Speak family. You're beautiful and funny and I love hanging out with you on TS.

      Thank you for making my day so special smiley12.gif

    • chargerram77

      8 years ago

      Thanks for the late night FU's and the games...... It was awesome...

      oh i think ya got one more "watcher", stalker, ..... thingy... and a FR!

    • caleb FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Frisbee

      8 years ago

      For sure! Hopefully next time I have a little more time!

    • Dame

      8 years ago

      We are taking the 5 up north to my sisters, not the 1. I wont be able to stop by on the way up. [smiley1 ]But hopefully after I get settled I can figure something out. Theres an Amtrak stop in Santa Barbara, although looks like it may actually be cheaper to fly! don't know how Amtrak is stating in business with their unreasonable prices and length of journey time!

    • BlowPop

      8 years ago

      yay! New friends and fun times.

    • Gargrantuan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Prepare for the Eldrazi!

      8 years ago

      It was awesome to meet you at the beach yesterday. Hope you had an excellent time.

    • BlowPop

      8 years ago

      It was fun meeting you yesterday :]

    • Dame

      8 years ago

      This weekend went by way too fast smiley2.gif

      {{super-mega-sqeezy hugs}}

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    • nightwolf12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Sounds like a good deal to me! smiley0.gif

    • nightwolf12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      My Godfather lives in Santa Barbara and I was living in Westminster, CA at the time so I took an Amtrak train up to visit.
      The hiking trail was specifically in Montecito.

    • H2oPhury

      8 years ago

      She IS awesome! We will definitely have to forge tonight, last night was fun. :)

    • H2oPhury

      8 years ago

      Then I'm happy to oblige. ;) Everyone says how awesome you are, I'm excited to see how true that is. = D

    • H2oPhury

      8 years ago

      Aww thanks :) lol! I feel ya. I'll try to tone down the whole knifing you in the head thing. ;)

    • H2oPhury

      8 years ago

      Hey you! :D

    • DigitalNuke

      8 years ago

      Yes that is very amusing XD
      I <3 Cracked.

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