Warpek RTX Guardian

27 years old
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from Goleta, CA; now living in Austin, TX

  • Activity

    • Derrick Roger Meyers

      6 years ago

      Warpek

      So I've been wanting a pet for a long time. When I moved in, my apartment manager said that we couldn't have pets. Just recently, as a reassurance to myself, I went looking in our rental agreement for the part that said no pets. It didn't exist. As a result, I went seeking answers which ended in a surprisingly short conversation with my apartment manager. It went something like:

      Me: Hey, I wanted to run something by you... I was trying to find the wording of it in our rental agreement and--
      Apartment Manager: You wanna get a pet? What were you thinking?
      Me: Err... umm... a guinea--
      Apartment Manager: Oh, like a guinea pig or something? Sure, it just can't be a cat or dog.

      DONE. Hah, sucker!

      So now let me introduce you to my newest roommate/addition to the family, Derrick Roger!

      Chillin on the couch:
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      Hanging out on TeamSpeak:
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      His hobbies include:
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      smiley9.gif Being adorable
      smiley9.gif Eating carrots and sticks
      smiley9.gif Gettin' bitches
      smiley9.gif Chillin.

      I'd go take another photo, but he's curled up in/chewing a pasta box that I let him have.

      Oh, and before I forget... My math was a little wrong in my last journal.
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    • Good Timing

      6 years ago

      Warpek

      So I started filling out the latest survey that RT put out, and it asked me how long I've been on the site for...
      I guess it turns out that today is my anniversary on the site.

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      I now get to check this box! Woo hoo! smiley13.gif

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    • Michelle's Handy Guide to Surviving Air Travel!

      6 years ago

      Warpek

      So over a year ago, @Panacamanana flew out to California for a visit. This was his first time on the plane, and he was experiencing a type of anxiety that many first-time fliers get called “What the hell am I doing thinking I can fly in a plane.” It’s okay, most of the veteran passengers have experienced this. As such, I made him this guide to flying. I call it…

      Michelle’s Handy Guide to Surviving Air Travel!

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      Hey you! Now that you think you’re too cool for school and want to get out of state, you think you’re ready for air travel!

      You're wrong!

      You don’t know the first thing about flying! You can’t sprout wings, Junior, so you’re going to need to sit your sweet ass down in a Boeing 757 and have someone carry you to your destination. So listen up, because if you don’t follow these rules, you’re going to be detained or groped.

      Well, you’ll probably be groped anyway… but let’s learn about the TSA in a little bit!

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      GETTING YOUR TICKET

      You’re at the airport, now you just get on the plane, right? Calm your tits, Speedy Gonzalez.

      If the option was available and you were able to print out your E-tickets ahead of time, pat yourself on the back, you just made this shit easy. If you were able to do so, you may also be able to print your boarding passes by going to the airline’s website and printing them out there (they become available up to 24 hours before your flight time).
      If you are unable to go to the airline’s website and print out your boarding passes but still have an e-ticket/confirmation number, then find one of the E-ticket kiosks and print out your boarding passes on your own. There’s a chance that you will either need to just enter your name and confirmation number or swipe the card you used to purchase them in order to retrieve the passes.

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      Some airlines are the cool parents of traveling and will have your boarding passes available via Android or iPhone. This is a pretty neat, environmentally friendly upgrade that allows you to treat your smart phone as your E-ticket. In fact, many of the aspects of E-tickets apply to the digital version of your information, such as when they become available and accessible.

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      If your airport has more of a “fuck technology” mindset, then you need to wait in line! Hooray! When you get dropped off at the airport, go inside and find the ticket booth. There will probably be a line snaking its way away from the ticket counter. You’ll soon come to figure out that airports love lines. Wherever there could possibly be a line, there will be one. It will be packed with business men, old people, and families with small children and more suitcases than any of them could probably carry. Once you get to the front of the line, give the person behind the counter your E-ticket. They will then ask for your ID, and if you’re lucky, make idle chit-chat. If you are checking a bag, they’ll eventually instruct you to place it on a scale and you may be charged a fee to cover the cost of them manhandling your luggage. They may take your suitcase right there and you won’t have to worry about it, or they may have you drop it off at some other area so they can make sure you’re not some crazy person who wants to blow up the whole world.

      Speaking of which, never say, mutter, or even think the words “terrorist”, “bomb”, “hate”, or anything that could possibly be mistaken for a threat. I’m not speaking from personal experience, but if you want to get to your destination in a timely manner and not be put on some sort of watchlist then as far as you are concerned, the only thing you are able to talk about is how much you absolutely adore cotton candy and bubbles.

      Eventually, you’ll get your boarding pass, whether it be through the airline’s website, those kiosks, or the person at the ticket counter.

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      HOLD ON TO THAT MOTHERFUCKER. The boarding pass, that is. Put down the ticket counter attendant, weirdo.
      Your boarding pass is essentially what will get you past every checkpoint and onto your plane.
      Once you’re rid of your checked bag and have your boarding pass, find the longest line with the most joyless people in it. They are the ones waiting to go through the TSA security checkpoint.

      WHAT TO PACK

      Clothes:
      I bet you’re thinking, “Getting my ticket is all fine and dandy, but Michelle! I’m going to [insert destination here]! Everything there is exactly as it is represented on the travel brochure! What should I bring? Should I pack five pairs of sunglasses or seven?” Answer: You should pack one. Be cool and classy!”

      Don’t act surprised when the weather bitch slaps yo’ ass. Think ahead!

      What’s that? You only packed shorts and tank tops for a trip to California?

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    • So This Happened...

      6 years ago

      Warpek

      During Spring Break I was lucky enough to be able to get the chance to go see this guy I’ve been dating for a little bit.

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      And it was wonderful. Except for that part where I caught a cold in the Austin airport :\

      I’m not gonna lie, I am so incredibly happy.

      Love and hugs,
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    • Happy Easter!

      6 years ago

      Warpek

      I don't really have much to say since I'm at work during the holiday, so here's a conversation that took place between @WarpeksSis and myself in regards to a cake that she made for today:

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      Anyway, hope you have a great day today!

    • Still Alive

      6 years ago

      Warpek

      This was a triumph!
      Hey ladies and gents! How are you lovely folks doing?

      Me? I'm doing really well! I just wanted to drop in and say a quick hello and try to prove that I'm not completely nonexistent. Nursing school has been difficult so far, filling my life with clinical, lectures, lab hours, and studying. I have already dealt with a bunch of figurative and literal shit, haha, but I'm hanging in there! smiley0.gif I just finished finals for both my Fundamentals of Nursing and Pharmacology courses and am about to enjoy the hell out of my spring break (when I'm not writing papers and researching 65+ pharmaceutical drugs) this coming week.

      I'm writing this from my tablet, so I don't have a spiffy .gif at the ready, but this is where it would go if I included one! Use your imagination and think up something cool. (Feel free to link one of your favorites, too!)

      But seriously, how are you all? How's school/work/life? I hope it's great. Sincerely.

      Love and hugs!
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    • See You in 2 Years!

      6 years ago

      Warpek

      As some of you may know, I've been on a wait list for my college's Registered Nursing program for almost three years.

      Yesterday, I finally started that program.

      Here's a picture of a very excited me on my first day:
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      I'll be sure to keep that stupid smile and thumbs up in mind whenever I get discouraged or stressed out.
      Exactly how naive am I in this photo??

      Anyways, you're probably asking yourself how this affects you. It doesn't, really. It just means I won't be around as much as I used to be. I'll still try my hardest to make/help host movie nights on Thursdays for all of you Rooster Speak lovelies.

      You can always contact me on Skype or Kik (though I might be delayed in responding because I can't have my phone in clinical, lab, during class, and I'll probably throw it away when I'm studying).

      Be assured that I'll be doing my best to still be an active part of the most wonderful community on the internet that we have going on here.

      In the meantime, however, I'm going to go study with my lab coat on. LIKE A BOSS.

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      All my love and hugs,
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      Edit: I'll still be going to RTX, so you jerkbutts haven't gotten rid of me that easily! smiley13.gif

    • Back To My Roots

      6 years ago

      Warpek

      So I've been an unnatural redhead for the past three or four years. If you want to see a whole journal about the various hair colors I've had, here is a journal about that (Note: I've had many different shades of grey red since then, I just didn't feel the need to make a journal about it).

      Monday, I decided to go get some help changing from this:

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      To this:
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      To this:
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      Finally to this (it's very styled):
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      Here's a final image (I'm even wearing the same shirt as that first photo):
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      It's not exactly what my natural hair color was, but it's damn close. This is going to take some getting used to, but for now, I like it. smiley0.gif

      Love and hugs,
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    • What Are You Doing Tonight, Baby?

      6 years ago

      Warpek

      Now, for those of you making New Year's Resolutions, who among us decided to "experience new things," "live a little," or "get out of your comfort zone"?

      If so, prepare your popcorn and grab a new pair of pants, because we're watching V/H/S on TeamSpeak tonight.

      Meet us there at 9pm PST / 11pm CST.

      It's on Netflix, so I'll see if I can find a totally legal place for the non-USA peeps smiley12.gif

      I'm not sure whether or not to thank or hate @Newbs for telling me about this. smiley4.gif

    • So I Started Playing HeartGold Again...

      6 years ago

      Warpek

      ...and my Dragonair, @Lynxxon, finally evolved into a Dragonite. This conversation soon followed:

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      Pana then commented with:

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  • Comments (584)

    • theiviaster

      7 years ago

      Merry Christmas! :D

    • SailorTweek FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Head Guardian

      7 years ago

      Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays! smiley12.gif

    • Dame

      7 years ago

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    • ActionMan

      7 years ago

      Happy Holidays to you as well! smiley0.gif

    • ActionMan

      7 years ago

      Cool, thanks. I'll let you know when we settle on a date.

    • ActionMan

      7 years ago

      I'd really like to have you on the podcast some time next week. So, when are you free next week?

    • chris9801 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Achievement Hunter

      7 years ago

      It seems ODSTMAN has taken on snowmen as his specailty.

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    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      7 years ago

      What would happen if two bulges touched?

    • MrVash

      7 years ago

      Thanks for adding me!

    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      7 years ago

      We should make some!

      Or hire immigrants to make some...

    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      7 years ago

      Woodhouse...

    • James Volume III

      7 years ago

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    • Jacob

      7 years ago

      who you gonna call


      i have had a terrible string of messed up post, sorry.

      Post edited 12/04/11 10:17PM

    • MaryFairy

      7 years ago

      Oh yeah, I know, things have been pretty busy at work. It is the last week of work for me then I head off to the family for a month long holiday!

      The vlog is getting there, it should start becoming more interesting soon, seeing as I am trying something new...you'll see! Good luck with everything!!

    • MaryFairy

      7 years ago

      Hello lady! Haven't spoken to you in a while, just thought I'd pop in to see how things are going with you? smiley13.gif

    • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PM

      7 years ago

      Yes.

    • Newbs FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PM

      7 years ago

      You're welcome.

    • Nester82 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Happy Turkey Day Warpek. Thanks for the Twitter message to raise my spirits.

    • Jacob

      7 years ago

      Glad you like pizza

    • theiviaster

      7 years ago

      Hey I hope you don't mind if I add you as a friend :D

    • MaryFairy

      7 years ago

      Hey McMuffinBiscuit!! Hope all is well! smiley0.gif

    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      7 years ago

      FUCKING SHIT NO SLUT BUTTON!

    • DaCuban FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Rooster Speak

      7 years ago

      Come at me, broseph.

      -DaPek

    • ColinOscarPee

      7 years ago

      Everything is indeed well here thanks for asking :D

    • Erkan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Take It Easy.... bitches

      7 years ago

      No problem, hope you had a good one :)

    • ActionMan

      7 years ago

      Yeah, you too. Ha ha, yeah I'm never too concerned with what DaCuban says but thanks.

      I don't sing often but I like it. I've been wanting to get in on one of Nester's Karaoke nights. Have you done one before?

      Post edited 11/12/11 9:01PM

      • Warpek RTX Guardian

        7 years ago

        I'm in one right now, actually. You should come join us! smiley13.gifsmiley13.gifsmiley13.gif

    • locken FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold We're All A little Mad H

      7 years ago

      You are very welcome Warpek! I hope it was awesome! smiley13.gif

    • nightwolf12 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      You're more than welcome! smiley8.gif
      Yes, it went well. Diaz_Vito got me set up with a registered version of FRAPS so I'll have a video up soon. It will be kind of a highlight of that play-through.

    • Jcach

      7 years ago

      Thanks for the thanks, and thanks for making me happy.

    • The_Narbiter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Shit I haven't pre-ordered it yet!

    • TKSeoul FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Geeks and Bleeps

      7 years ago

      Oh, it was nothing :D

    • The_Narbiter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      "How go things in SLO!" Sounds like something people should be chanting.

      Things are good...pretty SLO like always, but speeding up because finals are coming up soon (Quarters system and all that). What are you up to these days?

    • ColinOscarPee

      7 years ago

      Happy birthday Michelle! Woot have a great one!

    • TKSeoul FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Geeks and Bleeps

      7 years ago

      Happy birthday Warpek! :3

    • NobleSteed FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Happy 20th Birthday my fellow '91'er! smiley0.gif

    • The_Narbiter FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Happy birthday!!! Enjoy your Elevens! (Check those dubs.)

    • Erkan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Take It Easy.... bitches

      7 years ago

      Happy Birthday!!!

    • Jaelith

      7 years ago

      Happy Birthday to you!!! .Happy Birthday dear WARPEK!! Happy Birthday to you!!!

      Love you!!!

      V Squad 4-Evah!! LOL
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      Love, Kisses and Bacon!!

    • Adamcarl

      7 years ago

      Happy Birthday Quickdraw! smiley0.gif

    • bdoomed No idea

      7 years ago

      Happy birthday sexy! smiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

    • ActionMan

      7 years ago

      Happy Birthday! Can't believe someone else is cool enough to have the same birthday! Hope it's the best ever. smiley13.gifsmiley13.gif

    • manofchance FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      7 years ago

      Happy B-day Warpek!

    • Uberchild FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 3D Modeler and Editor

      7 years ago

      YAY! Happy Birthday Wendy Arpek! Heres a picture of a dog in a hat! smiley0.gifarticle-1348226-0CD00623000005DC-563_634

    • Pianofingers

      7 years ago

      Happy Birthday beautiful!!!!!! smiley13.gif We gots to game soon.

    • SuburbanFire FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold 3D Modeling

      7 years ago

      Happy Birthday Warpek! smiley13.gif

    • InternetDave FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Back, Baby!

      7 years ago

      Happy B-Day Warpek!

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      7 years ago

      Happy birthday!

      There's ya a friend request just for you!

    • Jacob

      7 years ago

      happy birthday antonio

    • Lynxxon

      7 years ago

      Happy Birthday! smiley13.gifsmiley12.gif

      Waaaar--pekpekpekepekpekpekpekpek smiley13.gif

    • locken FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold We're All A little Mad H

      7 years ago

      Happy Birthday!

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