WerWolf

Male
from Valhalla

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  • Comments (1478)

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      Usually am.

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      ALL my outfits would probably be better seved on somebody's floor dear. lol At least in my opinion.

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      Told you you should have come.

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      Oh such wonderful tools you know how to use too.
      Yeah unfortunately I was forbidden from stripping down to my underwear and being strapped to the whipping post. So I was depressed too. It's not every day you get a professional mistress' attention for no charge. lol But I managed to dance in the cage and get spanked by a transvestite... So I guess my night wasn't totally wasted.

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      Well then roll with it sexy stuff smiley8.gif

      Woot woot. Sorry I just got home and I'm still excited I was cage dancing.

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      Now who's the flatterer. Shucks I was just havin' a little fun.

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      You love it. Should see what else I can do with my tongue. smiley8.gif lol

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      The real prize would be having you as arm candy smiley8.gif

      And nah I doubt I could win it. Too many ladies willing to bare more than me. I'm sticking to a saloon girl styled skirt and a corset. And thigh high boots. I'll have to show you once I finish sewing.

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      Hey gorgeous what's up? Fly in to my end end of the world Friday so I can talk you into coming to the fetish night with me.. Possibly dressed as Iron Man. Then you can win the best costume prize, which is a $500 gift card to my favourite shop, which you can then give to me.

    • Spartan736

      7 years ago

      Life's awesome man, school starting again, getting back into weight training after a short break. Excited to see what this coming year brings.

      • Spartan736

        7 years ago

        Ah. Badass.

      • WerWolf

        7 years ago

        Do have to correct a mistake, though. My DL is ~200lbs (maxed out the other night out of curiosity)

      • Spartan736

        7 years ago

        Ah.

      • WerWolf

        7 years ago

        lb, though I wish I could say kg. =P

      • Spartan736

        7 years ago

        The most I've squatted (I'll convert to pounds 'cause I'm guessing you are) is about 145, the most I've benched is about 80 and my max deadlift is about 155.

      • Spartan736

        7 years ago

        lb or kg?

      • WerWolf

        7 years ago

        I don't max squat, bench and DL is 150

      • Spartan736

        7 years ago

        What's your squat/bench/DL?

      • WerWolf

        7 years ago

        6'1" ~200lbs and I've no idea what my bf% is anymore.

      • Spartan736

        7 years ago

        Oh really? Stats?

      • WerWolf

        7 years ago

        No worries. He's been helping me out for about a year now.

      • Spartan736

        7 years ago

        >looks him up
        >sets of 4-8 reps for strength building
        >approved.

        I'm gonna peruse his channel, cheers for that dude.

      • WerWolf

        7 years ago

        Nice man! Sounds excellent. If you haven't heard of him, check out Scott Herman. He has a YouTube channel. He's an amazing trainer with some amazing workouts.

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      Nah. Never too much fun. Also never too much fun without you, hot stuff XP.
      Also I might clarify the ambiguity of penis sprinkles. They are penis shaped sprinkles, not sprinkles for your penis. Though either is interesting and has potential.

      Actually, speaking of hot stuff I was going to ask you if you had seen Green Lantern, I'm trying to decide if it's worth seeing based on the Blade Trinity principle of Ryan Reynolds can salvage just about anything, but is it possible that green lantern looks so crap, not even HE can distract from it's shittiness?

      • WerWolf

        7 years ago

        I've not seen it, though I really want to. Everything I've heard says it's really not all that great, but since it IS Ryan, I'm giving it the benefit of the doubt until I see it my-own self.
        Also, you're too sweet. And want to make my penis too sweet. ;P

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      Awesomesauce. I haven't been on in a while either. But I'm trying to get back in touch with everyone. I've been too busy hanging in the guild hall drinking shit coffe, playing pictionary and yelling about penis shaped sprinkles. Ah, the adult store is far too amusing to the immature mind. Even the mature one needs to giggle.

    • Spartan736

      7 years ago

      How you been man?

    • Spartan736

      7 years ago

      FUCK YEAH BEARDS

      School was like SHAVE IT but I was like FUCK NO AND THEN I FLEW INTO THE SUN.

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      Gotta get back on Skype some day for late-night gimp closet LOLZ. Yeah that's right, I brought out the CAPS, feel that fucking fury. I just unleashed it.

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      It's making me kinda dizzy. I forgot how crazy they all were too. Insane people are the best fun. I might even have some business student favours to call in with that whole business idea thing. And a contact who can possibly work an internship out for me in Armenia. I speak the language fluently, but I'm not sure about the whole first living away from home experience being in what is practically a third world country. What you hear on TV is true. It's all mobs and cartels and poverty. I've also heard you can't eat the food there without your digestive system putting up one hell of a complaint and rapidly becoming the ground zero of multiple parasite gang wars. Sounds fun all in all.

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      Surprisingly good here too. I have a feeling I got 100% on my Roman Empire era historical geography test today. Finished in 3 minutes instead of a designated 15. And all my friends are back from their respective exchange programs, so I have people I know in my classes again. I haven't had a day when I haven't been out for lunch, or coffee or whatever. This social stuff is all so new and exciting. lol

      Paramedic eh? Sexy. Kiss of life pickups need to be all lined up.

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      How's life treating you?

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      Hey

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      I was looking for some comic book art because of something I'm working on and that came up. I thought they were pretty cool too, but I mostly just loved the fact they were little books.

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      *laughs* I knew it wasn't you, I just saw an opportunity to make an embittered point. I would be unlike me not to take it. Delusional huh? With charms like that, how could any girl resist?

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      I like to think I make those on occasion. When I'm not rambling like a cast of drunken hobos. I wouldn't mind the trash can fire though.

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      The same, for once. But then again, new Top Gear. How can i be anything other than excellent?

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      Eh. Ancient history. *shakes head* Not gonna go there, as usual, tell me if I'm unwanted. How are you?

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      I was the one feeling unwanted actually. I was feeling that my trying to go back to the whole friends thing was unwanted.. I was considering giving up... Though it was your idea

      Post edited 7/19/11 12:53PM

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      Yep. a gasm of the hardcore joy variety is to be had over that thing. Frankly, anything you can drive through a wall has my seal of approval. How can I make that sexual without stepping over the line of gross...

      Your leaving of my fan club is taken with great offence by the way. Less sexy without you.

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      Will avoid spoiling much but there is an attempt to blow it up and it's also driven through a wall.

      www.google.com.au/search?tbm=isch&hl=en&source=hp&biw=1659&bih=904&q=paramount+marauder&gbv=2&aq=f&aqi=g10&aql=&oq=

      This makes me happy.

      And I thought I was behind, thanks to the stingy neglect of Australian free TV.

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      Ooohhhh... *joygasm*

      Holy balls Bat Iron Man! New top gear is on and pleeeaaasseee tell me you've seen the episode with the marauder. That thing is a large mountain of joy. World dominating vehicle is chosen. Once again. Holy balls. *joygasm* First things first, line up all the Prius' and drive the fuck over them.

    • crazybitch13

      7 years ago

      As I said, who wouldn't?

      I make this place a whole lot sexier.

    • crazybitch13

      8 years ago

      I'm great, with the stress of assignments and constant doctor's visits gone, not to mention being left to my own devices, I'm bouncing back to my old self. It's about time too, it's been months. I missed me, who wouldn't?

    • crazybitch13

      8 years ago

      Anyway I'm out for the night, what I wanted to ask was I just vaguely remember promising you could have the Cthulhu crochet I was working on if you wished it. I always keep my promises, so if you still want him when I finish him in the next few days, you may have him.

    • crazybitch13

      8 years ago

      How are you?

    • crazybitch13

      8 years ago

      Hey...

    • crazybitch13

      8 years ago

      Umm... Too late?

    • crazybitch13

      8 years ago

      So hoping you'd say that.
      (I was just missing the old comment rape, figured I'd jizz some juice back into it ;D)

    • crazybitch13

      8 years ago

      *insert inuendo*

    • crazybitch13

      8 years ago

      I know what you're doing. Get back to work =P

    • SgtBuckwheat

      8 years ago

      Hey, a recent journal entry mentioned you. Thanks for keeping her alive. She needs good friends, and you're giving her the support she needs. That is really nice of you.

    • iforgot

      8 years ago

      HAPPY BIRTHDAY TERRIL!!! :D just stopping by to leave some love on your page :) enjoy this fantastic day dearie!!

    • crazybitch13

      8 years ago

      You must be lonely. And mentally damaged. Because all the comments here are from me, except one, which is kind of about me. And thats mentally damaging, so much associating with me. And lonely because if you had any other friends, you wouldn't hang around me so much. lol

    • crazybitch13

      8 years ago

      Depends on what you think I did. Its still there, just needs to be loved better. XP

    • crazybitch13

      8 years ago

      So, you were teasing me about how long I spend in the shower, and let me just tell you it takes time, concentration and finesse to wash waist-length hair when you have nipple piercing. Now when my concentration is not its peak say, after spending all morning chatting you up, accidents happen. Now you're the one with the fucking medical knowledge, have a look and tell me if the damage is permanent! lol

    • crazybitch13

      8 years ago

      And now that I'm back down I want to say thanks. For putting up with my sudden moments when the blues get to me and I space out, and that time I basically fainted just off camera and came back totally spaced. For putting up with my strange moods and inability to pay attention. I'm just grateful dude. Because last night, I think you pretty much saved my life.

    • crazybitch13

      8 years ago

      Get back in that gimp closet!

    • SgtBuckwheat

      8 years ago

      In reply to WerWolf, #2:

      Dear, I'll design uniforms, but it's hard to balance protection from bullets and stabbing implements with the sex factor. =P


      Behold, a balance has been struck. The tactical corset design, when made of Kevlar, provides bullet protection. The ones sold online are not kevlar, but you could make your own of kevlar and you've got it. This is a good place to start for some uniforms, for the females at least. Now the males have it a bit harder, sex appeal with males isn't my strength.

    • crazybitch13

      8 years ago

      TV and me is a bad combination

    • crazybitch13

      8 years ago

      Well I had fun last night ;)
      You're cuter on video
      And as much as I tease about your accent. Your voice is hot. Seriously. Hot.
      Would have said so yesterday but as you may have noticed I was dopier than a drunk armadillo.

    • crazybitch13

      8 years ago

      Yep, you're perfect

    • crazybitch13

      8 years ago

      *winks* I thought we were unofficially there already. lol

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