WestWorld

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from VENTURA, CA

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    • been awhile...

      14 years ago

      WestWorld

      The motion detector light in the bathroom turned off on me today while doing my business... On a side note it does come in handy when you're trying to get some shut eye.

    • Chased by a bee and jacked by a seagull

      14 years ago

      WestWorld

      I work right next to the beach that's a good thing, so I decided to have lunch there the other day... It was rather nice considering all the rain we've had her in So Cali the past few weeks... I'm sitting down on my hood of my car, enjoying my Italian bmt from subway... Just incase I did something stupid later on in the day I could say, "it's was ok, I had subway".. I'm watching the waves, the bounce of some girls bosom as she is running on the shore, the bounce, the bounce... Oh I could go on for hours about it, anyhow I go back to my sandwich... Suddenly out of no where this terrorist bee the size of a 747 was heading straight for me! I freak, my sandwich took flight I ran around the car failing my jacket behind me hoping to knock the bee down with my lightning quick office reflexes... After a couple minutes I figure I am safe and stop running about... Plus I'm out of breath... I know it was my display of gritty raw masculinity that scared the bee away! That's right them bees better recognize!
      After doing a victory jig, I walk back to the front of my car to look for my sandwich. I can see the last bits of my delicious Italian bmt from subway being consumed by a seagull. GRRRRR Next time I go to the beach for lunch I'm taking raid and a 12 gauge with me.

    • I saw a Liger.

      14 years ago

      WestWorld

      HOLY FUCKING JACK RABBITS!

      The damn thing is about the size of a H2 and weighs in at 90 stones WTF ever that means... Anyhow it got me to thinking about something besides beer and sex... Amazing in its own right... Now we keep making these super animals. How much longer do you think humans as in you, I, maybe the French are going to be dominate species on this rock. My friend asked some stupid question about if the liger had any skill or magical powers. Im really tired of all his comments having to deal with Napoleon dynamite so im breaking his copy of it tonight. Now back to the skills and what not, the only known skill of the liger that I know of, is that it can eat people. yeah, well, so what you ask... well the liger can eat them WHOLE! I decree we shoot on ligers on sight!

    • Starving and almost dead...

      14 years ago

      WestWorld

      food was but a distant memory... I still had vague memories of this edible delight called food... it had been a whole three hours since I last ate.... I either need to get this early onset of Alzheimer's looked at or need to stop starving myself to memory loss...

      I ended up making a pillage to Gloria's Dirty Mexican food emporio. Where I feasted on a steak quesadilla... It was like eating foods from the heavens. for each bite made me less and less hungry..I was sat down to enjoy eat my meal, to savor the delish taste of meat, cheese, and tortilla... Each bite made me groan, I even moaned, I had the cops called on me for indecent exposure.. next time i have such amazing food ill do it with my pants on, but at least im not starving anymore...

    • restroom at work.

      14 years ago

      WestWorld

      So my friend and I got into a little discussion at work today... I told him the bathroom smelled like boiled broccoli... He says it smells like boiled mushrooms... Thing is I told him to go in and check it out and its been over an hour... I'd go in there after him, but, well, eer... I value my life to much... Well if things did go south, I'd like to have a moment of silence for him... he slacked off like the best of them....
      Moment.
      Now I must get back to my cup-o-wonton. yummy!

    • Vending machine from hell aka work.

      14 years ago

      WestWorld

      This place is like purgatory, people walk the halls like zombies.. Not just five minutes ago someone went for my jugular on my way to the vending machine. My archenemy. I was hungry, it had the goods, so I caved...It had just been stocked with the none other then chocolate pop tarts, someone must love me... I drop in 55 cents push D-4, and wait I lick my lips a little in anticipation and because they were chapped... The machine starts to work its magic, but this is where the joys of my vending machine experience turn into things you would read about if Lewis black wrote Stephen king novels.. looking through the glass that separates me from hungry to not so hungry, watching the little cork screw do its dance... Till just about the time where my pop tart does its first and last halo jump, it stops.. THE POP TART IS NOT LEAVING THE BUILDING.. I kick and scream, well ok I didn't scream that, but I did say "fuck" a few times... I start rocking the machine, running into it, calling it stuff I only reserve for my ex's.. Nothing... In defeat I walk back to my office, starving, I may have even crawled... don't remember much due to the blacking out from not eating... Never again will I be that vending machines bitch... Well so I thought... About an hour later my friend walks in eating chocolate pop tarts that he found in the vending machine.

    • The streets...

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      WestWorld

      I reckon your about a 8 or 9 maybe even a 9 an a half in 4 beers time..

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    • A hell...

      14 years ago

      WestWorld

      I don't know what to put here.

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    • lev_sco

      14 years ago

      Nice nick one of my favorite movies of all time.

    • wullup

      14 years ago

      Hey, wullup is the man

    • Bgo

      14 years ago

      I am visiting my brother in CA. We should paint the town. Lets go with yellow. Yellow looks cool in the dark.

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