WinRAR

Male
from Hell

  • Activity

    • Hey.

      11 years ago

      WinRAR

      I'd like to make a public announcement that, due to being President of the Voting Sucks Club, I won't vote for any of you. So please, stop asking.

    • Vote WinRAR

      11 years ago

      WinRAR

      For Prime Minister of Eastern India.

      My campaign is based on my previous political experiences as Senator of USSR - we will be redoing some things that you may find interesting. We are going to establish a system that:
      A) Allows women to vote.
      B) Guarantees the right to bear arms.
      C) Diminishes militaristic "chip-holding" situations that led to the rise of Nazi Germany.
      D) Legalizes and gives out free marijuana.

      So, vote for me in November.

    • ONE MORE THING.

      11 years ago

      WinRAR

      I've been promoted to a Zealot of the CoC.

      Climbing up the corporate ladder is well worth the effort.

      But, gotta go. LSW awaits.

    • Trying to think up...

      11 years ago

      WinRAR

      My next scam. Yeah, baptising souls has failed.

      Any ideas?

      Oh and Mort: I have a negsniper too. smiley0.gif

    • MEME ABUSE

      11 years ago

      WinRAR

      Should be a crime punishable by eternal sodomy or Goatse.

    • /friend cuts

      11 years ago

      WinRAR

      If you can't see the friends-only journal below, you've been kicked off the island.

      Once again, congratulations.

      Seacrest, OUT.

    • Deliver Us From Evil by Sean Hannity

      11 years ago

      WinRAR

      It's a really good book. It would be amazing if it wasn't so...so...Christian-biased. Every page is "This country is from God" (essentially).

      Hannity is my absolute favorite talk radio host, but I can't stand when he goes on a rant about how cool and righteous and loving and holy God is.

      Because as you all know, I fucking disagree.

      Too bad there aren't any "Satanic" political parties...

    • I just had a thought.

      11 years ago

      WinRAR

      If power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely, then the all-knowing, omnipotent creator of Heaven and Earth (aka Jehova) must be the most evil son of a bitch who ever lived.

    • I almost died today.

      11 years ago

      WinRAR

      Actually I didn't even get hurt.

      So, I unlocked Indiana Jones in LSW today, thinking it'd be some huge badass motherfucker like Darth Plagius or something.

      Indiana Jones.

      Whoop-dee-fuckin-doo.

      ...Actually, he's not bad.

      Asta la bye bye.

    • Scratch that.

      11 years ago

      WinRAR

      I'll try and get my profile moved by tomorrow.

      The reason I don't post the name here is because there are some people I don't want to know who I am. Granted, I am aware that they'll figure it out eventually; some in a week, but a week is all I need.

  • Comments (727)

    • ACrusadeTV

      11 years ago

      ....Ok then. by the way. My evil laugh is actually good. But the one I made in the thread was a rvb quote. SO....yeah

    • Caballistics

      11 years ago

      *ksssh*
      NO.
      *ksssh*
      i AM YOUR FATHER

    • Caballistics

      11 years ago

      ¬.¬
      You can have honorary status.

      If you say Please.

    • ACrusadeTV

      11 years ago

      ....1 question....Do you hate me....completely

    • Ganye

      11 years ago

      Fuck, I get that as a dump file error 1/3 of the time I run Maplestory.

    • Grifism

      11 years ago

      Kira. Because you can tell he is truly devoted to his cause and he wants it to succeed.
      Ryuk is a close second.

    • Rith

      11 years ago

      Behemoth is meh. Just, meh. Haven't heard anything but "JESUS CAN SUCK MY DICK" in inco-herent bable from them.

    • katern

      11 years ago

      kool thankx

    • Grifism

      11 years ago

      Just a quick question. Who is your favorite Death Note character?

    • katern

      11 years ago

      u can take them if u want to i got plenty of pics and i dont mind if people take them

    • katern

      11 years ago

      thanks and ur pics r awsome u should check my pics out u might like some of them

    • katern

      11 years ago

      i like meeting people and i am trying to find people with interisting things to talk about

    • Caballistics

      11 years ago

      Oh aye smiley8.gif

    • Grifism

      11 years ago

      I agree. Plus I am getting sick of the journal plugs and campaign images on the forums. I thought I had escaped Junior High, but I guess I was wrong.

    • Grifism

      11 years ago

      So I see your super excited about the mod nominations.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      11 years ago

      That explains why he wanted to make me gay.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      11 years ago

      Apparently that was Tim, not John.

    • islandkitty

      11 years ago

      Hahaha. You're funny. smiley0.gif

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      11 years ago

      Advanced Text Editor will need to be turned off, or you won't be able to reply to anything. One of Ben's tweaks must've broken it.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      11 years ago

      Here.

      Thought I had linked it in my last comment. Apparently not.

      Post edited 8/15/08 9:23PM

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      11 years ago

      New version is out. All sexy-like for Firefox 3.

      (You may need to update it immediately afterwards. I don't remember if this is the absolutely most current version.

    • Mortphutemax FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Still writing it.

    • lordcanti493

      11 years ago

      Do it anyways, because there's always a chance a certain thread could be unlocked if I were to get said powers.

    • Mortphutemax FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Going to War over Religion is basically killing one another to see who's got the better imaginary friend...

    • Mortphutemax FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      I had one that made fun of Religion based wars but lost it...I SHALL FIND IT THOUGH

    • Mortphutemax FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Yes very good

    • lordcanti493

      11 years ago

      Why do I care about penguins? They're birds that can't even fly.

    • lordcanti493

      11 years ago

      lolwut?

    • FallenWyllis

      11 years ago

      Hey, that works.
      Damn she was annoying.
      I couldn't even hear most of what she said, but I knew she was being annoying anyway.

    • Caballistics

      11 years ago

      Pfft, Everyone know she's actually a robot controlled by Nazis.
      So she doen't Count

    • Mortphutemax FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      AMERICA IS A PEDO

    • Mortphutemax FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      AMERICA BLOWS!!

    • Mortphutemax FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      FUCK YOU, YOU FUCKING FUCK, JESUS FUCKING CHRIST YOUR A DUMB FUCK.

      FUCK FUCKITY FUCK FUCK FUCK

    • Mortphutemax FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      NO, RIGHT FUCKING NOW YOU FUCKING FUCK

    • Mortphutemax FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      well get your fucking xbox fix'd and maybe i'll buy it

    • lordcanti493

      11 years ago

      Thanks?

    • Jesus_C

      11 years ago

      You will have to ask Satanlord yourself.

    • Caballistics

      11 years ago

      Okay first off, 42 new journal entries.
      I fucking Hate you.

    • Mortphutemax FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      no

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      I respect that.

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      You know how I am with hypocrisy.

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      If you don't want to have anything to do with it, you might want to stop using the lingo, terminology and memes. Because I'm detecting some hypocrisy here. But that might just be me.

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Well no shit, you were one of the people that came in with the raids. Also, having the mentality of disrespecting something because it's popular is foolish.

      Post edited 8/12/08 12:38AM

    • Mortphutemax FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      well that fucking sucks

    • JediJesus87

      11 years ago

      Win, you might not want to go pointing fingers in this situation.

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      11 years ago

      Sorry, all species of penguins are protected, you can't get one legally. Even if you come to Antarctica and bring one home as a souvenir, it's plain illegal. And honestly, do you really think an animal that spends half of its time swimming free in the ocean and the other half in deep cold Antarctica would have a happy life in a hot, dry and small home ? And what drives them crazy in captivity is the fact that they cannot perform their yearly migrations, leading many zoo penguins to swim around in circles for months on end. You'll have to satisfy yourself with a stuffed teddy penguin.
      I do know of at least one place that sells penguins but I won't tell you. Don't ask.
    • Mortphutemax FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      SO I CAN PWN UR AZZ IN HALOS NUB

    • KWierso AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

      11 years ago

      answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20061118203151AAhcCls

    • Mortphutemax FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      HEY, GET YOUR FUCKING XBOX FIX'D

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