Wizbang

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    • Absolut Bandwagon

      14 years ago

      Wizbang

      YOU have to guess what songs these are, and who they're by.

      1. "I cannot speak; I've lost my voice."
      2. "As long as there'll be music, we'll be coming back again."
      3. "We'll be dancing on the cinders as the town is burning down." Natalya
      4. "No cash, 'cause change is all I've got."
      5. "Leonard Nimoy can't stand up to this, and Captain James T. Kirk bows beneath my fists." Natalya
      6. "We will attain cinnamon clouds."
      7. "Software version 7.0 looking at life through the eyes of a tire hub" Natalya
      8. "I have watched you on the shore, standing by the ocean's roar." Natalya
      9. "One by one, we're making it fun!"
      10. "She said, 'No, Jack, don't you go back.'"
      11. "'Hey, you missed a spot over there'"
      12. "Satan is the only one who seems to understand." Natalya
      13. "In fact, I don't think I ever heard a single little civil word from those guys."
      14. "I start to think that you might not be real"
      15. "Every old demon playing back the crime--if they'd needed blood, I'd've gladly given mine." Natalya

    • More like something waffle am i rite?

      14 years ago

      Wizbang

      So I just registered a Something Awful account. Between SA and RT, I now have no need to do homework or see my girlfriend. Yay!

    • ouch

      14 years ago

      Wizbang

      dropped 5 or 6 karma levels over vacation.

    • Holy shit

      14 years ago

      Wizbang

      I just pwnzed my math final, after not studying or getting enough sleep. It was all "Ooh, look at me, I have proofs," and I was like, "Shut up, bitch. I just QED'd your ass. Take it like a man, you pussy." It was pretty fucking hardcore.

      EDIT: treated the Macro final like a dirty slut, too.

    • The great Crack Attack throwdown

      14 years ago

      Wizbang

      Anyone for a rousing game of Crack Attack? It has 2 player, but I've never done it.

    • Ack!

      14 years ago

      Wizbang

      I'm getting mod points faster than I'm spending them again. Anyone want to help me get rid of some?

      EDIT: god damn it another one!

    • I never got around to studying

      14 years ago

      Wizbang

      I'm off to take my final--wish me luck!

      update: I beat it!

    • I has the solution!

      14 years ago

      Wizbang

      So we've all run into the problem. Someone says, "hey, check out this n00b thread!" but they're logged into a different site, so you have to go through the sign-in rigamarole.

      Well, no more! I have developed a solution--and it is ingenious, if I do say so myself. Remember how you have to type http:// in front of your link? This same point allows you to type [link=forum/forum.php?fid=8]New Website Bugs, Notes, Fixes, etc.[/link], and get:

      New Website Bugs, Notes, Fixes, etc.

      This appears to work with forums, threads--any portion of the sites.

    • AHH GET AWAY YOU LITTLE FUCKS

      14 years ago

      Wizbang

      THERE ARE ANTS ALL OVER MY DESK GET THEM OFF GET THEM OFF GET THEM OFF

      I can stand the sight of worms, and look at microscopic germs, but lots and lots of little bugs are REALLY TOO MUCH FOR ME

      eugghhhhh.

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