Wizbang92

Male
from Dalton, OH

  • Activity

    • Halo 4 and Halo HD

      8 years ago

      Wizbang92

      Saw the teasers for Halo 4 and Halo HD, still don't know about Halo 4 since it was purely cinematic, but Halo HD got me jacked. Sucks that I won't be around for its release.

    • 8 years ago

      Wizbang92
    • Hiatus

      8 years ago

      Wizbang92

      I've been away from this site for quite a while now. Much has changed but Roosterteeth still delivers the lulz. Gonna try to be on a bit more but Reach has become an addiction. Shouldn't be too big of a problem, wrestling's over so the biggest time consumer of my life (thus far) is over, other than school. Chances are I'll probably be able to put out some Journal entries that actually mean something before I ship out to the Corps. If not, oh well.

    • Dang

      9 years ago

      Wizbang92

      Parents finally got me a car, a 2005 Subaru Impreza WRX. It was used and the previous owner had worked on this car, AEM cold air induction, Profec gauges, Greddy e-01 turbo controls, even a custom exhaust.

      Problem is, the very next day after I picked it up I picked up my two buddies after the football game. We were heading to my one buddies girlfriend's house for a bonfire. It was around 11:30, we were passing the high school and I saw a cop getting ready to pull out of the driveway. So I brake to 25 instead of drifting down to it and they pull out RIGHT behind me, haven't turn on their lights yet, they follow me for about half a mile till we get to the stop light on Main street. When I can i go, I get up to the speed limit, now 35 and stay there for another half mile till I get to the stop light at the highway. The cop decided it was ok to go about 50mph so he could get up and ride my ass for the last 200 yards or so. So we are at the stop light for a while and I keep looking at him with my rearview mirror, I could see his headlight but only under my wing, kinda pissed me off that he was that close. The light turned green and I started to go, got about three-fourths of the way across, didn't even hit 15mph yet and he turns his lights on, so I pull over into the parking lot of GGgrim's (our local car dealership, don't buy anything there btw they rip you off). Turns out its two new cops in our town, so one asks me if I know why he pulled me over, here's some of the dialog:

      Me: "No, actually I have no idea."

      Cop: "You have a loud exhaust system."

      Me: "Really?....Well, I know its loud but they put a Cadillidic converter on it before I picked it up yesterday."

      Cop: "Could I see your license, registration, and proof of insurance please?"

      Me: "Yea...I don't know about-"

      Cop: "What? you don't have your license?"

      Me: "...No, I have my license I just don't know about the proof of insurance since I JUST picked it up from the dealer yesterday."

      Cop (To my friends, keep in mind I'm still 16 and its illegal for anyone under 17 to have more than 1 non-family member in the car): " could I see your IDs please?"

      We had no idea at the time that cops aren't legally allowed to ask anybody but the driver for their ID, so they obliged. Unfortunately, my friend decided that it was a good idea to snoop around in the glove box after I got the temporary registration.

      My friend: "Oh cool its even got a little GPS."

      Me, to myself: "damnit...." To him and the cops: "Actually, that's the turbo controls."

      The second cop agreed with me as if it didn't surprise or bother him at all. The one cop then started asking more questions.

      Cop: "So where you coming from?"

      My friend: "From our buddies house." pointing to our friend in the back.

      Cop: "Where you headed to?"

      My friend: "My girlfriend's house for a little bonfire."

      Cop: "Well we'll run our information, hold tight."

      So while while we waited we had our own little conversation

      My friend: "This is bullshit dude, the exhaust isn't that loud."

      Me: "I know, just keep your head."

      My friend: "Hey, do you guys smell bacon."

      Me: "Shut the hell up, I don't need a reason for them to keep tabs on me."

      The cops come back, explain to me that they couldn't get the registration up on the computer, said its probably because we just got it yesterday and then told us to have a nice night and drive safely, handed us our IDs and headed back to their car.

      They never said anything about the exhaust other than what they did in the beginning and never mention me breaking the law of having two people in the car.

      I HAD JUST BEEN PROFILED FOR BEING YOUNG AND HAVING A NICE CAR!

      Granted, there are a lot of drugs in our little village and the town next to it, but the only thing that pissed me off about this encounter is that they gave me a half-assed excuse of pulling me over. I wouldn't of cared if they would've just told me that me driving a car like that was suspicious.

    • WATCHMEN

      10 years ago

      Wizbang92

      Went to see it last night. Two hours and fifty minutes, even after they cut out a whole lot of stuff from the novel, would have liked to see whole thing as a movie, i don't care that it would probably be about 4 hours long. Over did it with the sex and changed ending too much for my liking. That is all the bad stuff about the movie.

      I would give it a 9.5 out of 10. probably the only movie in recent history that is better than The Dark Knight (it is always debatable of course).

      If you see it, make sure you go with mature friends, ones who can respect what WATCHMEN is.

      P.S. Really missed the more detailed subplot of the psychiatrist.

    • My Hero.

      10 years ago

      Wizbang92

      I just watched The Dark Knight last night and I gotta say, it's my favorite move that has come out within the past couple years. I am not saying this because of Heath Ledger's death, it is just that good.

      Also, after seeing the movie I realized that my hero is The Joker. Don't ask me why, he just is.

    • 16

      10 years ago

      Wizbang92

      I turn 16 today, yay, I will get my license in a week or two.

    • Hmmm....

      11 years ago

      Wizbang92

      Well, this is kinda a funny story, my mom came up to me and actually asked me if I wanted to dye my hair. now it's not gonna be like blue or purple or somethin but she asked if I wanted to bleach it, I told her I don't want black hair and if I dye it it needs to be able to go back to exactly the same color it was before, so I suggested the color be white, depending on how white it will be I'll do it, and since I will be cutting my hair in a little more than a month I thought I might as well.

    • This sucks

      11 years ago

      Wizbang92

      Ok, so yesterday we went paintballing. After that we saw our cousin going fourwheeling, so my brother, my friend, and I decided to go to, when we started I had my friend on my passenger seat (it's an Arctic Cat H1 TRV). and we were going about 30mph down the dirt road headed to the woods. So, my brother is leading us, all I can see is dust, then in the middle I saw a red glow. So I slammed on both the back and font brakes, but I wasn't slowing down fast enough, then I turned to avoid a crash. All of a sudden I'm flying through the air and landed about 40 feet away, my helmet hit first and bounced of so my neck has some whiplash, then my shoulders and the rest of my body. I got up, looked around, then ran to the flipped 650 to lift it off my friend who got pinned under.

      Let's just say it was a painful day.

    • I'm sad now..

      11 years ago

      Wizbang92

      I was looking through my dad's Harley-Davidson magazine today when I saw A motorcycle that I instantly fell in love with, it's called the V-Rod Muscle. I looked it up online to find that the price starts around $18,000. That makes me sad :'(

  • Comments (139)

    • directive

      8 years ago

      haha- revel in the incompitence. ..... . . . . jk :D

    • directive

      8 years ago

      I like Alpha Hotel and DeltaBravo... or Mike Foxtrot.


      AssHole DumbBitch MotherFucker

    • directive

      8 years ago

      Tu comprende?

    • directive

      8 years ago

      The rats???
      I like Alpha Hotel and DeltaBravo... or Mike Foxtrot.

      you get it?

    • directive

      8 years ago

      Just as long as we don't name them stuff like salt and pepper.... Name them cool names: like minion one and two. jk lol

    • directive

      8 years ago

      They can be your minnions. :D

    • directive

      8 years ago

      Watch out... I heard there's rats....
      And why- thankyou... They would be stupid not to. ;)

    • directive

      8 years ago

      That's good. Great for you. I hope they don't stick you in a basement..... wait...........

      Am I gonna get shot for knowing that?... Tell them I can be usefull.....

    • directive

      8 years ago

      Blarg you say...... HONK! I dare say you are truly a master mind.... so why hasn't the government picked you up yet?

    • directive

      8 years ago

      Yeah... Well let's just put that one in reserve... What about plan b? WHat if caboose doesnt work?!

    • directive

      8 years ago

      Brilliant- jsut dont forget about his parents having sex, or the kittens with spikes......

    • directive

      8 years ago

      you forget. He works for them and us..

    • directive

      8 years ago

      Get Sheila on the line.

    • directive

      8 years ago

      Good scott! I think he's got it.

    • directive

      8 years ago

      Hell, yeah. Those boys won't know what hit 'em...
      But what about the arabs? I don't think They'd stop for mere cones.....

    • directive

      8 years ago

      Some one needs to tell obama about them cones.

    • keikazuka

      10 years ago

      man i know right LOL

    • keikazuka

      10 years ago

      omg yeah man im so privileage that its here in cali u should come down LOL

    • keikazuka

      10 years ago

      yeah dirt sucks lol

    • thaicurry tacotacotaco

      10 years ago

      I assume you're talking about wrestling right?
      I like watching wrestling matches or whatever they are called :o)

    • thaicurry tacotacotaco

      10 years ago

      I'm doing pretty good just getting ready to head to the gym :o)

    • thaicurry tacotacotaco

      10 years ago

      Thanks for the friend request. :o)
      I like to get to know all the people on my friends list so...how are you?

    • thaicurry tacotacotaco

      10 years ago

      Hi :o)

    • slabknok

      10 years ago

      EXACTLY!!!!

    • keikazuka

      10 years ago

      thanks so much man

    • keikazuka

      10 years ago

      he is very sneaky LOL

    • charlie_chur

      10 years ago

      woot! 2009

    • charlie_chur

      10 years ago

      happy new year

    • jeckon

      10 years ago

      thanks for your image mod...

    • Athena167

      10 years ago

      thank you for the mods.....i appreciate it......and thanks for checking out my profile.

    • KillerQueen4

      10 years ago

      haha well then an "interesting" sense of humor. lol i dont really switch.

    • KillerQueen4

      10 years ago

      i know, i have a horrible sense of humor

    • megasking

      10 years ago

      yeahh thats what im thinkin

    • Satarus

      10 years ago

      Did you miss the part where I said he could strum a chord and then reach behind and hammer on a little solo?

    • Jermicheal

      10 years ago

      Cross Country just finished, so now its just me and the other wrestlers weight lifting, finally

    • emosquit

      10 years ago

      haha!XD
      too true

    • emosquit

      10 years ago

      yea...

    • keikazuka

      10 years ago

      haha yeah man i feel old hehe but it will be awesome when u do graduate ^_^ but ima miss everyone

    • Jermicheal

      10 years ago

      Its what i get for eating pizza and cake at the end of the season party :)

    • keikazuka

      10 years ago

      i know man i was like shocked and couldnt move for 5 min and man washington and church rock my world ^_^

    • keikazuka

      10 years ago

      u bet i wont LOL ^_^

    • MrVash

      10 years ago

      Thank you for the image comment

    • keikazuka

      11 years ago

      hahaha LOL ^_^ and thank u

    • keikazuka

      11 years ago

      yup trust me i know wut u mean and thank u so much so yeah im just takeing it slow and mabe ill get with one of my friends that ive been friends with since softmore year and i i like her and she likes ^_^

    • native_bacon

      11 years ago

      thanks =D

    • native_bacon

      11 years ago

      yes i'm trying to be cortana smiley6.gif

    • keikazuka

      11 years ago

      yeah its ok everyones differnt and u had ur reasons mabe u really cared for her u know and well yeah the story is that shes too young im 18 and shes 14 so we decided to be really good friends and mabe in the future we mite get back together when shes older u know and know im like falling for my friend that ive liked for 2 years but thought that we were way to good of friends to be a couple then i found out she like me too HAHA so yeah were just takeing it slow ^_^

    • keikazuka

      11 years ago

      alright i got wut u mean yeah i have alot of respect for girls and im takened so i have even more respect cause my gf is the only girl for me

    • keikazuka

      11 years ago

      yeah but at the same time i like it LOL

    • keikazuka

      11 years ago

      haha while i snipe from afar giving u cover fire ^_^

  • Questions

    No questions have been answered yet