Wr3nch

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from USAF Academy, CO

  • Activity

    • 7 years ago

      Wr3nch
    • Update (sort of)

      9 years ago

      Wr3nch

      so,

      I am well aware that I don't update this post very often at all, and that the right thing to do would be to spew a well-written, insightful, and funny blog to read.

      Unfortunately, I don't feel like doing that right now. So this is an update for the sake of updating. Fun!

    • Dearest Internet...

      9 years ago

      Wr3nch

      SOrry I haven't updated in forever and 3 months,things have been busy as always up here on the hill. With the way things are going, I have coined the phrase:

      "If you're nor drinking from a firehose, you're not doing it right!"

      I think it aptly describes my classmate's and I's experience. Anyway, if you need more frequent updates on the pointless,random,esoteric stuff from my life go get a life of your own! or look me up on facebook. That's right 1 person who commented on my "-1 fail mod" journal,you can now virtually stalk me somehwere else on the ol' series of tubes!

    • Basically...

      9 years ago

      Wr3nch

      so,

      I was looking over the RT blogs just now, and I noticed that Capt_Ed is leaving for Navy basic training (and has most likely left by now), and that's all well and good. The US needs people like Capt_Ed and myself to volunteer in times like this.

      What has me slightly miffed is that I didn't get a +1 Cool from Burnie when I shipped out for Air Force basic!

      Wish him luck and rag on him for joining the leaky-bucket navy:

      redvsblue.com/capt_ed

    • NSFW joke

      9 years ago

      Wr3nch

      So a guy goes to the doctor, and is obviously distraught. He says to the doctor: "Doctor! doctor! i woke up this morning and i found that I had 5 penises"

      The doctor replies and inquires: "Well, How do your pants fit?"

      To which the man says: "Like a glove!"

    • WTFOMGBBQFUBAR!?!?!

      9 years ago

      Wr3nch

      Ok Obama, What the hell? You've got socialized healthcare, the recession, and the war to deal with and now this!?!?!?

      g4tv.com/attackoftheshow/theloop/68292/FCC-Broadband-Speed-Limit-Debate.html

      I swear that guy's trying to kill the internet! he just enacted the "Emergency Cyberspace Defense Protocol" which allows the govt. to shut down the internet, and now we've got sh!tty broadband speeds of 0.2 kbps (less than 5% of what we currently have).

      Don't get me wrong, he still is my Commander and Chief, but he is really not helping the situation here. Besides, it's a soldier's right to complain.

    • Bathroom Grafitti

      9 years ago

      Wr3nch

      so,

      I was using my favorite sh!tter the other day,casually reading the walls while I complete my business transaction with Porcelain and sons, and I noted a good one:

      Here I sit, broken hearted
      Tried to sh!t, but only farted
      An hour later,took a chance
      tried to fart, but sh!t my pants

      Of course people will berate my for my toilet humor relating to the forum-like walls of the squadron sh1tter, and I say to them: balls

    • Video Troubles

      10 years ago

      Wr3nch

      so,

      It's been a problem off and on for a while now, but none of my browsers seem to want to load the videos hosted on this site. A truly disconcerting thought, of course. Until this point, I've relied on Youtube to provide the videos, but that too has come up dry recently.

      Anybody got any ideas on how to fix the video loading problem?

    • Game Nostalgia

      10 years ago

      Wr3nch

      So,

      I was busy earning some new achievements the other day, when I wondered: "What was the first achievement I ever got?"

      Turns out, the oldest achievement I have (which is according to the update to the GS system that recorded the time and date when you earned it) was the achievement for completing Basic Training in Call of Duty 2 on 11/21/2006.

      Who would think that 3 years and 26,000 gamerscore later, that I would be where I am now. I just think that's pretty cool.

      For the record, some the really old achievements didn't have a timestamp on them, so it's very likely that my true first achievement was in King Kong or another one of the Killer Apps.

    • Milestone...sort of

      10 years ago

      Wr3nch

      So,

      the other day I posted about my idea for a new negative mod tag, and somebody actually responded and told me it was a good idea. SUCCESS!

      My journal has reached a point to where somebody will actually read it :D

  • Comments (14)

    • gi_goku FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Keeper of Tacos

      8 years ago

      I am thinking of joining the Air Force to help me finish college.

    • Dopp ROLL TIDE

      9 years ago

      Anything in particular draw you to send me a friend request?

      I ask this because I don't usually accept random ones unless I see something that I like and was just curious.

    • Parker

      9 years ago

      You can actually do those Echo missions solo if you really want to. I know there's some vids on youtube floating around that show how.

    • ShadowStylez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      WTF were you thinking posting FIVE FUCKING COMMENTS of stupid "first!" shit?

      Here's one for you: Kill yourself (you'll be first!)

      You might want to go ahead and take your own advice since you can't handle something as simple as counting to four.

    • GIJooWarHero

      9 years ago

      Do you know someone named Brad Frost? He's a first year cadet at your academy so maybe you might have had to smoke him, lol.

    • GIJooWarHero

      10 years ago

      Lol, don't use the reply button. Go to the profile and leave a comment. In the past two months I never knew you responded.

      Up we go, to the wild blue yonder!
      Flying high, into the sun!

    • Wr3nch

      10 years ago

      nice one. Marines are tough bastards but also funny as hell. But I'm in the Air Force, so we have to bash 'em.

      "Who's that man all dressed in green?
      that's not a man it's a gay marine.
      hoo-ah! semper fi! suck me dry!"

    • GIJooWarHero

      10 years ago

      Lol, I hung around so many Marines in the past few years. Swearing is more natural then crapping, at this point.

    • Knuckles_D

      10 years ago

      Thank you, I'm happy you could appreciate it.

    • Wr3nch

      10 years ago

      academic.

      It's tough, busy, and it was hell for most of my freshman year. But it's really an alright place. "America's Finest Leadership Institution" and all that crap.

    • GIJooWarHero

      10 years ago

      How is the Academy?

    • GIJooWarHero

      10 years ago

      I just got the Cole Protocol, lol.

    • Wr3nch

      10 years ago

      In reply to Knuckles_D, #-1:

      I hear ya, and I never said I supported the stupid idea. I watch NASCAR for the race

    • Knuckles_D

      10 years ago

      I'm familiar with how Digger came about. Doesn't make the whole thing any less lame.

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