XBOXFreak211

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    • Prophecy for HP 7

      13 years ago

      XBOXFreak211

      I am going to make a prediction here and now about the 7th Harry Potter book, so that should it come true, nobody can say that I made it up after finding out about it.

      Regulus Black was not executed by Volemort/Death Eaters, and is instead hiding amongst the magical populace under the alias "Octavius Pepper."

      For discussion on this theory, visit the Half-Blood Prince thread in the Books sub-forum.

    • NEWS FLASH

      14 years ago

      XBOXFreak211

      "Stuff Happens as Wave of Ambiguity Sweeps Nation"

    • Fucking Weather

      14 years ago

      XBOXFreak211

      It's bitter cold, with gale force winds outside, and I've got to go to the other end of campus to have a conference about this stupid essay that's due next week.

      Today sucks.

    • Honey, I'm home!

      14 years ago

      XBOXFreak211

      Wow. I'm gone for less than a week, and while I'm gone, I won a sponsorship and D-Schneider resigned as mod.

      If anyone feels that the forums are starting to drag, just tell me and I won't log on for a few days. Things are bound to happen.

    • Joke of the Day: 12/13/04

      14 years ago

      XBOXFreak211

      -How do you stop a lawyer from drowning?

      -Shoot him before he reaches the water.

    • Joke of the Day: 12/11/04

      14 years ago

      XBOXFreak211

      A drunk is driving through the city and his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over and asks, “Where have you been?â€Â

      “I've been to the pub,†slurs the drunk.

      “Well,†says the cop, “it looks like you've had quite a few.â€Â

      “I did alright,†the drunk says with a smile.

      “Did you know,†says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms, “that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?â€Â

      “Oh, thank heavens,†sighs the drunk. “For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf.â€Â

    • Joke of the Day: 12/10/04

      14 years ago

      XBOXFreak211

      An American businessman is on a business trip in Japan and hires a hooker. The whole night, this Japanese hooker keeps screaming: "Hoshimota! Hoshimota!" He can't quite remember what the word means, but he's sure he's pleased the hooker to best of his ability. The next morning, he goes to play a game of golf with his Japanese business partner when he makes a hole-in-one. Everyone is congratulating him in Japanese and he can't think anything to say but "HOSHIMOTA!" Concerned, his partner turns to him and says:

      "What do you mean it's in the wrong hole?"

    • Joke of the Day: 12/9/04

      14 years ago

      XBOXFreak211

      When Apollo Mission Astronaut Neil Armstrong first walked on the moon, he not only gave his famous "One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind," statement but followed it up with several remarks to the other astronauts and Mission Control.

      Just before he re-entered the lander, however, he made the enigmatic remark, "Good luck Mr. Gorsky."

      Many people at NASA thought it was a remark concerning some rival Soviet Cosmonaut.

      However, upon checking, there was no Gorsky in either the Russian or American space programs. Over the years, many people questioned Armstrong as to what the "Good luck Mr. Gorsky" statement meant, but Armstrong always just smiled.

      On July 5, 1995 in Tampa, Florida, while answering questions following a speech, a reporter brought up the 26-year-old question to Armstrong. This time he finally responded. Mr. Gorsky had finally died and so Neil Armstrong felt he could answer the question.

      Armstrong explained, "When I was a kid, I was playing baseball with a friend in the backyard. My friend hit a fly ball that landed in the front of his neighbor's bedroom windows. My neighbors were Mr. & Mrs. Gorsky. As I leaned down to pick up the ball, I heard Mrs. Gorsky shouting at Mr. Gorsky, "Oral sex! You want oral sex?! You'll get oral sex when the kid next door walks on the moon!"



      EDIT: just found out it's not true (debunked at www.snopes.com), but it's still hella funny.

    • Joke of the Day: 12/8/04

      14 years ago

      XBOXFreak211

      A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The salesgirl notices him and asks if she can help him.

      He answers that he looking for a box of tampons for his wife. She directs down the correct aisle. A few minutes later, he deposits a huge bag of cotton balls on the counter.

      She says, confused, "Sir, I thought you were looking for tampons for your wife?"

      "You see it's like this. Yesterday, I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came home with a tin of tobacco and some rolling paper. So, I figure, if I have to roll my own, SO DOES SHE!"

    • Joke of the Day: 12/7/04

      14 years ago

      XBOXFreak211

      A blonde owned a small business that she was about to lose, so she went to the church and prayed: “God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my business.â€Â

      She didn't win.

      So the next day she was about to lose her business and her car. She went to the church to pray: “God, if I don't win the lotto, I will lose my business and my car.â€Â

      Still, she didn't win.

      So the next day she was about to lose her buisness, her car and her house. She went to the church to pray: “God, if I don't win the lotto, I will loose my business, my car and my house.â€Â

      Then suddenly the blonde was surrounded by a blinding white light, and she heard the booming voice of God declare, “Buy a ticket.â€Â

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