Xephonblue

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    • monkey/heist

      13 years ago

      Xephonblue

      i was talkin to this girl the other day and uh.. she said, all guys want is sex.. and i go, listen, finish blowing me, and were gonna talk about this..later.

      haha, thats a lie

      hahaha, i just said that cuz it was funny

      she actually said that shes goes, thats all guys want nick, is sex. and i said to her, neh. i said theres other things that guys want besides sex, were just a little ebarrased to admit them, but im putting it out into the universe so that you can repsect and understand us for who we are as men.

      for example,any guy here, more than sex, if they had the choice of sex or this one other thing, any guy here, would rather be part of a heist.

      you know everytime you watch the movie, heat, youre like, i wanna do that.

      you just wanna be runnin down mainstreet with an ak47 goin "wheres the van?!?" "the van was supposed to be here!"

      we want that guy on the computer, whos like, gimme a minute, i just need one more minute, dude i need one more minute to hack into the mainframe, im in friendster, they rerouted me into friendster.i need a minute. and youre still goin "wheres the fuckin van?!!?"

      theres always that guy on the team too,he was a last minute replacement. hes not one of the original gang, but one of the other guys vouches for him, nono,dude, trust me, this guys cool, hes solid and hes cool. but hes not cool is he. he doesnt really say anything ever, right. he just stands there and looks cool, and then at one point, he might be like, "lets kill these bitches"

      i wanna be part of a heist and i wanna get shot right in the back of my leg. and be like "aw shit!" it stings, but it still makes me feel kinda cool. i just keep looking at the blood and goin "naw naw naw no, bleedin from the leg..wheres the van?!"

      we wanna be part of a heist, and then theres something else that we want even more than the heist, even more than sex. any guy here would love to have a monkey. a pet monkey.

      and people get mad, sometimes you say, aw id love to have a monkey, and theres always that one anti monkey person in the area, they over hear you and go "excuse me, i heard you saying you like to have a monkey, and thats a horrible idea, you do not a monkey, you do not want a monkey.

      theyre a monkey expert, and they start listin off all the reasons you cant have a monkey "lemme tell you a few things sir, if i could just have a minute,could i just explain a few things about monkeys. that maybe you dont know before you jump to your conclusion? ok? its more than just bananas and dancing with toothbrushes.ok? first of all, they crap in their own hand and throw it around in a festive manner, like theyre at a celebration of monkey poop and they make faces that are unaccepetable in society."

      i hear these things and im like, thats why i want a monkey,all those reasons. i dont want a nice little quiet monkey, i want an evil monkey, that i can dress in armor, give em a sword, have fights with him inside my place.

      how punked would you be drivin home from work knowing someplace in your house theres a monkey youre gonna battle?

      you walk in, EHIAHH!! monkey, you here?! EHIAHAHEH!! where are you? IM IN YOUR CLOSET! holy shit you just talked! I TAUGHT MYSELF TO TALK! this is incredibly odd. I KNOW, LETS FIGHT! ..ok.

      this would be the ultimate! what if after the heist, you jump into the van, and the monkey is driving the van! GET IN! WE GOTTA GO! WE GOTTA GO! WEVE GOTTA GO!

      makes me sad, cuz..i know itll never happen..

    • uhmm....no

      13 years ago

      Xephonblue

      MY FIRST TIME


      The sky was dark


      The moon was high


      All alone


      Just her and I


      Her hair so soft


      Her eyes so blue


      I knew just what


      She wanted to do


      Her skin so soft


      Her legs so fine


      I ran my fingers


      Down her spine


      I didn't know how


      But I tried my best


      To place my hand


      On her breasts


      I remember my fear


      My fast beating heart


      But slowly she spread


      Her legs apart


      And when she did it


      I felt no shame


      All at once


      The white stuff came


      At last it's finished


      It's all over now


      My first time


      Milking a cow!

    • All too quiet...

      14 years ago

      Xephonblue

      Us here at..well. my house..have noticed that its very quiet and nobody talks or sends messages anymore..were very lonely and wish for you all to begin doing so immediately.so...go.NOW. or u could just not and hurt our feelings..gus hee already hates you all..but if you send him a message hell be very happy and not cursing your names in the sleight possible concern that you might receive the hexes hes placed on each and every one of your heads....well have a nice night, and sleep tight everyone. .>_<.

    • Magical Trevor

      14 years ago

      Xephonblue

      Turns out i liked it.
      >_<



      Thanks Em.

    • It's all true! All the lies! or is it...

      14 years ago

      Xephonblue

      "A Perfect Plan"


      Oh the evenings grace,
      on her precious face.
      I try to disguise,
      the several unending lies.
      But no matter the cost,
      its not changing what I’ve lost.
      For years to come,
      thousands more will suffer,
      and how its run for some,
      I wont believe im tougher.
      Though having tried,
      still hurting with all my pride.
      I’ve called to them,
      the ones that have deceived you all,
      for I must condemn.
      And make them fall.
      For hurting my one,
      they’ve crossed the line,
      the line that’s run,
      for my intended sign.
      She is my one and only,
      to live without her love,
      they would kill to see,
      and how I would drift above.
      Can’t they see its love,
      like a hand to its glove?
      To dream of us alone again,
      it’s a perfect dream and a perfect plan.
      Oh how I wish to stay plain,
      and keep her love as long as I can.

    • Now for the last placers!

      14 years ago

      Xephonblue

      *Walks over to golfdude251 and reaches his hand out to give a handshake.Then he walks over to muffin_mouse and gives a pat on the back* congrats guys!

      Well...now that thats over and im all out of mod points..im gonna go do something good in the real world.im broke so no charity. and i dont have any skills except for like..football or basketball...eh..ill just go take a nap. cya everyone.

    • Late entry time!!

      14 years ago

      Xephonblue

      We've got a late entry from Ltpuddles and since im such a great guy, im gonna let him have his own place a new place called: Ltpuddles 1st and only place. well there you go, i enjoyed all the poems everybody and here are the winnings once again :


      1st. : Kagome04 -untitled
      2nd.: Atwa320-El Zarape and the Warriors of Entropy
      3rd. : inuyashablk-If i died
      4th. : Ltpuddles-untitled
      5th. : golfdude251- One last stand
      6th. : muffin_mouse-In Between
      7th. :muffin_mouse-BOMB
      8th. : golfdude251-untitled
      9th. : Aphrodites26-kayleen was kicked out and banned from teh contest!!she will be getting punishment.>_<

      Contest Prizes:
      1st>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>9 mods
      2nd>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>8 mods
      3rd>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>7 mods
      4th>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>5 mods
      5th>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3 mods
      6th>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>5 mods ^_^
      7th>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pat on the back
      8th>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hand shake
      9th>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i take kayleens shoes >_<
      Ltpuddles 1st and only place>>>>uhm...i think..uhh....ill give you...uhm...not a girl..uhm....ill give you...my wallet(noted...its empty)

      THE CONTESTS OVER!!!YAY!!! cya round everybody its been freaky

    • Cheese and Biscuits anyone?

      14 years ago

      Xephonblue

      Soooooooooooooooooooo.. i got a little bored sitting here seeing all these good poems so i decied to end the contest the 6th..which is tomorrow and also im giving out the results now..lol what i mean is that if there are no new entries by the 6th then these results are the final ones but i wont be handing the prizes out til the 6th. ^_^ Here ya go.vvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvv

      1st. : Kagome04 -untitled
      2nd.: Atwa320-El Zarape and the Warriors of Entropy
      3rd. : inuyashablk-If i died
      4th. : Ltpuddles-untitled
      5th. : golfdude251- One last stand
      6th. : muffin_mouse-In Between
      7th. :muffin_mouse-BOMB
      8th. : golfdude251-untitled
      9th. : Aphrodites26-kayleen was kicked out and banned from teh contest!!she will be getting punishment.>_<

      Contest Prizes:
      1st>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>9 mods
      2nd>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>8 mods
      3rd>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>7 mods
      4th>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>5 mods
      5th>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>3 mods
      6th>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>5 mods ^_^
      7th>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> pat on the back
      8th>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>hand shake
      9th>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> i take kayleens shoes >_<

      well thats it, i hope everyones happy after this if not just complain to me
      and im glad everyone did their best to do these. it really makes me happy..but really i didnt want to do a contest i just wanted all of you to try. and im glad you all made me so happy..
      everything will be awarded by the 6th happy trails!

    • Dont worry,i wont be entering myself in.

      14 years ago

      Xephonblue

      The one thing I never tried.

      Picture me as your best friend,
      ill stay with you until the end.
      Maybe someday ill choose to swallow,
      this pain thats seems to follow.
      The things and words i said were misjudged,
      in an era of peace, you were nudged,
      to parts mistaken on my hearts release.
      To apologize and stop all these lies,
      ive wished the best and got the worst,
      and hoped for things to fly high,
      to cease all the hateful things i have forced.
      To despise all i live for,
      and throw it at my frontdoor.
      The evenings come where ive relived,
      all the hurt ive had to give.
      Do we take this that youve given,
      can it fall unto heaven?
      I dont like you, not so much now,
      ive tried things to say how.
      But holding your hand,
      its gone too far,
      but maybe ill stand,
      so close to your star.
      And now that the end of our time,
      has past in my storyline.
      I hate the words good and bye,
      so surely someday ill reach out to the sky.

    • Contest anyone?

      14 years ago

      Xephonblue

      Okay..uhm..rules..you need those.. ok uhm, i want as many posts as i can get about this, because i love seeing other peoples work, it makes me smile. So the contest is poetry, and if anyone gets discoraged about this by its name, then youre perfect for it. Because poetry comes from the heart, maybe someone whos had a bad life, a person who cant stand life anymore, the hiding smiling loveless soul. Anybody can write poetry and if you dont think so youre wrong. So i wanna see everyone atleast try. Because im getting sick of my own work..
      I will not judge people by like or dislikes , only by how much they worked on it or how much they really put their lives into it.

      So.. 1st place: 7 mod points
      2nd place: 5 mod points
      3rd place: 3 mod points
      4th place: 1 mod point
      5th place: a pat on the back
      6th place: a handshake
      7th place: a kick on the legs
      8th place: i take your shoes
      9th place: 6 mod points(haha first time to see that its better to get last!)

      and i really dont want this to be a waste of my time and have only like 5 comments and no poems.. i really wanna see something..please? ^_^

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  • Comments (34)

    • NXFURY

      13 years ago

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      Rammstein

      you have been marked!

    • Sango

      13 years ago

      Think about this... You may not realize it, but it's 100% true. *PLEASE READ THIS WHOLE POST IT'S SO DAMN TRUE*
      1. At least 2 people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
      2. At least 15 people in this world love you in some way.
      3. The only reason anyone would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
      4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
      5. Every night, SOMEONE thinks about you before they go to sleep.
      6. You mean the world to someone.
      7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
      8. You are special and unique.
      9. Someone that you don't even know exists, loves you.
      10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
      11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
      12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
      13. Always remember the compliments you received. Forget about the rude remarks.
      14. Always tell someone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
      15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

      add this as a comment to ten of ur friends tonight and at midnight your true love will find you. Something good will happen to you at 2:25 tomorrow. Get ready for the biggest shock of your life.

    • TheGreenGuy

      13 years ago

      Dude, it's the same thing at every school.

    • TheGreenGuy

      13 years ago

      Dude, I see you got a 360. Anywho, how's Irmo been treating ya?

    • TheGreenGuy

      13 years ago

      Yeah, football is definately better than basketball, but that's probably just us.

    • TheGreenGuy

      13 years ago

      Yeah, I get to edit the post before double post. Hurray for sponsor abilities.

      Post edited 2/13/06 2:48PM

    • TheGreenGuy

      13 years ago

      Heh, I don't remember if we lost at basketball but I know we won at Football.

    • Kagome04

      13 years ago

      Omg your actually on... amazing~~~!!! smiley11.gifsmiley0.gif

    • TheGreenGuy

      13 years ago

      heh, you wore shorts. Well, I know how you feel dude, I was locked outside of my house for an hour and thirty minutes.

    • TheGreenGuy

      13 years ago

      Dude, it is fucking cold. I just forgot my house key and god damn, I still can't feel my fingers.

    • TheGreenGuy

      13 years ago

      nananananana, nanananananana! We won, 35-30. It may not seem a lot to you right now, it's just that it's two years in a row, and we've lost about 20 years running.

    • TheGreenGuy

      13 years ago

      Yea, we definatly should. Dutch Fork is also doing pretty well this year. I don't care if my bro is on the team or not, I'm not going. You guys trashed a street near my school.. I mean, I can just walk to it so I should know. We bet you yesterday on b team, but our jv lost, so DFvsIrmo= 1-1

    • TheGreenGuy

      13 years ago

      Dude, here we go. Week of Irmo vs. DF. Who's going to win, I don't know. I don't really care either... We won last year and broke a 21 year record I think of us losing. Let's see if DF can beat Irmo again.

    • TheGreenGuy

      13 years ago

      Yeah, I know. It is a pretty dumb school. I don't really care for my football team. The only reason I actually pay attention is because my brother's on varsity football.

    • omo

      13 years ago

      hey, watch amuro90 and tell him in his journal that i told you to... thanks... love omo

    • TheGreenGuy

      13 years ago

      I go to Dutch Fork. I guess we're rival football teams now. Oh fun for us. As soon as we win or lose, one of use won't hear the end of it!

    • TheGreenGuy

      13 years ago

      Hey, you never got back to me on what High School you were going to! Damnit. It's been two month's already. You asked and I get no reply.

    • Sango

      14 years ago

      hey do u know Tomorrow is national "i love you day" If you get this that means your loved. Send this to 10 people in the next 143 mins. and tomorrow will be ur best day ever! HURRY!! Tonight @ 12 your true love will realize that they love you.Something good will happen to u @ 1-4 pm tomorrow, it could be anywhere. Get ready for the biggest shock of ur life, if u break this chain u will be cursed w/ relationship problems for the next 10 years

    • ElAzulArania

      14 years ago

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      Enjoy!Made em' Myslef!

    • Aphrodites26

      14 years ago

      TAG YOU ARE IT!


      The Game of Tag
      If I tagged you... HA! You now have to follow the rules of the game:

      -You cannot tag someone who tagged you
      -You should tag at least 5 other people (those with 4 or less will be punished by flogging or any other way I can think of)
      -Random tagging is accepted
      -All tagging should be done in the personal comments section on the homepage of the tag-ee
      -Do not eat a live chicken
      -This game is only fun if people participate
      -The goal is for everyone on the site to get tagged EVENTUALLY
      -If you decide to participate, post the rules in your journal or link them to this journal
      -I have a space monkey in my pics section
      -There is no violence until I change the game to capture the flag
      -When capture the flag breaks out, the teams will cluck like chickens until I am satisfied (....???)

    • Kagome04

      14 years ago

      seriously im not the crazy anime girl you read below she is my split personality and there is nothing i can do to stop her outbursts like this lmao

      XD

      Nick your awesome keep writin those poems k?!?!

    • Kagome04

      14 years ago

      I LUVS NICKY LOL
      NICKY I LUVS YOU lmao

      XXXXXXXOOOOOOO,
      <333333333,
      Kagome

      like my comment lmao : D XD im gonna be laughing for awhile : D

    • Aphrodites26

      14 years ago

      nooooooooooo
      but graham crackers arent furry.......
      well unless..... unless your cat puts a furball on it which would just be gross but ya

      kitties are better

      that is all

    • Xephonblue

      14 years ago

      awwww...no...you cant..but you can have graham crackers!!!!

    • Aphrodites26

      14 years ago

      AWW can i have her?? my mom wont let me get another one ... *tear tear*

    • Xephonblue

      14 years ago

      omg thats so kool! my kitty is black all over and has a few white spots on her tummy,shes so cute.i wuv he so very much...aww..good kitty.

    • Aphrodites26

      14 years ago

      well thats good to know

      wait you seriously have a kitty named kitty??
      I DO TOO!!!
      and im not kidding she is black and gray and brown and ive had her my whole life

    • Xephonblue

      14 years ago

      nooooo..i mean its the same for everybody, i treat my friends equally

    • Aphrodites26

      14 years ago

      OHH i see how it is you said even me tear tear thanks a lot i feel oh so special

    • Xephonblue

      14 years ago

      lol im not graham cracker dude..i just share all my graham crackers with everyone no matter what, even you..there ya go, take some.^_^

    • Aphrodites26

      14 years ago

      wow your name is Nick? i only knew you as ghram cracker dude

    • Xephonblue

      14 years ago

      maybe.....maybe i was serious...maybe i wasnt..but alot of times im more serious than nonserious...so its probably serious..

    • Xephonblue

      14 years ago

      nice scene azine, ill go pick one up today

    • sexyGCgurl66

      14 years ago

      haha hey were you serious on that thing in my journal? lol

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