Xsonz

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from Arba, NC

  • Activity

    • Internet

      9 years ago

      Xsonz

      Your not my bff any longer.

    • Fords dick waving contest

      9 years ago

      Xsonz

      2010FRD015a_640_01.jpg
      This, is the late model Ford Fusion. I know what your thinking, this is, in fact, a limp dick hippie tree hugging superhybrid fag fest Taurus with a face lift and a boob job. And you would be right, if this where 2009. Though the national superhybrid designed to eat Japanese hybrids for breakfast with a side of carrots is still avaliable, it has decided to order a steak dinner this particulier afternoon.
      ford-35-litre-ecoboost-v-6-engine.jpg
      This, is a V6. Looks like any other V6? You will find this is alot different than most V6's you've come across. This particulier V6 is the brand new Ecoboost DOHC twin turbocharged 3.5 Ford has been working on for a little while. This motors all about numbers. Big ones. Numbers like 355 horsepower. Numbers like 350 fp of torque. Numbers like 30 miles to the gallon. These numbers have never been seen on a V6 before at the same time. Not only is this engine capable of reaching a very high powerband, it also reaches it very, very quickly. Lets say we have a Dodge Ram with a 5.7 V8 in it. It produces 330 horsepower (less than the 3.5) and it produces 390 fp of torque (more than the 3.5) at a little under 3000 rpms. Very impressive power, and torque. The 3.5 reachs 350 fp of torque at 1500 rpms. FIFTEENFUCKINGHUNDRED RPFUCKINMS. Its very obvious ford likes there new V6 as well. There putting it in the full size Flex hybrid as well, along with the taurus, and a modified varient in V6 Mustangs. Its official. Ford has the biggest dick for now.

    • Review- The Ford Escape

      9 years ago

      Xsonz

      ford-escape-1.jpgmy grandma owns one, my great aunt owns one, my parents have owned two, and im sure im forgeting a couple. But i have never really took the time to dig into these things. I have always been under the impression its just a ford focus in a fat suit. Turns out I was wrong. Big time. Its a fucking blast to drive. I've been taking my grandmas car to the shop recently to run some tests (makes alot of road noise) but I never expected to like it at all, much less love it. For one, despite being one of the smallest SUV's on the market, the interior is gyfuckinnormous. The dash and seating is favorable in size to a new Jeep Grand Cherekee, and tons of leg room. And lest ye forget, the horsepower department. The powerplant consist of 3 liters of Duratec V6 fury, with coil per plug systems and the torque converter off a fucking rally car (as if 200 horses and 200 fp wasint good enough) it accelerates from 0-60 in 8.8 seconds, but its geared for top end I feel. Its extremly touchy, every quarter centimeter of the pedel is felt in the car (wich is good, becouse you cant feel the fucking feather pussy pedel in the first place) The handling department is not lacking either, featuring independent suspension, and an extremly light chassis for any size SUV, it drives more like a focus than an explorer, and everyone knows how fun focuses are known to be. On top of all this, its not a bad offroad performer. The model I drove was the base front wheel drive, and still handled itself well in the very unforgiving mud parking lots of LCC. They use a very interesting 4x4 system in other models, wich has a sort of clutch on the rear differential that only activates when the front needs help. Instead of a high range and low range, all it is is a switch that activates four wheel drive, The only difference is the clutch activates sooner than normal mode. This comes together to make a dependable nessecity offroader, and still providing the capability to just have a little fun with friends in the dirt. I did not have high expectations for this car, but I can honostly say its my favorite compact SUV avaliable. Period.

      The figures-
      Power- (200 horse, 200 torque) Above average, more than enough power to have fun with

      Handling (Independent all around suspension, low weight, well balanced) Excellent, loves the street, and has fun in the dirt

      Mileage (V6 24 average) Fair, not bad, average for the engine specs
      Looks (suttle cues of many different personalities, but not enough to make it look like to much of one or the other) Some people would say sporty, some would say ugly, some would say carlike, some would say truck like. Some see a chick car, some see a pickup truck Its styling is by no means ground breaking, and is very very conservative (the early models, the latest one is much more attractive)

      Bottom line, if you need a car that can get your groceries, take the kids to school, take a bunch of friends partying, or light offroading, and you like hauling fair amounts of ass in tight corners, you cant really go wrong with the escape. I feel Ford tried to build a vehical that hits on every level one way or another. Wich is pretty impressive, considering this is fords first modern compact SUV and they started from scratch. The newest model is more attractive, drives smoother, and has more metal in its construction, making it stronger. But the older model is faster (though very touchy) so if your in it for the fun, get an older one. If your in it for the utility with some fun tossed in, get the new one. This should be a car for anyone with there priorities in order, and knows a good buy when they see one. (unlike Caleb)

    • So yea...

      9 years ago

      Xsonz

      I fired two highbrass shells at one time one handed a few days ago. Please ask

    • Model 315 disassembly

      9 years ago

      Xsonz

      Shotgundisassembly001.jpg The shotgun, before disassembly
      Shotgundisassembly004.jpg
      I pryed up at this little thumb slot in the foregrip to seperate it from the gun
      Shotgundisassembly005.jpg
      The barrel, foregrip, and action seperated
      Shotgundisassembly006.jpg
      When I first put it back together, and opened the break point, the front end just opened up 90 degrees. I thought I broke it for a moment. Turns out that tiny piece on the end of the foregrip, pushes up on a lever that both cocks the hammers, and prevents the gun from falling open to far. That fell out, and I had no clue where it went. I kept a cool head and eventually found where it belonged.
      Shotgundisassembly007.jpg
      the gun, without the foregrip.
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      open action (im in love with the trigger guard)
      Shotgundisassembly009.jpg
      this small spring loaded lever holds the barrel to the foregrip, and the foregrip holds the barrel to the action. God help me if I break it.
      After disassembly, I tested the barrel for a bad rib (held it up with one finger and hit it with a hammer :D) It produced a flat, short note. Bad. My barrel is damaged, and though is still solid, and in fully working order, probably is not as effective as it could be. I may seek out a full length new barrel in the future. I want to keep using this gun, but the barrel has been sawed off by a dumbass a long time ago, and that in conjuction with its age could have damaged the rib and the gun may have warped. Its never been especially effective (complete shit at skeet shooting) a longer, newer barrel would probably make it leagues more effective. But I have no idea where prices run, and if I can even purchase a late model barrel for this gun. All in all, im glad I took the time to take it apart, I had no idea about the barrel, and gives me a little incentive to get my hands on a new one. Anyways, thanks for checking out what ive been up too. And I just had to bring back the picture below, its so awesome.
      thespringfieldShotgun002.jpg

    • HOLY SHIT

      9 years ago

      Xsonz

      I just realized I can take apart my shotgun :o Expect much more detailed disassembly and rebuild pics in the near future! I was messing with the foregrip, and I felt it give a little. expecting to find buried treasure inside, I pulled on it and the foregrip fell right off. At first I was like OHFUCKIBROKEMYFAMILYSSACREDSHOTGUN but after thinking a second, I broke open the barrel and tada, the barrel slides out. I quickly put it back together, just to make sure I could, and i did so with no trouble. Im going to disassemble it agian for build pics and maybe just a dust wipeoff, but all in all on first glance it looked pretty clean, considering. But i might just buy another double barrel one day to take apart and play with, this one is way to valuable to damage.

    • Model 315 SxS 20 ga "Springfield"

      9 years ago

      Xsonz

      As it turns out, thats my shotguns exact model. Springfield is one of a few names dubbed for the gun by the company that was etched on the side. (ive also seen a Riverside, as example) I recently "serviced" the gun (removed the trigger guard and cleaned it, the trigger plate, and so on) after doing this, I did a little research. "L Stevens Arms co." is written on it, and only went by this name between 1896-1916, before the plant was bought out by Savage, and was simply named "stevens" up to 1990. So, my gun is AT LEAST 94 years old. Stevens arms specialized in cheap, reliable western firearms, and favors shooters more than collectors. Did not build alot of pretty and shiny guns, but versitle and dependable ones that last for generations (four, in my case) They also built Mosin Nagant rifles for war efforts. They also built a bolt action shotgun, wich kinda gives me a gungasm. Am i a gun nut if I "technically" own one gun?
      thespringfieldShotgun008.jpg Took a slightly damp washcloth, just to get the dust off the trigger guard and the triggers.
      thespringfieldShotgun009.jpg They just dont make sexy trigger guards like they used too.
      thespringfieldShotgun011.jpg It did look really cool without the guard, but what doisint?
      thespringfieldShotgun002.jpg
      Groovy.

    • the truck

      9 years ago

      Xsonz

      Is 150% fixed. Turns out i had a bad coil pack. Did it in my backyard, so the fucking fuckers wouldint be standing over me fucking everything up. Test drove it, ran flawlessly. I will drive it to school tomarrow, and i will have a more diffenitive report, but im pretty confident im done for a while.

    • sound familier?

      9 years ago

      Xsonz

      Thats like using your first pencil and deciding "this is the only pencil I will ever use, EVER" and soon the pencil tip snaps but you keep using it, and you cant do your work. You hold on to the one good memory of the first good paper you wrote with it, in hopes it magicly becomes new agian, and it never does. Only until the pencil snaps in half and impales your palm, crippling your writing hand for months when you start to realize "maybe Pens arint that hard to find after all"

    • eh.

      9 years ago

      Xsonz

      I dont like roosterteeth anymore. Its not so much the site, its just everyone here is an ass. All of my "friends" never respond, and if I ever try to make a new friend, they are either anal condescending buttfucks with a swordfish up there ass, or there capacity of mental stimulation can be reached in 15 minutes. No one here is worthy of my time anymore, with very few acceptions. (try less than 5) I dont really know what to think anymore. Otherwise, today went pretty ok I guess, got my truck back together, im greasy as a motherfucker. The good news, I raced a Corvette Stingray from the stoplights three times, and beat him off the line every time. (though the third time he got tired of it, and he broke the back end lose beating me to 60, he was really cool :D) Bad news is, my truck hasint ceased having issues entirely. But come on, I beat a corvette off the light. I still love that thing.

  • Comments (5993)

    • Cutlasslord

      10 years ago

      God I wish this bitch would leave... She keeps trying to whisper stuff about me to my sister while I'm not in the room but I can still fucking hear it. Then when I do walk in the room, she just bitches me out straight to my face. Maybe she should get a fucking life of her own to live instead of trying to live mine.

    • casmarie

      10 years ago

      In reply to Xsonz:

      lol its not just for you, me getting on early means I get to play with my british friend... good thing he's an insomniac . I always post a journal when I'm about to start a gaming session, so just watch out for that

    • casmarie

      10 years ago

      In reply to Xsonz:

      I'll do it when I get up... but first I have to go to bed, i'll try to get on early but theres always the risk I'll sleep through my alarm

    • casmarie

      10 years ago

      In reply to Xsonz:

      your sunday, my monday.. basically around 16+ hours from now

    • Timo99

      10 years ago

      I got my new laptop, and I also got Left 4 Dead for it. Talk to me on AIM sometime my negro

    • Cutlasslord

      10 years ago

      Screw you.... I hate my eyelashes.

    • casmarie

      10 years ago

      In reply to Xsonz:

      it is a pretty fun game, I just don't recommend trying to do one campaign on expert for 6 hours straight. No we didn't get it.

    • casmarie

      10 years ago

      In reply to Xsonz:

      yeah I definitely haven't played you yet, I'll be on on my monday, playing L4D probably, thats roughly your sunday night

    • GrEeNdAy4Eva

      10 years ago

      alrightiesss

    • GrEeNdAy4Eva

      10 years ago

      your not bothersome if that what youre thinking

    • casmarie

      10 years ago

      In reply to Xsonz:

      whats your gamertag then? ... Nope, nothing going on up there lol Its not an oxymoron, its not drawing in the sense of say drawing a picture, its in the sense of reaching for something that isn't there

    • GrEeNdAy4Eva

      10 years ago

      oh fun fun, i hope everything goes well.

    • casmarie

      10 years ago

      In reply to Xsonz:

      I don't think we have

    • casmarie

      10 years ago

      In reply to Xsonz:

      I've been using drawing as a way to procrastinate lol My life's starting to speed up too, especially seeing as my time at uni is drawing to a close. It was good to hear from you again :)

    • GrEeNdAy4Eva

      10 years ago

      yeah i havent really been on here lately
      but any wayss whats upp?

    • GrEeNdAy4Eva

      10 years ago

      heyy heyy

    • casmarie

      10 years ago

      In reply to Xsonz:

      I've been a little slack with the website lately as well, other than drawing the occasional portrait. Not much going on here, been pretty busy with Uni. Whats up with you?

    • casmarie

      10 years ago

      In reply to Xsonz:

      its you! :O long time no type

    • Cutlasslord

      10 years ago

      wait... so you can't hog up internet on the xbox but you can on the computer?

    • Cutlasslord

      10 years ago

      I just got on and you weren't there... stupid bastard! smile.png

    • Linh

      10 years ago

      the turtle one? yeah i guess it looks ok

    • Linh

      10 years ago

      oh ok

      and i have no idea what you're on about

    • huntergriff

      10 years ago

      WHY YES I WOULD, GOOD SIR!

    • Cutlasslord

      10 years ago

      Guess fucking what... I figured out why the internet connection in my apartment is so shitty!

    • huntergriff

      10 years ago

      'ello guvna

    • Cutlasslord

      10 years ago

      I think AIM hates my internet connection. it works fine until I try to use AIM!

    • brunettebabe

      10 years ago

      haha aw well thanks :)

    • Cutlasslord

      10 years ago

      Woo... interwebz works again... maybe I'll try getting my ass kicked at BF1943 for a while again!

    • Cutlasslord

      10 years ago

      God damn my sister's a fucking moron... How in the hell did we come from the same gene pool... I swear. I must be adopted.

    • ryori

      10 years ago

      You almost got it right, drop the e at the end.
      And thank you.
      Thats one of my favorite shirts<3
      Gotta support my house :D

    • ryori

      10 years ago

      Thats what i said when i found it :P

    • ryori

      10 years ago

      I saw this and thought of you.

      www.musiciansthreads.com/img/Vintage-Guitars.jpg

    • Cutlasslord

      10 years ago

      dude... why the fuck would anyone want to drink that shit?

    • Shado13

      10 years ago

      Nifty smiley0.gif There's a lighter that looks like a double barrel shotgun in Gettysburg I must have smiley1.gif

    • Cutlasslord

      10 years ago

      This is gonna make you laugh... I have an interview tomorrow with an "environmental" company in Topeka.

    • Cutlasslord

      10 years ago

      Must see!

    • ryori

      10 years ago

      MAKES MUSIC FOR ME.
      NOW!

      You mean like that?

    • ryori

      10 years ago

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

      Go get it!

    • ryori

      10 years ago

      No you're noooot D:

      I texted you back "Mornin'" and you haven't said anythingg.

    • ryori

      10 years ago

      Aww<3

      I'll talk to you darlin' :]

    • haloguru2552

      10 years ago

      There was a mint condition '89 5.0L GT that rolled into work one day. Had 2K original miles. Had the factory tires on it, the thing was garaged for 20 years.

    • haloguru2552

      10 years ago

      Did it run?

    • queenspammy

      10 years ago

      Yes.

      My posterior is quite large.

      The 3 months I put into shrinking it made it larger.

    • ryori

      10 years ago

      Thats alright.

      And everyone likes Amber.

      You don't have to go if you don't want, i just thought i wold throw the offer out there... :/

    • ryori

      10 years ago

      Well thats good.
      Amber said that if i invite you then you have to bring a boy friend. Which works out anyway cause i dont like going to amusement parks with and odd number of people anyway.

    • ryori

      10 years ago

      Go to Carowinds with meeee.

    • ryori

      10 years ago

      It was really bad.
      We didnt get paid for last Thursday or Friday.
      I worked 6 hours friday. Thats a pretty nice chunk of money for me. Thats the night i work the most :/

    • ryori

      10 years ago

      Not even 150... it was horrible. we didn't get paid for two days because my boss was at the beach... that money better be on my next pay check or else i'm raising hell.

      My day was boring.. i worked 12-4 then came home and slept :/
      I'm fixing me some food now.
      I need something to do though.

    • ryori

      10 years ago

      I do too.

      Damn D:

      I wouldn't have the money to go anyway... my pay check was shit this week...

    • ryori

      10 years ago

      Ohhh no.
      No hammer and all that going against my skin. No thank you.

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