Yard_Puma

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    • Movie

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    • Earthbound vid

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      Finally got a movie put together. Check it out here:

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdNb_vRrnp4

      If you haven't played Earthbound it might not make much sense, and the audio is pretty wonky, but I'm pretty proud of it. It's part of a contest based on number of views, so if you like it, click the lick repeatedly for me, would ya?

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    • All Go Here

      11 years ago

      Yard_Puma

      I haven't been on in so long, I doubt if anyone remembers me. Anyhoo, check out this link. It's for a youttube contest that's based on the number of views, so check out this link several times. If you've played Earthbound for Super Nintendo, you might get it. If you haven't.......watch it anyway. Audio's kind of bad in some places, and then again the audio is what makes it shine in some places, so stick with it. Stick with it at least 20 different times:

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdNb_vRrnp4

    • Awesome

      12 years ago

      Yard_Puma

      Kingdom Hearts II: Final Mix+ is coming out and I'm freakin' stoked. You should be too:

      www.play-asia.com/paOS-13-71-43-77-8-49-en-15-kingdom+hearts+2+final+mix-70-1smf.html

      Woot!

    • I hate you and I hate the bands you like

      12 years ago

      Yard_Puma

      Yeah, the assholes across the hall from me are attempting to quote Red vs. Blue. Emphasis on attempting. There's absolutely nothing I hold more sacred than the text of RvB (the Bible aside), and they're doing one hell of a job of slaughtering it. "What in sam hell is a Puma? You mean like the shoe company?" has been turned into "What's a Puma? You mean like a Tiger?" Seriously, dude, what the fuck? I hope the almighty flag casts them into the pit of dispair.

    • And For Those Keeping Score....

      13 years ago

      Yard_Puma

      this is my fourth post in a year of being on here, but I don't care that much. I'm just here to be a sponser and binge on Red vs. Blue. So for those who care, thank you for reading this. If you're here for the pictures, why the hell haven't you clicked on the link? And for those wasting time, like me, thank you for choosing to read this highly esteemed piece of internet dribble. Four posts...each done at the peak of boredom...probably be writing more of these seeing as college has stripped me of all other forms of entertainment. And so the fun begins...
      Thank you Rooster Teeth for keeping me company...even at a half hour to midnight. You are amazing.

    • On the Subject of Public Bathrooms

      13 years ago

      Yard_Puma

      Give me feedback on this essay I had to write. I like it.

      On The Subject Of Public Bathrooms
      By C.J. Lunbeck



      I’d like to start off with a little survey. Question #1: Are you afraid of getting germs from public bathrooms? Question #2: When in a public bathroom, do you cover the seat with toilet paper? Question #3: Do you require a piece of paper covering your hand in order to flush, turn on the faucet, or activate any other lever button or mechanical device in a public bathroom. If you have answered yes to any of these questions, you are a goddamn idiot.
      A quick note about toilets, your ass is the only thing that touches the seat. Unless you are horribly deformed, this is the only piece of anyone’s anatomy that ever touches it. A quick note about the human ass, it is made of flesh, and does not carry diseases. The only part about someone’s ass that is disgusting is the actual hole, and I don’t think that anyone is going to be so disgusting that they’re actual asshole touches the toilet seat. Therefore, covering the seat is a pointless waste of time the only hinders others. If there’s piss on the seat, okay, wipe it off. I understand that. But if you’re afraid that the piss didn’t get absorbed and that you should put more paper on the seat, you are a goddamn idiot. The paper is good enough to dry shit out of your very asshole, but it’s not good enough to remove piss off a seat. What the crap is that?
      Next, the paper over the hand trick. Come on, dude, leave it. It’s not going to kill you to touch the handle ‘cause you know 10 seconds later you’ll be washing your hand in the sink. If you’re still squeamish, I have a suggestion. Why not use you foot to flush it instead? That way, nothing gets on you. So what if you leave even more dangerous germs on it. At least you won’t be killed by that deadly disease that your afraid lurks behind every corner. And if everyone does it, than no one will ever have to worry again. So tell your friends, and let’s start flushing!
      Finally, the need to pull the same trick on sinks too. What the hell. It’s a freaking sink, for Christ’s sake! Who cares if the faucet’s dirty or clean, you’re about to wash your hands in, like, .5 seconds anyway. Who gives a crap? All you’re doing is wasting good paper that could be used to dry someone’s hands. And if you use that same paper to dry your hands, your hands have just gotten dirty again. In your never ending quest for hygiene, you’re in fact being less hygienic than you were before.
      So cut the myths, buck up, and start using public paper for the sole purpose of hand washing and ass wiping. Because, let’s face it, you’re not going to die from taking a shit. And if you think so, you are a goddamn idiot.

    • 10 Reasons You Should Play EarthBound

      13 years ago

      Yard_Puma

      1. Because I said so.
      2. So you can actually know where Ness comes from.
      3. So you can eat hamburgers out of trash cans.
      4. Where else can you fight a "New Age Retro Hippie?"
      5. So you can find a pair of contacts in the desert and get a pair of dirty socks in return.
      6. To throw those dirty socks at an enraged buffalo.
      7. To eat opium laced cake at a beach resort.
      8. So you can meet a Mr. Saturn.
      9. To cause severe bodily harm to teddy bears.
      10. To give condidence back to shy smurfs.

      If you have no idea what I'm talking about, play Earthbound.
      If you understood everything I just said, play it again.

      New pictures coming soon.

    • Bitchin'!!

      14 years ago

      Yard_Puma

      YES! Trocadero finally has new songs. Can't wait for the next CD. You guys ROCK!

    • 2019 years ago

      Yard_Puma
  • About Me

  • Comments (32)

    • HSE007

      11 years ago

      hey where are you

    • gear_head26

      12 years ago

      awesome piks!!

    • Tweezer510

      12 years ago

      I never gave u a reason to hate me. . .or did I?

    • Neitsmmar

      12 years ago

      nice profile

    • curren27

      12 years ago

      wat are u doing?

    • deanGTF

      12 years ago

      read my Latest Journal about the Dark Angel Revival Protest - Barcode day 07. keep telling people about it and pass this message on plz!!!!

    • xreaperx

      12 years ago

      hay how r u doing

    • brdnnr

      12 years ago

      Thanks a lot!!! I was browsing through your pics and now I have to go take a cold shower!!! Stupid hot girls and their stupid hot bodies... lol

    • footballjock

      12 years ago

      HOTTIES CONTEST HERE! ENTER!

    • LoudShadow

      12 years ago

      sweet profile

    • Sidewinder08

      12 years ago

      i agree with u about the retards quoting RvB, if u must quote sumthing then u must say the right lines and u have 2 at least attempt 2 sound like the person u r quoting

    • sgtlogan

      12 years ago

      wher does everyone get these AWeSOME pics of half naked girls

      who cares there hot

    • 10101

      12 years ago

      IF U GET NEW PIX POST ME A COMMENT AND TELL ME AND I WILL CHECK THEM OUT!!!!!!!!!

    • bendecko

      12 years ago

      hey,
      thx for accepting my friend request
      the more friends the better

    • 76ers

      13 years ago

      Keep it real girl

    • freelancer92

      13 years ago

      hey im having a contest in my journal. if you want to join leave a comment in it! thanks and tell your friends!

    • Aeryth

      13 years ago

      ha oops
      i hate these things

    • Aeryth

      13 years ago

      1. To yourself, say the name of the only
      guy or girl you wanna be with 3
      times!
      *************************************************************
      2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
      within the next week and say it to your self 6
      times!!
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      >>
      3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
      yourself 9 times!!!
      -----------------------------------------------------------------------
      4. Think of something that you want to happen
      between you and that 1special person and say
      it to your self 12 times!!!
      --------------------------------------------------------------------
      5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
      you scroll down focus and
      concentrate on it and think on nothing
      else but that wish.
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      Now make one last &final wish about that one wish that you picked.
      After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
      you wished for will come true within in one week!
      u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
      crush!!!
      Keep going down
      Keep going
      Keep going
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
      your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!
      Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
      letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you
      break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
      stories.

      First Example:
      Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
      up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid
      since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn\'t pay any attention to
      it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad
      got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the
      letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.

      Second Example:
      Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
      nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
      your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in
      the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The
      next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever
      since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of
      course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and
      married each other to live happily forever.

      Third Example:
      Now if you couldn\'t relate to the others, this\'ll
      get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
      getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but
      not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his
      friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and
      he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few
      friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that
      same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his
      dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and
      play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend
      gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
      Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin\' wild!
      the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
      ever since.

      Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i\'d rather
      be, but thats up to you. I wouldn\'t wanna end up like Barbra but thats
      only me. We all want what we cant have but now\'s ur chance to go out with
      that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send
      this to-
      1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
      life.....forever!!!!!
      10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
      friend......ONLY!!!!!
      15 people- your crush will say they like you
      20 people- your crush will ask you out!
      25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
      35 people or more- All of the above!!
      Don\'t blow it, it\'s ur chance to shine! Have
      everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
      friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It\'s simple, just go in a
      chat room, pick some names and send away! but here\'s the catch.....you only
      have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to everyone u
      know and keep it going

    • darkwhisp3r

      13 years ago

      ringcontest.jpg

    • stoggy

      13 years ago

      dont ask why im doin this... i really dont know...
      letter from a friend on the computer, did what it told me to, and within a
      week, everything I had wished came true!! Here's an exact copy, this really
      works!!!!
      *************************************************************
      1. To yourself, say the name of the only
      guy or girl you wanna be with 3
      times!
      *************************************************************
      2. Think of something you wanna accomplish
      within the next week and say it to your self 6
      times!!
      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      >>
      3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to
      yourself 9 times!!!
      -----------------------------------------------------------------------
      4. Think of something that you want to happen
      between you and that 1special person and say
      it to your self 12 times!!!
      --------------------------------------------------------------------
      5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as
      you scroll down focus and
      concentrate on it and think on nothing
      else but that wish.
      * *
      * *
      * *
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      Now make one last &final wish about that one wish that you picked.
      After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what
      you wished for will come true within in one week!
      u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
      crush!!!
      Keep going down
      Keep going
      Keep going
      !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
      Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was
      your last chance. Now pay very close attention this important message!
      Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain
      letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1863 and if you
      break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these
      stories.

      First Example:
      Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl,
      up till she got this same chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid
      since kindergarden. when she got this mail she didn't pay any attention to
      it. She just thought, no big deal. And deleted it. The next day her dad
      got fired and her mom dies in a car crash. If she would have sent the
      letter none of that would have happened and her mom would be alive.

      Second Example:
      Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average
      nerd. Had glasses, was short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
      your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51 people in
      the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd grade. The
      next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for him ever
      since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out, and of
      course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up and
      married each other to live happily forever.

      Third Example:
      Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll
      get ya hooked. Listen to this. A kid named Jordan Johnson was just
      getting on AOL to check his mail. He was a quiet kid, not that popular but
      not a geek either. he was just normal. He saw he had mail from his
      friend. It was this exact letter. Now Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and
      he knew what could happen if he didnt pass it on. He simply pulled a few
      friends from his buddy list and sent it along. The next day, about that
      same time, he got a phone call. It said he had won the lottery! then his
      dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him Nintendo64 and
      play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer, and his best friend
      gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp
      Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild!
      the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out
      ever since.

      Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
      be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats
      only me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out with
      that special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send
      this to-
      1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love
      life.....forever!!!!!
      10 people- your crush will say they like you as a
      friend......ONLY!!!!!
      15 people- your crush will say they like you
      20 people- your crush will ask you out!
      25 people- your crush will kiss you!!
      35 people or more- All of the above!!
      Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have
      everything u wanted, and more! Now, complaining cus u dont have any
      friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a
      chat room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch.....you only
      have one hour to send it after being read. Please pass this to everyone u
      know and keep it going

    • RvB_freak72

      13 years ago

      hahaha, I like the hot dog thing. which countries???
      I bet they're all 3rd world countries where they don't even eat food. lol

    • geonex88

      13 years ago

      your last image was borderline NSFW, it was removed.

    • Yard_Puma

      13 years ago

      Awesome, thanks

    • Luigi_Flore

      13 years ago

      here ya go dude smiley1.gif
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    • Ian117 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      He has some new contest out the answer is one off theses...
      raw, smackdown, Hogan nose best, anything WWE, TNA impact, anything on history channel, overthere, Rescue Me, LATE NIGHT WITH Conan O'Brien(funny as hell), War at Home

      DELETE THIS AFTER WARDS SO HE DOSENT KNOW

      BEAST2555

    • Junkie_XXX

      13 years ago

      I'm in the 2nd round of Vertigoround's contest. Could you please vote for me?
      If you don't like these kinda messages or if you've already voted, you can delete this.

      smiley9.gifHere smiley9.gif

    • ReadySetBlow

      13 years ago

      ohh and i go to Northwest...

    • ReadySetBlow

      13 years ago

      how about you give me a call well i would give you my nu,ber but i don't want random ppl calling me. Do you know a David Cox? he goes to Prep i know quite a few guys who go to prep. anyway yeah umm if you have AIM or MSN mesanger tell me and ill give you my SNs and then i can tell you my number.
      Makala

    • Dragon_Mage

      13 years ago

      Dude you PWN!

    • ReadySetBlow

      13 years ago

      So what school do you go to? You seem to be the only persomn besides like a few that live in Omaha. SO hows it going with you?
      makala

    • MrSquiggle

      13 years ago

      Please Vote for MrSquiggle

    • StupidIdiots

      13 years ago

      Hello!

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