Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

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    • Seven Deadly Facts

      4 years ago

      Zack Zatch

      I personally hate everyone that tagged me for this, but I actually like this trend more than the last, because it allows us get to know each other better...depending how creative and little-known the facts are.

      1. I used to blame my lack of height on being a "cured dwarf" technically, but I stopped when my brother said I did it to gain sympathy for myself, and also because my mother said my growth hormones helped me reach my normal height. I thought I could have been taller had I not had this syndrome. It does make sense because my whole family is rather short.

      2. I've been in 2 car crashes. I totalled the car both times. Go big or go home is what I always say. The first time I was 17 and just about to get to work when someone ran a red light and T-boned me on the passenger side. My only injury was a scrape on my chin from the airbag. The second time I was in Montana and it was my roommate's car and a deer ran in front of me while I was going 80 MPH. The car seemed fine after the impact so I had half a mind to continue going on the road trip home, but he said we should pull over. It was rekt. No injuries, whew.

      3. I've built two desktops in my life. One with a lot of help from a high school friend and one all by myself! It really feels good to accomplish something like that.

      4. I used to be a huge WWF (WWE now) fan. I had action figures, a toy wrestling ring, played the video games for hours, went to an event once, read books by Mick Foley (got that one signed by him!) and The Rock, and even subscribed to the magazine. I watched at least one PPV Wrestlemania. My love of the wrestling entertainment industry came to a sudden halt because of the magazine. It was written as if the storylines told in the "soap opera for men" were real. I couldn't handled being written down to like a child, so I dropped the hobby.

      5. I don't know how to swim very well. My mom made me retake swimming lessons like 4 times before letting me give up. I wasn't ever good enough to proceed to the next level. I have a fear of fully submerging my head underwater. Also, I can't get water in my ears because of tubes, so I have earplugs for that. Swimming without being able to hear anything isn't fun, and if the earplugs aren't 100% effective, I have a high chance of getting an ear infection. It seems like a lose-lose to me, so I generally only swim with my head above water. Even thinking about going under makes my heart beat faster and I need a deep breath to calm down.

      6. I try to think of the nerdiest thing I've ever done and I always come back to the time I researched how to rip the songs from The Sims 2 game disc to get them on my iPod. I've probably done nerdier things, but still...I love the Sims music so much. It's really great to drive to, and I bob my head a lot when it comes on.

      7. Favorites Omnibus: Song - Mr. Brightside by The Killers, Movie - Shawshank Redemption, Fruit - pineapple, Vegetable - onion, Color - green, Book - Catch-22, Hero - Abraham Lincoln, TV show - Scrubs, Superhero: Wolverine.

      The people I want to tag wouldn't do the journal. So if you're on my friend list and you haven't been tagged, but you want to do this trend, consider this your tag. I'll even edit your name in here!

    • A Learning Opportunity

      4 years ago

      Zack Zatch

      I think the FullTeeth acquipartnershiption is going to be an interesting transition. It's a learning opportunity.

      I guess you could say being acquired by another company is like adding "another cook in the kitchen" that is their media empire. And that's why I think we have to look for an external source that can show us how too many cooks can be a good thing...or a bad thing. This all comes full circle in my new favorite viral video on YouTube that you've probably all seen already, but just in case you haven't:

      Too Many Cooks

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      It also relates quite well to the current state of the Sponsor chatroom on this site. Brought to you by Fullscreen.

    • Stop Tagging Me For This

      4 years ago

      Zack Zatch

      Rooster Teeth Content:
      First Rooster Teeth Video you saw: RvB Episode 1
      Last Podcast you watched: Who keeps track of this? Not me.
      Favorite member of the Rooster Teeth Cast & Crew: Burnie
      Did you watch an RT video today: No
      Favorite RT Series: Nature Town. Just kidding, Immersion.
      Favorite RT video: None come to mind. Hmm. Probably a really good RvB episode.

      RT Site:
      Current Number Of Notifications: 0
      Name of first Journal: My SvF PSA idea. (I actually deleted earlier journals, so this is the first one I didn't delete)
      Name of your latest Journal: Stop Tagging Me
      Last Photo you uploaded: Birthday present from my mom; a stuffed handmade Hobbes doll
      Last Thread you commented on: The Forum Thread
      First group in your group list: TFT Hangout Corner

      Achievement Hunter:
      Gamer Score: 46895
      Team Lads or Team Gents: Why not both?
      Favorite Achievement Hunter: Ryan
      Minecraft Skin: The one where Steve has no pupils.
      Favorite AH show: I haven't watched most AH videos, so I don't know.

      The Community:
      Favorite Group: RT MN
      Have you gone to a community event: Yes
      Have you gone to RTX: Yes
      Favorite Fellow Community member: All the people that didn't tag me to do this trend.
      Tag 5 people to do this: No, I will not allow anyone else to suffer this trend.

    • It's been a decade.

      4 years ago

      Zack Zatch

      I have been on this iteration of the site for 10 years. What a trip it has been.

      This site has changed my life. And mostly for the better, huehuehuehue.

      I don't know anything else to say that I haven't already said in my other anniversary journals, so yeah.

      Also, I turn 28 in 5 days. That's cool. My mom accidentally ruined the surprise of what she's getting me. I can't wait to get it! I'll post a pic for sure.

      ^_^

      If you're reading this, thanks for being a part of my favorite online community in the world.

    • Breaking the Silence

      4 years ago

      Zack Zatch

      I haven't journaled in a month.

      I've been frazzled at work. My boss has said of our current workload, "During the fall we get busier than normal, but this year is like nothing I've ever seen." An email from a head honcho was sent to the company telling everyone to bear with us while we catch up. We've been approved to use 2 hours of overtime a night just to keep our heads above water. We are chided when we don't use it. I am a very lazy person and I DO NOT LIKE IT ONE BIT.

      But hey, last week I was interviewed by @JDunlap and that was fun! He posted it here on the site.

      I talk a good bit about my job, books I'm reading, and finished with opinions of Destiny.

      I hope your job isn't sucking as much as mine is! For now I will just keep thinking about the extra money I'm pulling in. More to go towards my student loans. Exciting!

      So stoked for the Master Chief Collection. Awww yiss.

      Stay well, friends, enemies, and frenemies.

    • Totally Worth It

      5 years ago

      Zack Zatch

      Ok, so it's not a well kept secret that I love the Sponsor Chat and most of its inhabitants very dearly. Anyway, 3 months ago @KevinClayton posted a super awesome journal. He said he wouldn't do it again so I took the helm for volume two because I think it's hilarious. The following are various fails and their resulting reactions in the chatroom over the course of the last 3 months since Kevin's volume one. It's a lot of scrolling, but totally worth it. The images are posted in chronological order, the oldest first. If you are not familiar with the RT chatrooms, the oldest messages in chat are at the bottom and you read upwards.

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      Hopefully someone else will be inspired to do a volume 3!

    • How I became a Mod

      5 years ago

      Zack Zatch

      Since October 17, 2013, the one question I've been asked countless times is: "Golly gee mister, how did you become a moderator?' and I lasted this long, but finally I am tired of answering everyone one by one. I should have written an explanation journal a long time ago. Better late than never though, so I'm going to tell you EXACTLY how I did it. Now onto the tale...

      It started the night I was born. The canvas of the sky had a new constellation painted in the northern hemisphere; visible only to the Icelandic Vikings I'm told. My family had no idea, but the doctor that delivered me was of Viking descent and later shared this nocturnal anomaly with my family. Astronomers claim it looked like this and hasn't returned since then. Over the years I have heard the constellation called various names by people around the world. Names such as Cosc Casúr, Förbud Hammare, Ban Malleum, Banius Hammerus, and Slegge av Forbud were all given to the glorious sighting that night, though no one knew what it meant.

      Fast forward to the morning of Oct 17, 2013. I woke up and felt called, nay, beckoned (possibly from remnants of a nightmare I had the previous night) to a nearby wooded area. I followed the trail I dreamt about to a clearing that had a large stone in the middle. There was a huge crowd surrounding it. Out from the top of the stone jutted a large handle of some sort and the plebeians were all trying to pull it out of the rock. I watched as someone approached the stone, everyone held their breath as the person attempted, they quickly gave up, and the people booed. They would cheer the next person on and the cycle would repeat. Eventually a dude noticed me and pushed me forward, apparently it was my turn to try.

      I reached out and wrapped my fingers around the handle, gripping it tightly. Suddenly a warmth spread through my hand, up my arm, and eventually through my body. Power surged through my veins. Wind swirled around me and everyone else took a step back out of fear. It felt just right. Of course I pulled it right out, like pulling a knife out of butter, and everyone was amazed! It turned out to be a hammer and etched into the head of it was the name, "EXCALIBAN." After lifting the hammer, I didn't know what to do with it, so I set it down for a bit. In the midst of their excitement, some onlookers tried to pick up Excaliban, but no matter how hard they tried, they could not move the hammer an inch. A carpenter asked to examine the hilt as I was about to head home and when I obliged, she gasped! I asked her what was so astonishing. She said, based on the irregular scorch marks on the wood and the warmth given off of them, it was clear the hilt had been struck by lightning in the recent past.

      I politely excused myself from the crowd, sauntered back home, logged in and found the FORUM MOD tag behind my username. Somehow when I lifted the hammer, I had a feeling I would come home to that.

      So please, no more questions about how I became a mod. I left nothing out (as far as I can tell), and there's really nothing more to add.

      Thanks.

    • Back from Guat and RTX!

      5 years ago

      Zack Zatch

      Finally I have returned, and still in one piece. (I have been pretty sick since I got back so that's why it's taken me awhile to write this. I'm feeling better today!)

      Guatemala was great! Dare I say I had more fun there than at RTX? I got to see volcanoes, mountains, ancient Mayan ruins, and luscious green land everywhere. We got to eat the freshest fruit and veggies I've ever had in my life and it was amazing. They are a developing country, so we lacked all sorts of first world conveniences, but it turns out--I had such a great time there, I couldn't complain. That is what real happiness is. I got to haggle in a couple markets and that was a blast. My Spanish skills were better than most of the high schoolers that went with us, so they had to bug me for help when they tried haggling. I spent all my money on Worry Dolls and even handed out a few of them at RTX. We worked with a church that attracted about 50 kids daily and we helped them do crafts (polar bear masks with cotton balls, stuffed penguins with socks, painted crosses) and taught them a few new songs (in Spanish--that we learned beforehand) with actions. There was a lot of tickling done, which makes sense because you don't need to speak the same language for that! Here is a link to my Facebook photo album, there's 252 pics to see! A few of us ended up getting a slight cold by the end of that trip, but no one had Montezuma's Revenge so that was great. Every day I was worn out completely because of how vertical the land there was. We walked everywhere and it was so full of hills in the town we were at, I was out of breath half the time. Sleeping conditions weren't that great either because of how noisy it was at night, but we used earplugs and it helped. I was so glad to sleep in my own bed one night before heading off to...

      RTX! Wow, it was such a great time heading back to the one place in Texas that I like to go to. I didn't make it to the Alamo Drafthouse this year which made me a little sad. I also didn't get to go to Gordoughs either, but that just means...next year. But those didn't matter when it came to all the other fun times I had. Last year I barely knew anyone, but this year I couldn't go 10 minutes without seeing someone I knew in the convention hall! It was surreal. I'm especially grateful for the people I spent the most time with for being super awesome! Shoutouts to @boosher @fedemere @Nandice @stfusparks @Curryshoe @Morokea @brittbraylor @phili40 @ammo303 @KevinClayton. Vodka shots are good times. I saw so many more people and I'm going to just hope they won't be offended for not being tagged. I saw so many people from Sponsor Chat! It was really amazing and I'm so grateful for @LanAnh for coordinating so much! Next year I hope to do more with them. Had some bevs, got varying levels of drunk 3 nights without a hangover, so all in all, a good time. I stayed in a condo with some truly wonderful people from the site as well! Shoutouts to @Izzi @Shadowsflame @darnclem @RoadBlock (or is it Jonathan?) @craZboy87 @Cheshire_Cat @DiMono @Jengaship @spennyhawtin @Count3D @DarkBowler were all the best roommies. I feel pretty bad I got most of them sick with the plague I brought back from Guatemala (probably combined with con cold), but we had a good time at the place. A++ 10/10 would definitely get them sick again. I mean live with them again. The Salt Lick lunch was reeeeeally good so I plan to go to that again as well. And another shoutout to @capnbirdman who managed to entertain me in a state with nothing to do (Oklahoma) until I left as well as not murder me! Very grateful for that. It was a great RTX! Next year for RTX: Hamboning.

      All this travel has gotten me pretty sick. It really hit me when I got back home. I stayed home from work Wednesday. Went in yesterday for 3 hours and caught up on my work email, but then I couldn't handle it so I went home early. Today I stayed home again. Hopefully the weekend will be good to me! Working from home next week just to be safe.

      It's good to be home again!

    • 11 Years an RT User

      5 years ago

      Zack Zatch

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      Hey you, read this RT anniversary journal of mine, if you want.

      It's amazing to look back on my life and imagine how different it would be had I not signed up on redvsblue.com 11 years ago. I like to think I still would have heard of the site somehow and signed up later, but I don't think my time here would have played out in the same way had that happened.

      I can't believe how many great friendships I've made over the years! I stopped keeping track of the number of people I've met in person from this site so long ago--the number is just too big in the decade plus I've been around. And luckily the rate at which I meet awesome people online and off never seems to slow down.

      PLOT TWIST, I'm going to Guatemala on Monday, June 23rd. That's why I'm posting this journal a little early. (If you're a chat pleb and need something, ask Stigg or another moderator for help. P.S. Take screenshots and explain the situation thoroughly if needed.) I'll miss everyone a ton! Especially you! *wiiiiiiiiinkyface* <3

      I'm coming back home on July 1st. I'll have to pack for RTX ASAP because I'll be leaving on another plane less than a day after I get back from Guatemala! I'll be gone again on July 2nd until July 8th for RTX shenanigans. I'll probably come online in some capacity when I can, but not much! All of you that aren't going to RTX, I'm sad and wish you were. All of you that are going to RTX, I can't wait to see you. It's a really weird mixture of feelings.

      Regardless of whether or not you are going to RTX, you all are amazeballs! Thanks for being a part of this community. You have made such an impact on my life as well as many others and I'm so grateful.

      You can be sure I'll write about my travels upon my return. Please wish me luck, safe travels, regular bowel movements, etc! Pray for me! If you missed my journal where I wrote a little about what I'm doing in Guatemala, here it is.

      P.S. If you want to look for me at RTX, contrary to what you may think, I am not actually a cartoony teal spartan. I look like this (I won't be wearing the glasses):
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      Get Hype.
      Hail Hydra.
      brb.
      I'll miss you.

    • RT Moderator's Watch Oath

      5 years ago

      Zack Zatch

      "The internet gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no internet wife, hold no Cast & Crew title, father no internet children. I shall claim no top posts and win no Community Stats glory. I shall live and die at my post, with no other title. I am the sword in the forum darkness. I am the watcher at the sponsor chat walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of internet men and women. I pledge my life and honor to the RT Moderator's Watch, for this day and all the days to come."

  • Comments (17087)

    • capnbirdman Likes Stars

      5 years ago

      Dear Zack,

      -I'm pseudo-aware it's February...but now I need to go double-check that I paid my rent before I freak out and/or get evicted.
      -Nobody has to be worth their salt anymore. It's easily attainable and doesn't need to be carried around as you travel.
      -You wouldn't.
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      I trust your opinion above anyone else's on the site!

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      -We played ONE competition to the end in Minecraft AND I WON. I AM NO ONE'S VICTIM!

      Zomg, I'm pretty sure I'm safely past the "See More" point now.
      So closing with a LotR line was like the best option ever, well done. (And I'm glad to be of lighting assistance. And not "glad" because society dictates that's the polite response--I'm legitimately happy that interacting with me makes you happy.) Yeah, it's definitely been worthwhile because of all of the people I've met...which is not what I was expecting when I signed up. I only joined again in order not to have to watch advertisements on Season 9 and was terrified of the forums at first. I'm really glad to have met all of the people I have, especially you. And Jack, because he is the miniature version of myself and I am nothing if not a narcissist. I didn't understand how people could consider themselves friends when they'd only ever talked online or via XBL before this site and you. Now I get it, so thank you for showing me that's even an option--because it's been a fun year getting to know you and some of the other people on the site. And I hope you understand what it means when I type this: I paused a Supernatural episode to compose this for you.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

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      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        I was up for 60 hours straight doing near nonstop work prior to 8pm last night. I didn't mean to fall asleep, and I'm going to have to pull another all nighter tonight. I'm pretty busy, stressed, and tired right now, as well as horomones and hunger, so I'm being pretty 16.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        No, mostly just want you to stop being extra16 right now. Usually you're not so 16.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Well, my second home is RT, so done.


        Oh, do you guys want private time? I get it....

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Go more home.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        I actually just got home, like 5 minutes ago.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Go home, Jack.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        What are you two on about?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        The only weirdly named friend of mine is Kia.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        I think of Shireen from Game of Thrones when I see Shaneen.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        The one I have obsessive texts over Supernatural with is called Shaneen.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        You have far too many nicknames. What's one more? Ok good, I am more comfortable being grateful to a person than ads for your presence. Girls with weirdly spelled first names stick together apparently.

        I meant I'm glad you got over your fear and didn't cling to it because you might still avoid the forums if you hadn't.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Not ads for RT. The friend you killed me in front of in MC (I don't think she was paying attention by the way), Magen, is the one who showed me RvB. I know all of Blood Gulch was out when she first showed it to me...but I think they were still in the Re-arcs...I don't know when. I just saw the website url on one of the BG DVDs and came on here, signed up, and never came back. Then I came back to the site once I had bought 6-8, caught up, and needed to watch 9. So it's all Magen.

        I wasn't fearless. I was super fearful. And I was definitely more of a n00b at first as evidenced by my first forays in the Questions? We Have Answers thread with Radius, data, and pconleyrewind.

        No, I wouldn't have. I would have laughed at you for quitting your job for a response...and then suggested you seek counseling.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        IT'S JABLES.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        First, thanks Jack for ruining this nice exchange between Jabbles and I. I was too busy at work and I couldn't slack and write a response because a guy was shadowing me the whole day. And now I get to write my response after all this mess. smiley3.gif Sidenote: I started to write yours, Jack, but said newbie at work hovering over my shoulder all day prevented it and I will try again tomorrow.

        -Now you reminded me I need to pay my half of the rent to my roommate. Great.
        -People can still be worth their salt, it just means that they are worth less because salt is now.
        -I am talking about the times in MC when I killed you. Specifically the time when your friend was over and I murdered you in front of her very eyes (if she was even watching, meh) before you didn't save the game and cackled like a historical revisionist would.

        I was really happy with that closing LotR line. I'm glad it worked and you didn't think it was cheesy. Leave it to you to include the phrase "society dictates" in a compliment paragraph, hahaha. Are you saying I should be thanking the RT ads that you signed up? This...is really hard to grasp, but I can try. Also yay for being fearless in the face of forums. If you hadn't told me your actual internet age, I would have thought you grew up on the internet.

        When you said "especially you" in your response, the selfish part of me internally high-fived the nice part of me because it's always great to send out nice thoughts only to be repaid in kind with even nicer thoughts.

        And the talk about me showing you how online friends can be done conjured images of me teaching a robot how to feel. You're very welcome for the lesson I had no idea I was teaching. Really glad you guilted me into friend requesting you that one day.

        I have some idea of the significance of pausing Supernatural to write this, and I was touched. I wanted to do a similar act so I could write my response, but I didn't think you would appreciate me quitting my job in the same way.

        Your reply really made me long for the days of the mod point bank when we could give more than +1 to show our appreciation of a post, because just one Like can't cover the extent of all the feels that I felt when I read it.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Totally is. Also, I wasn't 100% sure of your last name for a second, so I looked up your username. Guess who came up on the third result? I'll give you a hint, it's not @Zack.

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      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        No. That's not where it comes from.

        And people call me much more diverse things than my name. I think I've been introduced to more people as Birdman than Jen.

        Post edited 2/18/14 7:54PM

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Huh? I already got mine from him in a message.

        Don't tell her I said this, but you're way cooler than Jen, and one of my favorite members on here!

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        Well some people call you Jeni, or Jenifer, and they're wrong.

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      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        No, I mean for you and Zatch. He's writing notes to all his friends in February.

        Yes. You didn't think I only get called Jen, did you? I have far too many nicknames. That one is one of my favorites.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        No, I don't want to be in your room!!!

        I know I'm incredibly handsome and shit, but this love is forbidden Jen, and I'm not sure I want to be going out with myself anyway. I'm sorry

        Jables?

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Dearish @Shadow_Hound,

        Just wait. It's still February. Your turn is coming.

        -Jables

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Dearest @Capnbirdman and @Zack, get a room.

    • capnbirdman Likes Stars

      5 years ago

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      Son of a bitch.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

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    • miriam FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RT Ireland

      5 years ago

      Just a comment to say thanks for your help with Rooster Teeth Says game its going to be so awesome and for the awesome picture of hedwigs death Even though id rather she hadn't died haha Hope to see you around at RTX this summer and hope you had a good day today :)

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        You're welcome! Haha yeah poor hedwig. :( I still need to do so many pics. I was sick this weekend and didn't feel like doing anything! Gah. The next set might be done hastily. :P Yeah I will be at RTX! That's the plan! Thanks. :)

    • JakeHCoker

      5 years ago

      Since I joined the site I always sort of looked up to you ^_^
      Stay awesome man!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Awww, thanks! But I am a little short so you might look down on me in real life. :P

    • conrad500

      5 years ago

      You are cool and I'm just joking about the Zach stuff. Happy Febuary 14th!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Thanks. :P

    • kaosblack21 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold RTX Guardian V.4.0

      5 years ago

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      That has to be the ultimate Zack valentine right there! smiley8.gif
      Thanks for putting up with me and being one of my best friends on the site. Can't wait to hang out with you again at RTX! smiley0.gif

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Yay grumpy cat! hahaha. Woohoo, so excited for RTX!

    • Prof_Gnocchi

      5 years ago

      First of all, what a great way to pop someone's personal comment cherry! You are the gentle giant mod who speak softly and carries a large banhammer. You always take the time to tell interesting stories, make people feel welcome, post goofy videos, and hilarious pictures to make chat more fun for everyone. I am jealous of the quality of your beard, but I'm sure that's only earned once you have enough karma on the site.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Yay! I thought it was better than that copy pasted crap by spikep. Aww, comparing me to Teddy Roosevelt, so awesome! Thanks for the compriments! :D Yeah, at level 20 you get a pedo-stache. At level 50 it starts growing everywhere. At level 90, full fledged beard. Even for the ladies. But they like it, so, you know.

    • Audrey

      5 years ago

      Brutally-Honest-Disney-Valentines-Kuzco.
      You're the best forum mod around! (Please don't tell the other forum mods. It'll only make them angry.) Seriously, though, you do a great job, man! Rock on!
      If you'd like to pass along the love, check this out! smiley12.gif

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Thanks. :D I will keep my lips zipped!

    • ailsarocks Community Stylist

      5 years ago

      Happy Valentines Day!

      You are such an awesome dude and I hope you have a fantastic day! smiley0.gifsmiley12.gif

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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        THANKS! :D

    • Raf Raf

      5 years ago

      Here's some warm fuzzies for Vday!

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      Post edited 2/13/14 8:47PM

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        huehuehuehuehue. thanks!

    • Kimora

      5 years ago

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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        hahahahaha, i love it!

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        (peter dinklage is saying he loves it too)

    • Shagrazir

      5 years ago

      I was really happy I got to meet so many awesome people at RTX2013 and you're definitely included in "awesome people." So looking forward to RTX2014 and I hope I get to chill with you again. Happy February!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Thanks! Yeah I'm super pumped for it.

    • Count3D FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Site Admin

      5 years ago

      Zaaaatch! Good to see you at that last RTX. Crazy to finally meet. And yes, I'm definitely going to the next one. It's going to be the best.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        I'm so excited!!!!

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      5 years ago

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    • Giries FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold PA Guardian

      5 years ago

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    • Dylan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Davesexual

      5 years ago

      Liking the new avatar! Looks like a Paint special! Good going.

      • TrueAaron

        5 years ago

        I see what you did there...haha

    • FischerX FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Love the new Avatar. Looks like a Paint special.

    • TrueAaron

      5 years ago

      Love the new Avatar. Looks like a Paint special.

      :D

    • capnbirdman Likes Stars

      5 years ago

      Good thing I never go to your profile.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        It was an exaggeration. I love to do that.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        I'm not limiting to the same three gifs...my last two journals had three gifs a piece and none of them were this one.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        hahahahaha

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        So I saw the tweet when adam posted it,and wondered what he did. I was wandering around your profile forever, and never found anything. I had my volume muted then, and when I came here, I had it maxed. I might have jumped out of my chair.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        I think I understand. I also understand that you're minimizing the awesomeness of Supernatural by limiting yourself to the same 3 gifs from it! Come on!

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

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        Srsly. No one can understand how much I love this gif.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Adam himself.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        They should've cut down the text to four lines...but still, pretty good.

        Sidenote: Which one of those fuckers did this? Was it Adam himself?

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Also, I just found this:
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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        pretty much.

    • lefty

      5 years ago

      Hey can you pimp this please?

      Zombie contest, minimal work on the contestants' part, real (and cool) prizes to win.
      Thanks.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Liked

    • Maiu

      5 years ago

      Good news! I batted my eyes at my bf and he bought me skinny jeans. Or rather, I used his card to buy skinny jeans. I have skinny jeans now. Just wanted to let you know you were off the hook.

      • Maiu

        5 years ago

        you're off the hook for now! Later is a maybe, that's all! smiley12.gif

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        So how am I off the hook!

      • Maiu

        5 years ago

        Don't worry; I've already memorized yours. In case of emergency.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Yay! Remind me to get a lockbox to keep my credit card in.

    • Raf Raf

      5 years ago

      Thanks for the friend request dude! smiley13.gif Hope to catch a beer again this RTX!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        I remember I had a Shiner and also something called Einhorn that was sooo GOOD, I can taste it in my memory now...I want moarrrrrrrrr.

      • Raf Raf

        5 years ago

        I definitely agree! The beer there was pretty top and the location itself was just badass.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Yeah that place we went to is high on my list to go back to. Reunion tour!

    • Mikeosaur

      5 years ago

      I received two tickets from playing laser tag with my girlfriend and placing top of the leader board.....Twice! Thought you should know the heart of the the lasertaggist beats steady and true! Hope You're doing well!
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      • Mikeosaur

        5 years ago

        I try my best. smiley0.gif

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        whoa. you picked the one thing that sounds cooler than RTX.

      • Mikeosaur

        5 years ago

        Here's hoping! I'm actually going to Denmark to work at an open air museum in Lejre doing experimental archaeology, as long as the dates don't overlap, I'm there!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        hahaha nice! that still remains a highlight of my RTX man. You're improving without me! I'll gladly follow you into battle any day of the week, if the chance should ever arise again. Are you going to RTX again?

    • yelnocp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TNETENNBA

      5 years ago

      Man, I think I almost snuck a "well played, sir" in there before you locked it. So close

      • yelnocp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TNETENNBA

        5 years ago

        Oh u. smiley4.gif

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Yessiree I did.

      • yelnocp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TNETENNBA

        5 years ago

        Did you do that here? I wasn't sure if the site ate my post, and by the time I checked, it was totally locked.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Hahaha. Better luck next time. One of my favorite things to do now is lock a thread and then post. I always get the last say!

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      5 years ago

      One time I hit a deer while driving my friend's car in Montana and totaled his car. We were stranded in a hotel for three days so I read the entire first Twilight novel and returned home to find out I lost my job.



      Probably because your boss found out you read Twilight.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

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        Truf.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        It's possible that it was ruined by my Command+A, Command+C, which I did just in case. Or it could be that Firefox is special.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        You typed your message, hit submit, got the post eaten, clicked into the posting box, hit Command+Z, and it did nothing?

        Macs hate you.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        It didn't work for me on a mac using chrome.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        ...I will have to try this out.

        If it works, you get one free "get out of being called Kristen Stewart" card.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Possible revelation, after the site eats a post I've just been clicking on the box and hitting Command+Z (my undo function) and the text pops back up instead of having to retype stuff.

        Oh wait, unless you guys have been doing that all along and you're just mad that the posts don't go through, not that you have to retype them.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        I...WAIT, THIS MEANS YOU'RE KRISTEN STEWART TOO, JACK.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Yeah, that or they weren't fans of Jen in the movie.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        I might have downplayed it because it was a temp job that I had for 2 weeks. But I still lost it. I called them each day I was stranded and told them! They seemed fine and then I went to work Thursday and was asked if I got my voicemail left by the temp agency. NOPE. WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME IF I CHECKED IT BEFORE RACING TO WORK ONLY TO FIND OUT I DIDNT NEED TO COME IN AT ALL.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        I remember this story, but not that ending.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Wait what?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Yeah they took it really hard. No Stephenie Meyer fans allowed to work there, you know how it goes...it's pretty common.

    • capnbirdman Likes Stars

      5 years ago

      Seriously. When I type in Zatch it doesn't bring you up still. Lamesauce to the max.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        I'm not changing anything.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Change sucks.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Well someone needs their name changed. The law requires it. You have 3 options. I go to @Shadow, you go to @Zatch, or she goes to @Capybaragirl. Yes, it has to be capitalized.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Now I'm torn. I'll probably leave it alone, for the sake of being lazy.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        I CANT. I TRIED THE PERSON DELETED IT.

        ALSO, FLOOD COTNROL SUCKS TWICE ON ONE PAGE, SO I'M DELEGATING ALL RESPONSES HERE.

        I want your name to be Zatch as well.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Well I thought about changing back to Zatch awhile ago but now that Jeni wants it, I can't do that.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        *whispers*

        Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell, I'm bad at this game. We should play Mein Kampf instead.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        *whispers*

        I think she was being sarcastic as well.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        *whispers*

        I think he was being sarcastic.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        ok let me ask adam to change it back so as to not inconvenience you any longer.

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      5 years ago

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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        meh

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Don't tell Jack/me what to do!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        find it!

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        I had another photo but I lost it.

        *sad face*

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        I didn't know what to say! I really wanted to buy some wow is all.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        OH MY GOD. WHY IS HE NOT RESPONDING TO THIS. IT'S THE ONLY ACCEPTABLE THING TO COME OUT OF DOGE SINCE THAT STABBING/911 SCENARIO.

    • Kimora

      5 years ago

      Dude.. where ARE you?!
      I've been logging in and out of the chat since yesterday countless of times and you werent there!

      FOR AN ENTIRE DAY!
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      Anyway,
      Can I slap your ass and high five you on the job thing or...?

      TELL ME.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Now I keep logging into the chat during normal times you've been on and you aren't on!!

        WHERE ARE YOUUUU!?

        Stuff happened in my life! Lots! I made a journal but there's even more than that!!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        now i think it will be decided on friday.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        I'm sorry! I was busy! Looking at new places and stuff, hanging out with soon to be roommates, eating 50 free chicken wings with 5 other people...I was online during my nighttime, but that's...your sleepytime! It's not like I was at work and being paid to be tethered to the computer and be online like during weekdays!

        Oh, I missed you too. :P

        Well I won't know until wednesday about the job, do you think you can restrain yourself til then? It makes me wonder what you'll do if I don't get the job...hmmhmmhmmhmm.

        OK TOLD YOU.

    • DlNGO

      5 years ago

      You have nice....hair:) *SIgh* Nice save

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        very nice save. close call.

    • Kimora

      5 years ago

      Fuck this.

      Zack, You're cool.. I really like you. REALLY!
      BUT FUCK THIS SHIT IS IMPOSSIBRU!

      I wanted to replace all the owl faces with yours.

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      That's it. That was the surprise but I just CANT EDIT 134 FRAMES IM TOO STUPID.
      The first 6 already took me 30+ minutes!!!

      D:

      Though I think it would've been hilarious.

      Ah well, I'll find something else.


      *Puts on cape and snot launches self into the air*

      Post edited 1/12/14 12:53PM

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        girl on the left is my fave of course. i want friends like these people. that will do stuff like this, hahahaha.

      • Kimora

        5 years ago

        HAHAHHHAHAHAHAHHA OMY GOD MAKE IT STOP

      • Kimora

        5 years ago

        HAHAHAHAHAHHAHHHAHAHAHAHHH

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

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        Props to @Charles for showing me this. hahahahahahaha.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        hahahaha, awwww. that's ok! that is quite a long gif...wow. no wonder! i don't blame you. :P

        it would have been hilarious, agreed. but idk how you would have done the one wolfing down the rat...hmm. the one with the constantly flapping mouth makes me giggle.

        "Did you see that? That was Super Kimora snot launching to the next crime scene. Poor criminals, probably don't even have a tissue on them."

    • Cheyza

      5 years ago

      I don't give a fuck what anybody says....
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      Bald is Sexxy.
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      Post edited 1/11/14 6:37PM

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        hahaha, thanks :P

    • megahedron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      what on earth is your picture about

      i do want to motorboat you

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        sadface.

      • megahedron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        5 years ago

        not possible.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        how did you fare?

        Post edited 1/10/14 5:17PM

      • megahedron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        5 years ago

        also i may or may not have tried to see if i could motorboat myself after i posted that comment

      • megahedron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        5 years ago

        i wish you all the best

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        also had a couple neck vertebrae removed to make it easier. then i kinda smoosh them up against a wall on my tippy toes, then lower myself and they kinda push up a bit and then i can reach. i may opt for bigger boobs and an implanted back brace to avoid all this hassle, but we'll see.

      • megahedron FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        5 years ago

        HOW DO YOU REACH YOUR OWN BREASTS??

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        @kisi did it.

        i wanted to motorboat but i didn't want to rely on another person, so i wanted to motorboat myself. yep.

    • SkyppySDK FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      5 years ago

      Nice boobs.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        thanks!

    • Kimora

      5 years ago

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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        oh right...i wanted to feature it in a journal or something, but idk what else to write. it would detract from it hahahah. i'll just put it up. i also went back and forth on how often to post these...hmmhmmhmmhmmm.

      • Kimora

        5 years ago

        Yes baby BEG FOR MOAR.
        Also, you didn't add it to your unofficial Zatchatars! smiley0.gif

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        I should take a pic and put it up on the site here! When I move next I want to put it in a frame and hang it since right now it's just in my closet. :X

        Hahaha...so there are 3 unreleased limited edition Kimora prints from the Zatch helmet series? I can sense the demand for them is going through the roof.

      • Kimora

        5 years ago

        Really? That's awesome!

        I actually made 4 because everytime I almost finished one I found better one lol

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        hahahahaha i love C&H. how long did it take you to pick one out to put the helmet on? i can only imagine how many other options would work as well. :P

        i saw the C&H guys at new york comic con and bought a poster and shirt and they hand-drew me a picture using two words i drew out of a hat...pogo sticks and circus...or trapeze. and it's awesome.

      • Kimora

        5 years ago

        Okay okay.. Last one..... For now.

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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        “Hello, ladies, look at your man, now back to my helmet, now back at your man, now back to my helmet. Sadly, he isn’t my helmet, but if he stopped using ladies scented body wash and switched to Old Spice, he could smell like my helmet. Look down, back up, where are you? You’re on a boat with the man your man could smell like. What’s in your hand, back at my helmet. I have it, it’s an oyster with two tickets to that thing you love. Look again, the tickets are now diamonds. Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. I’m on a horse.â€
    • Kimora

      5 years ago

      Never... Ever.. Give up that helmet.

      Have a taste of my ridiculous amazing photoshop skillz yo.

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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        also, hahahahahahahahah. this is so great.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        I'm player one. Wanna play punchies to decide?

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      5 years ago

      Goddamnit. Your occupation is now the worst it's ever been. Cant you go back to, I don't know, blanket fort engineer?

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        The Doge.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Who?

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Well he died anyway.
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        Post edited 1/07/14 12:37PM

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        you didn't put an e on the end of doge. so lazy. this isn't even applicable to doge.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        post-16316-Grumpy-Cat-to-Hello-Dog-We-ha

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Nope, I've always been semi-spiteful towards you when it comes to doge!

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Have you been hanging with Tiff lately? You're starting to become really spiteful towards me. At least you haven't spammed my journals, yet.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        I'm glad you despise it.

    • Urfayse

      5 years ago

      Sorry about making that thread, I didn't realize there was already a place for a Pokémon conversation like that.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        no worries man!

    • Kimora

      5 years ago

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    • Justine SponsorChat doll

      5 years ago

      Sorry..

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        In fact...nothing ever.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Hahahaha nothing I said last night should be taken seriously. :P

      • Justine SponsorChat doll

        5 years ago

        After I posted this it turns out you were really mad that I had a bf and you called me a hussy, so I take it back.

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        5 years ago

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    • Kimora

      5 years ago

      YOU DID IT!

      99+ WOOOOH

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      Post edited 12/31/13 5:15AM

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        YATTA!!!
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        Now I don't know what to do.

        *sits down in a corner*
        *twiddles thumbs for a half hour*
        *gets up*
        *walks around and slightly moves objects around absent-mindedly*
        *goes and sits back down*
        *stairs at the ceiling and doubles numbers in his head for an hour*
        *passes out*
        *comes to*
        *gets his eyes checked at an optician*

    • capnbirdman Likes Stars

      5 years ago

      Dearest Zack/Zachary/Zachariah,

      Now your karma matches your UID.

      How quaint of you. smiley3.gif

      Kindly fuck off.

      With Warmest Regards,
      Jenifer Olivia Katharine Evans

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Right with all the pings.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Don't worry, we can still do it on her next journal.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Only if one of us dies before I hit 28. Or you forget repeated until one of us dies/leaves the site.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        I should tell everyone I know to post pictures of me on your page Jen. I should have for your birthday. Missed opportunity I guess.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        BITCH. BOTCH. BITCH. BITCH.

        I don't know. Honestly, I don't know why anyone would post anything on your comments page, yet for some reason we do it anyway.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Sidenote: I got confused and thought we were on my comments page, scrolled to the top, and thought, "What the fuck? Why is this Kimora chick putting weird photos of Zatch on my page?"

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Oh yeah, you've never seen a real picture of what I look like, have you?

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      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Wow. 10 years worth? That's like 40% of your life spent playing soccer. You must be good with all that field time.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Not right now. Not enough time--the league I was in was up in the city. I've played ~a decade's worth on-and-off over the years though.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        You play soccer?

        Don't try again. Not worth it. Abso-fucking-lutely the worst book I've read.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        I didn't say it to a teacher. I was talking to my soccer team, so it went over quite well.

        Yeah...I tried to read it like three times and couldn't do it. Until zombies. It's apparently got all the right plot points. I don't know what the final showdown between Elizabeth and Lady Catherine was in reality (since it probably had nothing to do with swords), but everything else seemed to make it through.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Nah.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        You guys are ruining my comments page.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Yeah, I thought so.

        Hahaha. What'd your teacher think of that? Also, Pride & Prejudice- worst book ever.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Niiiice.

        I just remember using the phrase when I was describing reading Pride and Prejudice vs. Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        So if it's literary rape, could you call it a...

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        Mind fuck?

        YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

        Also, my theology teacher has an obsession with Zombies, so we end up talking about Zombie novels a lot this term.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        The official motto for English classes is concerning literary rape? Sounds accurate.

        You might want to add how zombies are literary lubricant.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Reading occurred, but against my will... Can I make this the official motto for all English classes everywhere? Heck, all schools should have this as a motto.

        Post edited 12/31/13 8:27PM

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Never mind. I can't not do it since I know the letters. Fuck. Reading occurred...but against my will.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Still not reading Ancient Greek.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        At least I have mythological names, unlike you and ΖαχαÏίας

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Right. Which is why I asked which one. Ajax the Lesser gets murdered by Poseidon. I figured you'd be him since you're obviously not that great, but then I figured I'd double check. Watery grave or killing yourself because Odysseus is better. Either way it's not pretty.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Ajax the son of Telamon. You know, the one from mythology? Also, he doesn't get murdered. He falls upon his own sword, conquered by his sorrow.

        Also when I went to google search for an image of Ajax from this mythos, it was 5 whole rows before I found the first image of a person, as there's a football team from Amsterdam, a coding type, and a cleaner all with this same name.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Have fun getting murdered, Jack. Wait, which Ajax?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        I forgot to sign my letter so I edited to add it.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        I get a metal arm? SWEET! Also, I prefer you guys using my full name, Ajax.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        And you are Jax. Like in Mortal Kombat. Complete with metal arm.

        Also, thanks Jen/Jenny/Jennifer, for noticing my quaintness.

        With coldest regards (Minnesota, you know),
        Zachary Yojimbo Xavier Beauregard

        Post edited 12/31/13 12:09AM

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        His name is Zach, get it right. Just like Edwin's is Kevin, and you're Jennifer.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Son of a bitch. I didn't see the journal in which you say the same thing until just now. Fuckshitballs.

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      5 years ago

      I can 100% guarantee I will beat you to reaching the next level of krama.

      Also,

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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        keep an achievable journal

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        I'd put it on mine, but I can't comment on myself.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        lame. don't put it here. i'll get so many personal comments in a year and you'll have to dig so far.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        True. I forgot about that. I'm also going to post another number here, the amount of GS at the beginning of 2014. I'm going to come back in 2015, if I can remember, and see how much I gained over the year.

        35005.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        I never do public.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        You're the lame one. You ruined it! Besides, you didn't even post your sole number now.

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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        lame.

    • Deltasword

      5 years ago

      Congratulations on the big 99 Zack! I'm still here to stick a thumb up your butt if you want....

      • Deltasword

        5 years ago

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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        hahah, i will take a rain check.

    • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

      5 years ago

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      Your goddamn doge is ruining soda now!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        awesome

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        We just bought a case of these cans and this is all I can see now.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        Misery knows what to call the doge can above, so it's better than yours.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Misery.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        I agree with you. Hey, look where I am on the map. the fucking soda location, along with all the other important states.

        +1 Awesome State.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Yeah but I mean for normal people it doesn't make sense. I've heard of stories where people will say in a restaurant to their waiter or waitress, "I'll have a coke." Then the waiter or waitress has to say, "What kind?" and it's so inefficient.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Yeah, neither is thinking diet soda is ok when you have diabetes, but people still do it.

        It makes logical sense to Coca-Cola. They want people to think like that. Coca-Cola is both a specific soda line and a brand that creates a variety of other sodas. I think they want Coke to be a genericized trade name similar to Kleenex and Chapstick. It shows the pervasiveness of their brand.

        Though, on second thought...it also speaks to the lack of uniqueness of their products if people are using it for non-Coca-Cola products.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        I may never be sure.

        Wow. Coke is one I could never understand. It doesn't make logical sense.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        How sure are you that it's not Canada and the Canadians aren't too nice to say anything about the US thinking it's theirs?

        Some people here do say Coke. It's fucked up.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        ITS NOT CANADA
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        Ok this map makes me want to switch teams.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Huh? You say pop? Fucking Canadians.

        Post edited 12/27/13 2:13PM

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        I just realized I've 2 against 1 on the pop vs. soda debate. smiley4.gif

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Wasn't soda already a thing of Satan? Hasn't this just brought some of his minions closer together?

        Post edited 12/27/13 11:18AM

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        I have no idea how that's possible. What'd you do, say much doge, so meme, amaze?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        no i think i did an excellent job of explaining it.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        5 years ago

        They probably looked at you like you had a mental illness or you just had a stoke, and understandably so.

        Post edited 12/26/13 12:36PM

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Yesterday I tried explaining doge to my mom and stepdad. It was...interesting.

    • Cheyza

      5 years ago

      On the way home thru DFW tonight I had a brainstorm!
      I have been searching for inspiration, and I think I found it.
      It was your balls & your name.
      Or rather user names.
      Zatch has always reminded me of Zatch Bell, then you brought on the balls and --- VOILA!!! Zack Balls secret government super-spy!
      And Virginia Honey, his love interest.
      with Dick Withers as his arch-nemesis and Dick's faithful minion, Seaman.
      The cast is assembled, I just need a few days for the plot to congeal......

      Post edited 12/24/13 9:05PM

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Hahahahaha! We'll this was a nice Christmas gift for my imagination, hahahaha. This is great. smiley12.gif

    • capnbirdman Likes Stars

      5 years ago

      I just negmodded you from a month ago for whining about a picture of a baby hippopotamus and an old tortoise; I thought you should know. Baby animal hating motherfucker....

      Holy shit, I spelled hippopotamus correctly on the first go. That's unexpected.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        You're done here.

        I hate missing these replies because the alert is cleared for all of them when I click on the alert for one of them. I'm seeing all these for the first time now!

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        So it's -1 Not a Big Deal.

        Your face is new.

        Like you got plastic surgery. And now look uncannily like Sandra Bullock. It's weird.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Oh yeah, now you're respectful when you disagree with me?

        That's new.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Hmm not sure if I can say or not. Not a big deal.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        -1 Respectfully Disagree.

        Never go back in time. It never ends well for anyone.

        Btdubz, what is the new negmod? Or is that still being kept under wraps?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        But a complimentary comment is tough to make into a wisecracking comment. I'm too lazy to put in the effort to do that.

        No wait, I should go back to that post and ninja-edit it to say that I am marvelling about their relationship and how they make it work despite their massive age difference.

        Better?

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        It was about their age difference, but that's irrelevant. You never say anything about tiny hippopotamus/old tortoise love unless it's complimentary! It's a universal rule. Like math.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        What did I whine about? OH WAIT I REMEMBER. That wasn't whining. That was talking about their age difference! Unless it was something else I said.

        Lame. But +1 for spelling hippopotamus correctly.

    • Shagrazir

      5 years ago

      Soo close to 99! How you doing, friend?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        D:

      • Shagrazir

        5 years ago

        Worst part was I wanted to leave. But I figured if I hung on a bit longer I could find a better job first, but then they up and laid me off. I spent 3 months unemployed.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Unfriendly people at work? Ugh. I don't know if I could handle that.

      • Shagrazir

        5 years ago

        I was employed last year by another company. I had perks. I was...sorta happy (people weren't friendly at that job) then I got laid off. :(

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Yeah I was a contractor for quite awhile before I got hired on. The perks...are nice. Good luck getting employment!

      • Shagrazir

        5 years ago

        That's awesome. Oh I plan to work. I'm just a contractor. I only get paid if I'm working so I'm taking the 25th off and 1st.... and working the rest....I would like to not be a contractor. I want regular employment.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        What about you?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Grood. Great and good. Just working away. Found out I couldn't carry my vacation over into 2014, so I only have to work Monday of next week...and then my next workday is Jan 2. Which is awesome, but it's kind of sudden so I have no plans but to chill and play video games probably.

    • capnbirdman Likes Stars

      5 years ago

      Dear Zatch,

      SRSLY. Now the fucking entire first portion of my Comments page is that damned doge Firefox. smiley3.gif

      With Intense Dislike,
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      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Probably.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Rude!

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Because you use the doge meme.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        I always err on the side of "you thought of something" even though I secretly know you didn't because...it's fun that way.

        Why don't I?!

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        5 years ago

        Actually, hadn't even thought of that. Fuck. Totally was my plan. I am definitely that on top of my game.

        You don't deserve to use the star.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        Dear Capybaragirl,

        I'm not going to fall for your trick of having me reply on your comment page with another letter comment thingy. No way. I can't post on your comments page until doge is needed once more.

        With intense dogeness,
        Wow, much Zatch. So like. smiley9.gif

    • Kimora

      5 years ago

      Because fuck your work computer!

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      <3

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        hahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa
        <3

    • Skaman789

      5 years ago

      Hey Hey MN local

      • Skaman789

        5 years ago

        I know where it is. I drove by there before.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        ah i google mapped it. way up there! so you are one of the few people that would probably know what city I'm actually from if I say "Eden Prime"...maybe. It's a secret!

      • Skaman789

        5 years ago

        its a small town up north. Just south of Pine City. of you know where pine is.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        5 years ago

        hi. i've never heard of rush city.

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