Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

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    • Life Update

      5 years ago

      Zack Zatch

      First, I applied for a lead position at work. It means being in charge of the people that do my current job pretty much, tag teaming with the current lead, my friend (yes, we have 2 leads). It means I'll be busier than ever though. The final interview is today. I don't interview well. Only myself and another coworker have applied. We'll see. I'll be fine either way. I should find out Wednesday-ish if I got the job or not. If I had to guess, I would say...I won't get it, and I'm fine with that. Either way, it looks like the option to change my work schedule cropped up. I work 9-5:30 right now which is so laaate. I might grab the early shift and start at 7am. Could be a good thing...or a bad thing.

      Second, my roommate is getting sick of living in our current apartment. To be fair, it's tiny and doesn't have much going for it at all. I like it because we live next door to college friends, and it's close to my work. I hate it because I've always had to park outside and I want to treat my new car nicer than that. Two of his high school friends are also looking to move, so we are all going to live together. In a rented house or townhouse. I am hesitant to live with so many people, but it does make things cheaper. We've visited 3 places. Nixed the first completely. It's a tiny house in the same city. We loved the second a lot. It's an insanely nice and spacious townhouse, but we all don't like the location very much. It's kind of...away from everything except my roommate's work. I am warming up to a longer commute since I have the RT Podcast now! The third place was eh. It's a house in a good location, it's so-so on quality. Six bedrooms! Four are insanely tiny. Only Harry Potter would appreciate them as an upgrade to his broom closet. We only really like the 3 car garage and the location for that one. Tonight we are looking at another house in the same city I live in currently...so we'll be crossing our fingers that we like it enough...because either way, we want to move in by Feb 1st. Exciting! The best part about this is one future roommate PLANS TO BUY A DOG!!! I'm bolding it because I'm freaking out due to happiness/excitement explosion.

      Them's the craycray changes going on in my life. It's fun. It'll be exciting.

      Yesterday I met one of the lesser known founders of Bungie, Peter Tamte at a church event. He said Jason Jones chose to name the aliens "the Covenant" (which is the name of a group of churches that this church belongs to--apparently Jaime Griesemer, Marty O'Donnell, and of course Peter attend churches in this group) because it sounded cool. He told Steve Jobs directly about Halo, and showed us a clip of Steve Jobs announcing Halo at an Apple keynote, which was really awesome to see, hahaha. He said there were no physics in the game, so if Master Chief stepped left, he would fall through the floor. It was unreal to hear that guy talk, since I know the history of Halo more than any other video game probably. It was a good day.

      I thought about writing a journal about how to integrate yourself into the forums better, but I'm not sure if anyone would care to read and/or heed it...

    • So Long And Thanks For All The Karma

      5 years ago

      Zack Zatch

      So I just hit the karma cap on this site. Finally. Only took me nine years, two months, and twenty-seven days. MY KARMA FINALLY MATCHES MY USER ID!!!

      Hope you guys had a great Christmas! Mine was swell and I'm looking forward to New Years Eve and 2014!

      But yeah, now I can finally leave this site knowing that I've set out to do what I meant to when I signed up--and that is filling the karma bar. For me, everything always fell short to karma and mod points on this site. I mean, sure I met a lot of fun and equally nerdy people like me, and went to quite a few events to see you guys, but that all pales in comparison to the rush of endorphins I felt every time I saw the karma meter fill up. You want to know what my browser homepage has been for almost a decade now? My Mod Likes History page. The F5 key on all the keyboards I've ever touched have already rubbed off years ago. You guys were always just a means to an end, but I never had the guts to say so until now. The karma percentage will never increase for me again (unless they raise the cap) and so I feel like there's nothing this site can offer me that would be worth my time.

      I always looked up to those higher in karma than me. Especially @BrownMan, who hasn't signed in in over a year and a half. (seriously, I would kiss the ring on his finger if he wore one) Of course this means I look down on those with lower karma and I'm not even sorry about it. Someday the rest of you plebs will be on equal footing...like, many years from now (probably). Hopefully you're not offended.

      Farewell,
      Zack
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      Back to Pokemon.

    • Merry Christmas and Stuff!

      5 years ago

      Zack Zatch

      Now look at my balls.
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      Now stop looking at my balls.

      Hope you guys have a nice Christmas Eve, Christmas, and a Happy New Year! Drive safe if snow and ice warrants it in your area! Here's information on the Tipsy Tow free towing for New Year's so you don't have to drive drunk.

      It's almost time to take off our santa hats. I'm amazed at how widespread it ended up being! I should probably make myself a New Year's Eve avatar now...

      Here's a link to the 22 minute long Abed's Uncontrollable Christmas (The TV show Community did a claymation silicone dolls with foam bodies over ball-and-socket armatures episode and I love it so much)

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    • Christmas Avatar Trend - Go!

      5 years ago

      Zack Zatch

      Thanks to all of you that complimented my Christmas spirit in avatar form! It inspired me to write this journal to inspire you to join me in the festivities. Christmas is just over 3 weeks away now, so there's no time to waste! Long ago in the days of old, before the Fire Nation attacked, this site was home to many avatar trends. It was really amazing to see how viral some of the trends went. (Maybe that sort of stuff still happens here, but I haven't noticed it.)

      If you celebrate another holiday other than Christmas around this time, there are other symbols to be used creatively in your avatar all the same! No judgment here! There are Menorahs to be held! Dreidels to be spun!

      Extra mad props to the people already with the program, such as @Shadow_Hound, @megahedron, @dani, @TheStigg, @datalaughing to name a handful. Join us in the spirit of the holidays!

      As a friendly reminder, when you update your avatar, or if you want to see someone else's updated version, you'll probably need to refresh your browser to get rid of the cached one (the old one).

    • I Pokemon-Nic Cage'd up my apartment.

      5 years ago

      Zack Zatch

      I was sick on Thursday so I was bored. @Kimora made me do it. I decided to tape up pics of Pokemon with Nic Cage's face on them to see what my roommate would do (he hates Nic Cage a lot). The following images will take awhile to scroll through, but only due to the comprehensiveness of the graffiti. (I could have done way more, but I am lazy). Enjoy.

      Nicmonchan
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      Spearow
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      Jigglynic and Cage-izard and my shadow
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      Nicyx
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      Nictle and my shadow
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      Nicsey
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      Metanic
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      My roommate's bed (don't worry, I tucked. Mr. Nic under the covers)
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      FOUR IN ONE PICTURE!
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      THREE IN ONE PICTURE!
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      Suffice to say, my roommate was confused when he got home.

    • New Car!

      5 years ago

      Zack Zatch

      So on Saturday I took my car to get fixed due to a couple of recalls. It has been making noise when I go over bumps so I thought the suspension was bad. There's something you should know about me. Once I get an idea in my head, it is usually really difficult for me to change my mind. In this case, the idea I had in my head was that I wanted to trade my car in and get something newer.

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      So there's my new beast! A 2013 Hyundai Sonata with all the fancy gadgets and gizmos a techie person like me would crave (except ejector seats and remote start). It also has a turbo engine with dual chrome exhaust pipes so I am thinking about checking out the local street racing scene (not really).

      I still need to order a smiley face sticker like I had on my old car (see my image if you don't know what I'm talking about) and get license plates. I also need to name it. The perfect name hasn't come to me yet. My last car I called The Black Smoke Monster.

      If you visit me, I will take you on a joyride. I'm also planning on taking a roadtrip that lasts the rest of my life so I can visit all of you. I will have to invest in some car-to-boat conversion for the overseas people, but I have a team working on that.

    • Xbox One Impressions

      5 years ago

      Zack Zatch

      Ahoy new watchers!

      Last weekend I played with the Xbox One and saw Major Nelson in Chicago!

      (Don't ask why I'm not looking at the camera, I have no idea. Or why my eyes are almost shut, they just are.)
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      We went to a GameStop that Larry Hyrb (Major Nelson) was going to be showing up at to give away VIP tickets to the Xbox One event the next day. We thought it would be better that way because we were in a time crunch since we were going to Medieval Times that night.

      The next day we went to the warehouse where the event took place. There were no lines to even use our VIP passes on, hahahaha. I played Dead Rising 3 (very similar to Dead Rising 2, graphics were not anything special, long load time), Peggle 2 (I love Peggle, and this was more of the same so it was great, but not $500 for an Xbox One kind of great, and I tried going into the dashboard to take a peek but the rep thought I was stuck and made me get back into the game D:), some weird Lococycle arcade game with long load times that wasn't too fun, some flying dragon that shoots arcade game that I hated the controls for, saw FIFA being played. I got to play this Kinect jetski racing game (Kinect Adventures 2). You use your arms to steer and go and brake. It was responsive with no lag and I had a lot of fun with it! And there was a really cute girl playing it at the other kiosk! But it was gimmicky still, and I probably wouldn't buy it.

      Then there was Ryse.

      This game. Oh man, this game. The graphics look above and beyond anything on a console. It was beautiful. It is a gladiatorial combat game. This game made my friend want to preorder an Xbox One (which she can't do because it's too late, as far as I can tell), that's how much she loved it. I still wasn't completely sold on it, but I admit it was very impressive.

      In the past I've bought consoles Day 1, but not this time. Major Nelson said this is their platform and the Xbox 360 they sold at launch is day and night different compared to the 360 today. The Xbox One is their starting point and they have a vision for how they want it to evolve over time. I'm excited for the future, but I'm not excited for when it launches.

      The rest of my Chi-town trip was just as groovy.

    • Royal Rainbow!

      5 years ago

      Zack Zatch

      So I'm a mod now, that's cool.

      Now it's about time for me to leave work and hop in a car with friends to drive down to Chicago for the weekend. I'll be playing Pokemon Y a lot, I hope. Hopefully I'll see Major Nelson because he's ALSO going to Chicago for the weekend, for an Xbox One event. Wish me luck on seeing him! I'm most excited to see him instead of the games...the only interesting one is Dead Rising 3.

      Also, my 3DS friend code is 2981-5971-8762 and if we know each other, feel free to add me! Let me know yours so I can add you back otherwise it won't work.

    • Journal #777 - Signed Up: 9 Years Ago

      5 years ago

      Zack Zatch

      So this is my 777th journal on this site, which seems kind of ridiculous and verbose in and of itself. I originally wanted to go to Las Vegas and gamble to commemorate "777" but that seems a little extravagant for a special numerical stat on my journal amount.

      I did go to a casino in Wisconsin with my mom over the weekend though. It will have to count. We lost $10 to slots and inhaled enough second-hand smoke to last us the month.

      Anyways, I've had this account for 9 years now. Hoo, boy. It has been a doozey. Through the many ups and downs of this site (I believe you know which one we are in now--see Barb's post), I'm glad to have been here.

      If a cat died once a year for every year I've been on this version of the site, it would finally actually be dead.

    • Dreaming of Gus, and other things

      5 years ago

      Zack Zatch

      So I have been rapidly trying to absorb as much RT as I can handle (ok, not really, it's more like fitting it into the margin areas of my life) since I returned and have been out of touch. I knew of AH and the Drunk Tank podcast, but I never got into them before I drifted so far away from this site.

      As I eat breakfast I've been watching the Minecraft Let's Plays. They are really hit and miss. Currently on Episode 20 which I think is the one where they go looking for strongholds in 1.8.

      I listen to the podcast in my car on my super short commute of 15 minutes. I'm on episode 40-something.

      Last night I had a dream and gus was there. I think I am doing something right. No, he was not naked.

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      So I preordered a Wii U. The Zelda bundle. It comes out Friday the 20th. I can't wait. I distinctly recall telling myself I'd never buy one because of how gimmicky it was. And I even tried it out (Rayman) last October at New York Comic Con. The $50 price cut helps. The Zelda Wind Waker (with 50% speed boost on the sailboat!) HD remake included helps. The AWESOME Zelda designs on the controller really help because I think I would say Zelda is my favorite franchise of all time. The transfer of all my Wii Virtual Console titles helps. The fact that I can't seem to get any friends with both time AND money to go on a trip with me longer than a weekend also led me to do this, since I have been saving my money for a possible trip and now I've given up.

      I think I'll just take a staycation and play video games for a week.

  • Comments (17087)

    • Cheyza

      6 years ago

      YOU CHANGED BACK!!!!!!

      Now I know you.

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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Yeah I thought people might start to forget who I was. smiley0.gif

    • indyrenegade

      6 years ago

      srs bisniss

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        God damn it. I have clicked on that fucking srs bisniss link twice now. I forgot I already saw it and it had nothing to do with vidja games. Or hot dudes in suits. Or candies. Or dragons.

      • Cheyza

        6 years ago

        How wild.
        You just gotta love how the interwebz likes to throw the strangest shit at you.
        All the time...
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      • indyrenegade

        6 years ago

        Agreed ^.^

        Also, found it randomly. I was Googling something to do with my software updates and somehow that came up in the suggested posts under Yahoo Answers.

      • Cheyza

        6 years ago

        I just gotta say (for the record) that a tight bubble butt on a guy is most sexxy.
        ....
        Bow. Chicka. Bow. Wow.
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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I just want to know what you searched or what led you to find that Yahoo Question/Answer. Hahahaha.

    • capnbirdman Likes Stars

      6 years ago

      Sidenote: When I was looking through the grumpy cat images these came up for whatever reason. I'm glad they did because they are hilarious.

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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        zomgah. the first one...if a person at my work listened close enough, they could have heard an audible soft chortle. by then there was not enough air left in my lungs to utter a continued laugh for the next pic, but they are both amazeballs.

    • capnbirdman Likes Stars

      6 years ago

      Zed,

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      Kthxbai,
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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        You forgot the second D in my name.
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    • buckeyedon Crackpottist

      6 years ago

      Dude, I just realized you are user #99. I knew you'd been around a bit, but how is it you got to sign up on 10/1/04?

      • buckeyedon Crackpottist

        6 years ago

        Oh yeah, you did...

        Silly me.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Wellllllllll I think I wrote about it in my 10 years journal. Yep. Here it is:


        In October of 2004, Burnie posted a link to sign up to the new website in the Sponsors forum. He wanted Sponsors to join so they could beta test it before opening it up to the public. I must have been online and browsing the forums when he posted it because I became the 99th user to sign up. (It wouldn't be until May of 2005 that I actually knew my user ID)
    • FT123

      6 years ago

      can i add you

    • edwin

      6 years ago

      You should go to this Independence Day shitfest instead, because Willow and Wes and others are going.

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        Ahh.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Nah I'll be in Austin from Thurs-Mon

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        Oh, I thought you said you were going on Tuesday or Wednesday.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        the link takes me to the ticket i selected. fri 7pm.

    • Box

      6 years ago

      Hey Zack, how are you? I doubt you remember me, but if the words "Mr_Patriotic" ring a bell, that's me. haha. Hope life has been treating you well man. Take care.

      • Box

        6 years ago

        Box is my legal last name haha. And well, Mr_Patriotic....come on haha. It needed to be changed :p

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        So thaaaat's why the username change. Why Box? I think of the cloud backup application.

      • Box

        6 years ago

        I was more than a troll honestly. I have a very bad rep on this site that I'm honestly trying to patch up even though it was about 3-4 years ago lol

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        You were a troll? hahaha.

      • Box

        6 years ago

        Yeah it's been a very long time. I used to just give troubles on the site smiley3.gif Nothing I'm proud of. But that's good to hear that you're well man.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I'm good, yeah I remember...vaguely. Been awhile. Life is good, nothing too exciting, but good.

    • capnbirdman Likes Stars

      6 years ago

      I just cleared my whole comments watchlist and notifications so I could get rid of this one that wasn't going away saying I commented on my own comment. Sooo...you might have to batsignal me on the ones that are still active? Please? But only the like...two that are actually still active?

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Mreh.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        IM NOT LYING! I ACTUALLY DONT BELIEVE IN YOU DOING THAT! DONT TELL ME WHAT I BELIEVE IN!

        slag.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Fucking liar. I totally could learn it...but I don't care enough for that.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Yeah...I didn't even really believe in you anyways.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Yeah...but I don't care enough for that.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Quick, learn everything there is to know about web development and coding and then do it. I believe in you.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Yeah. The links working would be awesome. It's fucking annoying to have to just clear everything all willy-nilly and hope I'm keeping the right ones. Just better labels would work instead of links. Like "Zack's Comment on CocoaLoco's Journal '[Journal Title Here.'" Whichever would be easier, both would work.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Then I scrolled on my own user comments and clicked stop watching on all the overed ones.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        ZOMG IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT

        I just went through and removed all but you, jack, edwin, and cocoa's. then i removed all image comments. i just want the links to work. smiley2.gif

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        NEVERMIND JUST TIFFANY'S JOURNAL ONE. SHEESH, KEEP UP FOOL.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        So wait...you are having me batsignal you on only the ones you don't remember? Or all of them?

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Word. The only one I don't know the location of already is Tiffany's journal comment. She has so many journals....

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Fine. We'll just keep track of the active ones...then it should be ok.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Wait, not this one. I thought we were elsewhere. It's Tiffany's journal comment, my journal comment, and your journal comment.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Nope.

        And it's pretty much this one and the two long journal comments. It'll be fine.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Hey wait a second. I just took a few seconds to think this out and I don't know how this is gonna even work. The "active" ones...I don't have a way to know where they are until I find them and make a judgment call (that's not the hard part, finding them is)! I am all caught up on them so I have no notifications unless you reply. But you just removed all yours. So I have to go off of memory I guess? Man. This sucks.

        I do think my memory should be up to the task...and I guess if either of us remembers something that was missed/dropped/forgotten, we'll bring it up somewhere and maybe this time it won't be something said earlier verbatim. Maybe.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

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        That's so much work. We're both lazy. Y U GOTTA B LIKE THAT? I think you're underestimating it at only 2. I'll do this, and figure some way to clear my own at the same time...and then when it inevitably gets crazy again, it will be my turn to clear and your turn to batsignal me. IT'S ONLY FAIR.

        ok?

    • JakeHCoker

      6 years ago

      I just heard about the abductions on Eden Prime! Did you make it out okay?

      • JakeHCoker

        6 years ago

        It would be a calamity! Damn those Collectors!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Just barely! Can you imagine if I was abducted and couldn't even respond to this message? Insane.

    • capnbirdman Likes Stars

      6 years ago

      YOU'RE SO FILLED WITH LIES, YOU'RE A BAG OF LIES. MORE SO EVEN THAN DOM AND BILLY.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        MEH. I HAVE NO CONTEXT SO I HAVE NOTHING MORE TO SAY ABOUT THIS EITHER WAY. CONVO THREAD OVERRED.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        I LIKED IT JUST FINE. I THOUGHT IT WAS FUNNY.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        PODCAST JERK RUINS EVERYTHING.

        IT HAS TO BE A GREAT QUOTE IF YOU'RE GOING TO QUOTE IT. OTHERWISE WHY BOTHER? JUST MIMIC MEDIOCRITY? I GUESS THAT SUITS YOU BEST.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A GREAT QUOTE. I JUST FEEL WRONG ABOUT USING QUOTES WITHOUT A CITATION IF I KNOW YOU DON'T KNOW THE MOVIE FROM WHICH I'M STEALING IT.

        AND MY NOTIFICATIONS DIDN'T CLEAR SHIT. THANKS PODCAST.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        ps i commented below in a reply to you so you may not notice because the alert will clear when you view this page.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        AND I'M SORRY BUT THAT QUOTE ISN'T EVEN THAT GREAT! WHY ARE YOU QUOTING THAT EVEN?!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Also, I have not watched the commentary enough to quote anything from it. I have only seen the Fellowship anyways. So your quotes are lost on me (though still impressive) unless you point them out like this. At first I was like...Dom...like Count3D? And who the crap is Billy? Then I read the reply.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Pssssh. What did I lie about now?

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        YES, I DID JUST QUOTE A LOTR COMMENTARY. AS I DO OFTEN.

    • lefty

      6 years ago

      Way back in the day I used to post pictures of my profile periodically to wonder about my journal v profile views. I'd use MS Paint to change the number of mods I had to be something in the single or double digits because I figured if people saw I had only a few they'd be more likely to give me some.

      By the time they removed mod points I had something stupid high like 50k. I have a screenshot of it but it's on an external harddrive that's in storage.

      Nostalgia!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Yeah.

      • lefty

        6 years ago

        True but hindsight is where the best times on the site were had.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Hahah, yeah those were the days. I have a bunch of snapshots of funny numbers in my journal/profile views. Like 66,666 and 12,345, 100,000 and so on. Not worth posting them all. So lame in hindsight.

    • capnbirdman Likes Stars

      6 years ago

      I get the notification that you tagged me and get taken to the correct page, but I can't respond because I'm not a member of the group.

      And I don't intend to be.

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      Post edited 6/20/13 5:23PM

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Good plan.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        GONNA GO WITH PROBABLY.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        OR AM I?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Apparently so! At least you are not in denial about being in denial.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Easily.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        How can you be that far in denial?

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        NOPE.

        Man, I'm like...REALLY good at arguing.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        ONLY I CAN BE THE JUDGE OF WHAT IS WORTH IT OR NOT TO ME. STFU.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        NOPE.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Worth it.

    • Count3D FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Site Admin

      6 years ago

      I don't talk about it.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Spoiler text isn't very hidey, Jack.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        We know about the Fight Club. I want in.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        STFU

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        You really can. Brad Pitt's a bitch. Don't fear him.

        Seriously though, Zack. Found that award in like my first month of being here. You need to be more thorough in your stalking. Weirdo.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        You really can't.

    • JakeHCoker

      6 years ago

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      Just felt you should be aware. ^_^

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        You're going to RTX! We'll see each other probs!

    • edwin

      6 years ago

      Welcome to the Betelgeusian Voting Team.

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      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Of course I choose wisely. Usually.

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        It's your favourite Always Sunny moment of all time because it is the greatest Always Sunny moment of all time.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Something had to give. I still might abandon it later on though, we'll see. I have seen the future and the Turians are not the winners. Because I don't really care about any of the others, I'm basically a wildcard.

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        This is my favorite Always Sunny moment of all time, by the way. Thanks for giving me an excuse to finally use it.

    • capnbirdman Likes Stars

      6 years ago

      WHY THE BALLS IS YOUR TAG NOW DONNIE SNARKO? WHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYY?!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        CocoaLoco joined us.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        MNy Stars?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I meant something with MN and stars (but thinking in general hurts). You can't make a word out of MN, unlike OK and MO.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        ...

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        My brain hurts when I try to think of something.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        She should have stats are OK, and I should have MO stars, and you should have something with yours.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Probably better. Stars are not Oklahoma and you would look positively silly trying to say so.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        I thought of that when I made it, but decided not to do that.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Jack, if you capitalized the K in "Ok" then your sponsor title would work on MORE THAN ONE LEVEL!

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        I don't care. It was super easy to build. I need more challenging stuff next time. Goodnight!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        So I read. That makes me sad. I am going to bed. And sad. And it's your dad's fault. smiley2.gif

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        I built a telescope tonight. Less than an hour later my dad broke it.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Also I do love stars...like outside. I am surprised I haven't accidentally walked into a telephone pole by now, because my head is always looking straight up at night.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Aww. I was going to do Hates Stars first! But that would be too obvious, so I didn't. I can undermine her in better ways.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        I love our new sponsor tags. She wouldn't let me have hates stars, so this will suffice.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I LIKE IT. I WAS SICK OF "Zatch at RTX" because I think by now everyone that needs to know I'm going...knows. Did you notice that quotations made me give up shouting? WTF? OK THERE WE GO AGAIN. QUESTIONS START IT UP AGAIN I GUESS!

        idk any better tag to use. no wait. I just might.

    • capnbirdman Likes Stars

      6 years ago

      Fuckstick,

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      Angrily,
      Jeni smiley9.gif

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        THIS ONE IS OVER BECAUSE IT KEEPS TAKING ME TO THE WRONG POINT IN THE PAGE AND I SCROLL FOR EIGHT MINUTES BEFORE REMEMBERING WHERE WE ARE.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I WAS HOT AND SWEATY FROM BEING OUTSIDE.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Pansy.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        We turned ours on last night. So good. But I turned it off overnight.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Yeah...it was 84 in there when I left. That's ~12 degrees higher than I want.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Hahaha. AC breaking. I haven't turned mine on yet. Roommate wanted to but I said, eh, not so bad.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        DONE. MY PARENTS' INTERNET WAS BEING A CUNT. I CAN'T WAIT FOR MY AC TO BE FIXED AND TO GET THE FUCK OUT OF THIS HOUSE.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        STOP CALLING ME SLAG. OH WAIT, IT'S FOR SLAGATHOR....WAAAAAIIIIIT FOR IT.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        YOUR LAZINESS HAS REACHED A NEW HEIGHT IN MY EYES TODAY. BRAVO, SLAG, BRAVO. BUT I DON'T MIND YELLING AT YOU AS LONG AS YOU END UP SAD OR SOMETHING.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        I NEVER SAID I WAS GOOD. I JUST SAID IT WAS ALL THE TIME.

        SERIOUSLY THOUGH, I DIDN'T EVEN WANT TO BE SHOUTING FOR THIS ONE. I JUST REALLY DON'T WANT TO MOVE MY PINKY OVER ANOTHER KEY. FUCK THAT NOISE.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        You wish you were that good at lying all the time.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        It's not that hard to know...it's called "all the time."

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        It's a good thing I'm like...REEEEEALLY good at knowing when you're being a liarpants. Cuz I totes knew you counted.

        Post edited 6/23/13 11:39AM

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        FOOOO SHOOO. I totes did count. Idk, my bff Jill?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Probs.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Gayyyyy. I didn't. But there are probably five y's because I'M GODDAMN MAGIC.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        IT'S ALWAYS PREMATURE TIME FOR ME TO DIE THOUGH.

        Seconded on the best word evarrrrr. Please notice I used 5 R's, because I did take the time to count them.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        IT'S NEVER PREMATURE GRUMPY CAT TIME, YOU TARTARTRAITOR.

        (BEST NEW WORD EVARRRRR)

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        Christmastime. Since it's Christmas themed.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        You think she should hope I die later on?

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        This seems a bit...premature.

    • JeppeRoemer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      6 years ago

      Present! Hope you like it smiley1.gif
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      *Double^2 Trouble, dual barrels (*2)

      • JeppeRoemer FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

        6 years ago

        Yeah! Glad you like it smiley0.gif

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Awesome thanks!

    • edwin

      6 years ago

      So I actually posted a slightly sensical response in the GoT thread finally.

      Go read it, be proud.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Dunno. OVERED.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I want to say comment thread over...but this one really has legs by now. #211! How did it go under the radar?

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Oooooh, Colbert! Yay!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Dear Jack,

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      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        SEXIST.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        Fuck.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Don't say that Jack. That's sexist.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        We can't say that to her though or we're sexist.

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        ^

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        She's an objectifier of men probably.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        Jen, is there any particular reason you'd want him to start prostituting?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        And time to start wanting moar movies.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        That's cheap as balls, brah. Time to start prostituting!

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        So I just did the math of every film I want to buy at the lowest possible price I can get it.

        It totals out to $435.

        Time to start saving!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        ...yes. Now I'm distracted.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Is Tardar Sauce the new Asian lady from Dude Where's My Car?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Yeah...I fail.

        So here's grumpy cat to distract you from that.

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        Post edited 6/10/13 5:59PM

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        -1 Using a Quote Specifically Referencing Women and Then Failing to Correctly Argue Semantics

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        +1 Right In the Ovary

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        -1 Technically Wrong

        It takes two to make a baby! I like to think that all human beings have babymakers. You can't just tell a woman to make a baby and have her do it.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        -1 Sexist

        Post edited 6/10/13 11:00AM

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        -1 Babymaker Punch

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        +1 Face Slap

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        -1 Rude

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        +1 Suck It

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        +1 Ditto.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        +1 not good enough.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        There is karma here still. The likes.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        smiley2.gif

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        Without the karma.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        They're like our new forums.

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        It makes me happy that this comment that we're still replying to is almost a week old.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        Yea...

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Pretty much. I thought about getting fake glasses, but it was too much work.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Hipster.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I DO WHAT I WANT. I can't help it that I think I look good in glasses but my eyeballs are perfecto.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Nobody should wear unnecessary glasses. It's weird.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I guess it is...me. And with a huge 'stache. And glasses even though I don't really wear glasses. I just happened to be wearing glasses in my pic because they are crazy computer glasses. I guess if I'm going to be dual wielding monstrous double barreled pistols, I may as well do it in crazy technology-themed style.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Can someone please tell me what it is that is posted above this?

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        Denied.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I'm still OCD in that I like to leave my notifications cleared when I sleep, so oh well. And if I don't do it before I sleep, I might forget like you did, you jerk.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Gross. I'll be passed out by then. But waaaait. You already addressed the one I meant. The other can wait.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I will answer it later! I am going offline now...for awhile most likely. I'll get to it before bed probably.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Z: Answer my fucking message.

        J: I don't think that's going to help.

        glitter-rainbow-unicorn-Favim.com-237329

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        She said.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        What I said? Or what she said?

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        That might be the girliest thing I have ever heard in my life. I might need to shoot myself to regain my composure.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I don't know the best way to insert myself in the conversation. But it's on my profile so I don't need to have a reason.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        No, silly. It's glitter that's been thrown through a rainbow and received so many rainbow kisses it's now got all the colors! smiley12.gif

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        Or is rainbow the base? Is rainbow glitter made from rainbows?

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        RAINBOW GLITTER IS TEH BEST! But yeah, glitter is the base.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        I thought rainbow was? Or pink?

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        GLITTER IS OUR FAVORITE COLOR. ALL LADIES. IT'S TRUE.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        Was I trying to pick her up at a gay strip club or something? Why the fuck would I have glitter?

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Oh, that's depressing. You should have used glitter.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        I tried using the Konami code to unlock a girls heart. She didn't know the Konami code though.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Maaaaaybe.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        Thats a good thing.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        You're a Konami Code.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        Konami Code.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Contra? No...that has start/selects.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        smiley29.gifsmiley29.gifsmiley22.gifsmiley22.gifsmiley19.gifsmiley27.gifsmiley19.gifsmiley27.gifsmiley15.gifsmiley14.gifsmiley15.gifsmiley14.gif

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        smiley2.gif

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        And the smiley12.gif .

        You are not worthy of those two.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Or the heart!

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        And you didn't do the winky face. smiley2.gif

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        IN ORDER?? C'EST TERRIBLE!

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

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      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Oh, sadface.

        Also, this: smiley2.gif

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET A TATOO OF IT ON YOUR FACE BRICK.

        *This line was later cut from the movie*

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        I love...I love lamp.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        I love lamp!

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        I love carpet. I love.. desk.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Not when you love someone Jack, not when you love someone.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        "I have his face tattooed on my face"

        Thats a little extreme, isn't it?

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Why would his brain explode in that thread? I really can't keep them straight. You want to reference something Zack, you're going to have to do it outright.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Knew what? That I'm in love with a brony? It's pretty easy to see. He and I are friends, I have his face tattooed on my face, I'm in the nob0d fangroup, I don't ever have to look at someone else's post to remember which o is the 0....

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        I knew it Jen.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        You could summon Qwirtle and see his brain explode in that thread.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Hahahahaha. Yes. I'm dating a teenage brony. I couldn't help myself.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        You're seeing Nob0d? Or someone else not in that thread?

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Haha, don't be afraid!

        And I won't announce it again, I give you my word. It's not my place. Had I been there last night I would have volunteered no personal information besides my theory that the only people who have usereasonable need for such information are myself and any dude I'm currently seeing. Which is nobody in that thread.

        Post edited 6/08/13 4:45PM

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Hmmm. What. Just. Happened????

        I am afraid of the pointless arguing thread also.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        I'm doing that. Also, it's because you're the bigger me. Therefore, you would retain this information for a while, then announce it again. Just like the fact that thaydan likes Miranda Kerr a lot, (post pictures of her every now and then to see him react). He's thankful, yet angry.)

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        WHY NOT ME?! Also, if you just leave it alone and don't mention it again, it'll be like five pages back and no one will read it because most people don't care enough.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        It's more the fact that information can spread. I trust everyone in there of our friends. Except you.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        There weren't that many people posting in there though...one in what...four or five? That's not that bad of a ratio as compared to one in seven billion.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        That's the one I regret posting in last night. Notice, I was the only one dumb enough to do that. Oh we'll, I guess just tuck it anyway.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Whhhhhy? Which one is that? What's happening in it? There are too many.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        That's how I feel about the pointless arguing thread right now.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        smiley2.gif

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        I've seen parts of the movie, not the whole thing though.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Ok, good. I was worried.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        A few good men. I knew that one.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Do you even know what movie that's from?

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        You can't handle the truth!

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        LIES! I'LL NOT HEAR YOUR LIES!

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        They say, you wanna insert your dick? Then give a price, then have sex. It exactly what they do.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        No. Incorrect. That's not what they do. At all.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        Well, prostitutes can give a price to it.


        Ehhhhh.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Also, this film aficionado thing fucking sucks. I'm through like the first two B movies or something and it's taken fooooorrrr.eeevvvvvvv.er.

        Insert dick? Yeah. Priceless.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        The ending was fucking hilarious. I almost died laughing.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        What time is it?
        It's stomach o'clock.

        Good times, good times.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        Told you. It was funny as fuck. I practically died by the end. If say the Far cry 3 one is my other favorite.

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        Classy joke.

        They're Icelandic too, so that makes them sound cool and randomly switch between Icelandic and English.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        I'll remind your mom later.

        When I'm nailing her.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        It may or may not have something to do with me mostly being online while being here.

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        Remind me later.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        I caaaaan't right now. You guys always post links to funny things while I'm at work and can't watch them.

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        Okay Jack didn't link the video he was talking about but I second him.

        Watch this. My god.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        People who watch movies?

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        Who are you these people?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Re: Pauly Shore is magical; Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight?

        Thunderdome: 1985. So that's my excuse. I should watch it though. Mel Gibson, hmm.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        BIODOME IS NOT GARBAGE PAULY SHORE IS MAGICAL.

        Beyond Thunderdome was the third Mad Max movie, it involved Tina Turner, and there was complex called Thunderdome: "Two men enter, one man leaves." Beginning of cage matches.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I know of Escape from NY and LA. Those are similar to Mad Max, right?

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        Everyone go watch I Broke Surgeon Simulator 2013. That's the funniest thing I've seen since Japan world cup 3.

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        Mad Max Beyond Thunderdome? No? Shameful.

        And no, not that piece of garbage.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Do I? I honestly don't.

        Is it like Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore? Of course it's not. So I guess you could say I know what it isn't.

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        At least you know what it is.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I have never seen Thunderdome.

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        Did THAT go through?!

        You got that one, right? Super Troopers?

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        I can't read spoiler text .

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        Mother of God.

        Did THAT go through?!

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        smiley3.gif

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        It's not engrained enough for Jack. You need something like "English motherfucker, do you speak it?!" for it to filter through.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        No... smiley2.gif

        But Thunderdome is pretty engrained in pop culture...it might've filtered through anyway.

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        You really think he's seen Mad Max?

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        You don't know what Thunderdome is, do you?

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        Okay then....

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        THUNDERDOME.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        So you Edwin and zack in a cave is called what.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        No, it's a Hag Den.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        So what if its one gay dude and two straight girls in a cave. Is it still a Gayve?

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Gayves just have to be gay dudes in a cave. Doesn't matter how many.

        Well, it matters for the nearest proximity seller of fine lubricants, but other than that: irrelevant.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        Go back to building your Gayve.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        You want references for how I know these things?

        Well...it might take a little bit for me to track down the other two guys' information. Maybe I can have it to you by Monday?

        Oh...you meant the other kind of references.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        References Zack! REFERENCES

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        you can have a gay threeway. I think.

        also a straight cave is just a cave. I think.

        Post edited 6/07/13 5:02PM

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        It's also not a Gayve if it's in space.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        Also, it's not Gayve if it's a three way.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        So are we going go build a strave?

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        That's why you're part of it!

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        Sounds sexy, actually.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        I don't know.
        II
        V

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Why would I be jealous of Zack-Edwin Gayve Time? Sounds fucking terrible.

        Post edited 6/07/13 4:51PM

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        I totally understand. I guess I'm your friend then.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        This is the stuff we want for e thread recordings. @wubwave, read post #62.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        THEY BETTER OR ELSE THEY ARENT MY REAL FRIENDS

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        They'll understand.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        ILL MAKE TIME. SORRY IRL FRIENDS I HAVE TO BUILD A GAY PARTIAL-RAPE DUNGEON IN MINECRAFT. WHAT'S MINECRAFT YOU SAY? VIRTUAL LEGOS. CALLING IT A GAYVE. DON'T COME OVER. IMMA BE...BUSY. YEP.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        Why are you jealous that zack is hanging with Edwin in the Gayve instead of with you????

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        I actually have the ACT tomorrow, so I'll probably try to actually sleep tonight.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        ZACK DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TIME FOR YOUR GAYVE, WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO CREATE ONE WITH HIM?

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        You can be. It'll just become a Gay Partial-Rape Dungeon.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        Can I not be part of the Gayve?

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        NEXT TIME

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        HECK YES WE DO. BUT IDK ABOUT TONIGHT. SOMETIME THOUGH.

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        WE NEED TO BUILD A GAYVE IN JENI'S WORLD TONIGHT

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        WELL NEXT TIME YOU CAN JUST TALK TO EDWIN AND JACK AND HAVE AN ALL BOY LOVEFEST IN A FUCKING GAYVE.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I wish she was inaudible! ba dum tsh.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        That's so deep, it's inaudible.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        I'm not. I'm like 18 octaves deeper.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I have to watch Blues Brothers again and compare...but I'm pretty sure you're still higher than that.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        I never said that once, Edwin. LIES!!!!!

        Yeah, my voice is totally as deep as his singing voice is. Good call, ass.

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        Your words Jeni.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I thought we were playing with Dan Aykroyd the whole time.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        That doesn't even make sense, Edwin. You're being silly.

        And Zack: -1 Too Much Rudesauce

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        Because there are no women on the internet.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        So people knew who the "she" was. You're the last person they would think about so I had to be clear.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        WHY DID YOU TAG ME IN A MESSAGE THAT WAS ORIGINALLY CREATED BY ME?!

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        I'm fine with that.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        She said 8pm for miencrampts. @shadow_hound @edwin @capnbirdman @datalaughing

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        She can read the Sparknotes later.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Welp, Jeni can text me when you guys start.

        Because I probs won't see the XBL messages if I'm netflixing like a n00b. Although...another non-boardgaming friend asked if I wanted to do something tonight so I might be busy. Last time she came over, I gave her a -1 Rude because we watched a movie and talked through it (which was fine--the movie was on in the background on purpose) but she was on her phone playing a game THE WHOLE TIME.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        That guy that everyone stares at because he has weird ideas.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        Cyanide and Happiness. And yes, you are that guy.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I am back from the picnic.

        Also, why am I offended that you guys think I'm boring?

        My friends say I'm this guy:
        idea.png

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        I am back from the DMV.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        I'll be online tonight if Shadow lets me join the party and you're not "watching Netflix" like a n00b.

        Post edited 6/06/13 11:57AM

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        STOP MAKING ME PLAY MINECRAFT THEN. AND LEAVING WHEN YOU MAKE ME. IT DELAYS THINGS.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Not really. Start playing video games like an adult!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I live with a college roommate that loves board games. We live next door to another college roommate that loves board games (and his wife who plays video games while we play board games). They needed a third. Their love of board games still far exceeds mine, but it has rubbed off on me somewhat. OK?!

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        The DMV isn't fun.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        smiley2.gif

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        I mean, I knew Zack had a boring life, but come on. "Impromptu game night"

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        I think he means: at what point does one become so lame that impromptu board game playing is one's version of spontaneity? (Or is even allowed for that matter....)

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        More or less.

        Also how can you ask me when something is that is impromptu? THOSE CANNOT COEXIST.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        Unless tonight becomes impromptu board game night.

        When the hell do you have impromptu board game night?
        "EHH, you up for some monopoly?"
        "Fuck Yeah!!!"

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I have...no plans, I think. Unless tonight becomes impromptu board game night.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Yesssssh. Maybe tonights. I have the afternoon off for naptime and cleaning and apparently this film aficionado business, so I should be well-rested for eveningtime.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        NO SLEEP. MUST PLAY

        That's fine. We can play again later.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        It would have been. I was sleepy.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        LATER IS RELATIVE! YOU WERE UNCLEAR!

        Nah, it was fine. All it meant was my roommate went to bed early (I'll thank you for him), and I probably went to bed earlier than I would have too, because I don't know if it would be possible to just have played an hour.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        I'M SORRRRRRRRRY! smiley2.gif

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        I THOUGH WE SAID WE'D TRY LATER, NOT 10 SECONDS FROM MY POST!!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I'm going to bed! Gnite! Thanks again for the wolves!

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        +1 Ditto. I guess it's off then. I'm going to try to get into AC III, if not I'll get back into the borderlands.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I think she went to bed? Oh well.

        -1 rude for her when she gets on or wakes up

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        @Capnbirdman! Are you playing?

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        Is Capn not coming?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        You're the only one on. So are we giving up tonight?

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        You're hosting. Jen, if you want to join my game now, I have two wolves waiting.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I will join when the current episode is done.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        ALL THE TECHNOLOGY IS RUINING EVERYTHING.

        We shall try again soon and have a victory!

        Asleep?

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        Negative for me. My face looks like Sam's right now.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        I don't know what happened to my mic, so it's okay.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        I just logged in and tried to join your party but it told me I couldn't so I logged back out.

        I think my Xbox is mean.

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        @Edwin, @Capnbirdman, @Zack are we playing minecraft now?

      • Gorczy The Real Slim Shady

        6 years ago

        WE DONT LOSE THOUGH

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        actually I am proud. We decided that Shadow_Hound is capn's younger self. And you're mine. But he doesn't even watch or read GoT, so we win.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        maybe.

    • capnbirdman Likes Stars

      6 years ago

      Moderately Tolerated Zack/Zach/Zatch/Zombieface,

      You were all 3-5 users under different usernames, weren't you?

      Brock Samson still taught me how to punch--you insult my punching, you insult him; you insult Brock Samson, you die,
      Jeni smiley9.gif

    • capnbirdman Likes Stars

      6 years ago

      Dear Zack,

      WHAT THE FUCK IS ZATCH.ORG? IT SCARES ME.

      I'll punch you in the face one day,
      Jeni smiley12.gif

    • capnbirdman Likes Stars

      6 years ago

      Dear Zack,

      FUCK OFF.

      Hugs and kisses,
      Jeni smiley12.gif

    • capnbirdman Likes Stars

      6 years ago

      Dear Zatch,

      You're not funny.

      Kthxbai,
      Jeni smiley12.gif

    • edwin

      6 years ago

      ZACK. THE WAY, WAY BACK COMES OUT JULY 5 AKA THE FIRST DAY OF RTX.

      WE SHOULD JUST GO TO A THEATRE IN AUSTIN AND SEE IT SINCE WE'LL ALREADY BE THERE.

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        You can, because it is.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Can I just say that this is proof that we were meant to be together?

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        YAY.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        ZOMG YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW EXCITED I AM.

        I SMILED RIGHT NOW AT WORK WHEN I READ THIS.

        IT'S A DATE!

    • edwin

      6 years ago

      A little Facebook digging and I think I found you.

      One of your friends is friends with one of my friends, interestingly enough. Check your messages too.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        WRONG

    • MaltedBlaze

      6 years ago

      *clicks 'watch'. Leaves slowly*

      XD. You seem like a cool guy. Hope you are worth watching. XD

      • MaltedBlaze

        6 years ago

        Sounds about right. smiley0.gif

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Malted Blaze sounds like a drink.

      • MaltedBlaze

        6 years ago

        Yeah, very true. The whole thing with numbers in the name, never really liked it that much. smiley4.gif

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Having no numbers helps a username! So good start.

      • MaltedBlaze

        6 years ago

        I agree. I wish i could just have a simple name like, well, my name, but that's already taken. (Aaron) I kinda want to make it simple. But unless i make a new profile and look for a new name that simple like my name or something i guess this hall do. XD

        Nice talking to you dude. XD

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I do remember that username!

        Yeah the whole split identity thing is weird for me. I have even thought about going back to Zatch because it's so...hm, well it carries a reputation. But I don't think they would appreciate me asking to go back.

        Thanks man, haha.

      • MaltedBlaze

        6 years ago

        Oh, don't worry, i miss your old name when it was Zatch. Kinda makes me wish i kept my old profile...

        That is a different story though...I believe i knew you on this site before...just on a different profile name..hate when people ruin yo profile by hacking.

        Anywho, nice seeing you again Zatch....or....Zack.... smiley4.gif

        Talk to you sometime. XD
        ~From the former glory of Blaze1221 i bid you farewell.You are smiley13.gif by the way! smiley0.gif

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Haha...I'll let you be the judge of that.

    • edwin

      6 years ago

      Much as I say I hate you, I don't mean it.

      You're my favourite.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Canadianssss!!!

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        Why?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I take everything back I've ever said to you.

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        That I am.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        So you're originally Canadian?

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        Apart from words like personalize being spelled "personalise", Canadian and British English are virtually the same.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Also, did you seriously spell it the Brit way? Wanker.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Yeah I know. You couldn't hate me if you tried.

    • AMingDynasty

      6 years ago

      Your SHAME is more real

      • AMingDynasty

        6 years ago

        Fool Fool Fool

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you again.

    • kylebrodeur

      6 years ago

      Zatch, Community Legend, RIP. I just had my name changed today on RT. It feels weird not logging in with the name I've used for over 8 years.

      • kylebrodeur

        6 years ago

        Yeah, I was a pretty bad 13 year old man. Just don't kill Morgan Freeman or I'll have to shoot up the whole town, hahaha.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Moved on from the murdering business, eh?

      • kylebrodeur

        6 years ago

        It was Killa9901. Doesn't really fit anymore.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        RIP in name only man! My login name isn't tooooo different. I use auto-login anyways so I only noticed the first time I changed it. What was your name? I don't remember you. Thanks for the nice words. Too nice, even!

    • capnbirdman Likes Stars

      6 years ago

      smiley13.gif That guy's the panda I was talking about! (Again, awesome button=arrow here.)

      Post edited 5/09/13 7:27PM

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        No, I'm kidding. It's all right here.

      • AsianFTW

        6 years ago

        Is it bad?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        If I told you, it wouldn't be behind your back.

      • AsianFTW

        6 years ago

        Like....

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        We were just talking about you behind your back is all.

      • AsianFTW

        6 years ago

        Oh.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        DOESNT CONCERN YOU

      • AsianFTW

        6 years ago

        Wait, what panda guy? Me? What did I do?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        HOPEFULLY THE SPLINCHED PART THAT WENT TO THE VOID WAS THE BAD BITS OF YOU. I AM WORKING TO IMPROVE YOU ACTIVELY BY SLOWLY SEPARATING YOUR SOUL INTO PIECES. LET ME KNOW IF ITS WORKING K? K.

        You could maybe get near him for a hair doll. Maybe. Voodoo? Other nefarious purposes? Maybe I don't want to know. smiley3.gif

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        FUCK YOU SUMMONER OF PEOPLE TO PLACES WHERE THEY CAN'T BE SUMMONED AND THUS INHERENTLY CAUSING THEM TO SPLINCH THEMSELVES INTO PIECES WHICH THEN GO INTO THE VOID.

        Oh...I can get near him. I can get so near him without him ever knowing.


        And then make a hair doll. smiley3.gif

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I didn't see your edit til now. I'm glad you found peace before going offline. WOULDN'T WANT YOU UP AT ALL HOURS OF THE NIGHT YEARNING FOR JOEL ON MY FRIENDLIST, THE ONE CHANCE YOU HAVE OF BEING NEAR TO HIM.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        i totally batsignaled you where you can't go. JUST BECAUSE I AM PURE EVIL.

        No I didn't delete Joel. He's there where he's always been. Geoff was the first on my friendlist but I can't remember if I removed him in a bout of pure insanity or if he removed me because I smell. Then out of the blue Joel added me...like years after I saw him in the flesh and didn't say a word because I HAS A SHY.

        But thanks for making me FREAK RIGHT OUT THERE until I scrolled and saw him.

        The area is the +50 forum. I didn't say anything of importance, I just wanted to test it and mess with you. WORKED LIKE A CHARM AMIRITE?

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Fucking...did you mention me in a forum I don't have access to? Because it said you batsignaled me five hours ago and then it ... oh god. Did you DELETE JOEL FROM YOUR FRIENDS LIST I CAN'T SEE HIM WHERE'S JOEL NOOOOO ... took me to the forum hub and said either the thread has been deleted or I don't have access to it. smiley9.gifsmiley10.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley13.gif

        [Edit: Found him, we're good.]

        Post edited 5/10/13 7:39PM

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Yeah I knew who you meant. Maybe he should change his name to AsianWTF after all. Has a ring to it.

    • AsianFTW

      6 years ago

      Sweet, nice name change!

      • AsianFTW

        6 years ago

        Thanks :)

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Sure, I sent you one man. When you put it that way, it's hard to say no hahaha. Anyone that has a pokemon gif on their profile is awesome in my book.

      • AsianFTW

        6 years ago

        Lol, hey can I send you a friend request? You seem cool.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Thanks man! Unfortunately if you did, you would be turning your back on an entire ethnic group.

    • edwin

      6 years ago

      Look at you, joining the first name club I'm still not a part of.

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        I told you trywas gonna try.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Copycat. If you think I'm saying this with malice and scorn...then you don't know me at all! I don't really take anything too seriously.

        Post edited 5/08/13 1:52PM

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Yep. Back when RT had a phpBB forum, I ended up being interested in how the forum worked and I made my own.

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        This?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Possible! I know I'm related to an item on the 2nd page of results. But it's not from this site.

        Post edited 5/07/13 6:17PM

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        I'd figure googling Zatch would just come up with Zatch Bell, but that could just be me.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I think of it as the opposite. Now no one can google Zatch and find me. Googling Zack is not going to bring up just RT stuff.

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        Seemed regretful I suppose. And that's good! I think I'm just gonna ask Adam if I can get Edwin. Fuck internet anonymity.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Haha. Really? When I wrote "thanks to you" I heard Nathan Fillion echo "Thanks to me!" in my head. So not bitter at all.

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        That sounded almost bitter.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Yeah thanks to you giving me the push over the edge to just ask.

    • yelnocp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TNETENNBA

      6 years ago

      I can't believe you still post in this thread.


      All day every day.
      I love answering questions there. it never gets old.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Haha, nice.

      • yelnocp FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold TNETENNBA

        6 years ago

        It's a combination of both. A lot of the questions are the same, of course.
        As far as frequency of posts, i can't remember if it was the Q&A thread or the Ask Anything RvB thread but recently a lot of the cool kids have adopted them. Some good discussions going on!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I am watching the thread because I think it was fun when I used to help out...but I am running into the issue...I don't know anything about this site anymore, haha. Oh well. And it seems that questions come in much slower than they used to, so that's good. Or that means people don't know to go there...

    • capnbirdman Likes Stars

      6 years ago

      I got knocked out of my reply groove...so...uh..bother.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        That's not true. I'm relatively certain the first name is correct.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Riiiiight? This time the picture was for some Kyle BroMcBroskitown guy. I only guarantee the first name is correct.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        HE FEINTS CONFUSION WHILE PLOTTING

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        YOU PANDANINJAD OUR CONVERSATION, BRO. DON'T ACT LIKE YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON.

        Fucking crafty pandas....

      • AsianFTW

        6 years ago

        Wait, what did I do? I'm so confused?

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Or maybe it was AsianWTF...something.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        And I know they call him Gob in the show as a joke...that's why it was funny to me that I read it that way.

        Yeah...if you don't stop shouting at me...I'll neg mod you all the time. I am totally capable of hitting the red hand.

        Wtf...see...I just got a message saying this panda AsianFTW thing or whatever replied to my user comment...and when I clicked it lead me here.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Hahahaha. The business model calls him Gob and not Jobe so you're not 100% wrong...just 99%.

        Flashes of Quincy.

        It had to be shouted because Will Arnett's default voice is like a shout. He has to actively soften his voice to achieve something other than a shout.

        I THINK YOUR RANDOM SHOUTING IS JUST A FACET OF YOU BY NOW. I went through a phase where I would shout random words in a sentence. I find it too WEIRD to do now. Again, it was just a PHASE.

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        6 years ago

        I'M NOT SURE WHY THAT HAD TO BE SHOUTED OR WHY I'M STILL SHOUTING, BUT I'M GOING WITH IT. ALSO, TIME TO GO OUT, KTHXBAI!

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        I literally just pronounced it gob instead of jobe in my head because I didn't know an AD reference was coming. Hilarious.

        Fuck you, it's a process.

        ILLUSION, MICHAEL! A TRICK IS SOMETHING A WHORE DOES FOR MONEY, OR COCAINE!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I have no reference point for what that would be. You grumpy cat'd his MLP pic. I think that was it. You are crazy already dude. But we can pretend that it's a process.

        It's so hard to bail. I kept it on watch because they called you out and I wondered what you would say...but you said your lack of N thing and that's that. I keep thinking of Gob Bluth saying "God! Michael, I have a sense of propriety!" when I read that thread.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        I think my notices tried to tell me you had responded to my comment...but for some reason it looked like Edwin had done...I could have sworn I saw Sam Rockwell. I'm going crazy dude.

        Yeah, I think I'm going to bail...but I don't know. They say funny stuff sometimes and I don't like leaving things unwatched...I'm a creeper that way. Except all of the 80 things I had to watch from yours and my tagging war.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I think I'm done with that thread...I feel dumber for reading their posts.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        AND YOU HAD NO PROBLEM WITH IT! You're encouragable! That should be a word. It should mean encouraging, and be a trap for people with poor vocabulary...see if they think it means incorrigible. That'll teach em.

        They weren't even arguing! Kinda glad I was away for it to happen, but it made me sad to read it after.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        I had no problem processing them...but this is mah work computer. Yeah...that thread got creepy, fast.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        No. Taco actually just messaged me about living in MN because he was in my town before. I was more annoyed at One_X last night. I don't know if he was trying to slow my browser down or not. If he was I don't know why he didn't just repost the first picture that did it. But I'm glad he didn't. Man that sucked.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Seriously, am I the only one who's actually pissed at the taco guy? It's infuriating.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        I DON'T NEED TO PRACTICE I'M ALREADY A BOSS.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Now that finals are over, you have time to practice. Your esophagus will hate you.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Bitch, please.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I'd like to see you try without crying.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Haha.

        Also, you can chug hot chocolate if you're a motherfucking boss.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I was going to say Ambiguously Gay Duo but I remembered that was the wrong duo. Psh. I don't even know what the dynamic duo is other than they are a thing. So I guess I'll just never refer to them again because I'm pretty sure a lot of people would think the same way.

        Yeah you need a cold drink for shakes because you need to chug. Or at least gulp. And you can't gulp hot chocolate until it's lukewarm hot chocolate unless you want to scream like Turk eating a pizza roll.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        You should never say dynamic duo when referencing family. I always think of the Ambiguously Gay Duo.

        I will suffer through the caffeine shakes for a mocha frappuccino though, if studying calls for it. Cold+chocolate=more bearable.

        Post edited 5/08/13 10:50AM

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        And now my stupid younger brother likes coffee. We hated coffee together for the longest time. We were the dynamic duo of coffee disgust. And now he has abandoned me for browner pastures (HOT CHOCO IS BROWN TOO I KNOW BUT JUST GO WITH IT). It makes me sick. Hot chocolate or apple cinnamony drinks, mm. If I ever get lost and find myself in a coffee shop, I get thems.

        Post edited 5/08/13 10:43AM

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Oh totally. Coffee sucks. I get hot chocolate. Gangsta-style.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Zack can't compare young and old selves in regards to paying rent. Now Zack is living in his first crappy apartment, without the option to pay rent up front...but that would be a ton of money at once. Future Zack is looking forward to moving this summer...into a house...paid for by his roommate's friend from high school. Now Zack is nervous for Future Zack's changed life, but also excited to have a bigger kitchen and to be able to store his bike somewhere other than a closet.

        Responsible Zack has a chokehold on Irresponsible Zack when it comes to drinking. Irresponsible Zack resents him for this, but is grateful for the last two New Years Eves. Now Zack is still awesome and hates coffee, the grownup drink.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Irresponsible Jeni once had five beers and a shot, blacked out, and didn't call into work or show up the next morning, but knew her kitchen manger thought she was hot and entertaining, so she wasn't worried. Responsible Jeni is excited when the Starbucks drive-thru line is short before work.

        Post edited 5/08/13 9:53AM

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Right. Young, irresponsible Jeni lived her life in the five days until rent is actually late window. Responsible Jeni took the deal where you sign a two-year lease, pay an entire year up front, and your rent is locked in for that two years at $50 below the rate you were paying.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        So? You can still be youthful and do boring stuff like that! Although imagining Peter Pan paying bills and renting is kind of hilarious.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Meh, not really. I still pay my bills and rent on time and responsibly care for two dogs. Gross. Responsibility.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Oh, youth retained!

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        I didn't actually go to sleep until like 10:00, so not too early when you consider I wake up at 6:00.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Gross is right. So early. You must feel sooo old. Trying to nap and being unable to sleep is one of the worst things in the world. Like only slightly better than work.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        It'll be ok, I was just thinking about dinosaurs. I didn't sleep at all. I really do need to go take a nap. But at this point...it's pretty much going to sleep. Gross.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I meant curse your sudden and inevitable need for sleep. Can't even get the quote right. smiley2.gif

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        That cat is way better than Beaker. Beaker doesn't look that negative...I think it's in the eyes. Beaker is awesome, but not for displaying grumpiness.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSnq0XsBBJm41Y9lNpe2Lg

        Nope. Grumpy catiest. I really do fucking love this cat. We make the same face constantly. Like Beaker! Except that's his face.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        So this round should be the craziest...

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Riiiight. I'm a sign off right meow. As soon a I make a last round through things. At least until post-naptime.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Curse your cruel but inevitable need for sleep.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        I also need a Wash.

        images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQQa8BbDM5ZwjTd-HLo8Dr

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Nooooo. I just keep bouncing back and forth via the notification box. I don't have much left in me. I need food, a wash, and a nap.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I suppose I could eke out more tabs if I stopped working. Worth it.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Work is for sissies.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Just testing the limits of my computer in regards to how many tabs are possible to open at once while still doing work.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Obviously not, *lazy mclazyface.

        *Too lazy to capitalize there.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I would be much better in a tag battle. Just saying.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        The worst part is I can't really fight back because your username takes so long to type out.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Oh yeah...will it now?

        @zack

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        You wish it did. It combined them thankfully, a la facebook.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        So....does your notification box go Berserker when I type
        @zack
        @Zack
        @ZACK
        @zAcK
        @ZaCk
        or other various options?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Ok the night was pretty clear for me then. I have a Community fan-made t-shirt that is a yellowy-cream color. It's pretty much the worst color for a shirt ever. On anyone. Now I regret buying it but use it as the shirt I wear when I do laundry. Sometimes.

        SILENCE! I don't believe I've shared with you how many horcruxes I've made so far. smiley3.gif

        It didn't work. You just have to type AT SYMBOL then zack (capitalization doesn't matter) and only that. Don't use any tags. No buttons to click. I'm pretty sure it's the only way.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Ooooh, I've never done the abbreviation...especially because the "f" isn't capitalized. Grammar-hater. And yes, I do have those t-shirts. Though, one is yellow and the other is burnt orange...not good with olive skin tones.

        It's not a seventh unless you have seven horcruxes.

        I attempted my version of batsignaling you on a picture of mine. I did like it to /Zack and tried it--as a link it works.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Toothpaste for Dinner. At least I thought you said t-shirts. the 65 cent thing...canadians...something something...hazy...

        Ok you can call me that but you can't summon me that way! I don't think it would work. the /zatch links goes to nowhere now. It's kind of sad really. It's like killing off a horcrux, losing a piece of my soul. A seventh of me is crying.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Fuck off. I'm still calling you Zatch. Watch and see (if a batsignal pops up, seriously not dropping that until it has been evaluated without results you've fucking contaminated).

        Pacific rimming was always a sexual act. Not my fault it's too indie for you guys. I can't remember all parts of last night: TFD t-shirts?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        ok i thought 5 characters was too much trouble for you so i changed my username. the batsignal for me is now 20% easier or something like that.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        The bunnies thing just linked my profile and said stuff about bunnies. So I just hovered over the link to see my link popup but I didn't click it. it MIGHT have summoned me but I'm not sure since I was already looking at the alert for the comment because it's my page already haha. Probably not the best place to try it out. If you want to do it again somewhere else that I wouldn't normally get a notif on, go ahead, but I'm going to guess you're ok with just typing @zatch instead since that does summon. But if you're curious, go ahead, since I have no idea what you typed to make that...otherwise I would.

        Also, I think you made pacific rimming a sexual act tonight. Bravo.
        And kudos on the TFD t-shirts. I just have the little...ummm...comic book? I guess I would call it that, from him.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Creepy. So the bunnies thing didn't do a call, but that did?

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        That's precisely what I did. OOOOOH. Totally didn't think it was that easy because it didn't work in the preview when I tried that a while ago and am now remembering that I tried it.... Now I shall try again: @Zatch!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I really have no idea how you turned my link into a link with the bracket link tag, unless you used the link http:/www.roosterteeth.com/zatch and wrote bunnies are awesome for the link text. To do the batsignal just type @zatch and that's it. Nothing else. It does the rest for you, turning it into a link and also giving them a notif. A summoning.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        But it's done using the link button...right? The link tags with the brackets? Whatever the fuck you call them. And I do have a notice saying you mentioned me, so whatever you did it worked.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I meant the whole post saying full response coming and then following up even though a normal person would wait. Very weird out of context I guess.

        ANYWAYS

        You need to put the @ symbol in front of the name for it to work. And when you preview it, it won't do the magic batsignal until after it's posted. Kinda weird. I don't think you could turn it into a link because that would mess up the magic. Maybe I shall test this out. But I have to do it in a place that you wouldn't get an alert for anyways, I think. Also, that link goes to my profile but does not alert me. And bunnies are pretty awesome, agreed.

        Post edited 5/06/13 11:10PM

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Wait, I forgot...what can be a little weird from my perspective? Sidenote: when you do the batsignal for someone's profile, do you have to include the @ for it to work or do people just include that for some weird reason? For example: if I were to post something and say bunnies are awesome, does it still pop up in your little red box guy that someone made a post that mentioned you? Or just your name, same concept really.

        Post edited 5/06/13 8:21PM

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Hmm. I guess it can be a little weird from your perspective. I think it's just a work habit that crossed over. I would have done it to anyone though. Sorry?

        Post edited 5/06/13 6:04PM

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        SEE, RUSTY JAPANESE! Dumb honors history class in HS made me drop Japanese a quarter of the way through. Didn't even take the AP test at the end because the teacher taught too slow so it would be pointless to pay for a test to guess on the last 25% of it. I DIGRESS. Oh and the words I was saying, I knew what they meant (except the part about my name apparently--I think I just like the way anata no namae wa just rolls off the tongue...and add desu at the end of everything). At least I was close. A for effort for me too. They weren't intended to be strung together in a sentence, but thematically it still definitely works. I would eat a cat if I had the chance.

        I COULD HAVE WAITED YES. But I typed out half of what I said then got a call at work SO NYAH. I do what I want. I wanted to say more! but my train of thought was a getaway.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        You could have just waited to respond...that is a thing. I don't look at when I posted, notice a lack of response here, and then say, "WHAT THE FUCK ZACK IT'S BEEN ALMOST THREE MINUTES AND I KNOW YOU'RE ONLINE."

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        A for effort. Full response coming.

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        6 years ago

        Fuuuuuuck. In romanji that said: Watashi-no namae-wa Zack desu. You were close at least.

        Fucking anti-Japanese website. Racism!

        Post edited 5/06/13 2:25PM

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        ç§ã®åå‰ã¯Zackã§ã™ã€‚is what you're going for. Suck it.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        You just said "Your name is Zack," not my name is Zack, and possibly "Cat! Let's eat!"

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I do get the sense they seem to be all about the image and reputation they put forth. Yeah it should be fine now. But I don't have a tour guide! And my Japanese is very rough. Doumo Arigato, Mr. Roboto. Anata no namae wa Zack desu. Something like that. Neko! Itadakimasu! But maybe it wouldn't be so bad in Tokyo.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Well...it's been two years since then, you can go back now? And the history's really interesting because the public image Japan likes to portray to Americans is not in line with it's history, or so it seemed to me.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Hmmm...sounds boring. I love Japan...and have to go there before I die, but I don't know how interesting the history would be. I had it all lined up. My trip to Japan I mean. Flight booked, plans set, staying with a friend that was studying there a second or third time in japan...she would have been the perfect tour guide. Then the earthquaketsunamipowerplantdisaster happened and everything went to bits. It took so long for my flight refund too, but I eventually got it. but still. smiley2.gif

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Haha, I will study later. Japan Since 1850, so history course. Meh. At this point I don't care a whole lot. I know how to study for the exam and I know how to write an essay. My grade is more likely to be decided by other things that have already been turned in to the professor. Though I suppose how high of an A I can get on the final matters.... Again: right now it's meh.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Sooo are you studying today? What is the final on? You seem to be doing a semi-good job of not being distracted.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        I usually like to wear the blue when when I'm out in the open in Hyrule. Yeah...I liked the cel shading...I thought it added a super cutesy/childlike image to the game, which constantly reminds you how young Link and Zelda are while all of the piracy and fighting is going on.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Oh I was thinking red for Gerudo Valley. But that is where you have to anyways...I think. Christmas Link is awesome. Where would you put on the blue one?

        windwaker.jpg

        Not sure why they want to remake it. Maybe they are regretting cel shading? I really liked the style! But yeah it's going to be realistic now. I hated the intro to WW because it took forever to get the game going. I should really get OoT for the 3DS. One of these days...

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        6 years ago

        No, no. Not for camouflage, so that he's not wearing a red tunic surrounded by a bunch of greens and then looks like a Christmas weirdo in Hyrule.

        No...I haven't heard of it at all. Why would they want to remake it? Have cel shading graphics really changed enough to warrant a complete remake of that game? Or are the ditching that style all together? I would play the hell out of an Ocarina remake.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        So he's like ninja Link...I see.

        Did you see the stuff on the Wind Waker remake? I don't have a Wii U and I don't plan on getting one, but I'm curious to see how the game ends up looking. There are screenshots now, but only a couple.

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        6 years ago

        Oh, I know those, too. I'm not a half-assed stalker here, guy. I also like to match his tunics based on which location he'll be in so he has a coloring that goes with his surroundings (when he doesn't need a specific one for a task that is).

        Post edited 5/06/13 9:32AM

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Instead of memorizing his moves, I memorized the sounds he makes when he does his moves. Link makes the best noises to do impressions of.

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        Richard Madden thanks you for expanding his brand.

        Yeah, I'm a little in love with Link. It's a thing. Well, adult Link, not kid Link because...gross.

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        Wow. Well if you ever get around to it, and actually do it, let me know so I can be impressed. Memorized all his moves? Hmm, I don't remember...but it didn't seem like he had a lot. I probably didn't rely on all of them, it's been so long.

        So I was watching GoT last night with my friends and the opening credits were playing. Richard Madden's name comes up and my roommate says, "Richard Madden??? Who is he?" and I just about cracked up. Then because of you I got to proudly claim he plays Robb Stark. So thanks? And you're welcome. At the same time.

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        As it should! Yeah, I'm still wanting to do a three hearts no continue run of Ocarina, which shouldn't take too long, unless I forgot how to do everything. Which isn't possible. I memorize all of Link's moves. smiley3.gif <-Closest I could get to a stalker face.

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        Man. Now I have to add that to my need to replay list. It seems like it gets longer erryday.

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        Mmmm hotcakes. Yeah, sometimes you just need some drama-free Epona time. Go hit on Malon, hang out with the Gorons, maybe spend some time fishing at the lake all while Hyrule doesn't look like it's pouting and awaiting impending environmental doom.

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        That game would sell like hotcakes.

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        Zelda games usually make me sad. All I wanted at the end of Ocarina was to be able to ride around on Epona as adult Link in a Ganondorf-free Hyrule.

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        You must have been really messed up when playing Majora's Mask. Or maybe you were on time to everything then? Just in case the world ended if you were late...

        I didn't ever really play Majora's Mask though. Time limits make me sad. As much as I like Dead Rising, I really wanted an endless mode and I think the most recent game included it. It took them too long.

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        I think my first (or second) year I was five minutes late to a final because I zoned out playing Ocarina of Time. Games with warped internal time structures as quick as that game's always throw me off.

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        Hahaha. That response might as well have been an essay. But it was good. And so early in the morning too. I liked it. Now I'm going to have to keep an eye on the bitchiness of my posts until I forget this happened. I wonder how long that will be? What were we talking about again?

        Oh, watching AH videos. I think it's strange that now instead of playing video games, they want to watch videos of people playing video games. Zapti said, "oh but these people are FUNNY!" as if that's an excuse. Psh! Ok, I can kinda see it. I should watch some AH just to see if I like it, but I don't know...

        Good luck on your final Tuesday! So Monday is study like mad day? I remember Freshman year finals week. I beat Mario 64 in two days. I took an extra third day to get all 120 stars. Good times.

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        I will. If I ever finish typing this monstrous reply to your bitchy comment in the GoT thread. It's all your fault, see! It has nothing to do with my want to watch AH videos or hang out with friends instead or read (for school or fun at this point in the semester really).

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        There's only 40 episodes! I watched them on Netflix so I haven't seen the current season. Not a big enough time dent! I wouldn't ask you do cut back because it wouldn't make a difference! Well, depends on how far into it you are. If you just started now then maybe. I calculated it out to less than 15 hours in all. You could do that in a day! COME ON!

        I am not really a good influence...you'll never finish GoT.

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        I don't know. I could probably cut back on my Workaholics watching. I refuse and cannot believe you would ask me to do such at thing! Schleepy time!

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        Summer school? Where are you ever going to find the time to finish reading GoT!!!

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        Fuuuuuuck yes it is. Final on Tuesday and then I'm done! Until class starts again on the 13th...but whatever. Oh balls I need to e-mail that professor.

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        And this thread's semester is almost over!!!!

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        I didn't have XBLG until a few months ago, so I played offline. It looked like more effort than it was worth to google how to sign up that tag on the Xbox website (especially when I had already created an online gamertag that was exactly the same thinking I could just link the two). I was cool with replaying any games I already had achievements for...but as you can see this semester has been too weird for lots -o- gaming.

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        Yeah I did my research. I double checked it too! You said the ones on your gamertag are right. The rest are a surprise. How come you got rid of your old gamertag? I used to have one...and I shared it with my brothers. We each chose a piece of the gamertag name and it ended up being SooperAvenger34. The dumbest name ever, and my addition to it was the 34. smiley4.gif

        I later got my own. But that was before they let you pay $10 to change the name. Why didn't you just do that? Assuming you did this recently.

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        And I literally don't remember if I said gamercard or actual profile. So that's a real question.

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        Haha, I told you to go off of the gamercard, didn't I? I seem to remember that. Those are the only ones on that gamertag, my other one was strictly offline and is dead to the world No one will know what I did with it.

        No one. smiley3.gif

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        At least it was a short list!

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        Whew. I'm off to your Xbox page to memorize the games you've played already.

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        You say that like I understand what it means out of context. I Googled the renegade chick's quote before I posted, and ChaosMana's. I (sometimes) do research before posting. So I had already read what Legion was, but I doubt what I read will matter, and I've already forgotten the specifics of what you said earlier as I was reading from the standpoint of needing to know specifics if I had to respond to them, but not wanting to read/remember spoilers. So I'm good.

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        I know what they say about assuming...I just forget it! Then I spoiled Legion for you. Sadface.

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        I haven't played Mass Effect (any of them). It's on the games list because I own it. I guess you guys can't click and see what achievements I've gotten...so it's best just to assume I've only played whatever five are in my gamertag at the time and let the rest be a surprise. I uploaded most of the games I own to the site as a reminder that I need to play when I have free time.

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        Zapti is a part of that group and he forced me at gunpoint to join them. So it goes. The group also post in a few more threads, "Is 30 a lot? plus other things" and "Usernames, explained" and "if you met your 10 year old self"

        None of them are on topic. Except maybe TFT, if you can even count that.

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        Hahahaha. Maybe you need to play ME2 again. Especially the Legion parts! www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ea_lFkvWm6Y

        The thread just refers to itself like a robot does. Inspired by Legion. That video doesn't really provide the best examples, and "he" doesn't really refer to himself 100% of the time like in the thread, but I think forcing that perspective in every statement really does ring true to how Legion would talk. I read every post in that thread in Legion's voice because I can't help it.

        Does that make sense? I can understand your confusion. smiley6.gif

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        I was remarking at you only mentioning T2, I said nothing about your view timeline. And that's why I chose Salvation over WO. Wolverine is awesome; tiny, but awesome. But that movie didn't look good...and when I finally saw it at a dollar theater I wasn't pleased.

        Seriously though, wtf is up with the TFT and the hive consciousness mindset in that place? And your ME2 shenanigans?

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        See! You can't wave T1 in my face when you yourself took your sweet time to see it too!!

        Hm. Wolverine Origins. I'm torn. That movie was terrible and a pox upon those that were involved in its creation. But Wolverine is obviously the best superhero ever. And yes I'm simply terrified for the next one, but I am optimistic.

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        I actually saw Salvation first as part of a date (it was that or Wolverine: Origins, so I made my choice easily), but didn't remember a whole lot of it. I watched Terminator for the first time...I think about a year ago...or maybe it was summer of 2011...either way, pretty recently. I then proceeded to watch the other three to try and cope with my newly developed Michael Biehn obsession that was followed swiftly by his murder.

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        Ok, I think with T1...it was more a matter of happenstance than pure avoidance. Because I think I watched it when I was younger (T2) because my friend said T1 wasn't as good and so I just never got around to it. It wasn't on TV when I happened to be watching TV...I didn't go out of my way to see it...until recently...like within the last 5 years. I think I just wanted to get all the things that T2 references...but I can't really remember anything other than robot chases sarah connor. sarah connor kills robot while saying a BAMF tagline that immortalized her. But T2...is the BEST. T3 just made me sad and by the time they came out with more I just said STAWP and didn't go.

        I'm curious how you receive Dear Reader Wizard People then. I thought it was kinda hard to watch all at once since it is the whole movie, but in little doses it's great.

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        What, what, what are you saying?! What was wrong with the first Terminator movie? I fucking loved it and T2. I was ok with three and liked four. Anton Yelchin = awesome.

        It was hard for me to give up on them once I'd started, but I was not fond of their treatment of Sirius' death in five and that put it over the edge for me. And better from so bad they make me want to punch people still won't be good enough to make me regret not watching them.

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        If you couldn't stand them, you should have quit earlier. They get progressively better, not worse. Every time I think about getting the box set on Blu-Ray, I always remember how in general they aren't that great, and always say no. Then I got the Bond box set even though I've only seen some of them Brosnan and on. Totally worth it.

        I was thinking of that same pic when I mentioned Neville.

        I can only relate to this kinda with the Jurassic Parks. I've still only seen the first one. I guess I wish I only saw T2 as well.

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        No, my love for Harry Potter and my sanity called it at five.

        Oh, I know. A lot of my friends saw them all and a few weeks ago that very same topic came up. I was forced to Google "that awkward moment when Neville Longbottom is the hottest." It wasn't a bad result.

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        So you gave up on them? The sixth book is my favorite, and the movie is quite up there too. Your OCD didn't force you to go anyways?

        I suppose you didn't need to see the later movies to find out the Neville actor guy person man turns out to be quite the stud, you could just Google Image Search him all day long. But still.

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        6 years ago

        I don't remember him in that movie...because I only saw the first five and I blocked them from my memory. Fun times.

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        I CAN EDIT TOO YOU KNOW! But I won't take it down because I'm insane but I love David Tennant. I haven't even SEEN Dr. Who but I know his name and he's my favorite Doctor. If only for his role in Harry Potter 4.

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        Which is now. You look crazy right now.

        AND YOU CAN'T TAKE IT DOWN OR YOU HURT DAVID TENNANT'S FEELINGS. HE'LL KNOW.

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        I'll just say it: as soon as the site updates the change I made you're totally going to look like someone who is insane but loves David Tennant.

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        6 years ago

        Wait for iiiiiiiiiit......

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        I ALWAYS GET TO POST THE AWESOME 50th POST. I AM JUST VERY CONFUSED ABOUT HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THAT.

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        6 years ago

        Never seen it. Well, bits, but never the whole thing.

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        I think it's my fault I didn't like it. I vaguely recall...a long time ago...wanting to see a certain movie (forgot which) and putting it in, and for some reason it was The Big Lebowski and I was so confused. I think the DVDs were switched or something, but I don't know how that could happen because the DVD would look different. Or maybe it was one of the kinds that looks plain. Or maybe I didn't put the DVD in. Or maybe I didn't look at it. Or maybe I'm just imagining this whole thing because that is the beginning plotline of the movie. Now that I think about it, this is very surreal.

        I do love the bowling scenes, and I get those mixed up with Kingpin.

        I should watch it again. Not Kingpin, because I think that will just disappoint me now.

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        Plus, the Dude is awesome.

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        I don't know what it is about Big Lebowski either...I think the Coens keep making similar formula films just in different settings/character's lives. (Just in the sense that there are a lot of: oh a crazy crime happened, how do I deal with this? stories and a lot less romantic comedies, political thrillers, and superhero movies in the mix. They have a genre they like, which is fine.) The Big Lebowski was just funnier for me...I love the casting, people who take bowling seriously are funny to me, and it was the first Coen film I'd seen so their style was very new to me at that point.

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        I liked all of those that you liked, except Big Lebowski. I don't know why it has such a cult following. I would not say I liked Fargo but it is the only movie with ridiculous MN accents that I can reference. I've seen it once or twice. Never saw Intolerable Cruelty. Recently watched Raising Arizona and it had its moments but I will probably never watch it again. But Burn After Reading...I own that movie. I think that muscle memory George Clooney in the closet scene is probably the reason why. It's very easy to see why anyone wouldn't like it though, haha.

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        If the accent's not hard to follow, then I probably wasn't confused. I just seriously can't remember--I'm not the biggest Coen fan. (The Big Lebowski, No Country for Old Men, True Grit, and O Brother, Where Art Thou? I liked...but Fargo, Burn After Reading, Intolerable Cruelty, and Raising Arizona didn't do it for me. Actually that's an understatement for BAR, I hated that movie.)

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        That reminds me, I should watch Snatch again. I can't remember if I followed everything the first time through or not. And now that I don't remember most of it, it doesn't even matter.

        I don't think Fargo would have confused you, but I am biased maybe. I don't really have that accent, thankfully. It's not too hard to understand, most of the words are just drawn out longer than normal or have tweaked vowel sounds. Ya you betcha!

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        Oooh that guy. I understood so much more of what Brad Pitt says in Snatch the first time around than I did that dude/people who speak like him when I first moved here. It has taken years of practice, but I get most of it now without having to ask for a repetition. I can't remember if some of the Fargo stuff confused me or not...I only watched it once.

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        I can't even imagine what would possess a person to warp it into that even with an accent. It reminds me of Boomhauer or however you spell it from King of the Hill.

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        Srsly. I was thinking, "what the fuck does royalty have to do with anything" anytime it would come up.

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        PASS THE CROWNS!!!!

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        Some do and work on their accents (like my parents and a number of friends), but it seems others don't care as long as they can get their point across. Whatevs. My only issue is sometimes I have to sit silently for a few seconds before responding while I try to decipher what someone has just said in a true, heavy Oklahoman accent.

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        They go way over the top in the movie for sure.

        At work I talk to people across the states and canada and I think the further north and further south you get, the dumber you sound. Don't they realize this?!

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        That accent was kind of hilarious, so next time people make fun of you tell them to shut the fuck up and enjoy the free show (brought to you by human beings living in separate areas).

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        Meh.

        Have you seen the movie Fargo? That's pretty much my accent. To other people. Good thing mine isn't really there. But I have been made fun of and specific words pointed out as sounding different. smiley4.gif

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        Which I understand...but I was born in England and lived off base around English people until I was three. I was having conversations with full sentences before/around one-and-a-half. My parents are from Jersey but were trying to loose the strongest points of their accents...so I didn't really get anything. Some people claim to hear the Jersey...but I call shenanigans. I get what you're saying, but suck it.

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        Yeah but that is untrue. Everyone has an accent. They just say..."I don't have one" because it's normal to them. Even if you have the perfect accent with nothing weird in it and say everything perfectly "straight" then you would still call it an accent. A person from anywhere else would say so.

        And here I was going to say my memory was terrible, or something about multitasking at work...but yeah, I'm gonna go with what I said above. Final answer!!1

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        6 years ago

        ZOMG, I just said I don't have an accent!

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        Moving around a lot...I would think your accent would be crazy, or nothing.

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        6 years ago

        A Sagittarius.

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        That makes no sense. I mean crown for crayon.

        What are you then?

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        I'm not an Oklahoman. I have seen the musical and I don't remember caring too much. I don't think I thought it was bad...but I can't have loved it either if I don't remember anything about it. I don't have an accent in general, much less an Oklahoman one. There is a distinct Oklahoman accent that exists though. When I first moved here it took me a couple of years to figure out that people with thick accents were saying crayon but pronouncing it "crown." It didn't come up too often so I was confused for a while.

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        I forgot any and all dreams if I had them.

        I have to ask, since you are Oklahoman, do you hate the musical? Do you have an accent? it sorta makes me wonder what places in murica have accents that I don't even realize.

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        Going to sleep! I wish to dream of Sean Bean...

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        If anything it is an honor! No one dies like he does.

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        I have already seen that. Now I go to sleep, to bad dreams of poor Sean Bean being made to suffer an endless fate of repeating his own death. One which he does not deserve!

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        www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded...

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        Unacceptable! tumblr_mbu275e8pL1qmjme9o1_500.gif

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        Everyone lacks Sean Bean. He always dies. That is the "normal" so just accept it!

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        6 years ago

        Yeah. You both lack Sean Bean. You're lives are wonderful. smiley2.gif

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        I pray for a short winter and long summer. I was born before a long winter and so I'm hearty. Or something. I think it's pretty great that Minnesota is pretty much equivalent to Winterfell.

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        Also, go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

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        6 years ago

        NO. WINTER IS COMING.

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        NOW IT'S MY FAULT FOR NOT REPLYING.

        Those are very important things. Summer is coming, and it's going to snow overnight in MN and they are saying 6-9 inches. I bite my thumb at mother nature.

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        I mean...it was an obsessive drive that compelled me to watch that many, yeah. Just feel like you have to keep working at something. I now pretty much keep it harnessed for research paper writing. In fairness: it was summer, so I still had time for working, friends, dudes, and not cleaning up my apartment. All the important things.

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        Adoptive father, I mean. My bad! Mr. Organa

        Naruto had 220 episodes in the original series. Then it jumped forward in time a few years and has the new Naruto: Shippuden series which has the 315th episode airing May 30th this month. For a grand total of 535 total, and counting. So you could do it in two months. Is it really OCD that makes you be able to watch that many that fast? There apparently are 770 episodes of the Pokemon anime...and of which I have 486 saved on my computer...waiting...

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        Uh...you mean Darth Vader? Or are you saying Carrie Fisher's dad is in it?

        Really? How long is Naruto? Because when I watched all of Bleach for the first time there were a little over 300 episodes...and I watched them all in three weeks. Again: still entertaining the vestiges of some light OCD.

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        Yeah...I couldn't do it either. I even bought the third season. But by the 6th season, I gathered enough willpower to not buy it. The only thing from S3 I remember is that Princess Leia's dad is in it.

        I've never seen Bleach. I've been told to watch it. I'm a Narutard though. But a recovering one. I stopped watching that recently. Animes are so daunting because of the sheer amount of episodes. It took me years to catch up on Naruto.

        Thumbs up for calling my roommate what he is.

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        I could never skip any season. Hell, when I did a rewatch of Bleach I felt bad for leaving out the Bount arcs and I hate those episodes.

        Your roommate is the devil.

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        Kevin Bacon was the reason my roommate provided for not watching it. I half-heartedly agreed. We'll see. I'm trying to watch less TV!

        Ok, Dexter's pilot was awful. It's very slow, it's not exciting, and I hate it too. I don't know how the show got made from it but I'm guessing since it's Showtime, they make shows differently than normal TV. I think a lot of shows have terrible pilots. Do you remember the Firefly pilot? It is completely different from any of the other episodes...and it's terrible. But, I will say Dexter is getting long in the tooth and I'm glad the next season is the last. If you ever do give it a shot, you could skip the 3rd season. And 6th.

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        6 years ago

        AS YOU SHOULD BE!

        And I watched the full season of The Following (which did its finale this past Monday)...but I only watched the pilot of Dexter. I hated it, so I never went any further with it. I can't make a comparison, but I can say The Following is fucking amazing--especially if you're in love with Kevin Bacon.

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        Haven't gotten to Walking Dead yet. I heard people think The Following is better than Dexter. Hm. Metacritic gives it a 62 out of 100. Dexter got 77. Hm.

        As for why I didn't include GoT...I don't know, and I'm ashamed...

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        6 years ago

        Those were horrible choices. We were thinking more along the lines of The Walking Dead, The Following, and Game of Thrones. You need to start watching more murdersome shows.

        I've seen one other...but I think that one was about Hermione being super upset at Ron...I don't remember.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I thought you were surreally sitting there. With dripping clocks and all.

        Oh...so you haven't seen WP, DR. This puts a grin on my face, because I know you will enjoy it.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Hahah. TV shows that best murder their characters...hmm...what options were put forth? There is no Final Destination: The TV show. Bummer.

        Let's see...well Friends unceremoniously killed off the creepy old guy upstairs. Not even on camera. That was far from the best.

        And in Always Sunny there is the guy at the bar that is already dead before the episode starts...that one doesn't count.

        LOST had someone die when a nuke exploded in their hands...I'm vague about who in case you haven't seen it. Not even sure if it resulted in a death or not. I need to rewatch that series. Oh! In the beginning of LOST a guy gets sucked into an airplane jet engine. That wins. I remembered it while typing the below example.

        Firefly...I actually have forgotten how the people died in that. It would have been awesome if Jayne was sucked out the airlock though, you have to admit.

        And Dexter, while a good example, is sort of a cop out.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Also, I'm totally not watching that video until later. On a related note: one of my friends finished the series a couple weeks back. To celebrate we had an HP night and I definitely incorporated the Cribbage Match as part of it. I will never forget my first Professor Catface Meowmers.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        I'm literally* sitting here about to type a response. I'm just also talking to my boss about which TV shows do the best murdering of their characters.

        [Edit: *As opposed to figuratively sitting here? Wtfuck.]

        Post edited 5/01/13 10:44AM

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Don't tell me that since I mentioned comment chicken, now you're playing it! So unfair. Just tell me what I want to hear, that you've seen Wizard People, Dear Reader or will ASAP.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Yeah, I thought...just in case we were playing an unspoken game of comment chicken, I didn't want to lose. Or something like that.

        bother bother bother bother.

    • capnbirdman Likes Stars

      6 years ago

      Really? I'm going to be enticed to break my word with a sigh? That's totally a plan for success. Good job there, chief.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        It was 10 when I posted. But you're right, I wouldn't know what timezone OK is in either, off the top of my head.

        In my defense, my morning grogginess is going to last longer than normal today and tomorrow. Due to a side project at work that entails being on call for computer issues, I also have to log in and check stuff to make sure it's good at regular intervals. Like 6am today. So I did that and went to bed until 8 and by then I had entered deep REM and was yanked out of it to go to work. At least it's not every day. Thursday I can sleep til 8 again.

        But you're right, that's no excuse.

      • capnbirdman Likes Stars

        6 years ago

        Uh...I know. I, too, am capable of reading a clock.

        If you're referencing the earliness, then it was what...maybe 9:00 when you made that comment? It's not my fault you don't just wake up and immediately bring it.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        IT'S STILL MORNING

    • tacobandit

      6 years ago

      Zatchbell?

    • edwin

      6 years ago

      Welcome back to sponsordom!

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        Seems fair. We're just a messy family.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I have a couple more pairs than that. Just a literal couple more. I'm not a shoe hoarder. So yea, to the closet they go.

      • edwin

        6 years ago

        You actually put your shoes in the closet? I only have two or three pairs, so they just kinda chill by the front door.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        It feels good to be back. Like putting on well-worn shoes after they've been in the closet for too long.

    • Superfiver

      6 years ago

      You define my nostalgia of the old days of RVB. I like how you have the same avatar image from 7 years ago.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I have changed it before but I like to stick to the classics!

    • iASW

      6 years ago

      I have a hunch you don't remember me. I was on this site before, but I came back, so i don't think you remember me. I used to know you a little, you were a good guy back then, hope you still are.

      Hope you enjoy Featured User, and your do deserve it. ^_^

      Hope your well, enjoying life, and do good at it. Keep it up. Lol.

      ~AW

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I don't remember you since you changed your username...

        Thanks for the compliment haha, I hope I'm as good of a guy or better!

        I think it's cool that I'm featured, what a surprise. ^_^

        Hope you are doing well in culinary school if your profile is up to date!

    • khurram_89 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nerf herder

      6 years ago

      Awh shit, look who's featured. And you're not even on to see it. What time is this...like 50th?

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        I think I would remember if I was FU before! But yeah, never happened. Until now! I still can't believe it. It's semi-meaningless but I think that it took 7 years makes it more special, haha.

      • khurram_89 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nerf herder

        6 years ago

        Really? Never been FU before? I could've sworn it's at least happened twice...but who knows I've been killing a lot of brain cells in the last 7 years haha.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        But I guess I missed it all until the last hour haha.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Dude, believe it or not, I've never been FU before! I am online to see it! Thanks to computer cookies that keep me logged in. ^_^

    • AzrielRuckus

      6 years ago

      A Big Happy FU Day to U.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        A big thank you to U!

    • K0Z FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold The Tower XVI

      6 years ago

      Nearly 6 years later, I still have you on my watchlist.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Thanks! hahah. It's been awhile. Thanks for sticking around.

    • Patrick

      6 years ago

      Happy FU!!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Thanks!

    • Hazerblade

      6 years ago

      FU, buddy. FU.

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Thanks man! I can't believe it happened haha.

    • Steevinator Windy City

      6 years ago

      Happy FU Day!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Indeed it is! Thanks!

    • trojanrabbit

      6 years ago

      Happy FU day!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        You're welcome!

      • trojanrabbit

        6 years ago

        Aw, well thank you very much! :D

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Thanks muchly! I had to stalk your tumblr and I have to compliment the awesomeness and hilarity of your Hawthorne Crisps artwork! My roommate and I are actually watching Community S1 while I'm typing this and that episode was just a few hours ago! smiley13.gif

    • Erkan FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Take It Easy.... bitches

      6 years ago

      Happy FU Day!!!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Thanks man!

    • TiberiusVIII FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Pizza 4 Life

      6 years ago

      HAPPY FU DAY!

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        YES IT IS!!!

    • jennifejz

      6 years ago

      FU!! smiley0.gifsmiley13.gif

      • Zack FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Zatch

        6 years ago

        Thanks Batman!! smiley0.gifsmiley13.gif

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