Zaeon Ooooold

33 years old
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from Columbus, OH

  • Activity

    • Shipment got here

      12 years ago

      Zaeon

      I'm now the proud owner of the entire series of Trigun and Cowboy Bebop + the first season of Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex

      -although I usually hate the "currently listining to" thing, I'm bored
      I'm jamming to:
      -Reckless Fire
      -Brand New World
      -Bomb A Head
      -MOVIN!
      -Shounen Heart
      whats everyone else dancing nekkid to listining to right now?

      I'm also painting my army, pics when done

      Wow, thats enough nerd right now.....I need to go...IDK, get a girlfriend<-I'm broke and teh females are a bottemless pit of expenses
      hmmm, I'll settle for a sammich

      /caffeine rant

    • Rockets and other stuff

      13 years ago

      Zaeon

      so some friends and I built a rocket last night, Vegimite 8 (1-7 were also awesome)
      consisted of a carboard tube and cone with a model rocket engine and a shitload of fireworks.
      Got aboot 7' in the air before it tanked and sploaded, burned some grass real good :)

      My Warhammer army is getting there, I'm a slow painter but I'd like to have everything done by August. I'm thinking of a heavy firepower army with some shock troops mounted in fast transports.

      I've got the house to myself this week, family is on vacation but I have a job, which leaves me a lot of privacy with no time to use it :(

      I'm watching "The Core" right now, this HAS to be the lamest movie in exsistence

      hope everyone is well

    • Only seen the first episode

      13 years ago

      Zaeon

      Tejou Tenge
      hmmm, its odd, I noticed a few things
      -it made me laugh +1
      -kinda high on the fan service -1
      -fighting is pretty good +1
      -opening is nuts

      so I'll give it a chance, see what episode 2 is like EDIT: it doesn't seem to be on youtube, any DL sites?

      Also, has anyone seen the original GoiGaiGear? P_Kun wanted me to watch final and 5 min I realized I had no idea who anyone was, anyone want to fill me in?

    • Ode to Gauss Gunner

      13 years ago

      Zaeon

      I drove jedi cab to a 20 kill streak on Headlong today, 24 assists and 3 splatters FTW, good times

    • mebbe a project?

      13 years ago

      Zaeon

      I plan on making a calling card for all my friends (wherther they want one or not :))
      mebbe a picture with a quote or the like, something...

      So post here if you want one sooner than however the friends list orders you, I'll go in order of first come first served, but I plan on hitting all 44 of you eventually

    • The Pain

      13 years ago

      Zaeon

      so, to take a break from studying, I went swimming in my pond today on our new 11' foot raft thingy (its MASSIVE)

      long story short, I got fried. Kids, don't forget the sunscreen, trust me on this one.

      Also, I have a 55 hour 7 day work week schudled for the summer
      *cries*

      Also, I want to bury my dog again, for those who have forgotten
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    • I hate you, DiMono

      13 years ago

      Zaeon

      OHOHOHOHOH, I'm back to my karma (36) lvl before the fucker bombed me back to the stone age a few months ago.

      *kicks DiMono in his E-Balls*

      Edit: mod or not, I disagree with his ruleing, but as I am a guest on this site, I've watched my P's and Q's since our disagreement

    • My great aunt died :(

      13 years ago

      Zaeon

      here's to my aunt dorthy, who always had the best family get-togethers ever
      the whole family would go to the north carolina cottage and spend a week on the beach catching up with one another and eating seafood. Some of the best parts of my childhood were at that cottage, I'll miss you much Aunt Dorthy TnT

    • GitS: SAC

      13 years ago

      Zaeon

      just finished the final episode, so sad AND it ties it directly into the manga
      FUCKING AWESOME

      mmmm, thats some good anime

    • So wrong on so many levels

      13 years ago

      Zaeon

      Poor poor Shino, why did the fillers need this episode? (albeit funny)
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      EDIT: Sorry photobucket srunk it so bad
      basically Naruto is reminding Shino that he made a joke, Shino grabs him and tells him He WILL forget it

  • Comments (1163)

    • ShiranaiMiko

      13 years ago

      oh yeah...i saw that a while back...its really useful..but now...imagine with the new guys now...we need a f'ing periodic table for bleach...

    • ShiranaiMiko

      13 years ago

      that is too wrong... smiley7.gif and that's why Batman wants YOU!

      thbatcock.gif

    • TJS15

      13 years ago

      Well...
      He's the best B-class actor there is.
      ...Gawd.

      I think it's 'cause he's loved so much by everyone I know.

    • neutrino

      13 years ago

      . . . . .

      Why do people find that so funny...?

    • P_kun

      13 years ago

      I never ever close my Firefox window. That way, I'm always logged on.

    • TJS15

      13 years ago

      GAH!
      Gimmie link.

    • Agent_Player

      13 years ago

      i just asked a mod like 6 minutes ago :)

    • Agent_Player

      13 years ago

      don't ask... my acc cydialJRL or cydialjrl (which ever way works) is not working (pw not working) i've tried everything from old pws to the new one an the current one... no dice.

    • TJS15

      13 years ago

      Yup.
      They rule.
      Too bad it's all pirated music. :P

    • TJS15

      13 years ago

      It gives me the warm fuzzies.

    • Zen_Kaeinsho

      13 years ago

      They're really cute together. LOL

    • Speshle_ED

      13 years ago

      Indeed it is but I like Al in the background being stuck ^^;

    • stupidfool

      13 years ago

      ya pepperoni, 'tis good!

      Would somebody please cue that bird?
      Samurai Pizza Cats...
      Oooh yeah!
      Who do you call when you want some pepperoni?
      Samurai Pizza Cats...
      [Speedy Cerviche: Right on!]
      They're stepping out crime, and you know that ain't balony

      There's Speedy Cerviche,
      he's the leader of the bunch
      [That's right!]
      A heck of a fighter
      makes a heck of a lunch.

      And little Polly Esther
      who's never afraid
      [Polly Esther: That's me!]
      of going into battle
      when the bad guys invade.

      Here's Guido Anchovis
      a wild romantic rover.
      This cat gets down down
      with a love hangover

      Here come the Pizza Cats.
      They're so bad.
      They've got more fur than any turtle ever had!

      They're stronger than old cheese...
      [Stronger than old cheese.]
      Stronger than dirt...
      [Stronger than dirt.]
      Step on their tails...
      [Get off my tail!]
      And you're gonna get hurt...
      [Don't hurt me!]
      Samurai Pizza Cats...
      They're fighting crime
      All over town!

      Four... Three... Two... One...
      The Pizza Cats are on the run!

      The Big Cheese is the villain,
      who's lower than low.
      It's a rotten shame
      he lives in Little Tokyo.
      We've got a nasty Bad Bird
      and some nasty Ninja Crowes.
      As soon as someone finds the script
      we might begin the show.
      Sit back and rest your feet
      and turn the sound up high.
      And if you want the full effects
      go eat a pizza pie!
      Hahaha!

    • neutrino

      13 years ago

      is this assult on the control room, right after the cut scene with the big hole, off to the left

      Nope, try again.

      Wow, I have everybody stumped with this one.

    • Airwaffle

      13 years ago

      Ichigo Mashimaro. :D

    • astrix

      13 years ago

      XD

    • neutrino

      13 years ago

      I'm sorry, but there is no way to stop the genocide.

    • suicidesmile

      13 years ago

      Oseantay.

    • Zen_Kaeinsho

      13 years ago

      now that was just scary.

    • Zen_Kaeinsho

      13 years ago

      LMAO, 4chan is only for the mentally disturbed... like me. XD Waffle counts, too.

    • Zen_Kaeinsho

      13 years ago

      4chan

    • Zen_Kaeinsho

      13 years ago

      ... you love /b/ too much. XD

    • Siren04

      13 years ago

      >_> It took me a long time to understand what gamercard you were talking about.

      ....So yes! Yes I do! Ha! ...oh I'm so late smiley12.gif

    • ren19

      13 years ago

      just a random greeting...surprise!!

    • Zaeon Ooooold

      13 years ago

      The Secrets of Chuck Norris
      Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.

      Rather than being birthed like a normal child, Chuck Norris instead decided to punch his way out of his mother's womb. Shortly thereafter he grew a beard.

      When Chuck Norris plays Oregon Trail his family does not die from cholera or dysentery, but rather roundhouse kicks to the face. He also requires no wagon, since he carries the oxen, axels, and buffalo meat on his back. He always makes it to Oregon before you.

      Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.

      Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.

      Chuck Norris's girlfriend once asked him how much wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood. He then shouted, "HOW DARE YOU RHYME IN THE PRESENCE OF CHUCK NORRIS!" and ripped out her throat. Holding his girlfriend's bloody throat in his hand he bellowed, "Don't **** with Chuck!" Two years and five months later he realized the irony of this statement and laughed so hard that anyone within a hundred mile radius of the blast went deaf.

      Chuck Norris recently had the idea to sell his urine as a canned beverage. We know this beverage as Red Bull.

      A man once asked Chuck Norris if his real name is "Charles". Chuck Norris did not respond, he simply stared at him until he exploded.

      Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.

      To prove it isn't that big of a deal to beat cancer. Chuck Norris smoked 15 cartons of cigarettes a day for 2 years and aquired 7 different kinds of cancer only to rid them from his body by flexing for 30 minutes. Beat that, Lance Armstrong.

      The original theme song to the Transformers was actually "Chuck Norris--more than meets the eye, Chuck Norris--robot in disguise," and starred Chuck Norris as a Texas Ranger who defended the earth from drug-dealing Decepticons and could turn into a pick-up. This was far too much awesome for a single show, however, so it was divided.

      Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

      Chuck Norris can make a woman climax by simply pointing at her and saying "booya".

      Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger, by yelling, "Bang!"

      The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

      After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. His reasoning? It was more "humane".

      Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight. He then drank three kegs and **** on their floor, just because he's Chuck Norris.

      Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

      Chuck Norris found out about Conan O'Brien's lever that shows clips from "Walker: Texas Ranger" and is working on a way to make it show clips of Norris having sex with Conan's wife.

      If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.

      Before each filming of Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris is injected with five times the lethal dose of elephant tranquilzer. This is, of course, to limit his strength and mobility, in an attempt to lower the fatality rate of the actors he fights.

      Chuck Norris took my virginity, and he will sure as hell take yours. If you're thinking to yourself, "That's impossible, I already lost my virginity.", then you are dead wrong.

      One of the greatest cover-ups of the last century was the fact that Hitler did not commit suicide in his bunker, but was in fact tea-bagged to death by Chuck Norris.

      Chuck Norris punched a woman in the vagina when she didn't give him exact change.

      Chuck Norris once tried to sue Burger King after they refused to put razor wire in his Whopper Jr., insisting that that actually is "his" way.

      Hellen Keller's favorite color is Chuck Norris.

      Chuck Norris frequently signs up for beginner karate classes, just so he can "accidentally" beat the **** out of little kids.

      When Chuck Norris's wife burned the turkey one Thanksgiving, Chuck said, "Don't worry about it honey," and went into his backyard. He came back five minutes later with a live turkey, ate it whole, and when he threw it up a few seconds later it was fully cooked and came with cranberry sauce. When his wife asked him how he had done it, he gave her a roundhouse kick to the face and said, "Never question Chuck Norris."

      Chuck Norris doesnt see dead people. He makes people dead

    • neutrino

      13 years ago

      I wouldn't be suprised if that day comes sometime in the near future. Just within the last couple of years, the Hox genes were discovered, and the scientists believe that these genes, more than any others, are responsible for animal evolution. They had to totally revamp the evolution idea to bring it up to speed with genetics.

    • neutrino

      13 years ago

      On the phi examples, that is really interesting. I never knew our universe shared so many aspects mathematically.

      Of course, you do realize that there is no such thing as numbers. Mathematics is purely an invention of mankind.

    • Zen_Kaeinsho

      13 years ago

      LOL, of course! I was out of town shopping entirely too much. XD smiley12.gif

    • neutrino

      13 years ago

      some things leave me thinking that God just has to have created nature.

      For example, the number PHI(no, not pi) is also considered to be a "divine" number. Why? It is the ratio to hundreds, if not thousands of things in nature.
      PHI to one is prevelant throughout the natural kingdom, there is no reason for this particular ratio.


      Could you give me a 'for instance' on this one? I don't know what you are referring to.

    • Crazy_Cabose

      13 years ago

      just to note iwasnt spamming i was giving to friends of friends of friends....etc youll find out the chain if you took the time to figure it out

    • aezd4ever

      13 years ago

      ok no more

    • akiralives

      13 years ago

      where did you get it?!?!? I don't care anout the quality, I'll get a DVD rip fansub when it comes out, but I just want to see it

    • akiralives

      13 years ago

      I read a comment you posted on a pic of envy, is the FMA movie on fansub yet? You made it sound like you've seen it. Have you?

    • P_kun

      13 years ago

      Only for you!

    • Touya_kun

      13 years ago

      I was hacked......

    • Shadow_Nin

      13 years ago

      Totally

    • Shadow_Nin

      13 years ago

      Hey, that puppy journal brang in mucho mod points and mucho comments.

    • P_kun

      13 years ago

      I already had longer hair.

    • P_kun

      13 years ago

      He makes people see what he wants them to see.

    • Speshle_ED

      13 years ago

      Yeah Fatal Frame 3 is good ^^

    • blizzmaster

      13 years ago

      sup

    • ebay

      13 years ago

      I may just do that.

    • Shadow_Nin

      13 years ago

      Still, wtf?

    • Siren04

      13 years ago

      Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

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    • neutrino

      13 years ago

      GODDAMMIT, you know I hate that trend...

    • S1apSh0es

      13 years ago

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    • mc_griffin

      13 years ago

      here ya go
      almost forgot to give it to ya
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      hope ya like it

    • neutrino

      13 years ago

      Warg. Random kitty with chainsaw.

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    • neutrino

      13 years ago

      Hey, my first award! Thanks, man!

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