ZeldaMaster

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from The Land of Make Believe

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    • Wow... This is funny stuff!

      13 years ago

      ZeldaMaster

      If you havn't seen the toothpastefordinner series yet, you seriously need to do so!

      This is possibly this funniest one I've ever seen

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      Check out more at toothpastefordinner.com

      Also... I can't get the frickin' color thing to work for some reason. Maybe I'm doing something wrong. Somebody want to tell me how to do it correctly?

    • Ahhhhh.... WTF??!?!

      13 years ago

      ZeldaMaster

      That link to my brigade page takes you to microsoft.com? What the hell? Anyways, it's supposed to go to SpecOps.com, but it doesn't work.

      I'll remove it later.

      Anyone ever read "Night" by Eli Whitney...? I think that's his last name.
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    • Skiing... Fuck yes!

      13 years ago

      ZeldaMaster

      Wow...

      I went skiing today at Peek n' Peek.. It kicked a sizeable.... NO! A fucking truckload of ass!

      lol...

      Yeah, second time skiing... and I definatly improved since last year. I got led "accidently" by some friends into a buch of mongles... That sucked smiley5.gif

      I learned some techniques, and got some sweet air on the way... smiley0.gif

      I dufffed a bit, but at least I did better than the ass in the group! smiley9.gif Food was damn expensive... but was pretty okay. For my second time skiing, I ended going on the terrain, and not failing miserably! YAY!!! smiley0.gif I went off one side of the half-pipe... and totally screwed up the side... fell like and ass... smiley4.gif

      Yeah...so my dog went outside before my mom left to pick me up... and did not want to come back inside! He ended up playing with a stray puppy that's wandering around... smiley2.gif Its got a collar, but I don't know who owns it...

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      We got him back though once we got back... YAY!!! There's a picture in my pics of him.

      Science olympian was yesterday... I did three events, and placed 3rd in two of them and 1st in the other. SWEET! Maybe I'll elaborate later...

      So... What's up guys? Say sumthin'! Start a conversation... geez we need to put some life into this profile!

      Peace... smiley9.gif

    • Why, why, why...

      13 years ago

      ZeldaMaster

      > Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?
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      > Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?
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      > Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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      > Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?
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      > Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?
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      > Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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      > Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?
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      > If people evolved from apes, why are there still apes?
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      > Why is it that no matter what color bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?
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      > Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?
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      > Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
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      > Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?
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      > Why is it that no plastic bag will open from the end on your first try?
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      > How do those dead bugs get into those enclosed light fixtures?
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      > When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" Well, it isn't all right, so why don't we say, "That hurt, you stupid idiot?"
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      > Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?
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      > In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?
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      > How come you never hear father-in-law jokes?
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      > And my FAVORITE...... smiley0.gif
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      > The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four persons is suffering from some sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends -- if they're okay, then it's you.

    • WTF??? + Doom 3

      13 years ago

      ZeldaMaster

      I've been stuck karma-wise for a while.... and now...

      I swear I'm going down!?!!? Wow, this sucks... What did I do?? WAAAHH!!

      Anyways... I got to play Doom 3 some more lately... All I can is... WOW! I absolutely LOVE that game! smiley12.gif It's so freaky... and... well go play it and see for yourself!

      If you've played Doom 3, I'd like to talk with some fellow Doom players. Leave a comment about basically anything Doomy... Favorite weapon, enemy, part of the game... Hardest part. I just feel in the mood for some Doom... smiley0.gif

    • Xakaryus': Things to try on Xbox live

      13 years ago

      ZeldaMaster

      1. During a game, throw a grenade and run towards it proclaiming, “Come back Froggy!â€Â
      2. When you have the sniper rifle, approach the other team and say, “Any of you guys have a needler you wanna trade with me…I got an itch in my back and can’t reach it with this thing…â€Â
      3. When you get paired with an absolute idiot for a teammate, who keeps betraying and griefing, make absolutely no comment or movement throughout the whole game. Then in the post-game lobby say (like you’re talking to a three-year old): “Way to go _____, you got the most kills! YEEEAAAY! Can I be your friend?â€Â
      4. When getting modded on, boast: “Man, I’m so awesome everyone has to cheat to beat me! This is a great game, because it shows the greatness that is me…†and continue to ramble about how great you are and be sure to thank the opposition for giving you their ultimate compliment.
      5. During a game on Gemini, stand where the little platform is (where the oddball spawns) and sing your favorite song or mimic your favorite comic’s stand-up routine. Afterwards say: “Thank you…You’ve been a terrific audience.†When you get killed come back and say, “Tough crowd.â€Â
      6. On Turf, casually stroll down the street…stopping occasionally to look in the windows. Say, “Those heels would look so good on me.â€Â
      7. On Coagulation, start driving the warthog and talk like you’re on safari. “To our left we see a Spartan with a rocket launcher…let’s stop and see what happens.â€Â
      8. On Containment throw your grenades at your teammates and proclaim: “Snowball Fight!â€Â
      9. On Beaver Creek, go to the middle of the stream…crouch and say. “Man, I didn’t realize how bad I needed to go…â€Â
      10. On Headlong…drive a fully loaded warthog to the water…say, “Last one in is a rotten egg.†Get out and jump in yelling…â€ÂCANNONBALL!†(Be sure to crouch in the air)
      11. Charge a plasma pistol, get all giddy and run around in circles. “Hee Hee, Glowy.†Fire it and act sad, then charge it again and start the process over again.
      12. When you get an overshield…run to your teammates and yell…â€ÂGet it off me! Get it off me!†Likewise, when you get camouflage, cry out: “Oh no! I can’t see myself!â€Â
      13. Go up to your teammate with the rocket, stand on his head, and say…â€ÂOkay…I’m ready for take off…launch me.â€Â
      14. On Terminal…stand by the tracks the whole time and complain that the train isn’t stopping for you. Then stand on the tracks and yell, “Stop! I want on.â€Â
      15. When you get in a wraith, say, “Now I’m my OWN team, craptards! The tables have turned!†laugh evilly and promptly start killing anyone…
      16. On Backwash, follow the monitor around yelling, “Quit laughing!†Continue firing at it and insulting it…you can also include: “And stay away from Cortana, she’s mine!â€Â
      17. You can also hang out near the fireflies on backwash, yelling “Stupid Fireflies!†while trying to kill them…
      18. When you go into any game, say: “I wasn’t paying attention. Are we shirts or skins?â€Â
      19. During the game, right before you get killed with the sword, cry out: “My spleen!†or get creative: “My cerebral cortex!â€Â
      20. Finally, shed a tear for you and I. For all the screaming junior sociopaths you meet in matchmaking . . . they are our future. Ouch.

      I felt I should share my xbox live rules with everyone.

      I got this off of Xakaryus

      Please check my last journal for contest info! smiley0.gif

    • Yeah, probable contest in the making...

      13 years ago

      ZeldaMaster

      Attention!!!!!
      FIRST OF ALL:
      I need more members for the Metroid Elites!
      If you would like to join our group, please either message me or leave your note of interest in a comment on this journal. I will then report your name to our leader.
      All I need is one more person to join before I am given a rank promotion!
      Please help me out here.
      Also, I will accept more than one person, but for now all I need is one for my promotion.

      Now, on to business....


      I want to have a contest, but yeah, that usually incolves having mod points...

      I have a limited number, but I think I'm going to do a picture contest...

      Whoever can post in a comment the Sweetest god damn Metroid-related pic I have ever seen ever... Will win.

      Yeah, BUT...... The contest has not started yet, I need to have at least maybe 15 ppl entered.

      Yeah, I think I'll make a title, "ComeCcontest" and have ppl reply to a specific journal if they are interested.

      Here are the options...

      I have these rewards...

      OPTION A:
      1st place......... 5 mods
      Runner-up...... 2 mods


      OR

      OPTION B: I have an entry fee of 1 mod and the winner takes the jackpot of the contest mods and the runner-up gets the 5...

      Yeah, im tired and have HW to do... s I'll check back in a couple days to See what happened.

      Sry for miss spellings... maybe later... uuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh........................


      EDIT:
      Yeah, If you would like to enter in this contest, post in this journal that you would like to enter. Simple.
      DON'T put your entry pic in YET!
      If I can get a decent # of ppl, I'll go ahead with it.
      ALSO post in the comment If you like option A or B for the way of the mod reward.

      Thanks, I hope this ends up happening! smiley7.gif

    • Random stuff...

      13 years ago

      ZeldaMaster

      Yeah, this is a completely random journal filled with a bunch of semi-useless stuff. But hey, what am I here for smiley10.gif

      I can't wait for Christmas! smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

      I get to go to vegas from the 16th to the 19th to see the Glenn Miller Orchestra! It's going to be so frickin amazing! I hope I can fool those crazy security gaurds into thinking Im 21.

      he he he


      AAK RULES!!!! just joined, even tho ima novice, it's still sweet. The guy who made the pics is a frickin genius. Maybe I'll post the join link later...

      I have crazy English report to do on Arthurian Legends, so I should probably start on that now. smiley4.gifsmiley5.gif

      But be4 i go... smiley3.gif

      If any1 knows a pretty good way(preferably with a low risk of random xbox explosiveness) to mod an xbox, then please lv a comment or message me.
      Don't worry, I've got xbox 1 and satellite internet, so I can't go on Xbox live and mass around wit a modded xbox. smiley2.gifsmiley2.gifsmiley2.gif

      Also, I've been on a mod drought for a while, so if any1 has a good idea for a way to get mods,(contest ideas, etc) plz say sumting smiley11.gifsmiley11.gif

      Thanks, and remember to check out

      www.toothpastefordinner.com

    • Sponsorship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      13 years ago

      ZeldaMaster

      I finally got sponsorship!!! YAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!! smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

      Sure I had to pay for it myself, but who cares? smiley4.gifsmiley4.gifsmiley4.gif

      This is so incredibly awesome!!!!! smiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gif


      Sure, I may sound like a newb, or maybe even a n00b, but I'm sure I'll calm down eventually. smiley10.gifsmiley10.gif


      Thank you so much Rooster Teeth, for this awesome smiley12.gif website!!!


      LOVE!!! smiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

    • Family Guy

      13 years ago

      ZeldaMaster

      "Mr. Gorbavich, tear down this wall. Tear it down! Regan Smash, REGAN SMASH!"
      -Ronald Regan

      I know, it's random, but this is so frickin hilarious! If you like Family Guy, your cool. If not, start now dammit! Such a simple process.

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  • Comments (34)

    • matt117

      12 years ago

      hey rap does suck rock...well rocks man!

    • newmanewma

      12 years ago

      i need votes for the second round, mods will follow the votes!!!
      vote here please

    • KaosMidget

      13 years ago

      So you like Zelda?
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    • FNgrunt

      13 years ago

      R u really the Zelda master dosen't matter so now will u accept my friend request

    • scientist13

      13 years ago

      vote for me please rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/?uid=431836

    • NeoHeartless

      13 years ago

      yawn....

    • da_evan

      13 years ago

      ya i just wanted to add ya because i am a huge zelda fan myself. Ocorina of Time is hands down the greatest game i have ever played

    • Cerberus_

      13 years ago

      Oh yes. I love my setup.
      Not cheap... but well worth it, as far as I'm concerned.

    • LilRob2

      13 years ago

      can you send me a friend request at BYOBeer because i got tired of my old profile thanxs

    • Farmer

      13 years ago

      by the way i agree rap sucks

    • newmanewma

      13 years ago

      STOP BRAGGING ABOUT YOUR RANK GOD DAMMIT!!!

    • Cerberus_

      13 years ago

      Admit it? Who would deny it?
      Atari > all.

    • ZeldaMaster

      13 years ago

      weird.. I just hit 911 profile views... Creepy... smiley2.gif

      Post edited 1/06/06 12:25PM

    • Alpha_Prime

      13 years ago

      Just wanted to tell ya, Happy New Year!! Now go drink somemore booze!!!!......

    • khurram_89 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Nerf herder

      13 years ago

      Hey, Happy New Year man!

    • el_taco_feo

      13 years ago

      THIS IS THE FINAL ROUND

      hi this is el_taco_feo and I need you vote for IAMCHURCH'S contest here is the link for the contest rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=673072

      please vote because every vote counts....so please vote el_feo_taco and pass it on if you can.
      THANK YOU

      If you make a vote, make it el_taco_feo........the ugly taco depends on it ^_^

    • SpiFFy4JiFFy

      13 years ago

      hey... what was your friend code?

    • numa

      13 years ago

      can u spare a few mods

    • numa

      13 years ago

      hi, come read my journal its a poem

    • notelizerdbeth

      13 years ago

      its a techique. I didnt know i could do it until i saw a picture of myself w/ crossed eyes and it looked like one wasnt as crossed as the other, so i sat down w/ a camera for a while until i got it right. Iread weird. Just cross your eyes and then w/ one side try to focus on something in the distance, while focusing on keeping the other one crossed. Its easy once u get it figured out

    • usethefork

      13 years ago

      Sure. smiley0.gif

    • StupidIdiots

      13 years ago

      Check Angela85's images.

    • Mandalore38

      13 years ago

      yo

    • StupidIdiots

      13 years ago

      Check around the images of Angela85's page.

    • kevman

      13 years ago

      hey man
      what up

      well here is my AIM name =bebadsam2

    • contractor

      13 years ago

      The self-friend was a coding loophole on the old site. Blake and Matt removed it for v1.5.

    • ZeldaMaster

      13 years ago

      or if u meant specifically.... then in North West in Clarion County, near Butler County, about twenty mins away from the town of Clarion

    • ZeldaMaster

      13 years ago

      Pennsylvania thus the PA

    • Dr_Caboose

      13 years ago

      Where is sligo?

    • kevman

      13 years ago

      hey what up

    • kevman

      13 years ago

      hey nice profile but i have something cool that you should see
      here a video clip of halo 3
      check this shit out
      files4.bungie.org/fogg.mov

    • ZeldaMaster

      13 years ago

      Thanks, I haven't signed on in a while though. I'll have to start that again.

    • cruiser625

      14 years ago

      Welcome to RvB

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