Zeo2

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    • IT"S ABOUT GOD DAMN TIME!

      12 years ago

      Zeo2

      Halo 3 went GOLD!!!!!!!!!!
      Now we just have to wait 23 days!!!
      Almost there!!!
      What a graet thing to get form my Birthday! (September 26th 1 day after Halo 3 comes out!)

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    • PSP ROCKS!

      12 years ago

      Zeo2

      This cool im making this journal from my PSP!

    • Vitamin Water!

      12 years ago

      Zeo2

      TRY IT!
      TRY IT!
      TRY IT!
      TRY IT!
      TRY IT!
      This is so much fun! Just follow the instructions and make your own.
      Watch all of mine too!
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    • Chuck Norris, enough said.....

      12 years ago

      Zeo2

      Here are some Chuck Norris jokes....

      "Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone. "

      "Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. "

      "When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live. "

      "Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. "

      "When Chuck Norris breaks the law, the law doesn't heal. "

      "Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. "

      "When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris. "+

      "A unicorn once kicked Chuck Norris. That is why they no longer exist. "

      "When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. "

      "M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this. "

      "It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box. "

      "Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them. "

      "Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost. "

      "Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up. "

      "If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef. "

      "Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris "

      "There are no weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma. "

      "Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now." "

      "The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is. "
      "Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies". "

      "Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. "

      "The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. "

      "Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. "

      "Chuck Norris once killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff. "

      "Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop. "

      "Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. "

      "The only reason Chuck Norris didn't win an Oscar for his performance in "Sidekicks" is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That's just suicide. "

      "Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris "

      "Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter. "

      "God said: "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said: "Say please!" "

      "The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep. "

      "Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. "

      "Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face. "

      Two wrongs don’t make a right. Unless you’re Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.

      Chuck Norris wrote an autobiography….it was just a list of everyone he has killed.

      There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.

      The leading causes of death in the United States are:
      1. Heart Disease
      2. Chuck Norris
      3. Cancer

      When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesn’t have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money.

      Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"

      Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

      Chuck Norris’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

      Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.

      Chuck Norris dosen't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.

      Chuck Norris dosen't own a calculator, he just has a butch of asian kids in his basement that remember numbers.

      Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

    • What's really on the internet?

      12 years ago

      Zeo2

      The internet is 97% porn. And the other 3% is MySpace, YouTube, and Google. Well basically.
      Just thought I should let you guys know.......

    • Code Monkeys

      12 years ago

      Zeo2

      I think it's a great show. It has a lot of old game reference from Zelda, to Mario, and all the great old games. And the whole thing is set like your playing a game of 8 bit proposition. I recommend watching it. It's on G4 wednesdays at 9:00 PM.
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    • PhotoShop!!!!!

      12 years ago

      Zeo2

      I got PHOTOSHOP!!!
      YAY! HURRAY! WOOPIE! OTHER WORDS THAT MEAN I'M HAPPY!
      So as you can tell i got photoshop!
      Heres my first picture. I have to see if the quality will come out any better if I save it as another format.. but here it is!

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      Like I said I have to check to see if the quality gets better with a different format.

    • Funny!

      12 years ago

      Zeo2

      You have to watch this it's so funny!
      It's right here! It's so random but thats what makes it funny!
      Watch it here! I bet you will piss your self!

    • Thanks Rooster Teeth for a great series!

      12 years ago

      Zeo2

      I will miss RedvsBlue, I hope then still make some RedvsBlue PSAs and things like that.
      But for now on everone must put this pic as there Avatar!
      I small way to thank Rooster Teeth for a great Machinima series that we all have leraned to love.
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    • The Sapranos, Season Finally...

      12 years ago

      Zeo2

      I love The Sapranos. It's one of the best TV shows of all time, in my opinion. A lot of people thing that too. But thats not the point of this journal. The point of this journal is to tell you guys what I think happend in the last episode when the screen went black.

      Well this is my take on what happend in the last episode of The Sapranos.

      These were the people in the diner:
      1. Guy at the counter, Nicky Leotardo, Phil's nephew
      2. Black guys were the ones that tried to shoot Tony in an earlier season but missed and clipped his ear.
      3. The truck driver was the brother of someone robbed and killed by Christopher in Season number two.
      4. Cub scouts were witnesses in the train store when Bobby got shot.
      5. Remember the conversation Tony had with Bobby in the boat about getting whacked? He said you would never see it coming and it would be like everything goes to black.


      Watch the final episode again closely. When Tony walks into the diner he looks at himself sitting down at the table. You can be sure of this because he is wearing different clothes when he sits down. In previous episodes it has been told that Tony's dad died just as his daughter(Janice) walked in...if you watch closely you will see Janice walk in shortly after Tony sits down...this is used to signify the possibility of that happening again. Then you will see the sports store owner who Tony destroyed walk in wearing a brown kind of hunting jacket...he is the guy that a couple of seasons ago got into gambling trouble with Tony and Tony took over his store..they are saying he is the one who whacks Tony. He comes in and sits down hunched over, hiding his eyes as wanting not to be noticed, and alas, "you probably don't even hear it when it happens." And finally...Tony's daughter walking into her dad getting shot just as Janice did so many years ago. You hear a bell, it goes to black, and then nothing. It signifies the never ending cycle. AJ will become Tony, Meadow will become Janice, Carmella will become Livia (Tony's Mom), and cycle of violence goes on and on and on.

      A little less disappointed about the season finally now?
      I sure am.
      Tell me what you guys think of this journal, so leave a comment or two.

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  • Comments (130)

    • floridean

      12 years ago

      THIS IS HALO

    • floridean

      12 years ago

      all you have to do is click one of the three links,the first is red vs. blue then 100th then episode

    • floridean

      12 years ago

      did you watch, fucking amazing,it had three endings

    • Tucker7

      12 years ago

      Hey!!! Its me Max just sending you an invite to my 150 mod CONTEST!!!!!!!!
      Detailes in my journal, HOPE TO SEE YOU THERE!!!!!!

      Tucker7/Max

    • CaB00se77

      13 years ago

      You seem to be very active at this site. I hate friends that are signed off most off the time so please, can we be friends, please please please?

    • CaB00se77

      13 years ago

      Can we be friends?

    • Crivor

      13 years ago

      Tucker7 seems excited and very persistant about raping you for these past weeks. lol

    • Tucker7

      13 years ago

      Awsome awards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Tucker7

      13 years ago

      I MUST BEAT HIM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Tucker7

      13 years ago

      WANT THOSE 25 MODS!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Tucker7

      13 years ago

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    • Tucker7

      13 years ago

      ZEO2............

    • Tucker7

      13 years ago

      ALERT RAPING.................

    • Tucker7

      13 years ago

      IN............

    • Tucker7

      13 years ago

      CORLEONS3.............

    • Tucker7

      13 years ago

      BEAT............

    • Tucker7

      13 years ago

      MUST..........

    • Corleon3s

      13 years ago

      wuts ur halo 2 level? (assuming u play it online)

    • Corleon3s

      13 years ago

      vote for psychodikdik 3 times in this contest

    • Corleon3s

      13 years ago

      damn, this is a lot of comments

    • Corleon3s

      13 years ago

      hope ur having fun rite now

    • Corleon3s

      13 years ago

      actually, i think im TOTALLY off, so ignore the numbers and count for urself

      # unknown

    • Corleon3s

      13 years ago

      i 4got to count one post, so that last one was #69

      #70

    • Corleon3s

      13 years ago

      ive got seven mods from this commenting

      #68

    • Corleon3s

      13 years ago

      thats 66 alerts

      actually 67 counting this one, and there will be more!

      i'll start numbering them

      Post edited 8/05/06 2:14PM

    • Corleon3s

      13 years ago

      yay! rap sucks

    • Corleon3s

      13 years ago

      and every image

    • Corleon3s

      13 years ago

      ive comented in every journal now

    • Corleon3s

      13 years ago

      how was the trip?????

    • Haylbays FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      You want in my contest?

    • Haylbays FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      There will be bonus questions. But shh. I'm not telling anyone.

    • hunterbrute

      13 years ago

      Well, come to think of it, i don't remember my guys name! smiley0.gif

      Post edited 7/22/06 8:35PM

    • hunterbrute

      13 years ago

      i don't freakin remember, probally like 2.

    • juggernaut12

      13 years ago

      kool

    • juggernaut12

      13 years ago

      How much karma did that get you?

    • Haylbays FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Thanks. They rock.

    • Haylbays FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      For the date, just put "any". Those words.

      Post edited 7/10/06 8:20AM

    • Haylbays FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      You said to alert rape you, so I am. I also sent you a friend request to help you reach your goal. And with the way I mod, I can help you raise your mods and karma.

    • pieman78

      13 years ago

      noting today

    • Nathan219

      13 years ago

      oh, yah, that could do it
      i always did that to my old one

    • Nathan219

      13 years ago

      work on it, how so
      ?

    • pieman78

      13 years ago

      whats up.

    • Nathan219

      13 years ago

      i know right... then i built this BEAST
      asnd so far... 1100$ something is making itself worth it
      Pron looks better, and I can play better quality pron

      lol

    • pieman78

      13 years ago

      hi

    • Nathan219

      13 years ago

      i bought it on Ebay for like 60$ 2 years ago.... and it wasnt fast, but it was reliable

    • Nathan219

      13 years ago

      i had a 7 year old one i used before I builkt this one

    • Nathan219

      13 years ago

      a 19in WS is prolly jsut as good, and like, $100 less

    • Nathan219

      13 years ago

      20.1 in WS viewsonic
      $329

    • Nathan219

      13 years ago

      its seriosuly the best monitor I have ever bought

    • Nathan219

      13 years ago

      same reason for a big monitor
      bigger Pron, duh

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