Halo 3 went GOLD!!!!!!!!!!
Now we just have to wait 23 days!!!
What a graet thing to get form my Birthday! (September 26th 1 day after Halo 3 comes out!)
12 years agoZeo2
Here are some Chuck Norris jokes....
"Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone. "
"Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried. "
"When Chuck Norris gives you the finger, he's telling you how many seconds you have left to live. "
"Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls. "
"When Chuck Norris breaks the law, the law doesn't heal. "
"Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. "
"When Chuck Norris looks in a mirror the mirror shatters, because not even glass is stupid enough to get in between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris. "+
"A unicorn once kicked Chuck Norris. That is why they no longer exist. "
"When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris. "
"M.C. Hammer learned the hard way that Chuck Norris can touch this. "
"It is considered a great accomplishment to go down Niagara Falls in a wooden barrel. Chuck Norris can go up Niagara Falls in a cardboard box. "
"Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them. "
"Chuck Norris once had a heart attack; his heart lost. "
"Chuck Norris is always on top during sex because Chuck Norris never fucks up. "
"If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's fucking beef. "
"Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris "
"There are no weapons of Mass Destruction in Iraq. Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma. "
"Chuck Norris doesn't use pickup lines, he simply says, "Now." "
"The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real, it's when he learns Chuck Norris is. "
"Chuck Norris likes to knit sweaters in his free time. And by "knit", I mean "kick", and by "sweaters", I mean "babies". "
"Chuck Norris does not know where you live, but he knows where you will die. "
"The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris. "
"Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. "
"Chuck Norris once killed a bird by throwing it off a cliff. "
"Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel of Fortune and was the first to spin. The next 29 minutes of the show consisted of everyone standing around awkwardly, waiting for the wheel to stop. "
"Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird. "
"The only reason Chuck Norris didn't win an Oscar for his performance in "Sidekicks" is because nobody in their right mind would willingly give Chuck Norris a blunt metal object. That's just suicide. "
"Chuck Norris is not hung like a horse... horses are hung like Chuck Norris "
"Chuck Norris puts the laughter in manslaughter. "
"God said: "Let there be light." Chuck Norris said: "Say please!" "
"The best part of waking up is not Folgers in your cup, but knowing that Chuck Norris didn't kill you in your sleep. "
"Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice. "
"Chuck Norris is the only person on the planet that can kick you in the back of the face. "
Two wrongs donÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t make a right. Unless youÃ¢â‚¬â„¢re Chuck Norris. Then two wrongs make a roundhouse kick to the face.
Chuck Norris wrote an autobiographyÃ¢â‚¬Â¦.it was just a list of everyone he has killed.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
The leading causes of death in the United States are:
1. Heart Disease
2. Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris goes to Vegas, he doesnÃ¢â‚¬â„¢t have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money.
Archeologists unearthed an old english dictionary dating back to the year 1236. It defined "victim" as "one who has encountered Chuck Norris"
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck NorrisÃ¢â‚¬â„¢ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
Chuck Norris dosen't get wet, the water gets Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris dosen't own a calculator, he just has a butch of asian kids in his basement that remember numbers.
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
12 years agoZeo2
I got PHOTOSHOP!!!
YAY! HURRAY! WOOPIE! OTHER WORDS THAT MEAN I'M HAPPY!
So as you can tell i got photoshop!
Heres my first picture. I have to see if the quality will come out any better if I save it as another format.. but here it is!
Like I said I have to check to see if the quality gets better with a different format.
12 years agoZeo2
12 years agoZeo2
I love The Sapranos. It's one of the best TV shows of all time, in my opinion. A lot of people thing that too. But thats not the point of this journal. The point of this journal is to tell you guys what I think happend in the last episode when the screen went black.
Well this is my take on what happend in the last episode of The Sapranos.
These were the people in the diner:
1. Guy at the counter, Nicky Leotardo, Phil's nephew
2. Black guys were the ones that tried to shoot Tony in an earlier season but missed and clipped his ear.
3. The truck driver was the brother of someone robbed and killed by Christopher in Season number two.
4. Cub scouts were witnesses in the train store when Bobby got shot.
5. Remember the conversation Tony had with Bobby in the boat about getting whacked? He said you would never see it coming and it would be like everything goes to black.
Watch the final episode again closely. When Tony walks into the diner he looks at himself sitting down at the table. You can be sure of this because he is wearing different clothes when he sits down. In previous episodes it has been told that Tony's dad died just as his daughter(Janice) walked in...if you watch closely you will see Janice walk in shortly after Tony sits down...this is used to signify the possibility of that happening again. Then you will see the sports store owner who Tony destroyed walk in wearing a brown kind of hunting jacket...he is the guy that a couple of seasons ago got into gambling trouble with Tony and Tony took over his store..they are saying he is the one who whacks Tony. He comes in and sits down hunched over, hiding his eyes as wanting not to be noticed, and alas, "you probably don't even hear it when it happens." And finally...Tony's daughter walking into her dad getting shot just as Janice did so many years ago. You hear a bell, it goes to black, and then nothing. It signifies the never ending cycle. AJ will become Tony, Meadow will become Janice, Carmella will become Livia (Tony's Mom), and cycle of violence goes on and on and on.
A little less disappointed about the season finally now?
I sure am.
Tell me what you guys think of this journal, so leave a comment or two.
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