11 years agoZeratul_II
Damn.....thats not like me....
Must be because I hate this fuckin profile name...
Apparently im getting really obsessive over that.
Well to fill up these last 4 days of this sponsorship before I swap accounts, I may aswell talk about the newest game I got.
Ace Attorney: Phoenix Wright - Justice for All
Gee, what a surprise.
It's pretty much the same as the first game, except this one is actually alot harder and....somehow fun.....also funny.
The story is alot better....I could actually see these games being made into a TV show....hopefully not Live Action, but the stories are quite awesome.
I was wondering what would happen with the first level....I mean, That level is supposed to be Phoenix's 6th case....or more, I dunno..may have been more of the time period they had between the games. Whatever. All games start with an easy tutorial level, and instead of doing the crappy type of tutorial where they make Phoenix stand there talking like a pro doing that whole thing where he'd say something like "Hmmm. Sounds like a contridiction. Perhaps I should tap the Court Record Button and see if theres something there I can show the court by tapping the item and tapping the Present button."
Instead of something stupid like that, they did something that I think is pretty reasonable. Just starts out with Phoenix chillin on the lounge before court, then when his phone rings, someone comes up and knocks him out, so he suffers amnesia for the case, so someone else is hinting what you should do....just hinting it. They dont tell you what to tap or what to press, they just hint you. That way they manage to keep in a rather awesome fashion for the story.
Apart from that...I thought the 1st level would be easy as, like in the first game, but god damn, I actually got a Guilty Verdict and lost. Only because of the one thing I dislike about this one compared to the other one....the 1st game you have 5 chances to screw up before you get a Guilty Verdict. Thats fine, and it resets those 5 chances everytime you get to a new level of that chapter......This one it doesnt. Instead it's just some weird Health bar.
I say Health Bar, because somewhere through the 2nd Chapter, he gets Maya's Magatama which lets him see that the person he's questioning is lying and he can see their "Psyche-Locks" which results in him needing to find out what it is they're lying about or hiding from him. Which means you need to present Evidence or answer whatever stupid question they say properly. Whenever you make a mistake with it, the Magatama hurts you apparently, which makes the assuming health bar go down.
I wouldn't have a problem with that if the same stupid Health bar wasn't the same one you use in court for however many chances you get to screw up....how does physical health rank up against screwing up in court? They should both be reset everytime a new level starts.
But apart from that minor thing, the game is awesome. It's rather funny aswell. The new Prosecutor, Franziska Von Karma, keeps whipping everybody, including the Judge, just because she's a really angry bitch and only wants to win without caring who's innocent or not. She just wants to get some apparent revenge on Phoenix.......the revenge thing isn't too clear on what it is, but they keep saying that her father is gone, so im assuming that after the chapter in the first game where her father is the Prosecutor and was revealed to be the killer and such, he either killed himself, or was sentenced to death. I dunno.
Anyway, apart from Von Karma whipping everybody to death, theres other funny things....like Detective Gumshoe repeatedly showing his gun to Pearl, Maya's younger cousin. What kind of cop shows his gun to an 8 year old. God thats hilarious.
The best parts though are the plot twists in the last 2 chapters though. On the cover, we see Edgeworth, Von Karma, Phoenix and Pearl (in that order)....3/4 are all through the game. I've been sitting here playing it for quite a while going "Where the hell is Edgeworth. He's on the bloody cover, when is he gonna show up!" Cause he leaves at the end of the first game, and everybody apparently assumed he was dead But once he finally shows up....it's just awesome. Gives you a good kind of feeling.
Apart from all that, the game is good. Just like the first one, it's morely an interactive Movie more than a game, but it's better than the first one. Takes alot of thinking and reading and it is a very good time killer. Plus there is actually a fair amout of replayability if you have more than 1 of these games, because to memorize everything you need to do in the game would take aaaaaages. Playing this one has made me forget what to do through most of the first game.
Next up, Trials and Tribulations
11 years agoZeratul_II
So I dont know why I never mentioned it, but I bought Pokemon Diamond for my DS recently, because all my friends were getting back into Pokemon on their old Gameboy Colours....and I was also reading Super Effective which made me lol so hard that I wanted to play it again.
So when I turned my House upside down to find my old Gameboy Colour....my old Pokemon Gameboy Colour I should say, I then re-turned the House upside down again to try and find one of my old Pokemon Games.
And get this, It took me atleast 3 Hours to find 1 of 5 Games. I know, but when I was younger, I had Pokemon Red, Blue, Yellow, Silver and Gold.....5 Different Colours for the exact same game. Lucky for me, I only bought 1 of them. I think I only bought Blue, then someone went and bought me Red and Yellow for my birhtday, Gold for Christmas, and 1 of my old friends gave me his copy of Silver.
Well anyway, the old versions suck. Well they dont suck, I mean no matter how hard they try, there is no way in hell you can beat the Original 150 Pokemon.
The only reason I believe these old versions suck is because of the fucking Gameboy itself. You barely notice it back then, but these days it stands out like Daylight......No, wait, No it doesnt, because the problem im talking about is you cant even SEE the fuckin Screen on the Gameboy. Theres no light at all.....You can buy an attachment Light for the Gameboy, but the majority of them suck because the light is so bright that it directly reflects off the screen and gives you even less to see.
So...complaining that I cant see shit, I take advantage of the Toy Sale going on at Target and become shocked when I see that DS games are part of the sale for some reason. So I buy Diamond....because like every other male in the world, Pokemon Pearl sounds way too girly. Diamond is less girly....not by much though.
So, of course, my first reaction is exactly the same as everybody elses.
It truly is exactly the same as the previous 20 games....except theres another 100 or so Pokemon, so add that to the 390 something we have, and we have a ridiculous number of Pokemon, which a fucking huge majority of people dont even give a shit about. Funny how another Three Hundred and something new species of Pokemon suddenly show up when everyone was just getting to know the original 150. All the characters in the Cartoon must be as blind as shit.
So, disregarding the whole idea that it's exactly the same as the previous titles, I began loling at all the new features that VG Cats and Super Effective make fun of. Such as the Professor asking if you're a Boy or a Girl. And naming your Rival something silly, and watching the Professor remember that Douche truly is his name.
So, as alot of people do, I went with the Fire Pokemon to start with. Not because Fire is awesome and all, I usually always go for the Water Pokemon....or in 1 game, I think I went with Grass to start with. No, this time I went Fire because It's a Fucking Flaming Monkey!!! As shown in that last Panel of the VG Cats comic, Chimchar is the Starting Fire Pokemon. And I dont care what anybody says, there is no Pokemon more awesome than a Flaming Monkey. Dont even bother trying to list one. It's just not gonna stand up to the awesomeness of Chimchar.
So, as another point addressing the VG Cats Comic....I am fucking sick of running into that retarded Teddy Beaver Pokemon known as Bidoof. I swear to christ, whoever's retarded idea it was to make you run into this stupid looking Pokemon every 2 steps should die. Im actually starting to miss Rattata and Pidgey.
So so far, I've got 2 Badges and 6 Pokemon. Chimchar evolved into Monoferno, which sucks because I was attempting to avoid him being evolved, but apparently you cant do that. And as the title of this journal suggests, I have captured a Mudkip....Was just swimming, running into Squirtals, Tentacools, Goldeens and then a fucking Level 12 Mudkip pops up and im like "OHHHHH!!!! Super Pokeball Away!". Yes, I used one of the really awesome Pokeballs because I was out of regular ones. Sucks to have to waste them.
Also have a Nidorina, Polywhirl, Burmy and a Wurmple.
Plus a pile of shit ones that im not carrying around.
I dont really care how old and stupid this type of game is, and it'll probably get outdated within a Month with Pokemon......Cobolt or something, but all I care about is how fucking Bright the DS Lite makes it. So New Generation of Pokemon games > Old ones anyday.....unless you use Emulators, in which case, Old ones > New......except for Chimchar. Chimchar > Everything.
11 years agoZeratul_II
What i've been playing is the same shit over and over again. The most interesting one is World of Warcraft, but fuck it.
So i've got roughly 2 or 3 weeks left of this sponsorship, and I figure that....Im really really sick of this name. And after a few requests to see if I could get a name change with no answer, I think i'll act like a little fuckwit who cant get what he wants and make a new one.
So yeah, making a new profile. At the risk of losing the 24 images, award, journals, large amout of the friends list and such. I'll just get my 12 favorite images, copy my journals and send messages to those on my friends list who have been on in the past 6 months.
Yep. Thats how much I hate this username. I've had a profile on reserve for a while, so i'll just log into that and we'll get it all moved there.
Yeah, school starts again tomorrow.....It should actually be a student free day, but Nooooo...my school are a bunch of fuckwits. But our day off is on Friday for some reason, which is stupid, but...meh. 3 day weekend.
I am not looking forward to going back though. This is the very last full term. After this term, I got the HSC, then it's bye bye to alot of my friends. Errrgghh. Fun.
Guess i'll have to get a proper MSN and get everybodies emails.
I'd get into what I think, but I've got a whole lot on my mind and cant be bothered thinking about my favorite blue character.
I went to my friends 18th the other day aswell, and I was probably the only one who didn't eat or drink anything....mainly because of my diet and im paranoid about Kidney stones again.
It was alright, but fuck, one of my really good friends was completely off hid head before he got there. Then he threw up on the carpet....and then he was sent home.
I can imagin him getting alot of hate when we get back to school.
Something has been wrong with me ever since I passed those Kidney stones. I've had to change my diet and all, which I dont even know if im living with properly. Im getting alot more water, and i've been eating alot of Grapes, of all stupid fruit, and havn't had any takeaway food in a few weeks and such. Hell, im even working out abit. I looked in the mirror the other day when I was getting frustrated with Devil May Cry 4, and looked at my arm, and started wondering how the fuck it grew that much. It used to be a skinny, but flappy twig, now it's actually got muscle in it.
Yet through all that, I still feel like im going to pass out from nothing.....Maybe my dick hasnt fully recovered and it's making me really really light headed.
Or maybe I should start masturbating.
11 years agoZeratul_II
Movie...of the Fucking Year...
It has no competition. Theres only 3 things I dislike about the movie, but they barely matter. Every Actor, Every Scene, Every Sound is fucking perfect.
2 out of 3 dont spoil the plot of the movie or any actions they do, so i'll tell ya what they are.
There was no "Da na na na na na na na Na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!" music.
Second, a change of actress. The new person they have for Rachel did a fine job and all, but bloody hell, she's like 40 years older than everyone else. How did they seriously expect to pull that off with her.
Other than that....Damn fine movie. So fine, infact, that I will waste money and see it another few hundred times.
Screw the award winning gay cowboy role, the Joker is Heath Ledgers best role ever, and probably best acting of this year. I cant even imagin how many awards he'd get if he were still alive, may he rest in peace.
Also, because the Joker is a complete looney, Yes, there was some comedy bits. And damn, they were funny in a very psychopathic way. *Spoiler* Like the 2nd time you actually see him, he's sitting around talking to all these mob bosses, and when one of them tells a guy to get him out of the room, he says "Look, I'll show you a magic trick!" as he places a pencil upright on the table, then he says "Watch as I make this pencil disappear!" and as soon as the guy grabs him, he grabs the guy by the hair, throws his head down on the table and falls to the floor dead. "See? Vanished!" Thats some very sick humor, but you just cannot help but laugh.
Also watching the Joker prance around in a nurse outfit later on and stand in the street, in a skirt, wondering why the building being blown up wasn't being blown up as much as he wanted. Hilarious.
You need to see this movie.
You need to.
11 years agoZeratul_II
Apparently I am so blind when it comes to reviews that I cannot see what makes a movie/game really bad.
Example of that is apparently Sonic the Hedgehog on PS3 and 360.
Well this time it's an apparent really shitty movie....well okay, not apparent, it's officially one of the worst movies of the year.
The Love Guru.
Yeah, just watched it then, and thought it was hilarious, then told my friend to go see it, and in a few seconds, he links me a page full of reviews that say the movie sucks.
My god, What the hell did I miss...
The most obvious complaint, that I actually agree with is the amout of Penis jokes. Yeah, theres alot of them, but I thought the rest of the movie was good. Had some really strange humor to it, but atleast the humor made me laugh.
I mean come on, It got less ratings than You dont mess with the Zohan which is Adam Sandlers new movie, and that actually was really boring. All the best bits of the movie were all you see in the Trailers.
Well im just throwin that out there, I thought the Love Guru was hilarious, but hell, 1 against 639 isn't exactly great odds.
So...guess what im doing tomorrow?
11 years agoZeratul_II
They say that theres no way a male can understand what Child birth feels like.
Well im now going to make an exception because I had my Kidney stones pass through me last night, and fucking hell, whatever of my penis was alive is now dead. Forever. Im going to be on ice for weeks.
I was just sitting around watching a movie, a few of my family were watching aswell, then I go up to take a piss break.....Mind you, I hadn't been able to pee for more than a day before that, so the whole getting up thing was just to try.
So I make it to the toilet, unzip and there must've been so much pressure in there or something, cause something moved, and then suddenly all my house and probably my neighbors could hear was "AAAARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
I was standing there for about 10 minutes screaming. And yes, there was blood. I dont know whether blood is normal in kidney stones, but that wasn't exactly my concern. My concern was that I was bringing a rock or 2 into the world so I could flush them and get those fuckers out of my fucking body and life. Sometimes, people apparently keep them as souvenirs, usually if they've been to hospital to get them out, but not me. It's a few rocks I grew in my kidneys, im not fishing around in an orange water filled toilet looking for them to stick em in a jar.
My dick hurts.
So anyway, the only reason im comparing this to child birth is because im thinking it's a worse pain. Babies are massive, coming out of a tiny hole and all, but they arnt little Hard, Jagged, Pointy Fuckers coming out of an even Smaller hole that is all around sensitive...
Obviously theres no real way to compare the 2, but god damn, Kidney stones are probably the most painful thing a male can go through that arnt purposely inflicted.
My dick still hurts.
11 years agoZeratul_II
Funny how when I find out I have kidney stones, thats when Amy decides to come around. She sent a letter saying she'd come around at some point through the Holidays.....no date was givin to me, so it was just a random time to show up.
And im automatically blaming kidney stones on girl germs aswell. As soon as I left after my last visit, I had this really fucked up sickness that practically caused me to pass out a bunch.
Obviously im not seriously blaming her for my health, but I just think it's easier.
Anyway... She didn't rape me, thank christ, but fuckin aye, she is a weird one in bed.
No, not that way, I just have a double bed, and no room on the floor, so we slept in the same bed. I managed to get used to sleeping on 1 side of the bed over the weeks, but she obviously didn't, because half way through the night, she rolled over on my back....and im practically on the edge of the bed, so I had to roll her off me and push her over that side of the bed. And jeez, I thought I was a strong sleeper, cause she was still completely dead to the world.
Of course by morning, the position she was in was alot more.....retarded in ways. She was sleeping on the side, and the arms she was ontop of was bending behind her instead of infront like her other arm, and her hand was for some reason on my face with fingers in my eye and a plam crushing my nose. So straight away, I just say casually "You are a retarded sleeper." Then she wakes up, moves around abit and then had this really weird look on her face and says "Did you wet the bed?". Completely uncalled for, but I just said no, and felt around, and the bed was abit damp...on her side. And then she felt her legs and she goes "Oh shit, I was sweating alot...".
I can only hope that it actually is sweat, but either way, I still had to wash my sheets.
So she had breakfast, I take a shower, I come back and she's playing WoW...which is weird, because I never said anything about my password, and I havn't written it down anywhere, so I think she knows me too well.
Then I suggested that we go over my friends house for some 4 player Brawl, and she just goes "Yeah, I want to see if you actually have friends."
Gee thanks, but anyway, as I grabbed my shit, she looks at the shelf and suddenly Yells that I have Call of Duty 4. Im like Yeah, and she suddenly says Fuck meeting my friends, she can do it next time. Im just sittin there like....Oh okay. So thats another few months of my friends probably not believing I know a female gamer.
So anyway, when she had to leave about 30 mins ago, she just goes "Oh, by the way. I have a boyfriend."
You'd think I'd be shocked, but nah. I just said "I figured. You didn't seem all that jumpy and obsessive like last time."
She slaps me and says "That doesn't mean I dont love you to you fuckwit, it's just that he's closer."
I just say "Yeah, probably is. Does he even realize how fuckin lucky he is though? Cause he's got a gamer as a girlfriend, and if he's not proud of that, he has no soul."
She just goes "Yeah, he plays them now and then. More of a casual wannabe gamer."
I just say "Wow. Your more awesome than he is."
I got a slap again, but yeah. Slapping is apparently her way of joking.
After she left, It just occured to me that I probably should've taken a photo.....Duuhhhhh.
Oh well, I dont care if people believe she's real or not, but meh....Best I can do is link the WoW character she made.
T'ill the next time....probably.
Now I just got one problem left....and fuck, it's gonna be painful.
11 years agoZeratul_II
Holy shit, I was right about something medical.
I have developing Kidney Stones.
I was told to replace the amout of milk I drink a day with Water....which is hell for me, because Milk is like my health packs. Water tastes yucky. It's tasteless and non-creamy and stuff...
But it's only for a while. My rocks arnt all that big and such, so they should just get out of me within the next few days.
Quite a pleasant thought isnt it. Atleast I dont need to get a tube up me.
11 years agoZeratul_II
What a retarded phrase.
Off the topic about how my kidneys are feeling, I was havin a geezer through my games and then saw one and thought "Oh nice. Havn't played this since Halo 2 came out."
What was marketed as a Big Xbox Exclusive, and believed to be the game that everybody wanted on the Xbox at the time, this game threw some very strange shit into a pretty decent game.
Yeah. Im talking about Brute Force.
A Whole pile of my friends dont seem to like this game, and honestly, I cant really see why. This isn't one of my blunt moments like when im saying I cant see anything wrong with a Sonic game, this is honest to god truth that this game is a very decent one.
Following in the Footsteps of Halo 1 aswell, there was also a book released.
The game itself is awesome, I mean looking at the case where you see 3 Armed Humans and Vicious looking Dinosaur guy, you can just tell this game has something good to offer.
Im pretty sure the game was meant to be a squad game, which could probably explain why a fair few people disliked it, but that doesn't really come as a problem to me, because the way you order your squad around can be used just as any other game with bots/NPC's running around. You can either set them to follow you and back you up whenever, you can set them to be all actiony and run in along with you, not needing to back em up, or you can sit them places and act like a proper squad.
Personally, theres only a few levels I see the need to want a proper squad, so I set the Sniper somewhere, the 2 Heavy dudes to wait a minute before rushing, and the scout to go explore whats where. You know, that sort of thing.
Other than that, you dont even have to think too hard about the game.
The Campaign has the Main Squad, named Brute Force, obviously, and consists of
Tex - Which is morely the Assault type.
Brutus - Which he seems to use morely the Heavy shit, and goes berserk and rams into people alot. Which is fun.
Hawk - The Scout, and a fucking Whore in Multiplayer because of that fucking Powerblade she has. She can cloak, so thats why she's a bitch.
Flint - The Sniper, who is also a Synthetic and has her own little Auto-aim feature, so alot of noobs use her in Multiplayer.
Im told by one of my friends that Flint and Hawk are used in a fair bit of porn......I dont even want to know, so I didn't ask.
The game itself lived up to it's rep though. It's good. The Graphics were very decent for it's time, the Multiplayer was pretty cool, and the campaign was nearly as good as Halo 1's. It had replayability and everything. The levels were sort of repetitive with the surroundings, but who cares. As long as there was stuff to shoot, you dont even think about it. The dead people were some very decent ragdolls, which was nice to see in an Xbox game before Halo 2 came out. This is the game everyone really noticed the bodies died in a realistic way.....realistic enough at least. The bodies always seemed to be in low gravity cause they flew backwards and fell slowly, but either way, there was nothing more satisfying in this game than blowing a feral off the big tree house with the shotgun.
The Multiplayer in this game.....Ehhh....I think the only good part was Cooperative if there were 2 people, or regular Deathmatch. 4 Player Co-op is fine, but theres the big fuss about who's playing as who, and when they get the character they want or dont want, you just know they'll fuck you over somehow. Like if they played as Flint, they'll put down her Sniper Rifle and just run in with an Assault Rifle or Pistol.
The Deathmatch was fun though. In the campaign you go around every level finding DNA canisters of every type of character you see.....well, not all, they're missing 4 characters. Other than that, the each character more or less has their own unique ability to use....theres some with the same ability as some of the Brute Force squad, but theres something slightly different about it. Like theres 2 Ferals that have the same special ability as Brutus, but they might regenerate health quicker, or have a better chance at charging someone than the others....stuff like that.
The main disappointment with the Multiplayer was that it wasn't Xbox Live enabled. You could download maps from Xbox Live, but even that turned out to be a shock, cause there was only 1 Campaign level, 1 Deathmatch Level and 1 Squad Deathmatch level....and they wernt even very good.
Other than that, linking up 4 Xbox's to have a massive 16 Player lan-fest was nearly as satisfying as a 16 Player Halo 1 game.....actually, in my opinion, it's equally as satisfying. Halo has this....special thing to it for it's multiplayer, and Brute Force had that, but added a few things to it. It's just that Halo was alot more smoother and the action looked alot better than Brute Force. But apart from all that, a 16 Player Brute Force Deathmatch was very fun.
It did live up to it's rep, very well infact, that I believe they should make a sequel. Surely theres gotta be another band of Aliens terrorizing this particular section of the Universe. It'd be a perfect time to call in Brute Force again.
It's a good 8.5/10 game. If you never had it on Xbox, i'd say go grab a copy, cause you'll only be disappointed if you cant stand old gen graphics.
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