ZeroTolerant

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from Good ol' tea and crumpets land

  • Activity

    • 6 years ago

      ZeroTolerant
    • Haven't been around, cereal busy stuff -_-

      6 years ago

      ZeroTolerant

      Haven't been around much. Last time i remember signing in was 2-3 weeks ago. I'm back now and the long length of time has left me with a lot of things to talk about.

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      Apparently my xbox decided to red ring of death me a few days ago while playing that level repair on Halo wars. You know, the one where the covenant spasms you with units until you eventually (and most of the time, always) die. Practically, it was a normal day. But then my xbox decided to go all white lines on me. Confuddled (which also means confused), i attempted again to use the xbox. and then the unimaginable happened. Upon seeing a green lit screen, i turned to my xbox. Full Red Ring of Death had ensued on my console. I cried, the first time in hours. :(

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      Ironically, this is good. Not only do I now have free time from endless macro strategies I think of, but now I can use my brain to make those lovely sketches people seem to like apparently (I didn't even choose art in school!). Just stop messaging me damnit! I'll make you the damn sketches.

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      I'll start work on the sketches now. You happy internet? God damnit.

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    • 6 years ago

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    • 6 years ago

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      Will be trying my hand at sketch art with the last two uploaded pictures. Freehand, just a pencil. shits about to get real :)

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    • Why Justin Beiber will always be hated

      6 years ago

      ZeroTolerant

      [Bacon Edition]

      Bacon is a mystery of life. It provides us much happiness of meaty goodness, but also gives the fat that we despise. What is this conundrum we have found ourselves in? surely bacon is not evil, because if it wasn't then we would have no fat to be concerned of. Do not threat my fellow pork lovers, for I have an answer.

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      Upon recently drinking myself silly, I have come up with a reason as to why bacon not only grants us great happiness but also curses us with the weightiness of fat. Bacon is like alcohol, it tries to make us happy as every minute passes, but we can not comprehend it. We fill ourselves with so much alcohol that it damages our liver. In the same sense, we fill ourselves with so much bacon that it can not give us the happiness we so need without making us fat as well. As you can see, this is a problem.

      However, I came up with a discovery. super bacon!

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      I know, it sounds too good to be true. Bacon thats even more super, but bear with me. In order to be given the bacon we deserve without being subjected to its evil counterpart of fat, we must return to the past. super bacon is normal bacon, but holy. It was discovered in the shaolin temple of atlantis, where numerous priests prayed to the Gods to turn bacon into a fatless entity, while still maintaining the tastiness that is bacon. The result was ground breaking, as it turned the whole of Atlantis into a paradise, maintaining the population with less-than-evil bacon.

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      However, the rest of the world began to fear the Atlantians and their bacon power. so they destroyed them and took the bacon for themselves, but they didn't know how to make the bacon super, so the knowledge was lost forever..

      ..Until now.. Whilst making a bacon sandwich, I uttered the words under my breath "I hate Justin Beiber". By saying that, the Gods of Atlantis surrounded me. I thought I was high, but they said to me: "By making a bacon sandwich and uttering the holy words, we give to you super bacon!" They disappeared and thought nothing of it.

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      I've been eating the super bacon for months now and I have not gotten fat. Breakfast, dinners, it didn't matter. The Gods of Atlantis graced me with this super bacon and now I grace it to you. Every time you buy a pack of bacon, say the words "I hate Justin Beiber", and your bacon will become fatless, while still maintaining its tastiness.

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      Your telling me mr bean...

    • 6 years ago

      ZeroTolerant

      lol drinking while playing xbox is fun, its like everyone thinks your insane but laughs anyway

  • Comments (31)

    • Ashsmith17

      6 years ago

      Thanks :)

    • AgentTank FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I AM KROGAN

      6 years ago

      hey man!

      • AgentTank FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I AM KROGAN

        6 years ago

        lol Just surfing the web, and came up with this

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      • ZeroTolerant

        6 years ago

        playing halo wars, I like zie strategy games. how about you

      • AgentTank FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold I AM KROGAN

        6 years ago

        Whats up?

      • ZeroTolerant

        6 years ago

        Back at ya bro! :D

    • Moss

      6 years ago

      Every 25 karma levels you should up the saiyan level of your profile pic

      Post edited 9/07/12 4:56AM

      • Moss

        6 years ago

        It would only be right smiley13.gif Also you're overdue for an upgrade smiley6.gif

      • ZeroTolerant

        6 years ago

        yes sir, yes I should :D

    • AgentNevada9

      6 years ago

      I have to go I won't come back for a long time because my monitor broke and we have to get a new one and set it up so bye

    • AgentNevada9

      6 years ago

      Ohh Sorry you're a different person!

    • AgentNevada9

      6 years ago

      Do u know a person named xLegitPurple?

      • ZeroTolerant

        6 years ago

        I don't remember saying he was in my friends list...

      • AgentNevada9

        6 years ago

        Well I don't see xLegit Purple at ur friends

      • ZeroTolerant

        6 years ago

        yeah, he was a guy I met while looking through my homepage. why?

    • CITREF489

      6 years ago

      Thanks for the welcome! :)

    • Moss

      6 years ago

      You saw that I was cool, but was I awesome?

      • Moss

        6 years ago

        Cheers mate, good luck with your Karma hunting smiley0.gif

      • ZeroTolerant

        6 years ago

        oh my God that's an amazing idea. and yeah, sure dude

      • Moss

        6 years ago

        You should post that to everyone you add as a friend. Can you add it as a comment on my profile bud?

      • ZeroTolerant

        6 years ago

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      • Moss

        6 years ago

        Sweet, can I have a sticker (it'll be my proof, and I'll where it as a badge of honour)

      • ZeroTolerant

        6 years ago

        2/3, yes sir, you are awesome :)

      • Moss

        6 years ago

        1.DBZ
        2.Halo or Driver SF
        3.No

      • ZeroTolerant

        6 years ago

        That requires the awesome test:

        1. What is your favourite anime television show?
        2. What is your favourite game?
        3: Do you like cheese?

    • xLegitPurple

      6 years ago

      So what's the Karma Level about?

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