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    • bad day at work??

      13 years ago

      _dasan_

      Next time you have a bad day at work ... think of
      this guy. Rob is a commercial saturation diver for
      Global Divers in Louisiana. He performs underwater
      repairs on offshore Drilling rigs.



      Last week I had a bad day at the office. I know
      you've been feeling down lately at work, so I
      thought I would share my dilemma with you to make
      you realize it's not so bad after all. Before I can

      tell you what happened to me, I first must bore you
      with a few technicalities of my job.

      As you know, my office lies at the bottom of the
      sea. I wear a suit to the office. It's a wet suit.
      This time of year the water is quite cool. So what
      we do to keep warm is this: We have a diesel powered
      industrial water heater. This $20,000 piece of
      equipment sucks the water out of the sea. It heats
      it to a delightful temperature. It then pumps it
      down to the diver through a garden hose, which is
      taped to the air hose. Now this sounds like a darn
      good plan, and I've used it several times with no
      complaints..

      What I do, when I get to the bottom and start
      working, is take the hose and stuff it
      Down the back
      of my wet suit. This floods my whole suit with warm
      water. It's like working in a Jacuzzi.

      Everything was going well until all of a sudden, my
      butt started to itch. So, of course, I scratched it.
      This only made things worse. Within a few seconds my
      butt started to burn. I pulled the hose out from my
      back, but the damage was done. In agony I realized
      what had happened. The hot water machine had sucked
      up a jellyfish and pumped it into my suit. Now,
      since I don't have any hair on my back, the
      jellyfish couldn't stick to it. However, the crack
      of my butt was not as fortunate. When I scratched
      what I thought was an itch, I was actually grinding
      the jellyfish into the crack of my butt.


      I informed the dive supervisor of my dilemma over
      the communicator. His instructions were unclear due
      to the fact that he, along with five other divers,
      were all laughing hysterically.

      Needless to say I aborted the dive. I was instructed
      to make three agonizing in-water decompression stops
      totaling thirty-five minutes before I could reach
      the surface to begin my chamber dry decompression.
      When I arrived at the surface, I was wearing nothing
      but my brass helmet.

      As I climbed out of the water, the medic, with tears
      of laughter running down his face, handed me a tube
      of cream and told me to rub it on my butt as soon as
      I got in the chamber. The cream put the fire out,

      but I couldn't poop for two days because my butt was
      swollen shut.

      So, next time you're having a bad day at work, think
      about how much worse it would be if you had a
      jellyfish shoved up your butt.

      Now repeat to yourself, "I love my job, I love my
      job, I love my job."

      Now whenever you have a bad day, ask yourself, Is
      this a jellyfish bad day?

    • mod point Q

      13 years ago

      _dasan_

      im just wondering
      how many mod points do you have smiley10.gif ..


      edit: by the way this is my fiftieth journal....yay smiley0.gif

    • survay thingy

      13 years ago

      _dasan_


      1.Your Full Name:

      2. Age:

      3. Fave Color:

      4. Fave Movie:

      5. Fave Song:

      6. Fave Band:

      7. Most Embarassing Moment:

      8. Are you a virgin?

      HERE COMES THE FUN ... ... ...

      1. Are we friends?

      2. Do you have a crush/attracted to me?

      3. Would you kiss me?

      4. ...with tongue?

      5. Would you enjoy it?

      6. Would you ever ask me out or go out with me if I ask you out?

      7. Would you make a move on me in a movie theater?

      8. Tell me one odd/intresting fact about you:

      9. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?

      10. Do you want to tell me something that you couldn't before?

      11. If you heard a rumor about me, would you defend me?

      12. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?

      13. Do you think I'm a good person?

      14. Would you let me sleep with you (in the same bed)?

      15.Do you think I'm Hot?

      16. Would you call me just because?

      17. Would you ever listen to my problems even if they dont involve you?

      18. If you could change anything about me, would you?

      19.Would you have sex with me?

      20.Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?

      21. Will you post this so I can fill it out for you?

    • read comment 6 before you post !!!!!

      13 years ago

      _dasan_

      crikey.gif
      this is so bad but im lmfao smiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • lets all help....

      13 years ago

      _dasan_

      help infinitmugen reach his goal of 100 watchers for '06
      so what are you waiting for
      CLICK HERE NOW!! smiley0.gifsmiley0.gif



    • board much??

      13 years ago

      _dasan_

      im so freaking board some body help me!!!!

      that is all

    • found this on ebay

      13 years ago

      _dasan_

      ha ha ha ha omg this is to funny click here

    • survey thingy

      13 years ago

      _dasan_

      A survey that you will remember



      The Last Person You...


      thought about?: caitlyn

      Looked at?: nathan

      said I love you to?: caitlyn

      hugged?: caitlyn

      kissed?: I kissed Caitlyn's cheek

      hurt?: I don’t think anyone

      Shared a secret with?: joe

      watched a movie with?: Caitlyn joe Rachel Nathan (kinda)

      couldn't stop thinking about?: caitlyn

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      In your family...

      Who makes you laugh?: idk

      Who makes you cry?: idk

      Who is strict?: my mom

      Who is laid back: dad

      Who makes you think?: dad

      Who will do anything for you?: no one

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Have you ever?

      been skinnydipping?: nope

      Made a friend mad?: yep

      gotten a detention?: heck yes

      gotten expelled?: no

      threw popcorn in a movie theatre?: yes

      been on stage?: yes

      seen a famous person?: idk no?

      been pantsed by a friend?: no
      lost your voice?: yes!

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
      You are...

      best at?...:causing chaos
      worst at?...: a lot of stuff

      ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

      Random

      profession?: idk

      best friend?: Caitlyn / joe
      Favorite movie star?: that one guy idk

      idol?: ummm idk

      hair color?: dirty blond

      favorite movie?: as of right now……idk

      have you ever been in LOVE?: yes!!!

      favorite color?: black, red and green

      have you ever done a bad impersonation of Arnold Scshwartsenagger: NO!!

      best memory?: idk

      worst memory?: ummm that one bad time

      favorite band?: nickelback , lifehouse, three days grace, hinder and more…

      can you do the worm?: heck yuuno

      did you like this survey?: ummm ok I gess

    • hmmmmm?

      13 years ago

      _dasan_

      if a mod had an image what would it look like??

    • please vote

      13 years ago

      _dasan_

      please vot for ME here clicky

  • Comments (4424)

    • alien666 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      1 word: boredom.

    • Mulisha_Man

      11 years ago

      lol yea

      im all in proportion

    • Mulisha_Man

      11 years ago

      between 6'1" and 6'2" and i weigh about 210lbs

    • Mulisha_Man

      11 years ago

      ohhhh yea half sizes in for and size is hard 2 find

    • Mulisha_Man

      11 years ago

      i see size 12 shoes every were

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      Gotta go, catch you later.

    • Mulisha_Man

      11 years ago

      lol yea i get that alot

      it really sux tho because its hard as hell 2 find shoes that i actually like, that r in my size smiley4.gif

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      congrats

    • Mulisha_Man

      11 years ago

      holy shit

      ive been looking on ebay and craigslist for some used boots for cheep.....and im finding a ton of reallt good boots but non of them are my size, its hard as hell 2 find boots my size because i wear a size 14+ boot

      if u happen 2 come across some boots that r size 14+ plz tell me

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      Because you keep clicking on your link instead of the guy's profile?

    • Mulisha_Man

      11 years ago

      nice setup

      ride boards r really good boards from what ive herd, i never ridden one tho

      and burton is fuckin awsome....i was gonna bet a burton bullet board with burton boots and bindings but burton its just so evpensive....so i bough a K2 Anagram 159 wide board with K2 bindings......i still havent gotten any boots yet tho

      just last night i orderd a pair of Dragon goggles that were $120 but i got em for $40 because they dont make em anymore and there having a close out sale on em smiley0.gif

    • Mulisha_Man

      11 years ago

      what kind of board setup did u have (boots, bindings, board)????

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      no not yet.

    • Que

      11 years ago

      F&F4

    • Que

      11 years ago

      she is up and she is going ot make the appointment for tommarrow don't worry....you want to watch 2F2F

    • Que

      11 years ago

      i know

    • Que

      11 years ago

      what???

    • Que

      11 years ago

      i tried but i am not sleeping

    • 42111

      11 years ago

      no

    • Que

      11 years ago

      no

    • Austino

      11 years ago

      Ha ha, hope it comes true!

    • Que

      11 years ago

      i watched tila tequila...and i m talking to heather

    • Austino

      11 years ago

      Thanks, dude.

    • Que

      11 years ago

      i had to eat

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      Well, House is on, then it's off to bed,
      goodnight.

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      That's ok, I was at badminton, just got back.

      Yours.

    • amarh

      11 years ago

      Indeed

    • crazygerman

      11 years ago

      Didn't look that.....what.....are you insane....it's amazing.....but I guess if you don't like those sort of games, meh.

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      We're almost halfway

    • Blue_santa91

      11 years ago

      nvrmd its a animation creator

    • Blue_santa91

      11 years ago

      dude thanks by the way do you use image ready

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      Because you were starting ones that were already done

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      Jump to 209

    • crazygerman

      11 years ago

      get Assassin's creed.....that game is amazing!!

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      You're not having fun with me? smiley1.gif

      Your Turn

    • crazygerman

      11 years ago

      15,000 miles holy shit that blows.....cleaning though?? you can only clean so much you know.

      And yea I found the same thing with the video games.....it just got boring after a while.

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      What's up with your Lonely Face_?

    • crazygerman

      11 years ago

      Nope, that's actually how I spell it....my full name is Niklas. I'm german, so that's why it's spelled different.

      Anyway, I'm feeling pretty good....things didn't work out with the girl who I liked, but I'll get over it. Other then that school sucks right now but meh that's nothing new.

      How are you?

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      You took too long, gotta go.

      Your turn

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      Back for more

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      Well, goota go, see ya!

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      ding

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      10 minutes left.

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      I wonder if you delete my posts, does my post count go down.

      I just found out about a month ago that's the way the journals work.

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      done.

      Shouldn't he be on phase 2 now?

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      Ooops, I forgot to vote today...

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      I just got another posting mod point.
      smiley1.gif

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      I don't even know how much this is worth.
      He said "all his points", what if he just has 2?

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      If you skip numbers like that you're going to lose track
      smiley1.gif

    • Stonesword

      11 years ago

      I have another 30 minutes.
      That guy was on about 9 hours ago, I wish he would give another hint.

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