a_gay_robot

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from Wilmette, IL

  • Activity

    • Yes/No quiz

      12 years ago

      a_gay_robot

      Would the sentence "I want to put a hyphen between the words Fish and And and And and Chips in my Fish And Chips sign" have been clearer if quotation marks had been placed before the Fish, and between the Fish and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and And, and And and and, and and and Chips, as well as after the Chips?

    • sweet, more millions!

      12 years ago

      a_gay_robot

      FROM:Mr Andy Morris Taylor
      DATE:23-Nov-2006
      Kindest Attention:

      Dear
      Beloved,
      I know this email will come to you in an odd manner as you
      have not received any prior communication from me before now.But be
      that as it may.

      My names are Mr.Andy Morris Taylor, I am from London.
      I have been diagnosed with Esophageal cancer.It has defiled all forms
      of medical treatment, and right now I have only about a few months to
      live, according to medical experts. I have not particularly lived my
      life so well, as I never really cared for anyone (not even myself)but
      my business. Though I am very rich, I was never generous, I was always
      hostile to people and only focused on my business as that was the only
      thing I cared for.But now I regret all this as I now know that there is
      more to life than just wantingto have or make all the money in the
      world. I believe when God gives me a second chance to come to this
      world I would live my life a different way from how I have lived it.

      Now that God has called me, I have willed and given most of my property
      and assets to my immediate and extended family members as well as few
      close friends.I want God to be merciful to me and accept my soul so, I
      have decided to give alms to charity organizations, as I want this to
      be one of the last good deeds I do on earth. So far, I have Distributed
      money to some charity organizations in the U.A.E, Somalia and Malaysia.
      Now that my health has deteriorated so badly, I cannot do this myself
      anymore.

      I once asked members of my family to close one of my
      accounts and distribute the money which I have there to charity
      organization in Bulgaria and Pakistan, they refused and kept the money
      to themselves. Hence, I do not trust them anymore, as they seem not to
      be contended with what I have left for them. The last of my money
      which no one knows of is the huge cash deposit of Thirty Million United
      States Dollars($30,000,000,00) that I have with a Finance Vaulting Unit
      Abroad. I will want you to help me collect this deposit and dispatch it
      to charity organizations.

      N/B:
      Kindly note that 35% of this funds
      must go to the tsunami victims,60% to other Charity Organization and 5%
      for your effort and time.I cannot talk with you on the phone due to my
      health situation, as I am using my Lap Top Computer to communicate with
      you. You should respond to this e-mail{andymorrisg@aim.com} if you are
      interested in carrying out this assignment on my behalf.
      God be with
      you.

      Mr.Andy Morris Taylor.

      E-mail:andymorrisg@aim.com



      I don't know why, I just find these really funny and amusing to read.

    • I'm a millionaire! Go me!

      12 years ago

      a_gay_robot

      MANAGING PARTNER
      MARTIN TRUMANN & ASSOCIATES
      Berkshires House, 168-173 High Holborn, London WCIV 7AA
      United Kingdom.

      NOTIFICATION OF BEQUEST

      On behalf of the Trustees and Executor of the estate of Late
      Engr. Jürgen Krügger; I once again try to notify you as my earlier letter
      returned undelivered.

      I hereby attempt to reach you again by this same email address on the
      WILL. I wish to notify you that late Engr. Jürgen Krügger made you a
      beneficiary to his WILL. He left the sum of Six Million One Hundred
      Thousand Dollars (USD$6,100.000.00 ) to you in the codicil and last
      testament to his WILL.

      This may sound strange and unbelievable to you, but it is real and
      true. Being a widely travelled man, he must have been in contact with
      you in the past or simply you were recommended to him by one of his
      numerous friends abroad who wished you good. Engr. Jürgen Krügger
      until his death was a member of the Helicopter Society and the Institute of
      Electronic & Electrical Engineers. He had a very good heart and loved
      to give out.

      His great philanthropy earned him numerous awards during his life
      time.
      Late Engr. Jürgen Krügger died on the 13th day of December, 2005 at the
      age of 80 years, and his WILL is now ready for execution. According to
      him this money is to support your humanitarian activities and to help
      the poor and the needy in our society. Please if I reach you this time
      as I am hopeful, endeavor to get back to me as soon as possible to
      enable me conclude my job.

      I hope to hear from you in no distant time through the email address below.
      mtrumann_solicitors@yahoo.co.uk
      Yours in Service,
      Barrister Martin Trumann.
      Fax :+ (44) 7075757430

      It's hard to believe that people fall for these things, but some people are just that stupid. I love the "but it is real and true" remark. I was going to enable him conclude his job, but then I realized I wasn't brain dead.

    • It's snowing!!

      12 years ago

      a_gay_robot

      It's not even the middle of october and it's snowing!! Coldest it's been since 1917. On Sunday it was 72, this past whole week it was been above 50, and the week before it was 70's. I love weather.

    • fucking crazy

      13 years ago

      a_gay_robot

      This test is weird. Test yourself, but remember - The most important thing
      is to follow the instructions very carefully and not to scroll down too fast.
      Now, count the following easy calculations in your head as quickly as
      you can. It might help you if you say the answers aloud.
      Follow the instructions one at a time and as fast as possible.


      How much is:













      2 + 2?













      8 + 8?













      16 + 16?













      Fast! Think of a number between 12 and 5.













      Ready? Don't change your original number!













      Scroll down!

















      The number you chose was 7.

      Strange, right?!?













      Test 2:
      How much is:

      1 + 5?













      3 + 3?













      4 + 2?













      5 + 1?













      Repeat the number 6 in your head as fast as possible
      for 15 seconds.













      FAST!!! THINK OF A VEGETABLE!













      Think, think...













      You were thinking about a CARROT, weren't you!?!
      Really weird, right!?!?!









      Test 3:
      Say the following numbers aloud!
      Do it fast!
      3
      33
      333
      3333
      33333
      333333
      3333333











      Fast! Choose a color and a tool!











      Thought of one of each? Don't change the original!











      You answered: red and hammer


      How fucking crazy is that? I got them all but the red and hammer, I said blue and hammer, but I did this to three people and they all got the "right" answers. I didn't say anything out loud though, so maybe that had something to do with it.

    • Damn it's been a long time

      13 years ago

      a_gay_robot

      I haven't really come here very often lately, and I don't plan to in the future either. Until season 5 starts I only check about every other week or so, maybe once a month. I know no one cares, but there are only two things in my life that are worth mentioning: I got accepted into Mensa and I might finally get my dream (temp) job as a "Mac Specialist" at the Apple store, i.e. the guys who walk around and help you with stuff. Go me. Note the utter lack of enthusiasm.

      Edit: I'm not mentioning the mensa thing to brag or to get mods (or more likely get negged), it's just a fact. It's not like it's an accomplishment or anything. It's like saying congrats, your blood is AB-negative, which is even rarer. Do those people get congrats because of their blood type, I sure hope not or they've got fucked up friends.

    • I've officially gone crazy

      13 years ago

      a_gay_robot

      I've decided to get a tattoo for some reason. I'm not really sure why, but I want a black stripe on the back on my neck. I also want a triangle that connects my shoulder blades to that stripe, but that can wait. And I want to do this all without telling my parents. Obviously they'll find out, I'm not going to try to hide it. I've even been saving up some money. Am I crazy? I mean it's the back of my neck. That'll fucking hurt. I've never had a tattoo nor do I know anyone with one. I think I need someone to just slap me in the face and tell me I'm a dumbass.

    • What's the deal, yo?

      13 years ago

      a_gay_robot

      Answer now!

    • Best New Years ever!

      13 years ago

      a_gay_robot

      Long story short I ended up hooking up with this girl I really like. I kissed her a little after midnight so I'd have an excuse if it turned out that she didn't like me, but tonight I was on AIM wondering what to say to her, when she messaged me to "say hi" and I told her I liked her. Actually she was planning on saying something like that to me, but I beat her to it. She invited me to her house to watch TV, make fun of commercials together, and make out. So far this is the best year ever.

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  • Comments (61)

    • AlazyPyromaniac

      12 years ago

      would it be safe to assume that you had the same thing going through your mind as i did when you chose your name for this site? it didn't go over as well as you had hoped, did it?

    • Jabberwocky

      13 years ago

      Damn it's been a long time since I've done anything on rvb, but when I saw this and figured out who it was I had to say something:
      linky
      Apparently you and Ethan have something in common. Come on, you have to admit that you're attracted to her.




      I can't deny it. Scarlett is hawtt.

      Yes, 2 tt's.

    • clocksRround

      13 years ago

      the differernce between the ibook g3 and g4 is that the ibook g3 is made out of clear plastic (top and bottom) with white paint underneath, kinda like the 5g white ipod or 1g ipod. The plastic inside and on the sides is also darker grey than on the g4, which has white plastic instead of clear with white paint.

    • silverkitten

      13 years ago

      as a reply to your atheism symbol commment, did you by chane read the first part of the website i posted in the first comment of the image?

    • qfmmr

      13 years ago

      Congradulations on getting closest in the contest.

    • zazie_d

      13 years ago

      You sound horribly cool... I'm also in university, lots of math too, I'm a physics major, hope to one day make it to Doctorate in theoritical physics, if you feel like chatting once and a while, accept my friend request, if not, no biggy..
      ;)
      ciao

    • veggyalpha

      13 years ago

      sup

    • Shrew

      13 years ago

      Nope, you're in the cool category. Math always PWNZORZ retardedness.

    • silverkitten

      13 years ago

      i'm not sure whether to be offended or not...

    • qfmmr

      13 years ago

      Good job finding the answer.

    • pixelmonkey

      13 years ago

      Your still taking ambien aren't you... you degenerate druggo math student! smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • GreatHeights

      13 years ago

      thats cahrazy!

    • IRUKANJI

      13 years ago

      Okay, the integral sign makes sense now.

    • Jabberwocky

      13 years ago

      Most "scientific" proof of the bible and bible-related things are actually based on scripture, not actual science. They take a summarized result of a scientific study, dilute it to fit what the bible says, and then say that it supports what the bible says, when in fact they used the bible to change the structure of the scientific argument. I could go on and on, but I can already feel my blood pressure rising.


      Seeing crap like that makes me sooooo angry.... or just plain appalled. They'll take some obscure metaphor in the Bible, and say it's scientific. Now, I'm not a very scientifically-inclined individual, but I know scientific bullshit when I see it. All it does is take a little common sense. It seems that most religious folk severely lack common sense, and it just makes me sick.

      Here's one of my favorite things I heard in a class. The topics of the class was personal identity and existence. It was basically a mix of metaphysics ("What does it mean for something to exist?") and personal identity. We were talking about the possible existence of souls, and one girl says something along the lines of "We know that souls exist because when you do something you are really passionate about, for example dancing, you put your soul into it. When you really get into it, that's when your soul takes over and that's why people say that you 'put your soul into it.'" This girl was a relatively bright girl who sometimes contributed well to conversations, but this comment was one of the most ridiculous things I have ever heard in person.


      When relatively smart people say such dumb things, I weep.

    • Jabberwocky

      13 years ago

      Kurt Godel


      <-- German.

      Germans eat knödels.

      If I can pronouce knödel, I can pronounce Kurt Gödel.

      ^^

      Oh, and ditto to everything you said in my journal, except I would have said it less eloquently. Like, Descartes was a dumdum who lacked a strong foundation for his philosophical thoughts, and Aristotle was a scientifically-ignorant buttface. Buttface is a little harsh though. smiley8.gif

    • Jabberwocky

      13 years ago

      I just got my differential geometry midterm back and I got a 91 ... and that's really really good! I even got a "good job!" on the top from my professor. When the average grade is around 75 and there are only like 15 people in the class, nobody gets that high. Damn you and your 97 not being good enough! Seriously though, how do you take it twice?

      And I'd bet my ass, but it doesn't belong to me anymore. Pawned it off to pay for college.


      Our final exam was online. ^^

    • Jabberwocky

      13 years ago

      Go so Sex-Lexis.com and search for breasts. You get all the synonyms for them. They won't even all fit in a journal reply. Amazing, if I may say so.


      Indeed, it's quite a feat.

    • applemaster

      14 years ago

      You are the best ever!! thanks for the sponsership, you rock more than everything!

    • Jabberwocky

      14 years ago

      What really bothered me, however, is the other link, the one to 365gays.com. One of my biggest problems with religion is gay rights, and the steps leading up to banning gay rights, which is just plain wrong. While reading the thing I could feel my blood pressure rising and by the end I was ready to snap and hit something really, really hard.


      Ditto. That link really made me mad. It takes a lot to make me mad. If my journals sound angry, they're really not, because I try really hard to never let myself near a keyboard when I'm angry. But that article made me furious.

      I have my own beef with religion in general, specifically western religion, and I'm interested to hear what else you've got. I once wrote a short essay on how believing in religion is a good thing but imposing it on others is bad, and I put an excerpt of it in my journal while I was writing it, and it quickly got negmodded because I doubted the existence of God. I didn't say that God doesn't exist, I said something along the lines of "everyone has their own idea of what God is and everyone is entitled to their own interpretation of God." Within a few hours I got like 10 or 15 neg mods and a single comment to that effect.


      I was really worried about my journal, because I was expecting flaming and negmodding to come my way, and the point about religion that I was aiming for was how religious fanatics will believe anything.

      The only problem with having somewhat negative views on religion is that if you want to keep your friends you sort of have to keep it to yourself, unless you find someone who is open to talking about it.


      Both my husband and I are athiest, and most all of our friends believe in God in one way or another. One of our best friends wants to become a youth minister. We have found that some of our friends really enjoy debating on the subject of God, so every now and then we'll hold open debates at our apartment. My husband is a little more open on his views of religion than I am. I'm more cautious, because I don't want to step on any toes that are sensitive about their own religious standings.

    • biznatch

      14 years ago

      Quote church"Thats right Caboose...I'm a gay robot....." unquote one of my fav church quotes my other favorite is"Oh, Son of a bitch!"

    • a_gay_robot

      14 years ago

      thanks for noticing, and yes, I am 20 as of the 14th.

    • Praetor

      14 years ago

      you are 20 now.
      Happy Birthday! (If it really was)

    • Praetor

      14 years ago

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      Since Im too late for the Awards Trend,
      You have Recieved the Bronze Star.

    • Jabberwocky

      14 years ago

      Fountain of chocolate? YES.

      Just looking at it makes me die a little inside.

    • a_gay_robot

      14 years ago

      hmm, that looks like me earlier today, except I got some leg action in, too.

    • MJOLNIRarmor

      14 years ago

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      Really Random.

    • timer67

      14 years ago

      tag ur it

    • Jabberwocky

      14 years ago

      Oh wow, awesome, thank you!!

      <3

    • Jabberwocky

      14 years ago

      I know! It was so gay!

      [17:26] Muse This Way: that was gay, RT locked my bar
      [17:27] thecheattc: really?
      [17:27] Muse This Way: yeah
      [17:27] Muse This Way: now we have a bar about gavino
      [17:27] Muse This Way: gayness
      [17:27] thecheattc: yeah.
      [17:28] thecheattc: Oh come on. I have more fun talking about fruit in sexual ways than I do talking about gav in sexual ways.
      [17:28] thecheattc: erm...
      [17:28] thecheattc: >.>
      [17:28] thecheattc: <.<
      [17:28] Muse This Way: lol
      [17:28] Muse This Way: ditto

    • applemaster

      14 years ago

      Ahh, what is happening in a day, I MUST KNOW!!!

    • applemaster

      14 years ago

      Team Banzai! They are going to win the race, by a lot!
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    • billofnye

      14 years ago

      you guys really need to lighted=n up aloght!

    • qfmmr

      14 years ago

      What's in 4 days?

    • applemaster

      14 years ago

      4 days until what, i'm confused (an i don't want to use the shift key) [except for those last ()]

    • Trinity_Star

      14 years ago

      "Crushing peoples' hopes and dreams though the miracle of logic."

      Awe, i do that too! How sweet. I also throw in some sarcasms and witisisms though, just to make it better.

    • serena

      14 years ago

      Your gay because you stole my dancing bunny!! Gay bastard!

    • SpartanIIMC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      Oh yea, and secondly how is it offensive if he never even said anything bad about them dumbasses.

    • SpartanIIMC FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      14 years ago

      haha Adam Sandlers gay robot haha nice

    • applemaster

      14 years ago

      Yawning bunnies are funny, but whats even better is when they have a sneezing attack! Mine did, it was really funny!

    • applemaster

      14 years ago

      Noodle pudding, ewwww!!! sugar, raisins, nuts, salt and eggs OMG I think I'm going to hurry up and make that!!

    • a_gay_robot

      14 years ago

      Thanks, I guess.

    • thelittleguy

      14 years ago

      award1.bmp

      For giving people the joys of sponsorship for free!

    • Tigerchick

      14 years ago

      Yeah, as everyone else said, the dancing bunny is kute! The stick dude is nifty too LOL

      And your username is funny. I love that bit, where Caboose concludes that Church is a gay robot. Classic.

      ~Tigerchick

    • gay_spotter

      14 years ago

      CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
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    • gameraider14

      14 years ago

      sorry i havent talked to u for a while but im just saying hey and hows life

    • Farmer

      14 years ago

      Funny dancing bunny

    • kitty86

      14 years ago

      Which gay robot are you: Simmons 2.0 or Lopez? Just kidding!

    • johnbear

      14 years ago

      the dancing bunny rocks!
      i have one myself....

    • crispyXbow

      14 years ago

      everybody gets so caught up on the gay thing....i'm more concerned about that fact that you're a robot--with a dancing bunny. That, good sir, is Hot like Woah.

    • a_gay_robot

      14 years ago

      I like my dancing bunny too

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