addboy674

Male
from Plymouth, NH

  • Activity

    • AHHH ZOMBIES!

      10 years ago

      addboy674

      fucking zombies, no seriously. the world health organization confirmed the new string of swine flu, H1Z1, can re-start someone's heart for about two hours after their departure, followed by extremely violent behavior.

      thats the definition of a virus-induced zombie.

      so far there are only small Class 1 level outbreaks scattered all over Europe and Mexico. soon people will be bitten, and before you know it, level 5 outbreak and the apocalypse.


      fucking swine flu....


      get the story here

    • galaxy quest

      10 years ago

      addboy674

      anyone remember this movie? i love coming across crappy movies

      TBS is playing it right now, it's hilariously awful.

    • computer broke, fuck ITS

      10 years ago

      addboy674

      they charged me 35 dollars to tell me my computer was out of warranty. FUCK YOU GUYS, I ALREADY KNEW THAT.

      then they charged me 50 dollars for file transfers. 120 gigs of information magically transformed into 20.

      then they tell me they cant fix the damn thing.

      seriously? fuck this i'm going tubing down the river, bbl

    • I DID IT!

      10 years ago

      addboy674

      i beat the internet

      the end guy is really hard

    • raiding a restaraunt

      10 years ago

      addboy674

      i went down to the restaraunt that i used to work for.

      i just went to say hi, and left with a 12 pack oh Heineken, a gigantic box of ice cream cones, a 7lb can of fudge, and a 5lb bag of instant grits.

      oh, and an assistant manager's spot for when he re-opens. WOO HOO!

    • guess what

      10 years ago

      addboy674

      i'm fucking hungry, i'm gonna get something to eat


      yeah...

    • 2008/2009

      10 years ago

      addboy674

      theres only 22 1/2 hours left of 2008, how could i possibly add to it....

      I GOT IT!

    • st. anger v death magnetic

      10 years ago

      addboy674

      i saw an argument on youtube, and somebody won:


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      and after posting, i just realized i need a new free image hosting website, because image shack just advertized on my own damn journal....what the fuck

    • the most asked question

      10 years ago

      addboy674

      many have asked, what do i do in my free time?

      well, i usually stay awake until three am working at the local bar here in my college town. however tonight i am not allowed to sleep

      see, tomorrow exams start, and i have yet to study. my friend vinnie will be coming up today, actually in about two hours, to make sure i don't study, which isn't actually what his intentions are, but that is what he'll be able to accomplish.

      tonight i had a great night. as ive stated earlier, i have started my own fraternity, and tonight we ommited our first brother into it. next semester we'll have more. but besides that side track, we celebrated alot. and as soon as i'm going home, i get a text from vinnie wondering if I'm still in campus. i say yes, he says he's on his way. i cant get enough of this, vinnie is coming to my college, which is completely out of his way, to hang out with me on the three days i'll be the most busy, to do stuff that will distract the living hell out of me.

      i cant wait, its gonna be an awesome ride home.

      oh, and vinnie is going to be crashing in my dorm, and i'm not telling my dad who needs a ride home, but i will say that its someone who needs a lift down and isnt bringing anything home with him... muahahaha...
      that way, when my dad does come up, vinnie, who my dad knows like a son, will be walking out with me out of my building to the car, and i know exactly what vinnie will say. "hey mr. ciaburri, hows it goin?" and my dad will just be in shock and awe, i cant wait

      ok, i'm freakin out, the room i'm in is havin the heat turn on, and its making all these creepy pings and pops in the walls, so i'm gonna call this a pretty complete journal that has nothing to do with the title given, and let you guys go on your free way,

      peace and love,

      ken


      p.s. bet this is the best written drunk journal you've ever read, cause you probably couldn't tell till now smiley0.gif

    • CAR ACCIDENT!

      10 years ago

      addboy674

      yep, got in an accident.

      on the way back from the strip club, yeah you know me, doug and vinnie were in the car, doug was driving, i was in the passanger seat, and vinnie was behind doug. to put it simply, heres a quote:

      me: so, what was your favorite stripper? vinnie i already know yours, doug?(vinnie got about 4 dances from the same girl)
      doug: well i'd have to say

      and then it happened. as we pull up to a yellow light and were slowing down, some chick in a red old civic slammed into the back end of us. what i can actually remember is my seat breaking, and slamming all the way back. if vinnie was behind me, his face would've been broken. we get out of the car, and its totaled. his car is a blue 2000ish chevy cavaleir, so were talking pretty small cars.

      the trunk is completely caved in, and this lady's front end is trashed. i run over, in pain, and ask her if she's ok. she only replies "wow, it happened so quickly, i'm so scared".....slurring her words...yeah boys, she's drunk. i tell her to just stay in the car till help comes.

      well, the cops showed up three seconds later, and i got off the phone with my dad. it was about an hour of talking and waiting till the tow trucks arrived, and the lady was brought to the hospital. surprisingly, she passed her field sobriety test. wowza. then dougs dad came and picked us up after the medics were finally shooed away.

      as it stands, i'm sitting at home icing my neck. i may have whiplash. that, or the uncomfterble chairs at the strip joint can really put a strain on your lower back after a stripper jumps onto your lap.... smiley0.gif

      and incase your still wondering,


      my favorite stripper was the one who had all the tattoo's, and danced to disturbed's "down with the sickness". it was awesome.

      or the girl who gave me a really cheap private dance.

      either-way, I'm washing my face for the 6th time, some old cougar came up and started licking my ear. i had to politely ask her to go back to the old's people home. it was awful.


      over all, a great night

  • About Me

  • Comments (648)

    • spartfartmen

      10 years ago

      hey hows it going?
      shake.gif
      can you join my group please?
      its called zombie bunnies
      rvb.roosterteeth.com/groups/profile.php?id=1410

    • LOST687

      10 years ago

      Dude, wow, you make me proud, haha.

    • S1apSh0es

      10 years ago

      www.youtube.com/S1apSh0es

    • batosi

      10 years ago

      pie all the way

    • batosi

      10 years ago

      very nice my friend

    • batosi

      10 years ago

      fillers rock!

    • x_OhBaby_x

      11 years ago

      i hate you

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      wear steal toed boots

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      u better kick em super hard

    • LOST687

      11 years ago

      *poke* Update??

      How's it been, Stoner?

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      save me my friend of justice

    • Metheawsome

      11 years ago

      Here's four mod points! Read my journal for details!

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      huh...o well

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      thats weird...what store?

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      lol, and call of duty 4 came out today
      i want it...
      but i spent $100 on Guitar Hero 3

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      thats fun, i'm about to play gun

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      i know....um
      school, video games....friends
      thats about it right now
      wat about u?

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      holy crap wat?...lol

    • Metheawsome

      11 years ago

      Could you vote for me in this contest?

    • LOST687

      11 years ago

      Dude, I got bored.

    • S1apSh0es

      11 years ago

      Im in ur think geek buying that t shurt.

    • S1apSh0es

      11 years ago

      ya rly

    • LOST687

      11 years ago

      Wow. I take it back. You make me proud...ish.

    • LOST687

      11 years ago

      You don't get drunk enough.

    • LOST687

      11 years ago

      You fucking disappoint me.

    • Church1204

      11 years ago

      u serious i mean i like most teams sponsored by smart parts cuz they can fucking shoot but i like the planet eclipse egos better and ya RL does kick ass i only like 4 teams 1. Dyansty 2. RL 3. Ironmen 4. XSV

    • Church1204

      11 years ago

      ya i fuckin kno but my rvb profile is messed up ill get some RL pics up soon i hope

    • Crunch_Blarg

      11 years ago

      I have posted a journal that I want you to read. =\

      So please read it.

    • x_OhBaby_x

      11 years ago

      i'm glad lol

    • x_OhBaby_x

      11 years ago

      yes i will
      and if you want me to stop
      then you stop
      BIOTCHH

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      true that

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      ok i strongly dislike em

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      no just every Floridian hates em

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      only the old people that move here when there old suck

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      lol come now dont be that way...lol

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      lol, theres the same amount as everywhere else, thats basically a stereo typein

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      yah it is a lovely state.

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      told yah

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      try u'll fail...lol

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      now kill

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      lol well duh

    • LOST687

      11 years ago

      Oh I'm sure you do....

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      damit, ur leaving me....sigh...everyone does...

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      I'm at fucking work, but i will at 4ish then

    • Comic_Guy

      11 years ago

      Hey the F@nb0y$ site is back up appearently they redid the site or somethig last time I checked they hadn't put the archive back up.

    • LSF

      11 years ago

      hey, i hate asking random people for favors, but could you vote for me here?

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=1712492&page=22

      its for sponsership and i'm so close to winning (votings allowed 2 times an hour)

    • LOST687

      11 years ago

      I have 76 mods...lol

    • LOST687

      11 years ago

      *tear* I'm sorry!

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      of course. U'll have to bandage up ur hands a couple times...lol
      ANd what i'm trying right now is to take over read vs blue with your help
      tell people of the army, people u trust, get them to join and report to me

      the best way to figure things out is to highlight them to spot them out. smiley1.gif

    • batosi

      11 years ago

      how have u been doing my friend?

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