anubis5919

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from Arlington, TX

  • Activity

    • I'm going to hell~who's going with me?

      10 years ago

      anubis5919

      A Man is forced into the waiting room as his wife gives birth to their first born, he waits pacing the floor for 4, 6 8 hours.....

      Finally the nurse comes to him with child in arms and proclaims "its a boy!" As he reaches for his child, she turns and Beats the kid against the wall hard as she can, sending blood bone and gore EVERYWHERE.

      The man screams "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!?" And the Doctor comes rushing in to restrain him~"Wow, sir, RELAX-Have a sense of humor. Your child was a still born!"

    • Favorite Beatles Song

      10 years ago

      anubis5919

      Baby's in Black

      Tells the storey of a guy who, would never dishonor his friend, but is in love with his girl, and the both of them are at his funeral.

    • Fucking Epic.....

      10 years ago

      anubis5919

      Fell off the wagon last night, got pretty far into a happy place. What has me laughing, HARD about last night, is this~

      four of us killed a case of beer and a bottle of Smirnoff 100, named for its proof, its pretty rough, and if you drink to much of it it will burn a hole in your stomach. Anyways, MOST of that was me and Rigo, me and him went drink for drink with each other. this is the first time me and him have done that in a while. And we were pretty much exactly drink for drink, if anything I had a beer or two more than him.

      After a late night snack and an hour of no more drinks, I was good too drive home. HE BLACKED OUT IN THE FETAL POSITION ON HIS BATHROOM FLOOR. Completely unaware of all of us taking pictures of him, making fun of him, slapping him in the face, anything.

      Today, I feel very proud of my liver. smiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gif


      Edit: The line of txt's that just went back and forth between me and rigo~

      Me:MAN, I fell great today, I slept late on my big comfy bed, its a beautiful morning, and I feel like I could run a marathon. How are you rigo?
      Rigo:Hung over pouring concrete.YOU BASTARD! VODKA!!!!!!! Yuck, thats what I call earning a living.....

      Second edit:I also called this really hot chick I'm totally sprung over, and, AND~My phone died mid conversation. made me feel like a douche bag the rest of the night =-(

    • There is a war going on for your mind

      10 years ago

      anubis5919

      while I think the black guy may do more for this country than any other president of late, lets not forget the truth that the same people own him as own Bush and McCain and anybody with money. They own the oil, the media, make the things you can't live without and want to get happyily fat off of you.

      "There is a war going on for your mind"~The Flobots

      There's a war going on for your mind
      Media mavens mount surgical strikes from trapper keeper collages and online magazine racks
      Cover girl cutouts throw up pop-up ads
      Infecting victims with silicone shrapnel
      Worldwide passenger pigeons deploy paratroopers
      Now it's raining pornography
      Lovers take shelter
      Post-production debutantes pursue you in nascar chariots
      They construct ransom letters from biblical passages and bleed mascara into holy water supplies

      There's a war going on for your mind
      Industry insiders slang test tube babies to corporate crackheads
      They flash logos and blast ghettos
      Their embroidered neckties say "stop snitchin'"
      Conscious rappers and whistleblowers get stitches made of acupuncture needles and marionette strings

      There is a war going on for your mind
      Professional wrestlers and vice presidents want you to believe them
      The desert sky is their bluescreen
      They superimpose explosions
      They shout at you
      "pay no attention to the men behind the barbed curtain
      Nor the craters beneath the draped flags
      Those hoods are there for your protection
      And meteors these days are the size of corpses

      There's a war going on for your mind
      We are the insurgents

    • ROFLZOMG

      10 years ago

      anubis5919


      I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the
      following reasons:

      1. I do physical labor.
      2. I work at great depths.
      3. I plunge head first into everything I do.
      4. I do not get weekends or public holidays off.
      5. I work in a damp environment.
      6. I work in a dark area that has poor ventilation.
      7. I work in high temperatures.
      8. My work exposes me to diseases.
      _______________________________

      Dear Penis,

      After assessing your request, and considering the
      arguments you have raised, the management denies your
      request for the following reasons:

      1. You do not work 8 hours straight.
      2. You WORK IN SHORT SPURTS AND fall asleep after EACH
      brief work period.
      3. You do not always follow the orders of the
      management team.
      4. You do not stay in your designated area, and are
      often seen visiting other locations.
      5. You do not take initiative - you need to be
      pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
      6. You leave the workplace rather messy at the end of
      your shift.
      7. You dont always observe necessary safety
      regulations, such as wearing the correct protective
      clothing.
      8. You will retire LONG before you are 65.
      9. You are unable to work double shifts.
      10. You sometimes leave your designated work area
      before you have completed the assigned task.
      11. And if that were not all, you have constantly been
      seen entering and exiting the workplace carrying two
      suspicious-looking bags

    • If I had a girlfriend......

      10 years ago

      anubis5919

      This would be her theme song. I'm just sayin.

      So, who's having sex this weekend?

      I'm not smiley2.gif

    • Shit fuck

      10 years ago

      anubis5919

      Rigo's house was robbed. They made of with the 40" LCD, a bunch of his roommates guitars, and a fuck load of other stuff.

      this makes me a sad panda =(

    • Busy as a bee.....

      10 years ago

      anubis5919

      Quick recap of the recent employment situation~

      I work for NTB and am trying to get on as the webmaster of this other company. Its a non profit org, so unless they get a grant they are holding out for, they can't hire me. If they DO get the grant I'll get paid.

      I was training at the NTB about 3 miles away, till I almost dragged this piece of shit that worked there and beat him with a torque wrench. Then I was training 50 miles away in waxahachie. 'Twas no bueno.

      NOW, I am at where my Parent store will be, across the street from my house, in bike riding distance, helping put the shop together xD. Been building the cabnits and shelves, we put together the wheele weight racks, two of the floor jacks, some other stuff, cleaned out the stock room for tires, etc etc. Our store opens Monday, and pretty much there will be 2 Master certified technicians, one of which is about my age and is a cool kid, and three of us tire techs. chase is a good guy, and he is a good worker, his life desicions just make you raise an eyebrow, and the other kid kent. Heh. He's a good younger kid, but um.....ya. He's trying his best to fight being the young dumb kid in the shop. And he has kinda been tainted by another new guy at waxahachie that talks mad shit, and while is ceritainly ABOUT to be fired, hasn't yet so kent is starting to think thats "okay."

      Anyways, I'm excite about having my shop. I've also taken the time to learn how to do alingments, so HOPEFULLY I can make some real money. But basically my job will be the same~oil changes, tires, inspections, flat repairs.

      My pop doesn't want me riding a bike or walking to work because he is worried about me eating shit on the hood of a car. Though I appreciate his concern, my transportation is at the end of the day, my business. If he doesn't like it, I'll always love him, but he can deal with it. Though he has been very confrontational about it.

      So anyways, hows life ya'll? smiley7.gif

    • Life

      10 years ago

      anubis5919

      I just finished smoking a black'n'mild and drinking a beer on rigo's roof. Good times.

    • snackie cakes......

      10 years ago

      anubis5919

      My one true love.

      <33333

  • About Me

  • Comments (4039)

    • Lorrry Rawrie

      10 years ago

      <.<

    • maverickgtr

      10 years ago

      All my friends that are 21. One of my friends is getting me some Captain Morgan Private Stock... smiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • maverickgtr

      10 years ago

      Lol my mom's making me a Key Lime Pie and my roommate and my best friend are making me cakes. It's gonna be awesome.

    • maverickgtr

      10 years ago

      Nope.

    • maverickgtr

      10 years ago

      I'm under 21 so couldn't take advantage. Nope it's something else.

    • maverickgtr

      10 years ago

      Lol I'm just in Astronomy. We just have to identify some constellations and tell their major stars. She's already told us exactly which ones she's asking about.

      Anatomy and physiology? What was your major?

    • maverickgtr

      10 years ago

      Lol we are. He just got out of a relationship so he doesn't want a relationship right now. And we both think it's really weird that we have just about all of the same friends out here and he knows most of my best friends from high school, so it would be awkward for him if something happened I guess, idk I don't really care I'm laidback and don't make a big ass deal about that shit.

      Other than that I'm studying my ass off. I have a test every week til dead week, and that should really be called study your fucking ass off for finals week so it's not much of a break. But my lab final is Monday so that's one less class to worry about...

    • maverickgtr

      10 years ago

      Lol we're just chillin as friends... for now... lol

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Yep. I think you've a pretty good understanding of it for a non-Irelander.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Because there are loyalists here in Northern Ireland that want to stay connected to England, it is profitable for us.

      Yes, there's a lot of history, but hardly anyone alive today has the right to hold a grudge about it because we just weren't there at the time.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Bit more than that. Northern Ireland belongs to the UK, and the people from the south, which is just 'Ireland', want the whole country to be united, but it's beneficial enough in the North to be part of the UK so there's a big political difference as well. Fact that most of the people down south are catholic and most of the people up north are protestant just caught a few eyes and then the religious differences kick in when they try to convert each other.

      In all honesty though anyone in a paramilitary in this day and age doesn't really care about religion, they just want to fight and not look like they're doing it for the sake of it.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      lol we don't want the English out of Northern Ireland, because then we'd have to get rid of the Poles and the Spanish and all the other people we've got.

      The IRA I am completely against, but then again I'm also against the UVF, the UDA, the UFF and all ther other protestant paramilitaries because none of them are actually helping the situation.

      The troubles? I can't even really talk about them because they're still going on, it's been an ongoing civil war for the past 40years, but I wasn't even alive for the really really bad parts of it, and hope they don't get to that stage again.

    • soccer16

      10 years ago

      I'll put it simply.

      A girl that I was close to was sending me odd mixed messages.
      I told her that I was completely done.
      She got pissed off and won't even look me in the eye.
      I got her back in a way that I'm pretty sure might kill her on the inside.

      It's not a good idea to mee with me when I'm hyped on pills and angry.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      ......well that's put a pinch on an otherwise fine reposte....

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Well yeah sure there's a good few littered about the major cities but when you move away from less populated areas there's hardly any, whereas it doesn't matter where in the USA you go you're bound to find one.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      ................you have got to be kidding me.

      You cannot honestly think there are more McDonalds in England than in the USA.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Yeah they are amusing.

      And they are not in the pockets of fat cats =P

    • KID327

      10 years ago

      I don't like alcohol when it gives me the sickies

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Oh no they don't.

    • Jesikah

      10 years ago

      *Gropes instead*

      >>

    • Jesikah

      10 years ago

      *Leg Hump*



      *Runs away* smiley8.gif

    • masterdenae

      10 years ago

      1. I'll respond with something random about you.
      Mexican!
      2. I'll tell you which song or movie you remind me of.
      PCU
      3. I'll pick a flavor of jello to wrestle you in.
      Strawberry?
      4. I'll say something that only makes sense to you and me, if possible.
      mijita
      5. I'll tell you my first memory of you.
      You randomly started talking to me, or me to you....shit it was too long ago.
      6. I'll tell you what animal you remind me of.
      Dog.
      7. I'll ask you something I've always wondered about you.
      Will you ever be truly happy?
      8. I'll tell you my favorite thing about you.
      You aren't the person people think you are.
      9. I'll tell you my least favorite thing about you.
      Sometimes you only hear or see things the way you want to hear and see them.

    • AiuaCortana

      10 years ago

      If you didnt read before, I don't identify with neither. I was raised as a hillbilly cowgirl.

    • AiuaCortana

      10 years ago

      No I don't detest you, I detest the fact that somehow I am associated with the stereotypes of your race because I have tan skin.

    • AiuaCortana

      10 years ago

      "In Addendum...The whole "Latin Lover" and various other stereotypes, is what I have against being called Mexican. My Father's side of the family is directly from Spain, but I still don't want to be associate with those Latino stereotypes. In fact I abhor the language, the music, and the "attitude". It's the bad ones of every race that cause the stereotypes, so don't be calling me racist. In fact I have always dated outside of what I am, every boyfriend I have had has been white. Why? It's just my preference, as well as I want children who are mixed because mixed blood people happen to be more resilient then their pure bred counterparts...I also want fair skinned children with light eyes and dark hair...That's just me."

      From my journal.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Awk it's the thought that counts!

    • Jesikah

      10 years ago

      smiley0.gif

      Post edited 10/30/08 7:41AM

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      I'm not sure what picture you tried to link to my journal because it failed. Dead link?

    • kristen

      10 years ago

      out of curiosity...where is arlington? i'm too lazy to google it.

    • soccer16

      10 years ago

      Haha, thanks for the advice.
      Sorry for not replying sooner.

    • maverickgtr

      10 years ago

      Not much just getting some studying in before hanging with friends later.

      What up?

    • maverickgtr

      10 years ago

      Stop making flash cards? But I need them to study for my test tomorrow... lol

    • _Kryptinight

      10 years ago

      very true.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      .......I actually kinda suspected it would be as well lol

    • AiuaCortana

      10 years ago

      You're blowing smoke out of your mouth, therefore "So im guess ing your mother was a dragon" or queen of the dragons...like being half dragon because all the smoke.

    • AiuaCortana

      10 years ago

      No, all for supporting single moms. I'm an authentic pole dancer though. It just kind of struck me as odd.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      Not even gonna watch that.

      It's been absolutely months since I played WoW and I don't miss it. Most of my real life friends that did play it have either cut it down significantly or also just lost interest. Don't think any of us are going to buy the new expansion pack.

    • AiuaCortana

      10 years ago

      Nitin Sawhney

    • Jesikah

      10 years ago

      Oh Yesh.

    • Kumiho

      10 years ago

      No. That did not happen at all. You saw nothing.

      Keep your eyes on your own profile smiley6.gif

    • Jesikah

      10 years ago

      Oooo Coffee!!!!!!!!

      *WOOOOOO*


      *Streaks here too*

    • Jesikah

      10 years ago

      Meh, not bad

    • Jesikah

      10 years ago

      smiley7.gif

      *Partyboys*

    • Jesikah

      10 years ago

      Jonnnnnnnnnnnnnn smiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gif

      *Leg Hump*

    • starcom30273

      10 years ago

      ummm.... yes :P

    • soccer16

      10 years ago

      It was alright. I mean there were no kids there my age so all of these adults kept talking to mer about my life plans. It kinda sucked, but the food was good and I got money.

      Post edited 10/25/08 10:09PM

    • keiichiro

      10 years ago

      You need black duck tape for that. XD

    • Lorrry Rawrie

      10 years ago

      Uh... nooooooo... i no tellz... u____u

    • Lorrry Rawrie

      10 years ago

      Youz been sponsorfied? O______O smiley9.gifsmiley9.gifsmiley9.gifsmiley9.gif

    • maverickgtr

      10 years ago

      Lol it's been mostly resolved... but it's still a bitch move.

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