aquavan

Male
from Branson, MO

  • Activity

    • A fond farewell

      12 years ago

      aquavan

      To my friends,

      I can't say how greatful I am for the fun times we've had over the last year and a half. Please know that I appreciate every single one of you. I feel like I've made a personal connection with all of you at some point and that makes me extremely happy. The internet is so big that it's uncommon to create good friendships out of it.

      I have decided to completely delete my account soon. So, if you want to stay in touch, leave me a message here with some sort of contact info, if I don't already have it.

      I'll be ghosting around for the next couple of days while I do some housecleaning in case you see my "footprints". I've left up some of my favorite journals in case you want to relive some of my glory days.

      I can't tell you how fortunate I am to have met all of you. You will be sorely missed.

      Goodbye and God bless,
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    • Bakc

      12 years ago

      aquavan

      From Colorado ...

      It was a spectacular weekend. Couldn't have gone any better.

      Buffalos won their first game of the season. Broncos kept the Raiders winless.

      We sat 14 rows back from the endzone. So freaking awesome.

      Here was my view.

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      Thanks to those who bumped me over to my goal of +50 Karma. I will be leaving in the next journal ... or two. smiley8.gif

    • I have no choice

      12 years ago

      aquavan

      Since none of you want to give me mod points and bring me closer to my doom departure, I must resort to extreme measures.

      Just try and not laugh.

      Call me deparate.

    • Uber Journal

      12 years ago

      aquavan

      This is going to overload your motherboards. Get ready.

      First and foremost ...

      If you didn't get to read my last journal, or you need a refresher, here it is. For those who remember, my friend Todd was a headlining ventriloquist on the Late Show with David Letterman last week. If you missed his performance, you mysterious folk of YouTube have uploaded the clip.

      Todd Oliver and his talking dog, Irving. Some seriously funny stuff.

      Next on the agenda ...
      Monday and Tuesday I got the chance to work for the reality TV smash hit America's Got Talent. The producers of the show (not Simon, the guys and dolls below him) were in Branson holding open auditions. My work office received an email asking for Production Assistants for the two days so I happily obliged.

      Overall the experience was a total example of how not to run a open talent casting call. It was a horrible mess. I reluctantly got assigned the role of camera operator. Now I know how to zoom in and out but the technical stuff is way beyond my grasp.

      The crew was entirely based out of LA. Two of them were nice. The rest were a bunch of a-holes that didn't know what they were doing.

      Unfortunate? Yes. But I'll still check out the premier to see if any of the stuff I shot made it onto the program itself. I'll let you know.

      I did get a shot of me in an audition room. Enjoy!

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    • I'm cheap

      13 years ago

      aquavan

      Since I'm obviously the last person to get a webcam, here's a picture of me right now.

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      See what you're missing out on?

      Just for the fun of it, take a picture of yourself right now at post it as a comment.

    • Countdown

      13 years ago

      aquavan

      I'm leaving RvB.

      When I reach Level 50. Which is 92% away. I'll keep the countdown updated on my title.

      It's just time to move on. RvB has run it's course.

      So with that said ... here are some things I want to do before I leave.

      Reach 10,000 journal views ... I'm at 9,186
      Reach 7,500 profile views ... I'm at 6,093
      I want Gimme5 (my forum game) to reach 2,000 posts ... It's at 1,605

      Thanks for all my friends who have made RvB a pleasurable experience. I won't be offended if you drop me as a friend as I progress towards my end. Just two requests: when you do, please leave me a message because I'd like a chance to say bye and please try and make a new friend to replace me. Go find someone you've never talked to and try to become their friend. smiley8.gif

      Please don't beg me to stay. I want the end of my RvB career to be a fun time. A time to remember the good things that have happened to me over the last year plus. I want this to be the best time of all.

      Here's to 50. And beyond.

    • Sometimes ...

      13 years ago

      aquavan

      Sometimes summer just kisses you on the face, puts a lizard on the end of your finger and then runs away laughing.

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    • I win...

      13 years ago

      aquavan

      ...at receiving credit cards.

      I broke an all-time record of credit cards received in one day. My previous record was 2. Today, I received 6. Six Visa credit cards.

      And I have no idea what my credit score is.

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      In other news, I signed up on RvB on April 28, 2005. Today, I reaped my first award. A completely unexpected gesture by Joel. I greatly appreciate it.

    • Empty Nest

      13 years ago

      aquavan

      So my wife is in St. Louis for the rest of the week on a work "field trip." You know what that means....

      My house is now a PFZ until Sunday.

      What's that you ask? Why a Pants Free Zone of course. You're all invited to come over but beware, pants are currently optional.

      Join the pants-free revolution! Have a great pants-free week!

    • Quarter of a Century

      13 years ago

      aquavan

      364 days of the year, I am uncool.

      Today is my birthday.

      Today I am cool.

  • About Me

  • Comments (952)

    • AaDlRs

      12 years ago

      WEIRDO!

    • hailed

      13 years ago

      You're special too. smiley0.gif

    • nighthawk14

      13 years ago

      I know what is does.

      You're going to have like super morning wood.

    • AaDlRs

      13 years ago

      just wanted to say i miss you. smiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gifsmiley12.gif


      off to work i go!

    • AaDlRs

      13 years ago

      SAM!!!!! smiley12.gif

    • AaDlRs

      13 years ago

      SaM

    • AaDlRs

      13 years ago

      SAM

    • AaDlRs

      13 years ago

      SAM

    • monopoly_j

      13 years ago

      Two words: personalized plates.

      After your license plate contest, you shouldn't have any excuses for bad ideas.


      They're in the mail.....or supposed to be. I got an odd letter saying they were giving me sort of what I requested then a paragraph later said I would be getting random ones.....

      they are giving me this OSHNER, but what I wrote down was this OSHN3R! I totally think they didn't get it.

      My other choices were 0SHNER or 0SHN3R........what morons!

    • Huberstank

      13 years ago

      You mean, Mike Berwhoski??


      you didn't even try to pronounce that smiley8.gif

      ITS BIRBIG-A-BOO!

    • monopoly_j

      13 years ago

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      That is just hilarious!

    • hailed

      13 years ago

      They were clean. And they were darwin's too. smiley8.gifsmiley8.gif

    • hailed

      13 years ago

      I guess I should have been more elaborate there. smiley8.gif

      I shaped my eyebrows once and since then I've just tweezed all of the stray hairs that grow back.

      That sounds really gross.

    • irishred

      13 years ago

      ZOMG
      DM & TR: LALC FTW!

      you rawk out loud soooooo hard for that. smiley0.gif

    • murderbylove

      13 years ago

      u know whats even worse? I only saw the bridge in passing over the other bridge, we mainly stayed in pier 39 area. Bleh.

    • slightly

      13 years ago

      actually your night i have no excuse at all... i just .... left. >.<

    • slightly

      13 years ago

      PS. this is why i have been gone forever >.<

      the time consumer

    • slightly

      13 years ago

      pssst hi.

    • lil_hubes

      13 years ago

      as soon as my county gets a good amount i will. we havent had any yet. i was on the correction line of the county so the storm started there and went east into the next county. it really ticked me off but soothed me at the same time because it had been a hot day and the rain felt good.

    • monopoly_j

      13 years ago

      Is your coach Chris Berman???

      RVB's being a poop and won't let me paste them image, so I'll just link it. Seriously though, look at the coach then look at Chris Berman.

      It's the same person!


      I can see it.....

    • Squirrly

      13 years ago

      good point. I guess I could take the high heels off when I sleep... I guess....

    • nowhereland

      13 years ago

      OMG IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH VOO DOOOOOOOO!

    • irishred

      13 years ago

      How's the slow-net at the parents?

      it is teh e-suck.

    • nighthawk14

      13 years ago

      There were a few surfers out when I was taking the pictures I don't know if I got them in the pictures becasue I was so high up.

    • irishred

      13 years ago

      random e-modding one of my best e-friends and red-watchers!

    • AaDlRs

      13 years ago

      no worries i suck!

      i should have gotten this

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    • AaDlRs

      13 years ago

      Hmm works for me

    • lil_hubes

      13 years ago

      only doin it so i can be ready for when i go off to college and i will be doin the same thing next summer. at least i hope so because i get paid more there than i would ever get at Burger King, no matter how long i worker at the Bk Lounge.

    • AaDlRs

      13 years ago

      Bring it on!!!

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    • Huberstank

      13 years ago

      yes, its called the magical monkey tour

    • darwin

      13 years ago

      Regardless, thanks for the heads-up to go in with minimal expectations. Were there any jump out of your seat scarey parts?


      They were all sound related. One of them you saw coming a mile away.

    • C16H14N2O

      13 years ago

      regarding the image comment you made;
      why yes, that is quaalude! lol

      We used to be best friends, but now I laugh at his evil ploy to take over. I am the one in control now, hehe!
      He is now the controlled substance, hahaha!

    • jchipmunk481

      13 years ago

      And don't tell any jokes if you're on the stand.

      I don't have to be on the stand. They're just questioning me at my work.

    • nighthawk14

      13 years ago

      Trufax

    • nighthawk14

      13 years ago

      I did alot of those in an older journal. So I just copy and paste from it.

    • nighthawk14

      13 years ago

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    • nighthawk14

      13 years ago

      LOL

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      13 years ago

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    • nighthawk14

      13 years ago

      Go look at the I have a heart on pics comments.

    • hailed

      13 years ago

      That clip was awesome! It makes me want to see it more now.

      I love the bit about the Transformers and God. That made me laugh.

    • flbird1020

      13 years ago

      well, tv marathon-ing is her thing.

    • monopoly_j

      13 years ago

      No, but now that I have creative investment is this, I want stock options when they become available.


      When we hit the NYSE I'll let ya know....

    • monopoly_j

      13 years ago

      Occupation
      Publicity/Marketing


      So do I have to pay for that great advice you gave on my journal?

    • AaDlRs

      13 years ago

      Congrats on award

    • otter_be Butts Forum Moderator

      13 years ago

      we cut them once everyday and alternate directions

    • fnvicky

      13 years ago

      hahahaah i love the word oblivious....i use it alot...and usually about myself... smiley1.gif

    • hailed

      13 years ago

      Yes you can. And you will. smiley8.gif

    • hailed

      13 years ago

      I did. I'm telling you, it's addicting. smiley8.gif

    • hailed

      13 years ago

      Hang in there. It gets really awesome. smiley1.gif

    • hailed

      13 years ago

      You've got to be pretty psyched about the new job, eh?


      You have no idea. Things will be so much easier for me and the kids from now on.

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