armyboots

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from Harrisonburg, VA

  • Activity

    • Merry Christmas

      11 years ago

      armyboots

      May your Christmas bring you joy and happiness that only Christmas can bring. Stay off the Eggnog and enjoy your family.

    • Alright

      11 years ago

      armyboots

      Alright you sons of mothers. Listen up, ol' Sarge is talkin' to ye.

      Pick a side. Any side. You may have noticed that I changed me avatar. Isn't that nice....

      Well it ain't funny! GRIFBALL ain't just your average game of assault. It's a game of skill, aptitude and plain dumb luck.

      Pick your side now you lazy nerf-herders! I choose Burnie. Team Burnie.

      And I suggest you do the same.

    • What Doth the Future Hold?

      11 years ago

      armyboots

      What Doth the Future Hold?

      I hope some toast.

      'Cause I really want some.


      More on that later.

    • Have a Happy Thanksgiving

      11 years ago

      armyboots

      Don't eat too much, and think of something awesome to say at your thanksgiving table that you're thankful of!


      Have a good shopping spree tomorrow as well!

    • Cat duty

      11 years ago

      armyboots

      Well, the stupid cat managed to find a way to the great outdoors. He thinks he's in some sort of Nazi Gualag, but he isn't. Trust me. But, he escaped, The Colonel Von Lettow Von Moochy, and I'm stuck on Guard Duty. So I'm sitting by the door with a laptop (my mothers), eating some cake and drinking some milk. Once I'm done writing this, I'll probably stick my head out the door, see if the cat's about, then go back to reading my book. Guards! Guards! is a pretty darn funny book. Most of Terry Pratchett's are. Not actually a bad situation.....

      Anyway, while I'm waiting up for the cat, my brother managed to get a hold of Mass Effect a week early. Once I pay him off, it'll be my copy, 'cause he ordered the special edition, but bought this one because he wanted it early.

      Also, Assassins Creed and Kane and Lynch coming out tomorrow. I've paid off Kane and Lynch, but Assassins Creed is my brothers. Should prove for some interesting times ahead.

      But back to my cat. Raider (my dog) is Moochy's (the cat) bestest special friend, and Raider is whining and whimpering 'case Moochy's gone Missing.

      Hmm, that sounds like a childrens book. Moochy's Gone Missing. The tragic tale of a cat that went missing. Co-Authored by Myself and me.

      It's been months, and I still need to pick up my own copy of Xbox Live. Christmas is right around the corner.... Can I wait?


      Anyway, Buster (another cat) just walked up the the screen door and is doing what only cats do. Freaking out and then calming down.


      Alright. This is Corporal Kalen Ortiz, Medic of the Xenocross Irregulars. Signing Out.

      PS. DId I mention it's raining?

      PSS. War nerves?

    • Well

      11 years ago

      armyboots

      I thought I was going to go to bed. But as of RIGHT NOW, I'm listening to Elton Johns Rocket Man, looking at replica WWII German Wehrmacht Mountain Coat

      And also knives. But more on that later.

      And I'll update with actual stuff later today.

      Maybe.

      Also, 1000 for 1000 in Call of Duty 2. Took me long enough.

      Now I'm listening to the The Who - Baba O'Riley. It's only Teenage Wasteland... I wonder what's up next?

      Ahhh, Queen. We Will Rock you apparently. You big disgrace......

    • Why are you reading this?

      11 years ago

      armyboots

      Why are you reading this? You should be playing Halo 3.

      See you on the field.


      Believe.

    • Having a day pass before I make a journa

      12 years ago

      armyboots

      Having a day pass before I made a journal helped me cool off.

      Okay. In short, I wake up late which means I'm late for work. I drive and my mother comes with me because she needs to car when I'm done. I bump a curb accidentally on the right front tire but nothing seems wrong. Work is slow and and once I get off at 2:30 I give my house a call, 'cause I don't have a car and no one answers. 3 o'clock rolls by and I haven't eaten lunch or breakfast and still no one shows up. 3:05 hits and I see a familiar car. My brother rolls in with my sister (who gets off of college at 2:30). There my sister explains that her bus was late by 20 minutes and instead of taking my cell-phone (like she usually does) she took my brothers and couldn't call him to tell him that the bus was late because she had his cell-phone and he had nothing. So, we finally all get home at around 3:30, but at this point. It's alright. Mom just got home, and she has a flat (which I probably gave the car). So, my brother and I decide to inflate the tire. Dur. SO, after about 35 minutes, we notice it really hasn't gone anywhere. Okay. We try and locate the busted area. At that point, we figure it's right around the stem. So, not a whole lot we can do. Day proceeds as normal.... At this point I'm glad I'm turning to bed because sleeping will turn that entire day into a gray blur.... until 11:30 when my dad calls from Ohio where he's on business and mom tells him about it, she forgets to tell him that it's broken on the stem, so she comes and wakes me up and tells me I need to drive her to Wal-Mart and pick up some tire inflater and something else. I agree and still not thinking, didn't tell her that it probably couldn't be fixed. So, we get to Wal-Mart, buy some stuff and head home.

      Of course she wants me to fix it tonight. So, I hook everything up get the juices flowing into the tire. I let go to do something and everything starts flowing on the ground. That's not supposed to happen. It's well after Midnight at this point. So, I decide, to heck with it, let me take a look at this tire by taking off the hub cap. So, I take off one of the bolts on the tire and the second one gets stuck inside the socket wrench thing. Okay, fine. Whatever. I get the rest off only to discover that the hub cap is a part of the car inside tire thing. Arg. Stupid car. Had to go stupid while dad was away. So. Let's get these bolts back on. Fortune turns my way and while I screw on the stupid bolt still inside the socket wrench it pops off. Thank goodness. Something goes my way. My pants are a mess and at this point.... 12 something hits the clock and I'll be glad if I can just get all the grease off of my hands.

      Today turned out okay. I had to hitch a ride from my boss to home because of poor planning on my entire families part. Dad gets home tomorrow. So, he can fix the van, fix my computer because it won't read my stupid CD bays. Figure out if my dog had a stroke or not and crack my back which has been killing me.

      So, hows your week been?

      I'd just like to thank my friends for being nice and friendly, and especially God who got that bolt out of that wrench. Now dad won't kill me for ruining one of his tools. Thank you God for making me so anger-proof. It really helped yesterday.

      Amen.

    • Not been my day

      12 years ago

      armyboots

      It has not been my day.

      More on that in the morning.

    • Update

      12 years ago

      armyboots

      I finally got my permit. I have approximately 1 hour of behind the wheel training. I still haven't taken Behind The Wheel yet. But my mom's an OK instructor.

      This is not an exaggeration.

      "Now, turn on your blinker to go left." Her

      ".... How do I do that?" Me

      First time behind a wheel driving. Not bad for me. I didn't hit anything.

  • Comments (732)

    • Dubiousduke

      12 years ago

      Erm.... okay... *locks doors and windows*


      I'm fine, yourself?

    • EliteinSkirt

      12 years ago

      Yeah! I have it on dvd. They made an animated movie for the time between pitch black and chronicles, but you'd have to be really open minded to watch it, and like it....

    • EliteinSkirt

      12 years ago

      Seriously though. I'm pretty sure I would have stabbed someting... repeatedly.

    • JP

      12 years ago

      Hey man, it's been a while since we've talked. I had a question for you.

    • Dubiousduke

      12 years ago

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      What's up?

    • yunghotchik

      12 years ago

      I love sideways pictures, yes I do.

      Thanks for the comments... I'll try to get unscared, because if I get scared I'll play worse...

    • B0ba_Fett

      12 years ago

      July 30th 2007 5:30 p.m. CT

      Release date

    • B0ba_Fett

      12 years ago

      6 HOURS LEFT!!!! smiley7.gif

    • EliteinSkirt

      12 years ago

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      I was bored.

    • EliteinSkirt

      12 years ago

      You rock. Amped and out loud.

    • tep

      12 years ago

      I don't know about you, but Assassins Creed looks absolutely awesome.


      lt does look pretty cool, but l can't garuantee that l will preorder it.

    • EliteinSkirt

      12 years ago

      Wow. Been a while sinve I've seen you. Btw...

    • halosavior

      12 years ago

      lol nice

    • halosavior

      12 years ago

      lol it's alright, it's just that you and I have a long history and I know you haven't completely left. lol

    • B0ba_Fett

      12 years ago

      This is Kalinovich Reilly Speirs. A fictional character in Armands, a friend of mines, Fan Fiction. It is called the War to end all Wars, and I don't have a link.

      Its Fiction smiley8.gif

    • B0ba_Fett

      12 years ago

      awesome, dude, Ill keep tht appearance in mind when I finish up my story smiley8.gif

    • B0ba_Fett

      12 years ago

      awesome dide, just send me the pic anytime, i would love to see it

    • thekingbeav

      12 years ago

      Ya, like I said, it was worse then I expected. But ya, I know it's not for everyone. And I've heard horror stories too. And not that ACLU shit about it killing people. I just mean people who look as red as me in that picture of me to the left but for like a week. Our instructor has been instructing for a long time and hes been around awhile too and he says he's never seen anyone taken to the hospital before for OC spray...

      Sweet, man points. Thank God they're more useful then mod points. lol. But yes, I have a small forrest when I sleep for a week straight in the summer but when I get the chance i keep it a little more kept. Kind of a lame low profile chinstrap thing going. (lame pic from like a year ago; its nicer looking and fuller now) But between one inspection for JROTC every Friday and having to work every Monday I never get a chance to grow it out. Shame.

    • thekingbeav

      12 years ago

      *Open's mouth to reply*
      *closes mouth without speaking*
      *shakes head and walks away*



      How could I say anything even if I had something to say? I just can't compete with Burnie. After that post mine just seems too wimsicle. lol

    • burnie FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      12 years ago

      Thanks, man. That was a really nice comment. Glad you liked the series.

    • thekingbeav

      12 years ago

      Well, how about you do it, and then try dishing out your advice? lol smiley6.gif

    • EliteinSkirt

      12 years ago

      NEW PIC!!! You'll get a laugh!

    • EliteinSkirt

      12 years ago

      Meh. Hope for the best, and let physics handle the rest....

    • EliteinSkirt

      12 years ago

      No prob! And why is your blanket bigger than mine................ hrm.....

      I need to go to wal-mart.

    • Wesley7

      12 years ago

      Yeah i was mad too but at least he got his legacy

    • w00t3r

      12 years ago

      Whats up? I just joined a clan called the Shimazu Devils. Im a lieutenant. Its lead by Xeiharioukou, its not the wave but its fun. You want to join?

    • 300Spartans

      12 years ago

      hey can you go on LBjames23 profile and vote for me in the movie heroes conest

    • Slevin

      12 years ago

      Nah I wasn't drunk in any of those pictures, I was bored and my friend's camera was just sitting there so YEeeeea

    • EliteinSkirt

      12 years ago

      Oh shit!! Sorry I missed your comment there... busy I guess...

      But anyway, no I didn't make the decals, but I wish I could, I ran out of Iron Crosses!! X(

    • EliteinSkirt

      12 years ago

      Heh heh... I just got the decals on it. I'll post that eventually.

    • EliteinSkirt

      12 years ago


      Thanks!!

    • Fondude

      12 years ago

      Oh i see, no i don't have a gamertag, my cousin does. I use his to play live.

    • Fondude

      12 years ago

      Hey what's up man? Do you have Xbox Live?

    • SargeMako

      12 years ago

      Ryan Weiber is the special effects artist for and one of the combatants in "Ryan vs. Dorkman". Google it.

    • thekingbeav

      12 years ago

      Haha, no problem

    • Fijir

      12 years ago

      Lol yep, they can't be trusted, way too dangerous. I'd love to see someone make a pic with text on the top saying: "I'm in your desert, stealing your droids! (or stealing your sand or something.)

    • halosavior

      12 years ago

      lol

    • halosavior

      12 years ago

      I'm saying your lame

    • cassylyn

      12 years ago

      yes, it was definitely an exciting time! lol!

    • halosavior

      12 years ago

      lol yeahs I finally got you your lines. lame

    • tep

      12 years ago

      Dude, my name is Marty.

    • cincimarlin

      12 years ago

      thanks for the avatar comment but this is serious....i am at a loss for your actions

    • cincimarlin

      12 years ago

      Thank you for informing me. I am somewhat confused as to the reasoning of your attacking for the Wave army. The only thing I want to know is why I am being "destroyed".

    • thekingbeav

      12 years ago

      Sleep is your friend

    • halosavior

      12 years ago

      well I always have a stuffed up nose, part of the reason I can't smell jack. lol. I need to clean my room, but its hard to keep it clean when you have a six year old sharing it with. Bla oh wells. So you do anything exciting lately?

    • halosavior

      12 years ago

      dude I haven't talked to you in forever. How's life treating ya these days?

    • halosavior

      12 years ago

      If you want be my guest.

      Oh and I say it all the time, and I'll say it again. You're one wise man.

    • tep

      12 years ago

      Hey, armyboots. What's up? l was wondering, do you want to put eachother on watch?

    • militarygirl

      12 years ago

      yeah, I live out in the sticks

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