armyboots

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    • What the Muffins?

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      armyboots

      For some of you how have not heard of, or seen the epic story of 3 guys, locked in an eternal struggle against each other, I would like to bring it to your attention.

      What the Muffins? is a online sitcom of three guys. It's a story of how these guys suvive in this crazy time of ours. They don't do it very well.

      The ecentric Matt whose mind quit working properly after recieving the Nintendo Entertainment System in the 80's. He believes all things created by Sega carry a heavy curse.

      The complicated Jeff who is understood by no one other then his computer. He appears to be the only one who can hold a steady job.

      And then there is the outrageously cool Chris. He's cool, he had a job once, he has more girfriends then you or I have seen in a lifetime. For some strange reason he's friends with both Matt and Jeff.

      If you've ever enjoyed any sitcom, then you'll definately enjoy this. If you've ever watched TV ever, you'll more then likely have fun watching this. And if your friends are slightly geeky and you do stupid and geeky stuff with them, you probably won't stop laughing while watching this.


      So, I highly suggest you check out this sitcom. It's good for a laugh, and they have a couple of episodes out already.

      Their website has been giving them some problems, so if it's not up, give it a few days.

      If you just want to check it out quickly and want some instant action, head straight for episode 5. Fan Film. Mountain Dew shortage is a horrible thing. smiley8.gif

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    • It's 10:18...

      13 years ago

      armyboots

      And I got 45 minutes before I head over to work.

      That's right.

      I got the job.



      BOOOYAH!


      More info when I get back.

    • I realize

      13 years ago

      armyboots

      That I haven't been active for a little while.

      Why?

      Because my computer sucks.

      Using the internet is like betting on a dead horse. It only hurt's in the end.

      But, good news! I'm getting a new computer! Probably by the end of next week!


      Oblivion, Battlefront 2, Battlefield 2, Sacred Gold, and all those other games that I couldn't play before.

      KOTOR, KOTOR II.....



      So, before you leave, hit me with a good game to play on the new computer. And if you feel like it, tell my why it'll be fun to play.


      So. Number

      1. Leave a game title.

      2. Gimme a good reason why I should play it. (More then "It's fun. Try it.").


    • Dinner conversation

      13 years ago

      armyboots

      Tonight was rather dismal. After a while, we lapsed into a comfortable silence. I turned to my own thoughts. Which were strange.

      I was wondering about the current situation with North Korea and it's Man Dong (I kid you not).

      I've thought about how we would defend ourselves, and I heard that missiles were commen.

      Now, I think that a lot of math would be involved into....

      Ahem.

      Hitting a missle with another missile probably going the other way.

      It'd be like seeing a needle in a haystack, and then hitting the needle, with another needle.


      That's a lot of math.

      My mind also carried me to the maximum capabilities of a cruise missile. And a smart missile. Can it think for itself? Would a direct link from the missile to a pilot sitting in Florida be better then a missile that might miss? Who do they hire for these jobs of doing outrageious math in mere minutes. Of hitting a missile with another missile? How do they track these people down?

      The silence continued until I finished my dinner, and my mom started asking about if we should get new chairs.



      And for a few moments of my precious life, I wondered about the relevence of my mother's question. Only to come back and hit myself in the forehead, and wonder for myself, why I would even wonder about those questions myself.

      It's not like I'm that great at math. I probably wouldn't be able to figure most of the equasitons (How the fudge do I spell that?!) myself.


      I'm now thinking about finishing Ninja Gaiden Black. Now, there's a relevant thought that's applicable to me this very moment.

    • Journal time

      13 years ago

      armyboots

      So I didn't get the job, and I haven't finished my resume, I'm thinking about quitting Drum and Bugle Corp., one of my best friends is in Nicaragua, and I just emailed a friend who moved to Texas.


      Sooooo.

      In case you didn't get that.

      I turned in my application at Padow's Ham and Deli, the lady was really nice, and she said they'd be looking for people during the school year, because Daniel and Chloe are going to College during then. But I still might get to work there because Chloe might be getting a job at the new Petsmart.

      I haven't finished my Resume yet because my dad and I have been really busy, and we haven't had the chance to sit down and pound out all the details.

      As for Drum and Bugle Corp., my life is really busy, and getting a job, still spending time with my family, Thursday night practices, Wednesday activites, ands 24 coming up again in January, and Stuff on Sunday, and only God knows what might happen on Saturdays, my life is a little rushed. So if I can cancel one or two things that I know I don't have to do, I'd be really happy.

      My Youth Pastor and a lot of people from church (okay, 15 people, but I know pretty much all 15 people, and I miss them dearly) left to go on a mission trip to Nicaragua. Which has left the entire Tech team (Which is still very few) to even fewer. So it pretty much leaves just youth on Sunday's to run both services (Tech wise at least). So, so much for not having to get up on 6 in the morning on Sunday's. smiley4.gif

      As for the Email I sent my friend, not much about that. It was kinda brief, catch you up on what's been going on sorta thing. My friend, whose a drum major and really cool, moved to Texas about 1 year ago. I miss him a lot. He was really cool, and so was his wife. Their expecting a baby, which I can only imagine how cool Josh (The dude) must feel. He taught me a lot in drumming, and he was really cool and helpful when I couldn't do something.

      One of the even cooler things about him is that he changed his middle name to Danger.

      That's right. Josh Danger Smith, one of the coolest dudes I know.



      So, that's it for me, sorry I haven't updated in a while, but life has been pretty busy.

      Off to the rat race! smiley0.gif

      smiley10.gif If you saw your mortal enemy laying on the side of the road, battered and bruised, would you help them?

      Remember, this guy has caused you more pain in your life then you want to remember. smiley10.gif

    • Resume?!

      13 years ago

      armyboots

      Yes, I've been thinking about gettting a Summer Job.



      At Padow's. The greatest family run Sub Shop ever!

      Besides, I know a guy who works there saying that they'd probably hire me.

      Why?

      Because everyone else quit 'cause they didn't want to work in the Summer.

      Pansy's.


      So I'm filling out my Resume wondering who to put as a references, what to put as my profincies, and if that includes head shots from a sniper rifle.


      So, if you guys have any ideas on what to put on there, input would be critical.

    • And my Summer

      13 years ago

      armyboots

      Training excercise's begins.

      I'm hoping I can get a membership over at a friends wellness center.


      Other then that, my news is pretty dull. I finished up the last Sunday of youth singing/worship leading.

      Completed my first campeign with my brother in Dynasty Warriors 5 Empires. Our characters are now awesome. smiley0.gif



      My life get's really flippin' boring in the summer, let me tell you.

    • From whence is started to whence it came

      13 years ago

      armyboots

      So, thanks to my most awesomest friend ever, Mr_Patriotic
      I am now sponsered.

      I feel all tingly inside.

      So, if you want to pay your awesome to that amazing dude, go to his profile (linked above) and just give him... you know... mod points.

      Lot's of them.


      Also, I was reviewing my Mod History....

      And I discoved that Burnie was in fact, the first person ever to give me mod points.

      And he was also the first person to give me an award.

      So, thanks Burnie for making my stay so enjoyable.

      Thanks Mr_Patriotic for making me a sponsor. Where'd you get that much cash? smiley0.gif

    • We happy few.... We band of brothers.

      13 years ago

      armyboots

      We Few We Happy Few We Band Of Brothers.
      Your alarm goes off, you hit the snooze and sleep for another 10 minutes.
      He stays up for days on end.
      __________________________

      You take a warm shower to help you wake up.
      He goes days or weeks without running water.
      __________________________

      You complain of a "headache", and call in sick.
      He gets shot at, as others are hit, and keeps moving forward.
      __________________________

      You put on your anti war/don't support the troops shirt, and go meet up with your friends.
      He still fights for your right to wear that shirt.
      __________________________

      You make sure your cell phone is in your pocket.
      He clutches the cross hanging on his chain next to his dog tags.
      __________________________

      You talk trash on your "buddies" that aren't with you.
      He knows he may not see some of his buddies again.
      __________________________

      You walk down the beach, staring at all the pretty girls.
      He walks the streets, searching for insurgents and terrorists.
      __________________________

      You complain about how hot it is.
      He wears his heavy gear, not daring to take off his helmet to wipe his brow.
      __________________________

      You go out to lunch, and complain because the restaurant got your order wrong.
      He does not get to eat today.
      __________________________

      Your maid makes your bed and washes your clothes.
      He wears the same things for months, but makes sure his weapons are clean.
      __________________________

      You go to the mall and get your hair redone.
      He doesn't have time to brush his teeth today.
      __________________________

      You are angry because your class ran 5 minutes over.
      He is told he will be held an extra 2 months.
      __________________________

      You call your girlfriend and set a date for that night.
      He waits for the mail to see if there is a letter from home.
      __________________________

      You hug and kiss your girlfriend, like you do everyday.
      He holds his letter close and smells his love's perfume.
      __________________________

      You roll your eyes as a baby cries.
      He gets a letter with pictures of his new child, and wonders if they'll ever meet.
      __________________________

      You criticize your government, and say that war never solves anything.
      He sees the innocent tortured and killed by their own government and remembers why he is fighting.
      __________________________

      You hear the jokes about the war, and make fun of the men like him.
      He hears the gun fire and bombs.
      _________________________

      You see only what the media wants you to see.
      He sees the bodies lying around him.
      __________________________

      You are asked to go to the store by your parents. You don't.
      He does what he is told.
      __________________________

      You stay at home and watch TV.
      He takes whatever time he is given to call and write home, sleep, and eat.
      __________________________

      You crawl into your bed, with down pillows, and try to get comfortable.
      He crawls under a tank for shade and a 5 minute nap, only to be woken by gun fire.
      __________________________

      You sit there and judge him, saying the world is a worse place because of men like him.
      If only there were more men like him.


      Repost if you want too.

    • Birthday...

      13 years ago

      armyboots

      Has come and gone. Come, listen to me reccount on how my day began....

      It all started this afternoon at 11:11 when I decided to get out of bed, because I'm a lazy Bass Turd.

      I put on a shirt, and opened my door.

      I was a bit suprised to be greated with... LIME GREEN STREAMERS!

      GreenStreemers.jpg

      (You may need to tilt your head).

      So I leave my room for a while, and then come back to log into the RVB Train going to awesome. And I find myself confronted with this.



      notevenmybirthday.jpg

      Jeez guys, I haven't even told anyone it's my birthday!

      So after that excitement, I answer a few messeges, a few comments, and then I see this.

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      I forgot to even look at this, and I'm plesently suprised at the fact that it now says I'm 16. Awesome.

      So after that, I get called away to open my presents.

      I was very suprised to find the following.

      1 messenger bag of doom. It rivals even Jack Bauer's own!

      Hanginbauerbag.jpg

      BauerBag.jpg

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      Oh yeah baby! And that was only the start of my excitement.

      I found these also. A CD, a notepad, a book, and some hankerchiefs. All things that I need. All the time.

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      Hankers.jpg

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      Thought Hiltz might like that one. ^

      Some cards awaited my eyes. One was very touching, the rest were quite humorous.

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      cards2.jpg


      And then I was given these... I was blown away.

      A Dynamo Radio. Talk about awesome. It's even got a light on it. Man, that thing is going in my car.

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      And then, this caught my eye. It was wrapped in a hankerchief, the dog one I think, and... I thought these things were fake. I was wrong.

      File does not exist.

      File does not exist.

      A swiss army knife, with a 512 USB FlashDrive.

      Yeah baby.

      My brother, who had remained quiet up to this point, then gave me some games, includding Dawn of War and Sacred Gold, and also, one of the coolest movies ever.

      Hang 'em high. Go Clint Eastwood.

      So I get back to my room eventually with the help from the Bauer Bag of Dooooom....

      And this awaits my eyes.



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      At first I thought is was Matt, coming to disthank me for the Poem about Sarge I sent him. Go Here

      And boom. I see a comment from the almighty Burnie Burns.

      BurnieBurnsBurns.jpg


      Thanks Burnie. That was an awesome gift. It made my day.

      So, that's my birthday, it's now about 12:19, and I need to get some sleep for the "gig*" for our band tomorrow.

      Thanks guys for being my friends, being cool, and watching me, and doing all the things that you do. Look forward to talking to you all soon.


      * A Gig is also called playing 3 songs infront of a group of 30 students, who are very tired, and not wanting to really be standing singing with me.

  • Comments (732)

    • Pip

      13 years ago

      wow for something so simple sometimes is hard find lol

    • Pip

      13 years ago

      hey dude thanks alot for that pic :P

      made me laugh it seems im the one causing the traffic lol

      anywho i gave you a good amount of mods i think

    • Pip

      13 years ago

      cant waite to see it lol

    • AfterChrist

      13 years ago

      I actually saved mine on the hard drive in two different file types, on a disk, on a USB memory device, and on a seperate computer, but, oh, well. :P

    • mofrocker

      13 years ago

      yeah, my phone wont let me transfer images to my compy. I will hopefully get one up soon. Sorry. I haven't been here in a while so you know.

    • AfterChrist

      13 years ago

      Life is treating me well, and work is not so bad at a lumber yard after your first thirty days (trial period). And the book is coming along well. I've some frustrations (like entire chapters come up missing), but I'm on the tenth one now. How are you?

    • christyrocks

      13 years ago

      yeah taht was what i was trying to say

    • christyrocks

      13 years ago

      i was most likely going to be up on atkdenimc probation

    • christyrocks

      13 years ago

      yo not much really just quit the swim team

    • Dubiousduke

      13 years ago

      ----Heads up----

      you might want to join my contest
      Aside from that, I just wanted to say hi.

    • Archer

      13 years ago

      im a ninja

    • Username32

      13 years ago

      Yeah. Got a lot of essays to write, been putting them off.

    • Username32

      13 years ago

      Been busy with school smiley4.gif

    • halosavior

      13 years ago

      I see

    • JP

      13 years ago

      Ja.

    • JP

      13 years ago

      Yes, yes it is.

    • Bubba_17

      13 years ago

      k

    • Bubba_17

      13 years ago

      Not yet but trying to get one

    • TheCommando

      13 years ago

      Damn it. That was who I was thinking of but I could not think of his name.

    • Irondragon

      13 years ago

      schools going ok. very busy. and a lot of work

    • TheCommando

      13 years ago

      You expect me to remember something from that far back. I'm lucky I remeber what I had for dinner 3 days ago...ok maybe not that far back either.

    • TheCommando

      13 years ago

      Can you give us another trivia Question? PLEASE

    • AshReynolds

      13 years ago

      i like your idea

    • AshReynolds

      13 years ago

      go to white house history.org

    • TheCommando

      13 years ago

      Can you tell me who it is? I'm not going to guess again.

    • TheCommando

      13 years ago

      I'll send it in a message.

    • TheCommando

      13 years ago

      If it's who I thought of first then I'm going to be pissed big time.

    • JP

      13 years ago

      I'm liking the bike right now smiley8.gif

    • JP

      13 years ago

      Seriously man, the guys that made this game should be given medals or something, I'm taking a post driller to the zombies now, I had a taser, now that was fun XD One of the Gamerscore things is Strike, take down 10 zombies with a bowling ball XD

    • Dubiousduke

      13 years ago

      kickass speech bubbles! only one problem, and that is I'm not a big fan of speech/ thought bubbles, therefore I didn't make them in the first place. I think speech bubbles ruin the mood of the picture with the extra white.

    • bobble95

      13 years ago

      dude i read your good deed that was nice

    • halosavior

      13 years ago

      yeah the ride was torture, but the music and texting saved me. LOL.

    • CodeRed001

      13 years ago

      SAFETY IS NOT GUARANTEED I ONLY DID THIS TWICE!

    • halosavior

      13 years ago

      lol nice man

    • TheCommando

      13 years ago

      I think it's even better on the 360.

    • gusbaxter

      13 years ago

      contest

    • deathhappens

      13 years ago

      lol nice comment in death_by_days journal

    • JP

      13 years ago

      Now I'm really a Russian hero!!!

    • Singleman34

      13 years ago

      Do u have a Wal Mart Gift card worth $40?

    • Slevin

      13 years ago

      Will doooooooo

    • Slevin

      13 years ago

      no no.........somebody's else.....but they never found out

    • Slevin

      13 years ago

      THank you....that will help me for the next one.....thank you

    • jedipoet

      13 years ago

      thanks!!! that shit is awesome!! smiley0.gif

    • TheCommando

      13 years ago

      Yeah, that noise.

    • halosavior

      13 years ago

      lol nice

    • Delat_Ghost9

      13 years ago

      Nothing thats what.

    • Delat_Ghost9

      13 years ago

      Yes its cheesey and its cakey in the shape of pie.

    • Delat_Ghost9

      13 years ago

      Cause cheese cake is awesome

    • kaos44

      13 years ago

      Doctor Soak lol and whats with the pic of Kyle Katarn are they making a movie?

    • DarkElite_H2

      13 years ago

      No it's not! (Gawd! You got my hopes all high fer that! T.T)
      It's a funny trailer someone made up to tease about the Starwars episode 1 movie. XD I scanned through youtube alreay, and nothing came up...T.T

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