auguststorm

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from Norway House, Manitoba, Canada

  • Activity

    • 16 Days, Thats Almost Two Weeks

      12 years ago

      auguststorm

      QUICK UPDATE:

      In 16 days, I am getting married on July 20, 2007.
      I have been very busy this past year. Working, fundraising, working some more.
      I've been spending a little bit more time on Bebo too.

    • A Joke

      12 years ago

      auguststorm

      Irishmen Shawn and Pat, who were the best of friends, agreed that when one passed on, the other would spill the contents of a bottle of fine Irish whiskey over the grave of his recently departed friend. As fate would have it, Shawn would be the first to pass. Upon hearing of his friend’s illness, Pat came to visit one last time. 'Shawn, can you hear me?' asked Pat.

      Faintly, Shawn replied, 'Yes, Paddy, I can.'

      Bashfully, Pat started, 'Do you remember our pact, Shawn?'

      'Yes, I do, Paddy,' Shawn strained.

      'And you’ll also remember that I was to pour the contents of a fine, old bottle of whiskey, which we have been saving for nearly 30 years now, over your grave,' said Pat.

      'Yes, Paddy, I do,' whispered Shawn.

      'It’s a very ‘old’ bottle now, you know,' urged Pat.

      'And what are you gettin’ at, Pat?' asked Shawn, briskly.

      'Well, Shawn, when I pour the whiskey over your grave, would ya mind if I filter it through my kidneys first?

    • New Journal

      12 years ago

      auguststorm

      Well this is a new journal in a very long time. Maybe just a little update about me. I'm still getting married but no longer have a job. Which I am not complaining much about, kinda happy I guess. Anyways I should be on more and will try to get updated on friends and alerts.

      How is everybody anyways?

    • Update

      12 years ago

      auguststorm

      Hey everybody!
      Just wanted to let you know that I am getting married this year on July 20, 2007.
      That is all. See ya laters.

      This is how I wish I had proposed but oh well.
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    • Hey, I'm not dead!

      12 years ago

      auguststorm

      Hello! Just to let you know. I'm still alive and doing great.
      How was your Christmas this year and what did you get.
      Well here are some jokes.

      This guy is flying down the interstate, going way faster than he should be, and consequently he gets pulled over by the state police.

      When the officer comes up to the window, the man says, “Before you say anything, I should probably tell you that this car is stolen, I have an unregistered handgun in the glove compartment, and there is a dead body in the trunk.â€Â

      The officer, in absolute shock, calls for backup and within minutes the road is blocked off and there are cops all around. They search the car and find none of the things he said to be true.

      After investigating, the sergeant approaches the driver and says, “I don’t understand. I spoke with the officer who pulled you over, and he said you told him there was a gun in the glovebox, a body in the trunk, and that the car was stolen. What’s the deal here?â€Â

      The man stands there dumbfounded, then says, “I bet he told you I was speeding, too, huh?â€Â

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      Two nuns are on a break in the rectory.

      “I was cleaning Father Tom’s room a few days ago,†gossips the first nun, “and I found a bunch of condoms.â€Â

      “Oh, my,†gasps the second nun. “What did you do?â€Â

      “I poked holes in them,†she replies.

      “Fuck!†says the second nun.

    • Some people have too much time on their

      12 years ago

      auguststorm

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    • Pssst..... Over here

      12 years ago

      auguststorm

      Who wants my mod points...



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    • The Buffalo Theory

      12 years ago

      auguststorm

      The "Buffolo Theory" of Beer..

      A herd of buffalo can move only as fast as the slowest buffalo. When the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first.

      This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

      In much the same way the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, we all know, kills brain cells, but naturally it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.

      In this way regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

      That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers, and that's why beer is so GOOD for you!

    • Do it

      12 years ago

      auguststorm

      Welcome to the new edition of getting to know your friends.

      Change all the answers so that they apply to you.

      Then send this this back to me and post it in your journal also.

      Some of you may get this several times that means you have lots of Friends.


      1. What is your occupation? Child and Family Service Support Worker

      2. What color are your socks right now? White and only white

      3. What are you listening to right now?

      4. What was the last thing that you ate? Candy from Halloween

      5. Can you drive a stick shift? I use too... yeah, i guess

      6. If you were a crayon, what color would you be? I would be white so i would last longer...lol

      7. Last person you spoke to on the phone? My mother

      8. Do you like the person who sent this to you? No... j/k. I like to tease ya

      9. How old are you today? 24 yrs

      10. Favorite drink: Vodka with Redbull

      11. What is your favorite sport to watch? Eatting contest... j/k. Hockey.

      12. Have you ever dyed your hair? Yes

      13. Favorite curse word? ....

      14. Pets? 1 Dog with 3 puppies

      15. Favorite food? Cheeseburger, Indian Tacos, and Pizzas

      16. What was the last movie you watched? Over the hedge

      17. Favorite day of the year? Everyday

      18. What do you do to vent anger? Listen to music, play the Xbox

      19. What was your favorite toy as a child? I can't recall.

      20. What is your favorite Fall or Spring? Fall

      21. Hugs or kisses? Hugs

      22. Cherry or Blueberry? Blueberry

      23. Do you want your friends to email you back? Yes

      24. Who is most likely to respond? I have no idea.

      25. Who is least likely to respond? Everybody

      26. Living arrangements? Own home with my family

      27. When was the last time you cried? Couple of months ago. Uhh, I mean never.

      28. What is on the floor of your closet? Junk

      29. Who is the friend you have had the longest friendship that you are sending this to? Dennis

      30. What did you do last night? Trick and Treating

      31. Favorite smells? ... I tend not to smell things on purpose

      32. What inspires you? Other people I work and also my daughter

      33. What are you afraid of? Snakes... smiley4.gif

      34. Plain, cheese or spicy hamburger? Cheese

      35. Country you would most like to visit? Japan

      36. Favorite dog breed? Muts

      37. Number of keys on your key ring? 9

      38. How many years at your current job? Since February

      39. Favorite day of the week? Mondays

      40. Have you been with someone and wished it was someone else? Never... maybe

      41. Do you believe the person you are with now is the person you are meant to be with? Yes

    • The Husband Store

      12 years ago

      auguststorm

      A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE !
      You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the Building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

      On the first floor the sign on the door reads:

      Floor 1 - These men have jobs and love the Lord.

      The second floor sign reads:
      Floor 2 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, and love kids.

      The third floor sign reads:
      Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

      "Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

      She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:

      Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.

      Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"

      Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
      Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love the Lord, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

      She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
      reads:
      Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.

      Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you
      exit the building, and have a nice day!

  • About Me

  • Comments (448)

    • BigBossSnake

      12 years ago

      I wanted to let you know man
      that you've known me for over 2 years

      and you were among the first to welcome me to rvb

      thank you

    • Lorrry Rawrie

      12 years ago

      Burnell's lying! Vexer is not his XBL gamertag smiley6.gif

      it's Vexer 07 (G 2093)

    • burnz07

      12 years ago

      he he he he....I got skills. plus Stephan helped.

    • burnz07

      12 years ago

      wassup?

    • burnz07

      12 years ago

      hey man......I gotta get rainbow six Vegas so I can take my system there and blast you and Lorry away.

    • Lorrry Rawrie

      12 years ago

      teee hee! smiley0.gif

    • BigBossSnake

      12 years ago

      what up buddy?

    • SARGECommand

      12 years ago

      I just got the Amego banner uploaded, sorry for the delay
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    • SARGECommand

      12 years ago

      Sorry forgot ot make one, I'll put one up when i get home from school.

    • SARGECommand

      12 years ago

      Sorry forgot to give an explination to the friend request.

      This is Darksaber.
      I'm trying to get all the S.A.R.G.E. members, current and former, onto the friendslist of this profile.

    • Lorrry Rawrie

      12 years ago

      how does high speed sound like again?

      whoosh-whoosh! ching!ching!reeeee-whooosh?

    • BigBossSnake

      12 years ago

      whatever happened that we stopped talking?

    • Im_a_girl

      12 years ago

      hello^.^...its been awhile...so how are you???...lol

    • naramiko07

      12 years ago

      advanced warfighter best ghost recon game ever. however i miss the person hopping you could do in the first one.

    • burnz07

      12 years ago

      Isn't your wedding a week away from Darrell's?

    • Djupi

      12 years ago

      God jul!

    • burnz07

      12 years ago

      cooool maps.....when they out?

    • burnz07

      12 years ago

      what is up with thee brotheren? art though not having fun?

    • TabbyKat

      12 years ago

      well hello to you too

    • bluefairy49

      12 years ago

      my mom drives realllllllllllllllllllly slow

    • Lorrry Rawrie

      12 years ago

      shut up, I hate you smiley4.gif

    • masterdenae

      12 years ago

      OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



      hi.



      i missed you.



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    • bary_jon_200

      12 years ago

      tut tut tut, i answered sxactly like the kid did! (HONEST!)

    • bary_jon_200

      12 years ago

      a comment here a comment there! lol

    • Lorrry Rawrie

      12 years ago

      You're lucky i'm in a hippy mood today subscriberStarSmall.gif

    • masterdenae

      12 years ago

      i've ALWAYS had you on watch, this new damn account is messing me up.

    • masterdenae

      12 years ago

      i can't believe i haven't had you on watch this whole time!!!

      what in the world is up with me this month????

    • Im_a_girl

      12 years ago

      im um....not actually happy....lol...
      ive made the stupidest decision i could ever make....and im regretting it......

    • katienemi

      12 years ago

      thanks :]

      xo

    • Im_a_girl

      12 years ago

      the ceremony is in october...we went and got the papers done and stuff....lol

    • Lorrry Rawrie

      12 years ago

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    • Lorrry Rawrie

      12 years ago

      Your banner is funnnieeeee smiley13.gif

      Latest Journals:
      Hey everybody...
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      Post edited 9/20/06 9:40PM

    • angeline

      12 years ago

      no no it's only for the employes

    • protagonist

      12 years ago

      =O oh noes..

    • protagonist

      12 years ago

      =( I am gus.

    • protagonist

      12 years ago

      Mine just started working 2 days ago.

    • Lorrry Rawrie

      12 years ago

      uhh..on Friday. You'd better not be screwing my 360 or else I keel yous!!! smiley5.gif

    • Lorrry Rawrie

      12 years ago

      umm....no I didn't punch him -__- There was alot of security.....>.>

      and I was a bit nervous at the Halo Tourny (as always, whenever I play with new people outside MY turf ^_^)

    • Lorrry Rawrie

      12 years ago

      nope, back on. I was goin crazy for a while 35.gif

    • Lorrry Rawrie

      12 years ago

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    • bary_jon_200

      12 years ago

      sadly I do have to work in the office but managed to get a day off!

    • Lorrry Rawrie

      12 years ago

      Heeheeeheeeheee! lovegeoff.gif

    • masterdenae

      12 years ago

      i'm here. sorry about the confusion.

    • masterdenae

      12 years ago

      hi.

    • Lorrry Rawrie

      12 years ago

      ....hmmm....7.gif

    • Lorrry Rawrie

      12 years ago

      23.gif....She's at work.

    • protagonist

      12 years ago

      Shes at work.

    • RvB_freak72

      12 years ago

      Anytime smiley0.gif

    • dentedhalo

      12 years ago

      i don't know what that face is supposed to mean smiley7.gif

    • german_duc

      12 years ago

      Not a problem. If you want to be re-added just send the request. Don't just sit in silence though. Same rules apply to re-adds.

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