awsomeness

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from Campbellsburg, KY

  • Activity

    • Oh wow

      10 years ago

      awsomeness

      I havent been on in ages. My watchlist is hooooge

    • Not Dead...yet

      10 years ago

      awsomeness

      Just busy, sorry about the abandonment.

    • Ye Olde Sponsorship

      10 years ago

      awsomeness

      she has died

    • Awesomeness will ensue

      10 years ago

      awsomeness

      Well, browsing the 4chan /b/, I found this
      www.anicechat.net/

      IF YOU ARE OFFENDED EASILY DONT READ DOWN, WE GOT A LITTLE STEREOTYPICAL.
      which, with the right username, can be FUN.
      First I was C Falcon, and that was fun then I got bored, So I changed it to God.
      And awesomeness ensued. I met another god.
      the hyphened god is the other guy.

      God: Whoa
      -God: You are now speaking with God.
      God: I am speaking with me?
      -God: Echo?
      God: I think so
      -God: Yes.
      God: odd
      God: So...
      God: are there two gods?
      God: I dont remember cloning myself...
      -God: Um, i guess u must be allah
      God: maybe
      God: I have an endless supply of virgins if you want any
      God: dumb bastard suicide bombers wont get em
      God: I give them men
      -God: i thought it was only 17 virgins
      God: Yes
      God: but I have lots
      God: A supply if you will
      God: so I can hand out 17 to everyone who comes through
      God: *72
      God: oops
      -God: K, so i trade you china for the virgins?
      God: I may have shorted a few people....
      God: sure
      God: I need more asians
      God: you have any idea how many arab asians there are?
      God: none
      God: and I like asian women
      God: they know what you want
      God: and Im running low on virgins too
      God: could always take more
      --------There was a long gap of convo here--------
      -God: Hello?
      God: Sorry, Suicide bombers again
      God: lots of them
      God: they are annoying up here.
      God: always combusting...
      -God: DID YOU BRING DOWN 4CH?
      God: OMG /b/ down!
      God: ?
      -God: :(((((((((((((((((((((((((
      -God: extreme sadface
      God: Allah is not pleased
      -God: Thats what happens when you trade chinamen for virgins =/
      God: yeah...
      God: they lost their workforce
      God: oh wait
      God: thats mexicans
      God: they must be asleep
      God: /b/ is never down
      -God: chinamen is only good for goldfarming
      -God: /nihao
      God: rofl
      God: touche
      God: Oh,
      God: by the way
      God: when do you want to unleash the apocolypse?
      God: ive got saved up here
      -God: um
      God: in a jar.
      -God: 2012
      God: sure
      God: sounds good
      God: December 23rd?
      -God: Grashoppers or giant comet?
      God: Id prefer Giant comet
      -God: Why not both?
      God: Space agencies will think they can stop it
      God: sure
      God: thats twice as good
      God: maybe aliens too
      God: the guys from mars owe me
      -God: And aids!, oh wait..
      God: All we would have to do is transport a bunch of africans
      -God: that would be the easiest of them all
      -God: Aidsinfected aliens riding on giant grashoppers, and they arive on a giant comet
      God: oh
      God: hell yes
      God: Zombies too?
      God: I have a few of those left over
      -God: Aids infected zombie aliens then
      God: cool
      God: whatever happened to your son?
      God: I havent heard from him since he went to earth
      -God: He ran away, that son of a bitch
      -God: oh wait hes my son
      God: well then
      God: I wonder where he ran to..
      -God: I think maybe Chuck Norris killed him
      God: well that could be
      -God: OH LULZ, forgot about Chuck Norris
      God: Chuck was bragging about something at the bar yesterday
      God: I assume it was that
      God: cant you just revive him?
      God: You are god
      -God: Nah, i havent bother doing anything for the pas ~2000 years
      God: true
      God: but with good reason
      God: its kinda fun to watch civilization destroy itself
      God: well, my part of the world anyway
      God: dont know how yours is fairing
      -God: Well, satan is no longer in control of america, since gwb got kicked out
      God: yeah
      God: I actually put him in there as an experiment
      God: He did good, then he rememberd he was satan
      God: whos the new guy? I heard he was supposed to be good.
      God: He may have come from me
      God: I dont remember
      -God: I dont kow some do say its the same person as Osama
      God: Nah, hes long gone. I trapped him in a cave a few years ago
      God: I tried telling your men but they didnt believe me
      God: theyll figure it out eventually
      -God: Well, FAPTIME, BAI
      God: Good pastime, have fun with that.


      WIN

    • Oh Hell Yes

      10 years ago

      awsomeness

      www.imdb.com/title/tt0816711/
      I has a happee

      That was by far the best book I have ever read. And now its going to be a movie.

      I has multiple happees, Michael Straczynski is the scriptwriter

    • 152 Octane

      10 years ago

      awsomeness

      EXTREMELY FLAMMABLE

      I spent the last few hours helping my dad and a friend take the friends Mazda Miata apart, it used to be a Miata Spec Racer but the guy decided it was time to quit because of budget problems. We took off the rollcage, racing slicks,put a new steering gear in etc. etc. Finally came the engine and transmission assembly, which requires draining petrol out of the lines so you dont fuck up the engine, or your floor. We had no idea what grade the petrol was (as the guy had left, he was paying us to do it now... I hope, or im going to be pissed). We assumed it was around 92o considering it was high performance.... It wasnt.
      I took it out, dumped it on the gravel and lit a match to get rid of it and well... The flame fumes caught the match and the fire came up and met my hand. It was not a friendly greeting. I have a freaking burn mark on my ring finger smiley4.gif Not 10 minutes later the guy called and said oh by the way, its 152o, be careful.

      Its all good now, but I didnt even know they made 152 grade smiley3.gif

      EDIT: Off topic, but win
      img.4chan.org/b/src/1230679674447.png

    • The Haul

      10 years ago

      awsomeness

      Merry Christmas peoples of RT. I swear to god if you say "Happy Holidays" instead for fear of offending someone I will go Fight Club on your ass (If you havent seen that movie, I mean I will cut off your testicles)

      Teh Haul for this year is pretty awesome.
      -Left 4 Dead
      -Toshiba 26" HD 720p (to replace the TV that was, no joke, 21 years old)
      -Devil May Care (New Bond Novel)
      -Absolute Watchmen (its going to take me forever to get through it, seriously)

      Thats all of the important stuff, of course there are the iTunes cards, cloths and things of that nature, but that is a given.

      Remember what I said about happy holidays... I know where you live...

    • mmm Bethesda-y goodness

      10 years ago

      awsomeness

      So, playing Fallout 3 I decided to go to some of the Vaults I havent been to before just because I'm a Fallout whore and will take all the backstroy I can get. I went to Vault 106 and its got the same creepy ass style that most of the deserted Vaults do (Environment Artists for Bethesda, are Fucking Amazing) that actually manages to scare the shit out of you sometimes when they are combined with a enemy attack. I ventured into the Vault and my screen turned purple for a minute. I thought this was my 360 so I was a little pissed, but continued on. Then, it turned orange and started flashing at me. At this point I was about to throw my 360 out the window because I was having problems with it earlier, and I thought this was a continuation of it. Thankfully I didnt because then I saw the Overseer of Vault 101 (Your home Vault)... But I had killed him very early in the the game. I also saw a bunch of people from Vault 101 and had a few enemies dissapear on me.... WTF.
      Each Vault was used as the basis for mass experimentation since everyone was already underground due to the fact that alot of the countries decided to nuke the shit out of each other, and if you care, heres what Ive gathered from the Vaults and their experiments
      Vault 106- Used to study the effects of people on a form of hallucinogenic gas. Which explains the weird shit that was happening to me inside of it. (Vault opened, dont know when)
      Vault 101-To see how people do in the same place with the same people over an indefinite period of time. (Vault door never to be opened, until you escaped, the it was locked again)
      Vault 92- TBD
      Vault 87- Experimentation with the FEV(Forced Evolutionary Virus), causing mutations and that is why there are so many of those damn super mutants around DC. Apparently its where they started.(Vault door opened approx 150 years after the bombs fell)
      Vault 108-Was used to study leadership and conflict. There are billions of clones named Gary, evidentally copies of the overseer who had cancer and a few weeks to live. There was an armory in there so I almost got my ass beat countless times. One thing is for sure, I learned to never trust people named Gary... (Vault opened, dont know when)

      I thank you Interplay, for giving me Fallout 1 and 2, and I smiley12.gif Bethesda for continuing the greatness, and making it that much better.

    • Cool

      10 years ago

      awsomeness

      I just realized how cool this screen is.
      www.bungie.net/stats/halo3/default.aspx?player=proteus14
      not going to post the picture itself, im too lazy. so heres a link

      EDIT: theres two now, the one thats on the frontpage and the old one in the recent screens.

    • I <3 Interplay

      10 years ago

      awsomeness

      Playing some original Fallout, I killed a guard named Kenny, and heard another guard yell "Oh my god, you killed Kenny!" as he was gunning me down smiley0.gif

  • Comments (700)

    • dedalus5150 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      Lately I've been using a Canon Powershot SD1200 IS. Not the best for fast action stuff, though. I have a Canon EOS Rebel XS DSLR that would be better for that, but I haven't taken it out yet.

    • chris_harry

      10 years ago

      do you have some heavy drugs under that rock too?? *yonk to the heavy drugs*

    • chris_harry

      10 years ago

      This v8.10?

      8.04... :P

      and with all its flaws... :P

      i cant wait till the new one comes out... wont install it until i have finished this semester off, got too much work to do to even bother with installing it... i might do an update to it rather than a fresh install... just way too much work to back up.. argh

    • db218

      10 years ago

      ok ill remember that for a boring day

    • db218

      10 years ago

      you can legally drive now right?

    • chris_harry

      10 years ago

      i did feel comfy at 8.04... but just wait till 9.04... :O imagine the rought butt sex then

    • db218

      10 years ago

      ok im bringing rock band 2 and my controller see ya in a few

    • db218

      10 years ago

      hey, do you want me to bring rock band 2 or not? or anything else in that case

    • db218

      10 years ago

      dude, hell no i cant bring mine, my bro is goin to my grandmas and he'll want it, so i guess we might have to use yours... and i can bring rock band 2 if ya want me to, ill have to bring my 120 gig though so that we have all the songs

    • AiuaCortana

      10 years ago

      She's a big dog in a little cat's body. i find my hairties, dice, socks etc. everywhere.

    • AiuaCortana

      10 years ago

      SnowShoe

    • haloscaboos

      10 years ago

      And you need to tell yours too

    • haloscaboos

      10 years ago

      Verry fun

    • db218

      10 years ago

      yaeh its all good on this end bro so whenever you wanna show up is fine by me

    • db218

      10 years ago

      lol sweetness just bring left 4 dead of course and fallout if youre gonna let me borrow it :D

    • db218

      10 years ago

      well you cant come over unless you wanna go home 2morro cuz we are going to my grandmas, but not until later, so ill see what i can do, i can see all zombies and rocking all night xD

    • db218

      10 years ago

      you know you wanna send geoff some luck on his games xD
      but anyways, you are coming over monday... even if you already have something planned, this is now official,my bro wont be here :D

    • db218

      10 years ago

      lol sweet, and i mean if your om really cared she would hav3 called xD

    • db218

      10 years ago

      hey man, sorry about yesterday but yeah things happened xD
      so i think you should wait to come over til like next week with christmas being like 2 days away xD

    • Emre004

      10 years ago

      I am pretty sure it's him, but like you said, you still never know with the Internet. He's got links to his Internet sites everywhere, and he has these awards:

      #69 - Most Subscribed (All Time)
      #18 - Most Subscribed (All Time) - Musicians
      #64 - Most Subscribed (All Time) - Partners
      #97 - Most Viewed (All Time)
      #37 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Musicians
      #84 - Most Viewed (All Time) - Partners

      That I think makes it more likely it's him, as YouTube puts that put, not users.

      I asked him why he sent it, because I'm very curious as to why he would send that to someone like me? I have no idea what in my YouTube account filled with favourites and only 7 videos (only 2 were made by me or a family member) would've gained his interest, and I've barely posted anything to his content (maybe just one comment on Chocolate Rain).

    • db218

      10 years ago

      oh yeah xD duh, hope you can come over, idk though, since im going to my dad 2morro

    • db218

      10 years ago

      holy fuck. it hit her ion both places at once? damn... and true, i didnt expect much xD

    • db218

      10 years ago

      oh, well wtf, why did she get twice, i mean, unless these people are complete retards, they know to hit somebody once, and who combines dodgeball and kcikball? they are the two most violent games around

    • db218

      10 years ago

      sry, computer was messing up hard xD
      and wow, that sucks, i cant believe after the first one that they didnt make her sit down at least

    • db218

      10 years ago

      oh damn, from what? too much hard play with ROTC?

    • db218

      10 years ago

      oh damn, from what? too much hard play with ROTC?

    • db218

      10 years ago

      oh damn, from what? too much hard play with ROTC?

    • db218

      10 years ago

      oh damn, from what? too much hard play with ROTC?

    • db218

      10 years ago

      uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh idk, let me ask my mom when she gets here brah

    • frogfan91

      10 years ago

      hi,

      whats up?

    • Mike FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold Feed Me Memes

      10 years ago

      I use a Hava device to do my recording. But it does not record in HD. If you want high quality recording in HD, I recommend something from Blackmagic.

    • db218

      10 years ago

      hey dude, i know you said you didnt wanna see it, but we should totally go see twilight today just so we can make fun of it, and i mean, what else are we gonna do? so come on, you know you would love to make fun of it, cuz according to billy, thats the fad now XD

    • db218

      10 years ago

      wow... thats.... totally nerdy and fucking sweet

    • Mudgama

      10 years ago

      Awesome! Thanks a lot!

    • Mudgama

      10 years ago

      How about Theif: Deadly Shadows? It was like one of the first third person stealth games.

    • Guthix340

      10 years ago

      this was our first year as a 5A school
      and in our area we have some of the toughest schools

    • db218

      10 years ago

      lolz

    • AustinC

      10 years ago

      I'll do it when I get on next

    • chris_harry

      10 years ago

      You going to upgrade to 8.10? Though its a new ooboontoo I probably wont, I prefer 8.04.. I feel safe there....

      stay at 8.04, i just fixed a networking problem which i was having in 8.10... it feels compleately different, it would be really good if they just kept the GUI all the same...

      10 minutes in, rythum box crashed... looks like i'll have some updating to do..

      and also, i got a wacom bamboo tablet today... :P (PILLS PILLS PILLS!!! wait.. its a little too big for a pill).. :P

      so now i have a challange... working in ubuntu 8.10 and getting my new tablet to work.. HAHA!! *sniff* excuse me if i go crazzy :P

    • AustinC

      10 years ago

      Me and you should play sometime then

    • db218

      10 years ago

      are you serious? damn

    • chris_harry

      10 years ago

      dude, i just figured out how to share files between 2 linux computer... FUCK ITS EASY!!! (unlike a certain OS called VISTA)... :P

      i cant believe its that easy... so easy... its smelly easy...

      and i finally got VNC to work on the main family computer, so now i can control them... AND MAKE THEM HATE WINDOWS!! *evil laugh*...

      well, considering they were using my computer before because the other one wasnt working properly... well, it does say something... :P dude, how have you been??

    • db218

      10 years ago

      lol riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

    • chris_harry

      10 years ago

      you missed me drinking last night... geeze... where was everyone!?!?! they could of asked me questions!! and i would of proberly answered, but with lots and lots of speeling mistakes!!

    • Fins

      10 years ago

      Im not really sure how I should feel about that comment.

    • PapaBrain

      10 years ago

      My argument was not invalid at all.

      McCain has no definitive plan that directly changes what the Bush administration has been doing with the economy the past eight years, which leads to suggest that the financial situation will not change. Clinton, like Obama, is a Democrat and the two of them share several economic policies which leads to suggest that under Obama that the financial situation will change to reflect the economic times of the Clinton administration.

    • AiuaCortana

      10 years ago

      I'm sick of "plain ass Jane" being praised in book series. They only to it to market to the vast majority of girls, who are "plain Janes" who dream about the vampire boyfriend or anything else to make their lives more interesting because they aren't attractive enough to get a real boyfriend or have a decent social life.

    • EmThree

      10 years ago

      Honestly, I got started doing volunteer work at club races with the SCCA. It teaches you a lot about how race weekends work, and just about the racing industry in general. I started that when I was 12 years old, and became the youngest nationally licensed Timing and Scoring chief ever at age 16. At 17, I ran timing and scoring for the American GT Challenge. After a season of that I moved to Virginia and started doing shop work for Synergy Racing, where I met the owner of Apex Speed Technology who picked me up and allowed me to get my feet wet. He taught me the basics of car wiring, general disciplines exercised when working on a race car, and how to put the various bits of software to use most efficiently.

      If you want to get into it, I would say get your feet wet in local club races. Head over to SCCA's website and become a member (it's fairly cheap). Go to races and walk in to help with Timing and Scoring, as they always love to have extra help on weekends. You'll find the work tedious at first, but remember you would be going to network and learn. Other than that I would say have some sort of engineering degree (mechanical/electrical).

    • Cabose_pwns

      10 years ago

      oh....i guess i should have read the rules
      and not have been a Nub....lol
      i know now...so thats good
      thanks

    • Cabose_pwns

      10 years ago

      yeah...i cant see it cause im banned....but what did i do?

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