badmtf

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from sheldon, Birmingham, England!!!!!!! yey

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    • God damn it!

      12 years ago

      badmtf

      can my school get any more chavy!
      realy what the hell is going on, the year 8's are all bloody chavs, and then there is men a year 11 with some mates.......... great i walk home go past 2 of them, blank them. they start giving me shit. So what do i do, i turn round get 1 of them by the neck a tell him to piss of or i will beat the shit out of him...............

      next day.
      they multiply, (at school) they are 10 of them, they give me shit i floor 1 of them and tell them to piss of again!

      Next day...
      More of them! (at school) where the hell do they come from there are about 20 of them, so this time i just blank them

      and so on....
      more and more of them.....getting hard to blank them..

      ......
      on the way to school i had given up on blanking.. i get 1 of them by the neck again, say i will 'kill him' realy words...' ok you little shit who the fuck keeps pissing me of, if you dont tell me i will kick the shit out of you', after this you can see the terror in his eyes, so i put him down and they piss of for 10 minuts, (at school) the best bit, i have all the bloody yesr 8 agains me, what fun..........

      mainly because i made the kid cry, personaly i coundent care less. also it looks like i am in the shit beacuse i got 1 of the heads of my year hunting me down.

      i am ment to be the carm and silent 1, but here i am. What the hell happened to my peaseful world...... like this should mater, i dont care not long till collage.


      -bad

    • Fun 40k facts!

      12 years ago

      badmtf

      all info is of uncyclopedia linky

      Facts and Trivia
      The Immortal God emperor is both cooler than God, as he also has an Empire, and better than Emperor Palpatine, as he's both immortal (alhough looked up in a chair), and not fugly.
      If your general dies in the game, you die in real life.
      The models are actually worth what they cost.
      Warhammer collectors are proven to have 40% better sex than those who do not. With orks.
      Hitler got his idea to invade Poland while reading a battle report in Whitedwarf magazine.
      Warhammer models are made by hand in sweatshops.
      Would make one fucking AWESOME movie...but this is virtually impossible.
      God allegedly copy and pasted Warhammer 40K fan fiction from a PDA file, changing many of the names and renaming it the bible. +
      Most races in the game are equiped with weapons that can go right through people and kill tanks in seconds, but like to beat each other up by slamming their guns at each other instead of shooting.
      The Emperor's real name is Billbo.


      The universe of the game is made up of these primary forces:

      Space Marines: Genetically altered humans crossed with ape DNA, these are the rarest forces in the Imperium yet the most plentiful on the tabletop. They are better than any other guys at anything else. They are divided into "Chapters," such as the Jets and Sharks ("When you're a Jet, you're a Jet all the way, from your first cigarette to your last dying day...") or into Stanzas. There is a subset of "Vamp-Marines," aka "The Blood Angels," aka "The Emo Rangers.", and also the "Imperial Roses" The Space Marines also have their genitalia removed, and as a result, often get jobs as choir singers upon retirement. Space Marines fear The Coming of the Modified Armor Save as that would mean they would have to play like every other army and use buildings, shrubs, dingos, and whatnot for cover from weapon fire.
      Imperial Guard: Normal humans given the short straw that end up using such superior techniques as blinding their foes with cancerous flashlights and red rover defence walls."If we all hold hands real tight and stand in a long line, much like a wall we might be able to stop the giant buggies from passing through our superior grasp" Commisar Rourick's final words on the defence of planet XI 30421. The most common fighting force in the Imperium there are approximately three players in the world that actually use this army on the tabletop.
      Eldar: have nothing to do with elves...in fact they are so unelfy that they are a forgotten dying race with long ears and magic powers... yup nothing like elves at all. Are a teachnologicly advanced race that can't equipe its troops with an armour that can actually defend them, and instead give them armour made of paper mosse.
      Dark Eldar: The same as the Eldar, only they look like they came from an S&M "party". Subject of many, many sexual fantasies by teenagers incapable of looking at/relating to real women.
      Tau: Bunch of commie Aliens. The Imperium (Ultra Capitalist Nominemumeninums Imperi-someshit) hate them because they "Just want everyone to be friends". Which is a completely valid reason!!!
      Note, it is a fact that the only reason to collect these is to use human heads and then give them little stalin moustaches.
      Orks: Talk in a cockney accent all the time, or failing that a fake cockney accent, carry big guns they can't aim worth shit, but there are so many of the fuckers the bullets will wipe you out due to sheer laws of probability. They don't die easily, which is a pity, because they can't spell or have tea parties. Tend to have big axes though. They are also extremely racist, one group of Orks being "The Greenies" and the others being "The Whities", each group having a unbridled hate for each other.
      Chaos Space Marines: Space Marines... only evil and weaker. They put horns on their helmets so they feel like bad-asses and not Space Marine rejects (which they are). Designed so that people won't just play Space Marines, and there will be two armies. Often called "Space Marines with Demons coming out of their arses" Among the many chapters are the Iwon Warriors which are renowned for never losing a game. Many decry that it is the broken rules that give the Iwon Warriors this advantage while Iwon Warriors claim they are the greatest generals ever and they often have sex with females. Both of these are a lie and even Gav Twerp admitted he structured the Iwon Warriors to win the games without effort cause he was sick of other people that played the game in the studio beating him.
      Tyranids: Bunch of bugs that are very hungry, reminiscent of 'Alien', in that they never seem to gain weight. Russians are accused of stealing war tactics from the Tyranids by throwing massive amounts of units at the opposing army with no regard to life. Anyone who plays as Tyranid is therefore a communist. Often renowned for evolving but the figures never really do. By evolving Games Workshop means they cut up old miniatures and stick them together in different ways and call them new. It is a well known fact that Tyranids are the most awesome race.
      Sisters of Battle: Nuns with (bolter) guns who kill anyone in their way (especially men). Their outfits are meant to distract male opponents without actually *showing* anything. The main reason why lots of players never reproduce.
      Daemon Hunters: Will kill you if you have acne or freckles for fear of daemonic possession. Get pissed if you start refering to Daemons as Demons. Includes "Grey Knights" who are super-space marines, and are played by people with even LESS skill.
      Demon Hunters: Same as Daemon Hunters, just spelt differently.

    • Thousand Sons of Tzeentch!

      12 years ago

      badmtf

      The Thousand Sons are the fifteenth of the First-founding Legions, and descend from Magnus, a red-haired, red-skinned, cyclopean giant with an enormous psychic power. When, like other primarchs, he was mysteriously scattered around the galaxy, he fell, to his own fortune, upon Prospero, a world inhabited by psychic outcasts who did their best to seclude themselves from the Imperium. However, Magnus landing on such a convenient land was far from mere luck.

      History
      Prospero was, as records go, pure desolation. However, the first settlers of the planet built a city of rarely seen beauty. Inside this citadel, the outcasts devoted themselves completely to the study of their psychic mutation in order to master their powers. Thus, Magnus could freely develop his full potential far from the sight of man. Time passed and Magnus went from student to adept and from adept to master. When he reached adulthood, someone whose coming he had long foresaw arrived on Prospero: The Emperor.

      As legend tells, the two recognized each other immediately. The Emperor of course acknowledged the giant to be one of his long-lost sons and thus, granted Magnus primacy of the Thousand Sons. Bearing Magnus’s gene-seed, the legion had a predisposal towards mutation and a considerable number of their ranks inherited their primarch’s psychic capabilities.

      Initially, the Thousand Sons’ display of psychic powers was reluctantly tolerated, as it proved to be a powerful weapon during the Great Crusade. Serious suspicion began surrounding Magnus as the hate towards mutants and psykers spread through the Imperium. Eventually, a meeting was held to settle the matter, the result: Magnus vowed never to use sorcery again.

      Nevertheless, Magnus never stopped. In secrecy, he still pursued dark knowledge and practiced sorcery, as he firmly believed it would be for the best of mankind. And certainly, had mankind’s leader not closed his mind, it would have been for the best…

      When the Horus Heresy occurred, Magnus at first used his powers to warn the Emperor about the treachery. The primarch knew that by doing so, he would break his promise to his father, but he was willing to suffer the consequences. Angered by his son’s disobedience, the Emperor ignored the warning and ordered Leman Russ of the Space Wolves to destroy the Thousand Sons.

      The Thousand Sons, though great psykers, did not expect the devastating arrival of the Space Wolves. A long battle was fought between the two chapters, but the Thousand Sons were defeated in the end. After fleeing Prospero, Magnus joined Horus, hoping either to survive or to taste vengeance.

      When the bitter war ended, Magnus and his sons had no option but to flee. As their lair, they chose the Planet of the Sorcerers in the Eye of Terror, and as their new god, they chose Tzeentch, who more than welcomed such gifted pawns.



      The Rubric of Ahriman
      With the embracement of chaos, comes mutation. Members of the legion began suffering horrendous changes and having their bodies and minds twisted in ways only chaos can achieve. Although some saw these changes as a sign of their god’s favor, those of higher understanding knew better, and decided that their search for enlightenment and knowledge could not end in the dreaded transformations they would inevitably suffer. (Magnus, however, was already a very powerful daemon prince) Ahriman, Chief Librarian of the Legion, and second only to Magnus in power, united a conclave of his most trusted sorcerers, and together they cast a spell, currently known as the Rubric of Ahriman, of tremendous magnitude that would save the legion from the fate of mutation. The results were not what Ahriman wanted, much less expected. The Thousand Sons were now safe from the taint of chaos, but at a terrible price. Those who had psychic powers were greatly strengthened. But those who hadn’t had their physical bodies reduced to dust and their souls were damned to live inside their armors forever, changing most of the legion into little more than mindless ghosts. When Magnus heard about the terrible failure, he banished Ahriman and his group from the Planet of the Sorcerers, and now they wander errantly through the Eye of Terror, still pursuing magical knowledge and seeking arcane artifacts. Ahriman’s current goal is to enter the Black Library of the Eldar, and rumor has it that if he succeeded in his quest, his power would grow beyond imagination.

      Combat Doctrine
      Thousand Sons were known to dislike close combat, instead relying on strategy and their psychic abilities. Deceit and guile were their hallmarks, and the legion was commonly criticized for its ways, particularly by Leman Russ, who thought that any battle won by means other than strength and courage was dishonorable. Magnus was confident that he had taught his officers well enough for them to act independently and indeed the legion could function very efficiently without the presence of their primarch.

    • The Unholy Alliance Chapter 2!!

      12 years ago

      badmtf

      I am going to the gig called 'The Unholy Alliance Chapter 2'
      at the N.E.C. in Birmingham.
      and for any that is going....well the main band is SLAYER!!!
      SLAYER!!!! how kool is that,. it is 2morrow.
      So i will have to go strait after school to home then to the N.E.C. with my mates.
      and i got a Standing ticket. EVEN BETTER!!!!

      UnholyAlliancejpg.jpg
      as odd as it sounds, on the ticket (this is a standing Ticket) 'People around you may stand!'
      lol


      -Bad

    • Dawn of War: Dark Crusade Game Review

      12 years ago

      badmtf

      To all the People that can't wait till they can get Dark Crusade because they dont live in the U.S. Like me, i've got a video that you will like.
      Here is a video show all the great Stuff that you can find on Dark Cruade.
      Enjoy!
      Dawn of War: Dark Crusade Game Review

    • [MeTaL] Clan!

      12 years ago

      badmtf

      me and my mates have made are own clan for mainly C&C Generals.
      But we do play other games as a clan.
      we have just got a web site up and running for the clan so....
      any way if you would like to join it dose help if u have a mike and u will need zero hour.!
      the MeTaL clan web site [MeTaL] Clan

    • THE BEST DOW |||VIDEO EVER

      12 years ago

      badmtf

      this is the coolist video ever made of dark crusade!

      just watch it even if u dont like DOW just watch!

      The into to Dark Crusade!!!
      KICK ASS!

    • THANK GOD!!

      12 years ago

      badmtf

      finaly.. i ahve finished most of my IT cours work, the only thing left is to right up my web site that i made....(damn)
      but still, dose any 1 here know how to make a microsoft word Macro? plz anser because if u do u are 1 of a little amount.
      and it is a pain in the ASS! to make and write up about.

      apart from that not a bad week end, only 6-5 day till i get company of herose!! (yey :))


      -BAD

    • Course Work!

      12 years ago

      badmtf

      i hate year 11......so much course work that needs to be done...there is to much of it!
      it is over flowing! GNVQICT course work, Math's, English, Graphics!!!

      it is over flowing, i am drowning in it.......and to top it all of, my school now has lesson 6! on monday and tusday!..... it is to much.........HELP ME!!!!

      -Bad

    • more updates

      12 years ago

      badmtf

      well......
      to day was my first day of work experirnce
      it was fun.....i am need sleep. but i had a good time, for my first day it went realy well.

      birthday......
      well... i got a half a Gb MP3 play which is cool.
      but the main thing is my new guitar!
      it truly kick's ass!!!!!
      have a look at my pic's...it owns

      warhammer 40k
      time i did an update on them.
      each week i have a main game at GW.
      testing my 1k sons the the max. and now i have soom flamer's of Tzeentch to own my enemys of Tzeentch with.
      and agian pop over to my pic's and have a look at my new flamers.


      bad

  • Comments (432)

    • GHOSTspark

      11 years ago

      yo i kno doughnut6666 and those r some cool pics and i dont hav an xbox360 so i cant play online so i dont kno any of the clans but i just made friend request wanna kno u

    • Haldeth

      11 years ago

      Oh well, thanks anyway!

    • Haldeth

      11 years ago

      Hey you don't by chance have pix of ultrasmurfs do you?

    • Haldeth

      11 years ago

      g'day mate.

    • Haldeth

      11 years ago

      's up?

    • jonundead

      11 years ago

      QLD,toowoomba

    • jonundead

      11 years ago

      ya i kinda know the time difference between here and the UK
      i only just found out where u live

      i love England

    • jonundead

      11 years ago

      it's 6:35PM

    • jonundead

      11 years ago

      well it is night time here
      but fine had stupid sport shit today i soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored

    • jonundead

      11 years ago

      hey wats up

    • khaardun

      11 years ago

      Thought has crossed my mind, but not yet, I got my black crusade to do

    • khaardun

      11 years ago

      I could be wrong, but he did not steal a space wolf helmet, I said he stole a helmet from the thousand sons when the space wolves attacked prospero. Though the helmet looks alot like his pre-heresy version without the horns so I must be wrong

    • khaardun

      11 years ago

      I just noticed your comment about ahriman has not changed much, he has actually, the only thing that has not changed is his helmet, because he took it from prospero during the sacking by the space wolves

    • TECH_13

      11 years ago

      sup.....

    • khaardun

      11 years ago

      Abaddon is a freaking power house now, he has ALL of the benefits of the 4 chaos cults/marks, his talon and sword count as one daemonic weapon and can grant +1d6 attacks and can be re-rolled for hits and wounds. Also he is now immune to instant death.

      Ahriman has all psychic powers except for slaanesh and nurgle of course, can use up to three psychic powers.

      Typhus has not had much done for him, other than of course the manreaper being a force weapon, and nurgle rot does not need a psychic test in order to past, not to mention the weapon and nurgles rot can be used at the same time.

      Lucius now has a Doom Siren, can remove attacks from enemies and does wounds whenever he makes a save in close combat

      Fabius bile now has Feel No Pain now in addition to a 5+ Invulnerable. Can still enhance models. and has some added attacks

    • khaardun

      11 years ago

      actually the first person to actually have the man reaper (and the geniune article) is Mortarion, because nurgle fashioned him to look like the reaper during the incident in the warp when the death guard made their way to terra.

      In the new rules, Typhus's manreaper is actually a force weapon with daemonic properties.

    • jonundead

      11 years ago

      thanks for the comments

      ONE VISION ONE PURPOSE
      THE TECHNOLOGY OF PEACE
      IN THE THE NAME OF KANE
      KANE LIVE IN DEATH
      INNNN THEEE NAAAAAMMME OF KANE
      PEACE THROUGH POWER!!!!

    • Irishdemon

      11 years ago

      the grim tales comic

      im going to get off so talk to you some other time

    • Irishdemon

      11 years ago

      thanks on the info

    • gothlegend

      11 years ago

      there is no such thing as too happy to be goth

    • tarheelboi

      11 years ago

      i can play songs like hey there delilah and animal i have become, i play pretty much anything with alot of guitar in it

    • tarheelboi

      11 years ago

      you play bass??? awesome, i play lead guitar, what can you play?

    • Church_rocks

      11 years ago

      Lulz, you finally changed you avatar. xD

    • Foamy26

      11 years ago

      Thanks for the image comment.

    • sheridan666

      11 years ago

      yep i just wanted to let you know

    • sheridan666

      11 years ago

      hi have you seen the other endings for episode 100?

    • Haldeth

      11 years ago

      Yea, me too. I am taking history and Science online.

    • Haldeth

      11 years ago

      Not much I got to Jump with the Germans a few days ago. How about you?

    • Haldeth

      11 years ago

      'S up

    • Haldeth

      11 years ago

      Hot and Rainy.

    • Haldeth

      11 years ago

      How are things in the UK theses days?

    • khaardun

      12 years ago

      yes, I am just asking for character ideas, I already got 2 down and I am thinking of several more, can be chaos, can be anything.

    • broken_halo

      12 years ago

      C,Tan

      and the full thingy i was reading in one fo the Inqasition books is that a theory is that if they found the Emperor's Biological sons and fed them into the Emperor himself the same way that countless ppl of fed to him threw the golden thrown to keep him alive is that it would either make him whole again and in which case the imperium would be kick ass once more OR doom the entire human rase and make another chaos god destroy terra as its born and the HIgh Lords of Terra are too much of pussy's to do that.

      there is also the primarch's that were still loyal to the emperor that could come back that are still about...somwhere
      Rogal Dorn of the Imperial Fists
      Dark Angels primarch
      Space Wolves Primarch
      and then there are the 2 leigons , Founding chapters that are not even on imperial records and they would also have their own primarchs also. From what i have been reading. The Emperor simply did not come across them during the crusade and there for did not reward them with their legion which means the 2 legions with out a primarch just got split into the other legions ranks or was made into a 2nd founding chapter. BUT even that is unknown

    • broken_halo

      12 years ago

      the macine god is a necron god aint it "Void Dragon" ?

    • Gin_Ichimaru

      12 years ago

      My marines are not sisters of battle.

      They're from chapter "Rose Marines"

    • wingedraptor

      12 years ago

      level two of contest is up!

    • Bob_Long

      12 years ago

      sweet, thanks

    • Moldorm

      12 years ago

      Guess what I got at walmart today for my 360 smiley0.gif

    • khaardun

      12 years ago

      ROBES ON POWER ARMOUR IS THA NEW SEX!!!

      EVEN MY CHAOS LORD SAYS SO!!!

      *Ahem*

      sorry got carried away there.

    • khaardun

      12 years ago

      just because they are wearing robes, does not mean they are dark angels.

      Remember, space marines are monks.

      but yeah I love the dark angels imagry and robes so I wanted to use them for my marine chapter.

      and just to add salt to wounds/insult to injury, my DIY chapter is allies to the Ordo Malleus.

    • pimpmidget

      12 years ago

      BMFWallet.jpg

    • Church_rocks

      12 years ago

      Hey man, I just want to let you know I love you. I love all of my friends, I hold each of them dear and I break out crying when I'm faced with the thought that they might not wanna be my friend anymore.

    • Irishwolf111

      12 years ago

      sweet warhammer pic

    • Foamy26

      12 years ago

      and the comment which i almost over looked. It is a pretty good story, though there are many parts of about the anime i dont like, but at the same time it would be hard to tell the story any other way and get the same effect. so overall it does not rate that high with me, but at the same time it something i will watch again more then likely.

    • Foamy26

      12 years ago

      Thanks for the mod.

    • khaardun

      12 years ago

      no, its actually meant to be a journal series based on me collecting my black legion as well as aspects of the hobby and other tid bits, you will probably get a better idea once I start it

    • wingedraptor

      12 years ago

      NICE! Love elfen lied!

    • wingedraptor

      12 years ago

      I have a pic contest worth 60 mods check it out

    • scooterdj13

      12 years ago

      Check out my new journal its pretty good!!!

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