bary_jon_200

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from Coventry, Uk

  • Activity

    • 7 years ago

      bary_jon_200

      nice to be back after a few years off. Where do I start I have had a child a few weeks ago which is now keeping me extremely busy and have agot a new job. What have you guys been up2?

    • Hello

      9 years ago

      bary_jon_200

      Hi All

      I know it has been an extremely long time since i last logged on here and actually updated anything but i thought now i had a bit more free time i would. Well a lot has happened in the past year. Got made redundant at work then 2 works latter got a new job back at the same place. Been working shit loads and also going on holiday! Woohoo.

      Anyways just a quick update. Laters

    • Dont try this at home

      11 years ago

      bary_jon_200

      People Basketball

      You have a choice here
      A This are cool
      B This is stupid

      I will let you decide

    • Rules Of Shotgun

      11 years ago

      bary_jon_200

      History Lesson:
      The name for the seat adjacent to that of the driver comes to us from the American "old"/"wild" west. Aside from a railroad ticket, Stagecoach was the only means of transport during this period. Stagecoaches were also a common means of transporting things of value (eg... payroll money, high ticket merchandise). In this period of lawlessness and hostile natives, protection was necessary. Admittedly most people back then were packing some heat, but for added safety, a stagecoach would always have an extra man. He would sit next to the driver and was armed with a shotgun. This was known as riding shotgun; hence we have “shotgun†to call the front seat of a vehicle.

      Rules
      1. The shotgunner must be in clear sight of the car, and shotgun can be called regardless of whether the driver is in sight of the car
      2. If you are the first to be picked up on a journey you are automatically given shotgun. You retain this position for the entire journey, unless you violate rules 12, 17, 23 or any other rules stipulating the loss of shotgun.
      3. You cannot declare shotgun if someone has previously declared shotgun for that journey.
      4. When simultaneous shotgun is called, there is then a foot race to the passenger side door from all the people who called.
      5. Shotgun cannot be called whilst inside a building (unless you are in a multi-storey or underground car park!)
      6. Shotgun cannot be called in advance, only whilst on the way to the car for the journey.
      7. Once shotgun has been called the driver has the option of a reload. The driver yells “reload†and this means that all previous calls of shotgun are void and the first person to call shotgun again gets the seat. This is helpful if the driver really doesn’t like the person who first called shotgun. It is often used when there is a simultaneous call and the driver is unsure of the outcome. Note that a shotgun has only 2 barrels so a reload can only be called once.
      8. Ja rob rule...if he’s in the car shotgun now means back left, so he cant punch you every time a yellow car goes past.
      9. Once shotgun has been called for the front seat then back left and back right can be called. This effectively leaves the slowest person to travel in the middle (of the “bitch†seat).
      10. Because everyone is created equal, men have the same right to the front seat of the car as women (ie women don't own the front seat!).
      11. If the regular driver of the vehicle is drunk or otherwise unable to perform their duties as driver, then he/she is automatically given shotgun.
      12. Once the journey has begun, the driver is the obvious controller of the tunes. However if they feel the road requires their full attention, or they simply cannot be arsed any more, duty is passed to the shotgunner. However putting on crap tunes or allowing for silence when the iPod finishes a song or ANY instances of TAKE THAT will result in demotion to bitch seat.
      13. Anyone calling shotgun must have his or her shoes on. This is to stop people running outside and calling shotgun, then having to go back inside to put their shoes on and slowing the journey. This is known as the Shoe Rule.
      14. Shotgun overrules Dibs, Baggsies and other girly calls!
      15. Despite the debate, shotgun CAN be used to shotgun things other than the front seat (eg back left, back right, women, not going to answer the door, etc).
      16. When travelling with a couple, one of the couple MUST shotgun the front. No one wants to chauffer two of their mates whilst they are in the back all over each other.
      17. If someone has successfully called shotgun, they have the right to the front seat. They do not have the right to correct the driver on their navigation skills ("take a left here you dickhead!") or driving ability ("I'd be in third gear if I was driving"). If the passenger does this, then they forfeit their position as shotgun holder.
      18. If someone says, "what’s shotgun?" after it has been called then they have to walk.
      19. If the shotgunner attempts to open the door just as the driver is unlocking it and jams the lock half open so that the driver needs to lock it and unlock it again, the shotgunner forfeits their position. This is known as shotgun suicide.
      20. The holder of shotgun assumes the responsibility for all gate opening, off license nipping into, takeaway ordering and question asking. He/she is in essence the copilot and therefore the enforcer of behavior in the vehicle and exacter of slaps/punches/water spraying/bag throwing at the passengers in the back.
      21. Automatic "couple's rights act 1997". This law states that, if the driver is the boyfriend/girlfriend of a passenger in the car, this person has the right to the seat of their choice.
      22. If one of the potential occupants of the vehicle is dressed (convincingly) as a pirate then they are given automatic shotgun. In the event of more than one pirate being present, a sword fight shall determine the successful shotgunner. This is known as The Pirate Rule.
      23. When driving past a woman walking a dog, everyone in the car must shout out the window, "who's walking who?†It is the shotgunner’s responsibility and failure to spot potential heckling, results in demotion to the bitch seat!
      24. When riding in a 2 or 3 door car, it is the responsibility of the shotgunner to allow rear passengers in and out of the back of the car, NOT THE DRIVERS!! Regardless of the weather conditions.
      25. Obviously the previous rule on the subject didn’t clarify things completely with everyone coming up with a new rule that over rules shotgun. NOTHING overrules shotgun. Shotgun is final and cannot be overruled!!!!
      26. It is the successful shotgunners responsibility to be on the look out for any police and/or speed cameras. if the shotgunner doesn't spot a speed camera and this results in a speeding ticket it is immediately their fault and not the drivers.
      27. anyone posting links to shit websites that no one cares about will be permanently demoted to the bitch seat.

    • New Years

      11 years ago

      bary_jon_200

      I know i am a few days late but i would just like to take a few minutes to wish everyone a happy new year and that this year will be much better than the last. So far its been four days into it and i have spent most of that time in bed with the flu, still nothings perfect is it. LoL.

      On a different topic my ex-gf who was slightly crazy is now trying to turn all my friends against me by saying that i was becoming over-possessive and needy in our relationship and also always bugging her after we split up. I mean wtf where does she get this shit from, ive not spoke to her for nearly 2months and that was only because she was bugging me. Anyways rant over.

      Speak 2u all soon. smiley0.gifsmiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • Halo The Movie

      11 years ago

      bary_jon_200

      Apparently Latest is that the film is back on and there are a bit of footage that looks as though it could be possible into making the film

      Halo The Movie

      Anyways hope your all good and had a merry holidays.

    • Headhunted

      11 years ago

      bary_jon_200

      Hey all

      I got an email the other day to say that this contract agency are wanting me to go and take an interview with them about possibly going to work for one of there customers. Either Mclaren, Bentley or Aston Martin. FUCK YEAH. That would be amazing, also going to watch the ice-hockey this weekend and finish getting ready for christmas. Hope your all goood.

      Speak 2u soon, Paul

    • Hey

      11 years ago

      bary_jon_200

      I know i have been very distant on here as i only check it once every few months but i am still alive and all is going really well for me. Work has been absolutely manic with my new role as dont know shit and have to learn fast. Things are good also after my ex split up with me, worked out really well for me and not quite so good for her. Think she regretted it but all my mates tell me im better off without her (thanks people tell me this afterwards!)

      Anyways hope your all doing well, if you wanna chat send me a friend request on msn - paulbarber815@hotmail.co.uk or
      bary_jon_200 - AIM

      Take it easy

    • ALIVE

      12 years ago

      bary_jon_200

      Hey all sorry not been on here for ages hope everyone is doing well, i will try and get online a little more soon so can check all your journals, pictures you all have been busy. I will put another journal up in the week updating you on my busy couple of months! Finally ere are some house pictures, Speak 2u soon.

      Im on msn a lot paulbarber815@hotmail.co.uk if you wanna chat, Laters! smiley0.gif

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    • 1 Chance

      12 years ago

      bary_jon_200

      1 question.
      1 chance.
      1 honest answer.
      Thats all you get.

      You get to ask me 1 question. Any one question, anything, no matter how crazy it is. Ill send you a message back with the response or may post it in the journal depending on the type of questions asked!

      No catch. But I challenge you to repost this and see what people ask you.

  • About Me

  • Comments (824)

    • Suto_Griff

      7 years ago

      OMG, YOU'RE ALIVE/BACK!

      What up mate?

    • Suto_Griff

      10 years ago

      Happy holidays bro. Hope you're out there having a good one.

    • muzix_Chick8

      11 years ago

      HEY!!!!!
      its been forever!
      how you been?
      i've been pretty good smiley0.gif

    • muzix_Chick8

      11 years ago

      2 MONTHS??
      thats unjust
      sign in
      and say hey to me = )

    • simmous

      11 years ago

      no we get flu shots

    • muzix_Chick8

      11 years ago

      Mr. Paul!
      just droppin by to say hey!

    • simmous

      11 years ago

      ha u got the flu here u don't know what the flu is

    • Fallout

      11 years ago

      I'd love to do that, but the time restrictions kill that idea. Definetly something I have to do before I leave New York thought!

    • muzix_Chick8

      11 years ago

      lol i AM happy
      i just wont be able to keep it on the DL if i show it smiley8.gif

    • muzix_Chick8

      11 years ago

      lol now were talkin business!

    • muzix_Chick8

      11 years ago

      lol send the hat my way!
      i wont tell on you, promise lol
      he'll never have to know

    • muzix_Chick8

      11 years ago

      lol ohhh is it your hat?!?

    • muzix_Chick8

      11 years ago

      lol she might be
      but
      you can always tell her that i'd give it back
      if i dont "accidently" lose it first lol

    • nativegolf

      11 years ago

      So like "slug bug",, same concept,,, except when see VW beetles. smiley0.gif

    • CountryRip87

      11 years ago

      Hello,how are you ,are you well ? Man, i tell you what, i love the premiere league...................................we never lose OOOooosh.
      Every dog has his day..woof

    • Jessy

      11 years ago

      Global rule!!!!
      j/k

    • Jessy

      11 years ago

      History Lesson:
      The name for the seat adjacent to that of the driver comes to us from the American "old"/"wild" west.


      Duh.
      GAH!

    • muzix_Chick8

      11 years ago

      lol yeah
      and i hope you get to feeling better smiley1.gif
      the flu sucks smiley3.gif

    • muzix_Chick8

      11 years ago

      Thought i'd stop by and say hey smiley0.gif
      i'll hopefully get around to your new updates soon
      been busy
      it sucks smiley3.gif
      Take care smiley8.gif

    • eregon5

      11 years ago

      yup. see if you ever have to miss her class, unless youre a prized latin student of hers like i am, then she yells at you. she hit me on the head with a box when i didnt put my name in it for our othello recitations..... not hard though.

    • TheMatt

      11 years ago

      Same old thing. Family, drinks..... family yels for drinking.

    • simmous

      11 years ago

      yer i got the firend box set 4 x mas or my sis did

    • SweetSnicker

      11 years ago

      Yeah, I miss not working. I start up next month though. Looking foward to it!

    • SweetSnicker

      11 years ago

      Yes, LoL, Vegas was awesome ^_^ How have you been??

    • CountryRip87

      11 years ago

      ..................thanks for the mods.
      Did you see. FA Cup City vs Blackburn. If we lose im not coming on for a week. If we win.........

    • CountryRip87

      11 years ago

      Cool - does that mean you have or could aquire the knowledge to be able to enter the cars you work on at will . Sheesh ,do ya see the way my mind works.Its very worrying.

    • SorvatS

      11 years ago

      none for now, you?

    • Hydro626 FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      keep watching. itll make sense in good time.

    • Rainfall

      11 years ago

      sweet

    • Rainfall

      11 years ago

      i have... a 68 and 69.
      RT, 440 so... BEAT THAT!

    • Rainfall

      11 years ago

      thanks 4 the comments

    • CountryRip87

      11 years ago

      true true - if it means me not doing -
      Ok ok ok Mclaren - Aston Martin - Bentley - all quality firms - im curious just what is it you do ?

    • CountryRip87

      11 years ago

      ha ha ooooooh you bitch ; )

    • muzix_Chick8

      11 years ago

      lol i think im tired, so i might so to bed early
      im suppose to go to the movies tomorrow, i might see i am legend, i heard it was good^_^

    • Jessy

      11 years ago

      Been pretty good :) Same old same old

    • muzix_Chick8

      11 years ago

      i have a 73% on my gov. final, you know how awesome that is??? i have a B in that class, and its a high B smiley0.gifsmiley0.gif and i have lik 3 more hours of school and im out!
      omgosh we get off school and work on the same days!

    • nickelknight

      11 years ago

      cool thanks thats probably why i never heard of it.

      ps: it kinda looks like the wii.

    • SorvatS

      11 years ago

      Hey whats up....I'm good, you?

    • muzix_Chick8

      11 years ago

      i do agree, hopefully since i get a week and a half break ill be able to get on more and we can chat some smiley0.gif and im doing good, 1 more day of school then im out till the third! boo-ya smiley0.gifsmiley0.gif so excited smiley8.gif

    • nativegolf

      11 years ago

      See,, like I said,, there are plenty of fish in the sea..... I'll have a couple extra drinks cheering for you to just be happy

    • TravelingDarren

      11 years ago

      Thanks man. Hopefully it works out for the best. I found a really nice chick that I just started dating. Things are a little rocky, but hopefully they will smooth out.

    • CountryRip87

      11 years ago

      Pushing on. I wonder if theyll ask if youve ever worked for Ferrari. Just say yes and theyll be like ``your in son``. ;}
      Working on the F1 side of Mclaren ,cause that would be cool.

    • CountryRip87

      11 years ago

      hey,hey, are you still at jag ?

    • Avsy

      11 years ago

      Check out my latest journal.
      If you havent already.
      Please and thank you.

    • nativegolf

      11 years ago

      How you been so far?
      Take care.

    • x_xxRVBxx_x

      11 years ago

      Your Banner has been on my profile for ageessssss!

      Its the only one I have.. *sniff sniff* ;) hehe

    • muzix_Chick8

      11 years ago

      Mr. Paul
      where have you been?

    • Jessy

      11 years ago

      We lost you!!
      Come back!

    • urbanlegend

      11 years ago

      good 4 u... hope everything works out

    • urbanlegend

      12 years ago

      koo.. so u got a room-mate or anything

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