beefgir

Male
from Chicago, IL

  • Activity

    • First time ever!

      11 years ago

      beefgir

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      im told that is the generic name for this, and as much as i hate it to sound "ghetto" i guess it is going to.
      so, who can get to Chicago for this booty call? who will "put out" for beef!
      i dont care how old u are, as long as u have boobs. and im not talking man boobs. im talking actual female boobs! and if u are guy with implants, god damn it u stay far away from here.
      now who can do it? sign up below.

    • the Ledgend or NEIL!

      11 years ago

      beefgir

      the Ledgend or NEIL!
      episode 1 and 2.
      Fuckin hilarious!

      Episode 1

      Episode 2

    • 360 IMAGE SPOTS!?!?!?!?

      11 years ago

      beefgir

      HOLY FUCKIN SHIT!!!
      i dont think i can post 360 new images every 2 weeks! thats insane!!!

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    • PORN FOR THE BLIND

      11 years ago

      beefgir

      its a site for porn for blind people! all they do is tell u what is going on in the video. no actual porn is shown. they even have 2girls1cup. so go nuts and listen to it at work and school.

      www.pornfortheblind.org/

    • Nintendo

      11 years ago

      beefgir

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      THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT NINTENDO HAS BECOME!
      i have been saying from the beginning that the wii was a stupid idea for gaming, and i was rite. now Nintendo has given up on gamers and is just spoon feeding there cheep stupid crap to small kids and old people!
      now some of u may be thinking, "but they gave us metroid prime 3 and zelda, and those all turned out great. why would they stop if they have proven that they can use the wii for games."
      the truth is, those games like metroid prime, zelda smash brothers, those where all promised to gamers before the wii even came out. they where what gave gamers the reason the buy the wii.
      so basically they gave u zelda almost at launch, then sat around making there stupid mini games, and realizing they can make money without actualy spending time thinking of games. then the gamers come back and are like "um... hey, hello? did u forget about us. we are still here."
      and Nintendo was like, "oh yeah, my bad. how could we forget our fans. here is metroid prime 3."
      so then everyone was happy and they went back to making there mini games.
      then after a wile the gamers came back. "u know, its been quite a wile since we have had anything new... whats going on? dont forget about us..."
      and Nintendo is like "oh, hello there. who are u? oh thats rite, gamers. loyal fans. well dont worry. here is a new mario game" and everyone was happy.
      so allot more time passes and gamers come back. "so... its been a really long time... we need a game! i could have gotten an xbox, but i trust that u will have something better than that stupid halo game they have. do u have anything for us?"
      so Nintendo is all like "god damn it why do u people keep bugging us. u want a game? here is super smash brothers! now go! go play it and leave me alone!"
      so, much more time passes and the fans are content. but after a wile, they start to get worried again. "hello... mr Nintendo... we need a new game... its been forever.... please help us! we are duying out slowly. some of us have actually started to go outside... and then they never come back... we need your help!"
      and Nintendo is all like, "FUCK! god damn it all of u are really starting to piss me off! i cant take much more of this! always pecking and poking, begging for a new game! we are the biggest gaming company out there. we dont have time to just make video games just for u! here! take mario cart and leave us the fuck alone! "
      so what is left of the gamers are happy. but then after a wile, they come back to try and see mr Nintendo only to find that he disconnected the phone line that they where using to call him. so now they have no way of talking to Nintendo. so they wait for E3 where they will get a chance to meet mr Nintendo and actually talk to him and hear his big future plans. but this is what mr Nintendo wound up saying.
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      and the gamers where crushed.

      so now i ask u, WHAT DO U THINK ABOUT NINTENDO?

    • An idea

      11 years ago

      beefgir

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      here is something that would never work.
      a laxative, with the side effect of being an aphrodisiac to women. OH GOD THE MESS!!!!

    • FFFFFFFFFUCK!!!

      11 years ago

      beefgir

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      MY COMPUTER STOPPED WORKING AGAIN!!!

    • 21

      11 years ago

      beefgir

      ¬.¬

      hmm... i think many of u are confused.
      yes i did get drunk on my birthday.
      no i did not just watch walle and then go home.

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      i dont think i will be drinking any time again soon. i dont want to wind up stupid and broke.

  • About Me

  • Comments (3965)

    • breakXbreak

      11 years ago

      Haha, I'm not quite sure what that has to do with anything I said.
      [X]

    • Xbox_180

      11 years ago

      ROFLCOPTER!
      That's fucking funny.

    • breakXbreak

      11 years ago

      You have a penis.
      Its a LOT harder to get on my friends list if you have one of those.
      XD
      [X]

    • breakXbreak

      11 years ago

      Quite the contrary sir.
      I met you as trigun221.
      But that might've been a year or two ago.
      [X]

    • breakXbreak

      11 years ago

      How lame that you forgot me.
      [X]

    • GoGetta236

      11 years ago

      k

    • breakXbreak

      11 years ago

      Where might this news have come from?
      [X]

    • GoGetta236

      11 years ago

      No shit. Now, tell me how to send the pics back. I have no idea when it comes to that.

    • GoGetta236

      11 years ago

      I watched her video. lol

    • GoGetta236

      11 years ago

      Its a wonder u dont keep them.

    • GoGetta236

      11 years ago

      Wat up perve? LOL. JK. What have u been doing?

    • Sir_Nick

      11 years ago

      I think she knows that you found the sites =/

    • Sir_Nick

      11 years ago

      You're an evil man/

    • Sir_Nick

      11 years ago

      If that grandma wasn't so bad ass, I'd have many different images.

    • Sir_Nick

      11 years ago

      Thought so.

      I uploaded those CINNAMON ROLLL images in one day; my hand was killing me. I see you also have 360 images.

    • Sir_Nick

      11 years ago

      Not much, but you've really proven your prowess as a /b/tard. =S
      I've got to know, is your 4chan working? Mine is down =/

    • Sir_Nick

      11 years ago

      Oh jeez, Steve, you're crazy.

    • crazychick06

      11 years ago

      i hope your happy with yourself

    • crazychick06

      11 years ago

      maybe if you delete that
      please
      its not even funny anymore
      im seriously crying right now

    • crazychick06

      11 years ago

      no, this is not even funny.
      its just sick.
      i am 15 years old
      why are you even looking at me?
      or my pictures?
      im not even messing with you anymore
      im asking you nicely
      and sincerely
      will you please take those down?
      please?
      i dont care keep them on your computer if you want to
      thats fine with me
      just as long as you please do not post them on the internet

    • barks94

      11 years ago

      shes just a dumb bitch isnt she?

    • griffball101

      11 years ago

      xcuse me

      what is up steven?

    • crazychick06

      11 years ago

      do i honestly need to give details???
      what the fuck man!
      i hope you know that shit is illegal
      you have no ownership rights to those pictures at all
      and yes you CAN and WILL be punished for it

    • barks94

      11 years ago

      im still laughing over here. shes not that smart

    • crazychick06

      11 years ago

      FUCKING DO IT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!
      MOTHER FUCKER
      DO NOT MESS WITH ME
      MY FATHER IS A LAWYER
      AND WE DO NOT WANT TO BRING HIM INTO THIS NOW DO WE??
      I WILL HAVE YOUR ASS

    • crazychick06

      11 years ago

      uhm nooo
      that is really messed up
      and creepy
      so stop

    • crazychick06

      11 years ago

      yeah uhm
      if you could NOT save my pictures thatd be great
      ...i dont even know you
      and thats just fucked up

    • griffball101

      11 years ago

      sup beefy?

    • shadowk27

      11 years ago

      lol nice
      well man like i said your photos are funny keep up the good work :)

    • shadowk27

      11 years ago

      yo your photos are funny as hell man where do you get them?

    • GoGetta236

      11 years ago

      Random friends are awesome, eh? Well look me up.

    • griffball101

      11 years ago

      o really
      i bet

    • griffball101

      11 years ago

      what is up........?

    • Midna

      11 years ago

      yeah!

    • Midna

      11 years ago

      oh i see

    • Midna

      11 years ago

      wow! yyour right

    • griffball101

      11 years ago

      XD

    • Midna

      11 years ago

      yeah i do

    • griffball101

      11 years ago

      o_O

    • Midna

      11 years ago

      i had no idea!

    • griffball101

      11 years ago

      not really a hentai fan ethier

    • Midna

      11 years ago

      yes because i always thought she was pretty

    • Midna

      11 years ago

      taomon is my all time fav

    • griffball101

      11 years ago

      i watch the intro i said fuck dis i'm watchin some porn

    • Midna

      11 years ago

      thanks for the comment

    • griffball101

      11 years ago

      nerver liked that sho

    • griffball101

      11 years ago

      hey whats up

    • Xhyra

      11 years ago

      How the hell are you able to do that?

    • boros

      11 years ago

      IT IS AWESOME!!! x3

    • blargblarg3

      11 years ago

      THE INTERNET NEVER LIES.



      but seriously that sucks if it is true.

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