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    • oh...

      11 years ago

      billthedork

      and like tomorrow is like my day of uterine expolsion. ill be a big ol' 24. jesus i feel older than that. and whats cooler is watching the number on my profile change... WOOHOO!

    • idea...

      11 years ago

      billthedork

      ok, so i was sitting at work today and i was just amazed at all the people that were in the triage that didnt need to be there for one reason or another. you see, i think that people that come in with toe fungus or a splinter doesnt need to come to an ER. well, i pondered what could be done to weed out the un-needed people, and ive come up with it. any patient that comes into triage that is there for a bullshit reason, we give them a foley... oh yes, a long rubber part up their pee-hole to extract urine. just think about it... would you come to a place that puts a latex tube in your pee-hole if you have a headache or splinter? HELL NO! actually, FUCK NO! i wouldnt... you wouldnt... well, you might if youre a sick fuck.

      i said pee-hole...

    • lazy people

      11 years ago

      billthedork

      i cant stand it. it really pisses me off when someone will sit and wait with their freakin' turn signal (directional) while you back out of a parking spot so they can park there because they are too lazy to walk a bit. whats worse is when they get out of the car and the person really could use the excerise.
      inside the parking deck of the hospital that i work at, there are spots for compact cars only and im sorry, parking a fucking VAN or F350 there doesnt constitute a compact car. not only that, they end up taking up more than one spot, making people (like myself) with compact cars drive around looking out in BFE for another spot.
      oh, and what about the people that get in the "10 items or less" line and have 20? i mean, i know that people are in a hurry more and more these days, but damn, read the flippin' sign. of course, they arent really lazy, they are just rude.

    • blasted taco bell!!!

      11 years ago

      billthedork

      i do love me some taco bell, in fact, i like it so much, im sure i boost their stocks up big time. but you know what chaps my ass? they never add enough cheese to their freakin tacos! they add more and more lettuce than cheese and sometimes more lettuce than meat. AACK! im not a freakin' rabbit nor a vegetable eater (at least on a regular basis). and if you ask for cheese, they charge for extra cheese on ALL the tacos. fucking cheap-skates

    • wtf?

      11 years ago

      billthedork

      i am 23 years old and just learned what manner of a creature this is...

      47b8df33b3127cceb3c96277b87b0000002.jpg

    • aint that a bitch?

      11 years ago

      billthedork

      ive been working in an ER for almost 5 years and i really enjoy my job. and every year, the hospital gives a bonus to us for working and what not. there are some issues with this bonus though that i thought i would share to get some opinions...

      1) you can not have gotten any write-ups in a calendar year
      2) you have to have worked over 1000hrs
      3) its heavily taxed
      4) oh, and did i mention that its tied to a survey that we as employees have to take?

      so yes, its based off this survey about employee satisfaction. so basically, we have to lie about our happiness or lack thereof in order to get said bonus. how about that shit? i mean, if im unhappy, i think i should share that with those who ask, right? WRONG! nobody here cares and so nobody here is valued. sadly, this is the norm and because people want/need their bonus, they are forced to lie about their respective happinesses. of course, the big-wigs get their happy lil bonuses and yeah...
      but this bonus that i speak of for us 'pee-ons' is nothing grand... just a mere 3% of our yearly salary. now that may sound great, but the higher-ups are bringing a mere 20% of their annual salary. hmmm....
      and then we look at write-ups. i dont even want to go into how many i have, but lets just say that in 5 years, ive only gotten 1 bonus and that was last year. its all up to the managers that want to pursue the write-ups in regards to the bonus. so if you have a prick boss, guess what? you arent getting this bonus no matter how many extra hours youve worked for them or how often you help out when they are in a bind. oh well, i have to say that i love the motto, "scratch my back, ill fuck you over"

    • happy late holidays...

      11 years ago

      billthedork

      good effin mornin' to ya folks

      i hope everything was great for you guys on the holidays and you were safe and what not.

    • *grumble grumble*

      11 years ago

      billthedork

      i hate christmas music... its the same songs by different people OVER AND OVER!!!

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  • Comments (1117)

    • queenlisa23

      11 years ago

      lol i would love that

    • queenlisa23

      11 years ago

      aye its ok till i have to go back to work tomorrowrrrrr and work for 5days grrrr

    • queenlisa23

      11 years ago

      in the house need time of my 360 lol i have been play it all day tryin to get my 10g's sado i kno

    • queenlisa23

      11 years ago

      whats the craic?

    • TheCC

      11 years ago

      huh? not until July.

    • emilyyy

      11 years ago

      schatze, I would in a split second!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

    • lttlecaboose

      11 years ago

      i just feel dumb always writing cliched beginnings...it bothers the hell out of me, i started just being off the wall with my beginning topics...seems to work okay...lol

    • lttlecaboose

      11 years ago

      you and your 79 degree weather...grr...oh well i like snow....
      why are first sentences of papers so hard to make interesting....?

    • lttlecaboose

      11 years ago

      I'm pretty good, i'm entertained by the blizzard going on outside my door right now, not so entertained by the fact that i have a bio test and a history paper due tomorrow...and then a chem test on thurs....but such is life! how are you?

    • emilyyy

      11 years ago

      hi my ronald angel, i'm going to take a nap since I feel really nauseous, come pamperrrrr meeeee<3

    • vblover221

      11 years ago

      im me

    • quiksilverqt

      11 years ago

      lol. kk, any way, im signing off way early today so ttyl...k?

    • quiksilverqt

      11 years ago

      will in a bit...i need to put my new pics on a disk to upload them.

    • quiksilverqt

      11 years ago

      i would if i didnt think u were lying...that picture sux!!!!

    • quiksilverqt

      11 years ago

      whatever...i guess.

    • quiksilverqt

      11 years ago

      its not adorable...its ugly...

    • quiksilverqt

      11 years ago

      good morning sweetie.

    • drsouthwick

      11 years ago

      I dunno. Maybe it was all the humidity and heat of AZ.

    • ltjrocker13

      11 years ago

      Hi back!

    • MissJackie

      11 years ago

      idk.. i dont realy care n e more lol
      immmana prolly lay down now.. im tired.. i workd 8 hours and have gotten like.. 7 hours of sleep the past 3 dayss :[

    • MissJackie

      11 years ago

      i dint let him.. he was a DB and was like i dont want to talkin to ppl on here.
      and changed it on me. cuz he knew mine and changed it on me

    • MissJackie

      11 years ago

      mine wasnt deleted.. poop buttss change passwords on ppl.

    • MissJackie

      11 years ago

      :> oooo yes. i remember

    • MissJackie

      11 years ago

      i doubt i even knew u then. lol

    • MissJackie

      11 years ago

      well they were my dads tickets.. and even tho we had 14.... it was rediculous on the calls we got for them;
      but ... im daddy's lil girl :]
      so of course i got to go

    • MissJackie

      11 years ago

      why couldnt u go

    • MissJackie

      11 years ago

      yea,, the first one my hair was soakkedd from all the snoww.
      u couldnt even see the other side of the stadium
      and the 2nd one was fn COLD as hell lol

    • MissJackie

      11 years ago

      im just glad the 2 playoff games were worth being in the cold weather for lol

    • MissJackie

      11 years ago

      if the packers woulda went id be in AZ tomorrow lol

    • MissJackie

      11 years ago

      np
      howre u 2nite

    • amarh

      11 years ago

      Is That Good?

    • amarh

      11 years ago

      Awwww, Bummer

    • amarh

      11 years ago

      How Are You?

    • Caboosebluey

      11 years ago

      wat's up

    • MissJackie

      11 years ago

      thx 4 the add

    • ltjrocker13

      11 years ago

      Class wasn't terrible.
      But it can always be better.

    • quiksilverqt

      11 years ago

      ok. its a bad pic but its up...

    • quiksilverqt

      11 years ago

      ok. give me a second and ill put up and old pic.

    • emilyyy

      11 years ago

      me too Schatze, and I'm getting picked up in 2 for school and I miss you

    • emilyyy

      11 years ago

      haha, really? That's what they all say! ;) just kidding Mcdreamy, how are you?

    • emilyyy

      11 years ago

      hi Ronald!!!!!!!!!!!

    • TheCC

      11 years ago

      lol maybe, oh well gtg. I've got a physics test today

    • TheCC

      11 years ago

      aparently like a wrestler. When I woke up my body pillow was on the floor across the room.

    • TheCC

      11 years ago

      morning

    • omgidontno

      11 years ago

      I just leave RvB on....

    • lttlecaboose

      11 years ago

      AIM is fine with me, my screen name is on my page....

    • wahibabe05

      11 years ago

      fine, excited i finished my homework and feeling confident in how i did.

    • lttlecaboose

      11 years ago

      i've been wearing layers for years....it would be hard to get rid of them so suddenly...

    • lttlecaboose

      11 years ago

      yeah well when you get three feet of snow and they still don't cancel school, it gets annoying, snow however is useful to go skiing in, and i'd rather have the cold then the heat....seeing as you can always add layers to get warm, but there's only so many layers to take off to get cool....haha

    • lttlecaboose

      11 years ago

      yeah, i have way to much studying....i'm over studied....
      and there's too much snow outside

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