billypilgrim

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from University of Kentucky, Lexington,KY

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    • Goodbye is too good a word babe....

      13 years ago

      billypilgrim


      It ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe
      It don't matter, anyhow
      An' it ain't no use to sit and wonder why, babe
      If you don't know by now
      When your rooster crows at the break of dawn
      Look out your window and I'll be gone
      You're the reason I'm trav'lin' on
      Don't think twice, it's all right

      It ain't no use in turnin' on your light, babe
      That light I never knowed
      An' it ain't no use in turnin' on your light, babe
      I'm on the dark side of the road
      Still I wish there was somethin' you would do or say
      To try and make me change my mind and stay
      We never did too much talkin' anyway
      So don't think twice, it's all right

      It ain't no use in callin' out my name, gal
      Like you never did before
      It ain't no use in callin' out my name, gal
      I can't hear you any more
      I'm a-thinkin' and a-wond'rin' all the way down the road
      I once loved a woman, a child I'm told
      I give her my heart but she wanted my soul
      But don't think twice, it's all right

      I'm walkin' down that long, lonesome road, babe
      Where I'm bound, I can't tell
      But goodbye's too good a word, gal
      So I'll just say fare thee well
      I ain't sayin' you treated me unkind
      You could have done better but I don't mind
      You just kinda wasted my precious time
      But don't think twice, it's all right

    • How fitting

      13 years ago

      billypilgrim

      "Absence, that common cure of love."

      As much as I lament it, im starting to feel the distance

    • Things I did this summer

      13 years ago

      billypilgrim

      Got a girl, losing her to college today, going for a job interview wednesday, starting to work out, back in school, now only sleeping till 2, got a tan, didnt do anything i regret.

    • Things to do this summer

      14 years ago

      billypilgrim

      Get a job, get a girl, get a car, get a life, get in shape, get some educations, stop sleeping till 5 every day, eat more, get a tan, survive the summer without doing something i will regret....

    • a thousand words

      14 years ago

      billypilgrim

      So for some reason the only pics that are able to go up are close up pics of my face, and when i try other pictures, it wont post them. What the hell is up?

    • life philosophy

      14 years ago

      billypilgrim

      To kill a demon made of wet sawdust. This sort of demon is almost impossible to kill. The only way to do it is to cover it's face with wet bread and karate chop it's head off. Otherwise you are in trouble and so is the neighbourhood. Wet sawdust demons like to terrorise. N.B. Pressing it's face into wet bread that is on the ground works best though you can get a good result just by throwing the bread at it's face.

      There is nothing noble in being superior to your fellow men. True nobility is being superior to your former self.

      death is nothing at all. i have only slipped away into the next room. i am i, and you are you. whatever we were to each other, that we still are. call me by my old familiar name, speak to me in the easy way you always used to. put no difference in your tone, wear no forced air of solemnity or sorrow. laugh as we always laughed at the little jokes we enjoyed together. play, smile, think of me, pray for me. let my name be ever the household word that it always was, let it be spoken without effort, no trace of a shadow on it. life means all that it ever meant. it is the same as it ever was. there is unbroken continuity. why should i be out of mind because i am out of sight? i am waiting for you, somewhere very near. just around the corner. all is well.
      -- Henry Scott Holland 1847 - 1918
      Canon of St Paul's, London

      every bad act is stored on a magnetic tape which we retain. kept in a secret vault and evaluated
      repeated and repeated with your code name at the top of the file. to be reviewed at your departure for the pearly gates.

      If you have been rejected many times in your life, then one more rejection then one more rejection isn't going to make much difference. If you're rejected, don't automatically assume it's your fault. The other person may have several reasons for not doing what you're asking her to do: none of it may have anything to do with you. Perhaps the person is busy or not feeling well or genuinely not interested in spending time with you. Rejections are part of everyday life. Don't let them bother you. Keep reaching out to others. Keep reaching out to others. When you begin to recieve positive responses, then you are on the right track. It's all a matter of numbers. Count the positive responses and for get about the rejections.

    • Back to school and back to life!!!!!!!

      14 years ago

      billypilgrim

      woooooOOOOooooOOOOOOoooo!!!!!!! i have RETURNED! from the DEAD!!!!!!!!!!

    • Happy Decemberween everybody!

      14 years ago

      billypilgrim

      +my 8 year old cousin screaming MONKEY PAJAMAS!!!! as loud as her little vocal cords will go
      +Getting some kickass books and DVDs
      +spending time with family and friends
      -not getting to bed before 5 in the morning, today im going for the record and staying up till 8 tonight
      -mom hiding all the rum after she finished her rum cake
      -+my uncle falling on his ass on the ice
      +++once again.....MONKEY PAJAMAS!!!!!!!!!
      +news that Brian Elliot is back in Winchester, lets hope he isn't arrested yet....

    • Free your mind and your ass will follow

      14 years ago

      billypilgrim

      I seriously cant stop listening to Funkadelic, no matter how hard I try. Its impossible to stop the funk IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!!

    • "Never masturbate while on mushrooms."

      14 years ago

      billypilgrim

      "Never masturbate while on mushrooms. The sight of your own penis exploding in your hand is very traumatic."

      This weekend I went to the Mitch Hedberg/Stephen Lynch concert at Bogarts in Cincinnatti. It was outstanding. Even the opening act/MC guy was hilarious for the most part. After the show we waited out back for Mitch and Stephen to come out. After waiting for a good half hour, Stephen came out and I got to talk to him and get a picture and an autograph. He is a cool dude. He wore a Radiohead shirt while performing, which gives him so many extra cool points its ridiculous. During the concert someone gave Mitch a candle that smelled like Cinnamon Buns. He told the girl that he was going to burn this at the next 7 or 8 of his shows and he was going to call her whenever he lit it.

      "I like cinnimon rolls, but I don't always have time to make a pan. That's why I wish they would sell cinnimon roll incense. After all I'd rather light a stick and have my roommate wake up with false hopes."

      After Stephen left we waited around for Mitch. 20 minutes go by, no Mitch. Then his road manager comes out and asks us if Mitch has come out this way. We tell him no, and he says Fuck. Mitch Hedberg is one sly mo fo. He gave EVERYONE the slip. We even checked all the bars around the venue for him, but still no Mitch. Mitch, wherever you are, be safe, and enjoy your Cinnamon candle, you crafty mother fucker.
      -Pat

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  • Comments (24)

    • CHURCHROX145

      13 years ago

      I'm from kentucky too!Lol!

    • jbombs

      13 years ago

      hey i know what your name is from!! im actually reading slaughter house-five right now as a freshman. i like it, and billies my favorite character so far lol

    • onyx_t

      13 years ago

      hey! im from the redneck infested hell hole too. go ky!

    • Kschenke

      14 years ago

      So how is Kilgore Trout doing these days?

    • MaraJade

      14 years ago

      Love your "about" quote! Great taste in music, too.

    • capncrunch86

      14 years ago

      greetings fellow ky resident!

    • debaser

      14 years ago

      I'm behind the curve here, but also must give kudos for the name. Have you become unstuck in time lately.

    • billypilgrim

      14 years ago

      Those crafty talented bastards....Im wearing this shirt right now actually...

    • forkyface

      14 years ago

      blame the clash

    • IKillYouDead

      14 years ago

      Now I keep trying to bite my own teeth.

    • unabomber

      14 years ago

      Um, In response to that kschenke kid, your pictures gave me a start.

    • CainLyran

      14 years ago

      I loved Slaughter House-Five... I wanna go read Breakfast of Champions... I heard it was good.
      "God, grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, courage to change the things I can, and wisdom always to tell the difference." -Locket between Montana Wildhack's... righto.

    • RandalGraves

      14 years ago

      No time for any worth while comments, I just saw your screen name and wanted to commend you on an excellent Vonnegut reference. Keep up the good work.

    • billypilgrim

      14 years ago

      thanks

    • Kschenke

      14 years ago

      I like your Picture. :)

    • Kschenke

      14 years ago

      I like your Picture. :)

    • billypilgrim

      14 years ago

      Patrick is myself, I mean, I am Patrick.

    • Aariele

      14 years ago

      Who is Patrick?? I wanna meet him!

    • forkyface

      14 years ago

      Patrick is just as crazy as me...... which is quite a feat.

    • billypilgrim

      14 years ago

      Why yes he is you glorious bastard. If I had a mod point left I would give it to you.

    • maxtotheMAX

      14 years ago

      isnt billy pilgrim that guy in slaughterhouse 5?

    • billypilgrim

      14 years ago

      Yeah, you bastards ate all my food. Seriously, I hope your brother gets grape poisoning from those and dies a screaming poopie death.

    • Zak47

      14 years ago

      So this kid Pat. He's cool. Once, me and my brother were at his house, and we were eating Pat's grapes...those were good times.

    • Caitlin

      14 years ago

      But, uh, dude, I was in Rocky for 5 years.

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