blanehabe

Male
from Columbus, Ohio

  • Activity

    • Dead

      12 years ago

      blanehabe

      I am rarely ever using this site any more. In fact, I only come for the videos.

      For the 7 of you that are on my friends list, I'm cool with y'all getting rid of me. I'm pretty useless.

      So, don't mind me, I'm just kind of here. Watching you change clothes.

      (was that creepy?)

    • Health Care Reform

      in Forums > Health Care Reform | Follow this topic

      blanehabe

      Because health care issues keeps coming up in almost every thread, let's just move it all in here.

      Some say that with Universal Health Care, we can help more people. Others say that a capitalistic system promotes competition and drives down prices, and deregulation is needed.

      Are drug companies artificially raising prices? Do insurance companies hate the little guy? And why didn't your doctor give you your lollypop for your tetanus shot?

      13 replies

    • For the 3 of you that read this

      13 years ago

      blanehabe

      I'll be in Minnesota for the next week. Don't break the site while I'm gone.

    • Everybody

      13 years ago

      blanehabe

      Wang chung tonight.

      For the kids.

      That is all.

    • Fuck you Haman

      13 years ago

      blanehabe

      That's right. It's that time of year again.

      The entire nation of Israel is drunk right now.

      Purim.

      The Jewish drinking holiday.

      According to holy scriptures, you are to drink until you can't tell the difference between "cursed be Haman" and "blessed be Mordecai". So drink more, please. It's religious!

      If you don't believe me, google it.

    • Oh man

      13 years ago

      blanehabe

      You know when you think of a really sweet idea for a band, and you and your friends talk about how sweet it would be to form it, but the sensible part of you remembers that you have no musical talent and that you really shouldn't be forming a band or writing music?

      Me neither.

      My band recently had a show. That's right. Jew Cubed had a show.

      I was dutifully reminded of the fact that I lack of musical talent. So, I did what any other person with no musical talent would do.

      I got funky.

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      Now, I don't think I had it down like she did, but there was a bit of dancing after forgetting the words to my own songs.

      I'm not sure if that's before or after the time when I forgot the words to my own song. But you get the general idea.

      So, all in all, when thinking of a joke idea for a band, don't actually do it. You may get roped into performing such songs as "Free Baglet (Bagels Should be Free)" in front of a live audience.

      I was told that people were enjoying it. I wouldn't know. Stage lights are blinding.

      I have to admit though, it was pretty fun. I'd consider doing it again Seriously, don't start a band.



      On a side note, if for some reason you're actually interested in hearing a bunch of jews complaining, take a gander. Apologies for the fact that it's a myspace. But we're jewish, and too cheap to spring for our own site.

    • IS THIS SOME KIND OF SICK JOKE!?!?!

      13 years ago

      blanehabe

      Valentines Day is a whore.

      The girl i've been flirting with for months asked ME out tomorrow to go see a concert.

      Problem is I FUCKING HAVE TO WORK. 27 mod points for whoever can shut down their entire system and prevent me from going to work...GOGOGO

      Normally I'd be a fan of irony, but when it comes between me and my lady friend, then I side with my lady friend.

      You win this time irony, you win this time.

    • You know what?

      13 years ago

      blanehabe

      I think that Michelle Branch's "everywhere" was a good song.
      And I'm listening to it right now.
      And I'm not ashamed to admit it.



      And it's probably the booze talking.



      And so far I've had to edit this 4 times to stop the spelling errors.



      And.

    • My spoon is too big!

      13 years ago

      blanehabe

      Incredibly NSFW, but absolutely hilarious

      I couldn't breathe while watching that.

      Most absurd video EVAR.

    • Oh no!

      13 years ago

      blanehabe

      Only seven more nights of Chanukah!

      Let's all go fucking nuts.

  • About Me

  • Comments (60)

    • 5atan

      13 years ago

      pushing print screen, omg!

    • Mr_Frankie

      13 years ago

      Awesome pic btw. That was the most confusing Pic I have ever seen, until I found out what it was. +1 Cool man.

    • 5atan

      13 years ago

      YOUR HAVE SO MANY FRIENDS.

    • SpecOpsStarr

      13 years ago

      Oh, right, allow me to elaborate, our interests are the same on several points. I just found it interesting... ^_^

    • SpecOpsStarr

      13 years ago

      Sweet jesus! I just looked at your profile...

      ..How eeriely similiar... O_O


      GET OUT OF MY BRAIN!!!

    • Hunji_Mofo

      13 years ago

      I want more songs, upload them on yousendit.com and send me links!

    • Hunji_Mofo

      13 years ago

      Hahahah, I have already e-mailed all my friends about your band and linked them to your myspace.

    • Hunji_Mofo

      13 years ago

      No problem man! Thorak is the best friggin song ever. AMIRITE?

    • Hunji_Mofo

      13 years ago

      Your band is awesome, just a heads up. smiley1.gif

    • mizzle

      13 years ago

      Honestly, do I even really need to make the joke about that?

    • SloeBombFizz

      13 years ago

      May all your drinks come true and make wishes responsibly... or something like that.


      Glückliches Neujahr!

    • Alem800

      13 years ago

      not me dude. look at my newest journal for an explantion

    • Alem800

      13 years ago

      huh?

    • Alem800

      13 years ago

      Nein.

    • Alem800

      13 years ago

      yayaya

    • Alem800

      13 years ago

      just rub it in

    • captainbeard

      13 years ago

      yar i love ye to fancy some love captain style?

    • mizzle

      13 years ago

      Definitely me. I was hoping to do better, though.

    • Alem800

      13 years ago

      mmyep

    • Alem800

      13 years ago

      gigglebot!!!

    • Alem800

      13 years ago

      I can't sponsor you, but I'll find a way to get you sponsored

    • Alem800

      13 years ago

      nope

    • Alem800

      13 years ago

      nopers

    • diablo2255

      13 years ago

      as to the "what the hell..." +1 ditto to that.

    • wizardmon5

      14 years ago

      Nah, it just got weird when Davis and those other guys showed up. I haven't watched it on TV in years.

    • joefitz12

      14 years ago

      and be like "wow, that kid is selective"


      That made me laugh out loud. Way to be....way to be.

    • wizardmon5

      14 years ago

      Oh-ho!

      Yeah, I'm slowly going through all of season one.

    • crichton1a

      14 years ago

      hey, if Charlie loves you, you can't be that bad!!

    • magickmaster

      14 years ago

      ...what the hell?


      What the hell is right!
      how can someone like Avril that much?

    • no1really

      14 years ago

      Charlie said to befriend you, I usually dont trust his judgment but any one with a jewish band is cool in my book

      I have two mods to spare so expect me to stick them somewhere on you

    • wizardmon5

      14 years ago

      5atan told me to know you.

      How do you suggest I do this?

    • haloperson

      14 years ago

      I give you a mod and you don't like it?

    • 5atan

      14 years ago

      idk, but do u like em?

    • kaser

      14 years ago

      well.. here are your mod points.

    • 5atan

      14 years ago

      i bet so.



      rghytdasCWGJKHKSELH

    • 5atan

      14 years ago

      i bet so.



      rghytdasCWGJKHKSELH

    • 5atan

      14 years ago

      your friends list sucks, btw.

    • 5atan

      14 years ago

      i love you.

    • kaser

      14 years ago

      hey tell tunnel rat that he's blocking me :-/ he accedently did it I can't reply toany of his questions!!

      rvb.roosterteeth.com/members/profile.php?uid=417

      i'll give up some mod points even.

    • mrebman

      14 years ago

      I tried to Lame up your other pics but they conformed to the coolness I was emitting too quickly

    • 5atan

      14 years ago

      i.....i dont....i dont know.

    • TuckerLover

      14 years ago

      Grow RPG:
      The closest I have gotten is:
      House
      Trees
      Castle
      Water
      Tower
      Rocks
      Stairs
      Chest

      The rocks are undeveloped.
      I tried to switch Rocks and Tower and then Both Rocks and Tower were undeveloped.
      So, good luck!

    • TuckerLover

      14 years ago

      Good fucking luck.
      If I were you I would just get a piece of paper and write out EVERY combination and then put check or x and write a little note about what went wrong.
      If yuo cant be assed, I will do it tomorrow in my spare time

    • TuckerLover

      14 years ago

      Oh....sorry i missed mountain
      Sun
      Robot
      Egg
      Ladder
      MOUNTAIN
      Pipe
      Round Gear
      Windthing
      Tornado
      Satellite
      Engine
      Tv

    • TuckerLover

      14 years ago

      I wrote it all.
      Sun
      Robot
      Egg
      Ladder
      Pipe
      Round Gear
      Windmill
      Tornado
      Satellite
      Engine
      TV

    • TuckerLover

      14 years ago

      Oh you are talking about Grow RPG. I dunno, i gave up. I couldnt figure it out. I tried everything.
      I was talking about Grow ver 3.0.
      THAT goes:
      sun,robot,egg, ladder, pipe, round gear, windmil, tornado, satellite dish, engine, TV

    • TuckerLover

      14 years ago

      At first when I read "How do you beat grow" I was like: uh...how do I HIT WHAT?
      Then i figured out what you meant. Do you want a hint or like the full out answer?

    • 5atan

      14 years ago

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    • HeavyYeti

      14 years ago

      I was kinda missing it too....
      So, per request...
      The Yeti!

    • flames97

      14 years ago

      U STOLE MY SOUL
      can I have it back please?

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