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  • Activity

    • I Like Sideways Soxy

      11 years ago

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      How could I ever take it down?

    • Why Morrowind is better than Oblivion

      11 years ago

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      Because holy shit that wizard just fell out of the sky. Honestly, that moment is always the point in my gameplay where I realize that I am playing a game I will enjoy.

    • I Can Never Pick a Side

      11 years ago

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      On the whole Deckard being a replicant deal. It honestly depends on the mood I'm in at the time, specifically the look Batty gives Deckard before pulling him up at the end. Fuck all the unicorn stuff. Fuck what the director has said. I go by what kind of empathy I see in that look at the time.

      Generally I pick human , since, then a human Deckard is totally banging a robot!


      So, this journal was just an excuse to use spoiler tags on a film older than I am.

    • I'm Feeling Blue

      11 years ago

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      I just can't decide if I'm feeling Blue Velvet or Perfect Blue.

      I figure I'll watch one or the other tomorrow, I just can't figure out which one...

    • FUCK IT, WE'LL DO IT LIVE

      11 years ago

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      So, it's kind of fun to manipulate the community stats page.

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      should I call that manipulation? I mean, no one was making extra accounts to get it up there, but then again it was a plot of ours. Oh yes, it damn well is the dance remix.

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      One from the start of the system. I don't think we ever got it to first though.

      Oh, and just because this is full of Dev Day stuff, let me throw in my favorite, most terrifying conversation to come from it. I was posting in that thread at the time.

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      After saying "holy shit" aloud to myself, I replied with "Cyber miscarriage?"

    • Death to Videodrome

      11 years ago

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      Long live the New Flesh!

    • Whoops!

      11 years ago

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      After writing up a CAD worthy wall of text I lose my FU status to someone who hopefully enjoys the spotlight more than me.

      ALSO TAKE THAT ANYONE WHO HAD ME ON WATCH AND WAS ASLEEP YOU WERE ALL LIKE WHY DID HE MAKE SO MANY JOURNALS, RIGHT?

    • I Can Keep Silent No Longer

      11 years ago

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      Originally I had intended to sit by and simply bask in the pure unadulterated glory that is being the featured user, but my conscience will no longer allow it. I must bring some shocking and upsetting news to you.

      Rooster Teeth is turning into Facebook.

      I know, it's shocking, you never imagined it could happen, but it's true. I, much like you, am disgusted. It has just recently come to my attention that they are allowing users to keep an image gallery! Disgusting. What kind of a forum allows its users to store images to be viewed by other users and quickly switched around for use as an avatar? A facebook, that's who.

      Now wait, it doesn't stop there. Oh no, that money grubbing Burnie and that digital whore Gus want to line their pockets with even more blood money. Not only has our beloved, our very reason for existence, the Rooster Teeth forums been raped by Facebook-like features, but now it goes even further. That's right. Myspace. I know, I know, you recoil at the very name and spit as you see it sitting in the tab to the right of this one. You only go there because all your friends do, I know. Now Rooster Teeth has the very audacity to allow users to keep blogs! Oh yes, they try and cover it up by calling it a journal, but my brothers, remove the wool from your eyes and see what sits before you.

      Do not get ahead of me. I know exactly what letters your agile fingers are about to tak tak tak as feverishly as possible. "Dear blank, if the forum has become such a disgusting swamp of puss, why do you not take leave and flee?" It is for you that I stay. To be the messenger. No, to be the very martyr of our cause! I have no doubt that those corrupt and drug addled moderators will ban me for delivering to you this message, so come quick! Listen while the words are still here to read. I shall make numerous repetitive threads to bring this issue into the light. I shall make silly avatars to express myself so that I don't have to make a post with a well thought out argument. I shall do all that I can to stop progress of the Rooster Teeth forums in hopes that change may never come, because change is so very scary. Down right terrifying.

      Oh no, my brothers. It's become worse. I just looked at the bar of links to the left of my writings. They have been producing videos! The YouTube rip-off artists! Can you believe it?

      The only acceptable forum is phpbb. Oh sure, it may have numerous faults and more room for improvement than a steam engine, but God damn it, it's familiar. If I use it, I can pretend I'm better than everyone else and look down on those who think progress is a good thing.

      WAIT


      WAIT


      WHAT HAPPENED TO MY SIGNATURE?

    • Hey Guys

      11 years ago

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      I think this is my second time as Featured User.

      Seriously though, this profile isn't that interesting.

    • Who'd I Piss Off

      11 years ago

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      Someone went through and negged my images, but it was only one on each so I imagine it came after the change.

      Actually thinking back, I've pissed off a good number of people since the change, often over the change, so it'll probably be a mystery.

  • Comments (1068)

    • FinchLynch FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      11 years ago

      Hoax

    • hitalec

      11 years ago

      Oh. Your sister is six? That's...uh, that's not legal.

    • hitalec

      11 years ago

      Oh, yeah, you're one of those kids with the creepy extremely older sisters. I thought they were just a myth...

    • hitalec

      11 years ago

      Well, I'm sure she's at least as magnificent as you, yourself, good sir.

    • hitalec

      11 years ago

      No. You weren't.

      But I let it slip because you have a hot sister.

    • warmsox Sports Forum Moderator

      11 years ago

      I CAN SEE EVERY CUM BUBBLE.

    • hitalec

      11 years ago

      Score.

    • hitalec

      11 years ago

      A sister?

    • RaoulDuke

      11 years ago

      You TOTALLY ripped off my journal!!! Now Reginald Vel Johnson is gonna hafta kick your ass.

      "Hans...BUBIE! I'm your white knight!"

    • jeff Shorts Forum Mod

      11 years ago

      Next on Netflix:

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    • Duste

      11 years ago

      That's pretty much the feeling I'm getting from early listening.
      Too much to catch even after a few hearings, before I can even start to appreciate the complexity.

    • Duste

      11 years ago

      Hmm, something tells me you know the album.

    • haloscaboos

      11 years ago

      no al i see is some lame ass pic on my thred

    • haloscaboos

      11 years ago

      its a rant thred not post your lame ass picture thred

    • hayato1333

      11 years ago

      Now it's my turn...

      Get on aim, I must regale you with my drunken tale.

    • hitalec

      11 years ago

      That is quite awesome but I'd rather have the Evolution one (which I've yet to get)

    • hayato1333

      11 years ago

      Even more devastating...

    • hayato1333

      11 years ago

      This is VERY true.

      I expect that I'll get hit by a car, lose use of my legs.
      I'll finally get over it after years of depression only to find out I have cancer.

    • hitalec

      11 years ago

      Anal rape, GOOD SIR! >:/

    • hitalec

      11 years ago

      Anal rape, you say?

      I'm in!

    • hitalec

      11 years ago

      Your second gif.

      Explain it to me. Again. For the fifth time.

      Ya' know what? Explain it to me, today, and then...do it every other month, okay? That'd be grand. ; )

    • devilmaycrye

      11 years ago

      sounds like a violent movie

    • hitalec

      11 years ago

      She gets krunk, eh?

      Hardcore.

    • Kil1ertofu

      11 years ago

      << Single-handedly keeping AOL alive..

    • AleisterLC

      11 years ago

      I never assumed you hadn't.

    • hitalec

      11 years ago

      No. I'm not.

      Futhermore, I haven't even seen the movie adaption. I know it doesn't follow closely with the book (which is bad), but there are many more (important) things that are wrong with it!

    • Trubo

      11 years ago

      My goal this break is to find a used copy and purchase it. If not, I'll grab Umbrella Chronicles and see how that is.

    • microphone

      11 years ago

      I do not recall that conversation.

    • SkunkDoctor

      11 years ago

      Chronological order:

      Soo... as if being stuck in the military with a broken leg wasn't bad enough, add costochondritis to the mix. Well damn, at least now I get to take Darvocet. Oh wait! What is that I see?

      All I ever wanted was a farm and a puppy and horses and stuff... but I will just go bury my sorrows in a few good pills.
      I DO NOT
      here is a list of stuff I do not do:
      1. drugs - NONE. Not even painkillers, regardless of my extreme pain I feel everyday.
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      there needs to be more druggs like darvocet. it makes me sleep, makes me pain-free, gives me happy feelings, and makes me horny!!! who wants some of me? I want a slice of beefcake!!!! where's the party, baby!!!


      aaaaand

      HATERS
      Don't hate the player, hate the game. Just cause you can't get a man, cause you fat and ugly, doesn't mean you gotta hate on me. Mostly cause, bitch, I get mine, from who I choose, when I want it. Live with your shit, don't try to bring shit to me. I don't like drama, but I will give it if it comes my way. Trust me ho, I can find you.


      The above is pretty funny considering she apparently blames herself for a boyfriends' death (I'd love to hear that one) and has about 20 journal entries spread over months about some "missing boyfriend" and why he won't call. In fact, the entire journal is completely awesome.

    • SkunkDoctor

      11 years ago

      I read your account of it, total win. She just doesn't get it either, I got a capslock filled image comment from her calling my fiancee fat, military uniform, all that. Which was funny because there is no way she could button the pants in that pic that I have saved of her.

      And anyway she's missing the point, my fiancee isn't a retard.

    • SkunkDoctor

      11 years ago

      awesome what are you dude some kind of fatty

    • warmsox Sports Forum Moderator

      11 years ago

      My boss said he's going to see if he can get me the plans that his friend used.

    • msmazzo

      11 years ago

      the fact I have a nice body, good skin and I'm not sitting around all fucking day playing with my video games. I have a fucking life. why don't you try it?

    • msmazzo

      11 years ago

      and how the fuck am I fat? last time I checked, I am still within weight requirments for the military. what are you? some jealous fatass?

    • microphone

      11 years ago

      Thank you sir.

    • microphone

      11 years ago

      Way to suck with your high definition goodness.


      *sobs*

    • Chi_Mangetsu

      11 years ago

      I know I'm a better person than Chi_Mangetsu


      That's fucking bull and you know it.

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      11 years ago

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      11 years ago

      only ones i could come up with

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