blitzkreig

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from Bernardston, MA

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    • vikin

      11 years ago

      blitzkreig

      Waves lapped monotonusly on the shore. The lookout atop the tower stared dully out over the never-ending expanse of water. Morning mist still obscured his vision, though years of inactivity taught him that such was not problematic. However, duty compelled him, and he stared out, eyes looking, but not seeing anything. A swirl of mist created a dark shape. Blinking, he intently focused on the spot. Then another spot, then another, and they were becoming darker and darker. They formed great shapes on the ocean, anywhere between fifty and seventy-five of what the man realized to be sails approaced the port-city. The stories, all the stories could not possibly be true! Demons in ships! Grabbing his horn, he let out two strong blasts. His primary job was finished, now he was to report to his station to take up arms in defending his people. By now he could see the men on the ships, and most noticably, the dragon head that adorned the longships in which they rode. Knowing what was to come, the man flung himself onto the deadly sharp rocks below. Such was prefered to the madness that had arrived.
      The beats of the war drums was like fuel on a fire. Each beat focused the warriors more on the service they were to provide to Odin. For Odin! For Odin! They should all die, every one of those pathetic unworshipping dogs! Slowly each man became unaware of his fellows. They were shadows, nothing more. All that existed was the warrior and his enemy. Odin dictated who his enemy was. Odin had decreed such men should die. The warrior, the good man, the holy man, would see to it that such filth would never again pollute the world that the gods had created. With each warrior letting out an unhuman roar, the great raiding party seemed to be as one monster. Some of the natives who had already amassed on the beach to form as resistance heard this, and instead of replying, they dropped their weapons and shields and ran for their lives. So full of virgious energy, many of the raiders had leapt from their boats before the shore had been reached.

    • fuck off

      11 years ago

      blitzkreig

      The world was painted grey and green, drab and mournful colors. Longships bobbed in the steel water, emitting a sort of eagerness to take their passengers to their deaths. A light snow fell on the people below, who, in their preoccupation with their current tasks, hardly noticed. For the first time in months, the smithy was silent and empty. In fact, the entire village was empty, save for the area surronding the dock, every man woman and child congregated. They stood and faced each other. On one side the men stood with expressionless faces. Most of them were already clad for battle, or however they could have been. Few wore helms about their heads, and even fewer had any sort of bodily protecton other than some meager hardened leather. Their duty had been explained to them, the routes set out, their destiny set. On the other side stood women, children, and elderly who could not possibly wield a weapon. The younger children who did not understand what they were witnessing screamed and cried. Struggling against their mothers’ grip, they rushed out to grasp their faimly members who were leaving them because the village elder said so. One less warrior, just one less, that would not turn the battle!

    • Following suit.

      12 years ago

      blitzkreig

      With every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction.

      Wishner made a journal, which everyone will undoubtedly read, enjoy, and comment. That was the action. The opposite reaction is, I will make a journal, which will be the scorn of this quadrant of the universe. Perhaps two people will view it. That's only if I change my primary pic to some scantily clad heathen who worships the Porcelain God after a heapin' helpin' of silicon.

      THEN of course, I will get the technicality smart ass on my case with a 'If it were TRULY opposite, you wouldn't make a journal, you'd delete one.'

      To you I say: SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP

      Good! Now that the mundane of mind have been weeded from amongst us (that means you, Calvin! Showing up at my house like that the other day! The nerve! I was told you were dressed like a crotchety old woman! That's a sure way to get shot down here.) we can finally get down to business.

      As it turns out, my future career will be dictated by whatever game I'm playing at the time. A few months ago, when I played Guitar Hero, I was sure to become the next Slash, or at least an Allman Brother. Now that I'm playing Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney, I'm going to be the best defense attorney evar!

      "But Phil!" all of you imaginary well-wishers and do-gooders and happy-go-lucky-go-get-'ems attituders are imagining. "What have you been up to all summer?" Football.

      Why do I do this anymore....?
      -Phil D.

    • Everyone LISTEN!

      12 years ago

      blitzkreig

      This is the best thing I've ever found, and I have found some pretty amazing things.

      HMVH

      If you don't cry from laughing, you have no soul. Just watch it.

      My life is complete from watching this...

    • "Shit I know already!"

      12 years ago

      blitzkreig

      Wow, I'm on Phil's account. I totally fucking hacked him. He's jealous of my hacking skills. And now he's threatening me with a steel ruler.

      ...He's thwapping it around menacingly....

      Well now he's complementing me on Firefox. Hell yeah, I put it on my schools network drive, because INTERNET EXPLORER SUCKS ASS.

      And I'm doing a good job at distracting him from his TSA work. He's supposto do some crazy junk with a toy car. Bleah. He just smacked me for saying that. What a whore. He says I'm not distracting him, but he's ranting to me, thus its working.

      OH MY GOD. Mr Hudock [Our burly-ish teacher] was just challenged to an arm wrestiling match by some girl! HA!

      Okay okay, I'll log off....

      Peace newbs.
      -40thousand

    • Heads up, buckle down.

      12 years ago

      blitzkreig

      What a wonderful day! Everyone is back on RVB! Judging by my ye olde journal, it seems the last thing that was going down was my monitor issue. Sorry to keep the masses at the edge of their seats for so long on such a monumental topic. I can happily say that I now am the proud new owner of a kickasstacular new monitor! Cosco, I love you. With all my frozen heart.

      Something not so kosher happened recently. I am an avid Firefox user, and enjoy the themes and plug-ins immensely. However, upon updating, all of my themes went to shit! Apparently, they couldn't keep up with the times. Initially I was ready to go to war, but there is one factor that is keeping me very content. This whole spell check thing is so awesome, I think I might have to make the very idea of it tangible, use cryogenics to freeze it, and put it in a time capsule so future generations can revel in our obvious superiority.

      Let me tell you something. Ozzfest. I'm more pumped than those shoes that you push the button on and they get pumped with air. I'm sure this is old news to most of the more up-to-date individuals, and all my friends of whom I speak to on a regular basis, but it is FREE. Too good to be true? Not good enough! Lordi is going to be there, rocking my Godforsaken socks right off! I think I'm going to go camp out now.

      Chasing the Dragon,
      Blitzkrieg



      The saints are crippled
      On this sinners' night
      Lost are the lambs with no guiding light

      The walls come down like thunder
      The rocks about to roll
      It's The Arockalypse
      Now bare your soul

      All we need is lightning
      With power and might
      Striking down the prophets of false
      As the moon is rising
      Give us the sign
      Now let us rise up in awe
      -Lordi, 'Hard Rock Hallelujah'

    • Everything is so... strange..

      12 years ago

      blitzkreig

      This one's on me. It was I who broke our moniter. I was hooking up my 360 to our modem and accidentially knocked out the plug in the back. In my defense, that plug was extraordinarily shaky to begin with. Anyway, since that small act of carelessness, my screen has been all discolored! It took awhile, but I decided that my computer no longer recignizes the color red. Ironic, because I am a strict advocate of the Blues. This makes some things really weird. For instance, Sarge looks like Tex who now looks like Simmons, and watching Homestar Runner almost gave me nightmares. Just imagine SBmails without red. Now trust me, its about 12 times freakyer than that. If anyone knows how to fix this, please tell me. I'm pretty sure its busted for good, but one can still hope.

      Taking the blame for this one,
      Blitzkrieg

    • Adventure!!

      12 years ago

      blitzkreig

      That is exactly what today was. But I'll get to that later.

      Firstly, I finally got around to borrowing Halo 1. All I have to say is if they make as much improvement from Halo 2 to 3 as they did from 1 to 2, we're in good shape. I really like it and everything, but I think most people can agree with me on that one.

      Sadly, this Christmas produced no Wii for mee. Apparently, Santa dropped it into the Artic Ocean, so hes going to get back to me ASAP. I did get Call of Doodie 3 though. I forgot how much fun it is to turn a Kraut to Swiss chesee. Something that annoyed me was they changed the derogatory terms on me. Last time they were always Krauts, now they're Jerrys. I'm really dumb, so it took a while to figure out what they were talking about.

      I went to the mall with my sister today. It must have been 'If you know me, go to the mall' day. Honestly, I saw like 173 people there. 'Twas rather freaky. BUT besides that, sopt reading and go reserve Halo 3. I was the first one to do so at EB. I feel special. Now that thats taken care of, I got LoZ TP for the Wii, though I dont have a Wii yet. One can dream. I saw the best Monopoly evar. Nintendo Monopoly. I would have bought it, but it was $35 bucks. There was this really hot chick who is always in EB when I am. I'll say something to her if I ever see her again. She always walks over to the Nintendo section too. I think I'm in love.

      Ciao,
      Blitzkrieg


      Rollin though your base with the biggest gun I got,
      Not so I can shoot you, I won't even use on shot.
      Won't find a secret entrance, I'll come though the parkin lot.
      And jam the handle way up into your expansion slot.
      Wont fuckin know what hit you when I come out to play.
      Assassins what they call me but my middle names Melee.

      -Futuristic Sex Robots, Halo

    • NO FING WAY!

      12 years ago

      blitzkreig

      DUDE! I got home today and my dearest mother greets me with an application for Gamestop! This is my lifes dream, to actually have a job with video games! The only reason they would not hire me is because Im not exactly 16 yet. Im super pumped. Super, super pumped.

      A Halo...gangsta..rap?You need an account to see it, so beware.

      Oh, Germany What will they think of next? Credit to LilGriff, he showed it to me. Silly stuff, that is.

      Christmas is almost here, or so the rumor is. My parents keep on telling me that they can't find a Wii anywhere, and I think theyre telling the truth. They ARE hard to find, probably because they are the greatest thing evar!

      LAN PARTAY!! Can't wait, Ill post info ASAP, but that will take a while. Im thinking of skipping on Friday on account of it being a half day anyway, and planning the whole thing then. Then, as soon as everyone else gets home, Ill give them a Ring-a-ding-ding, what can you bring? I made that up myself <(^^,)>

      I really want that job,
      Blitzkrieg

    • Out of the Loop

      12 years ago

      blitzkreig

      Webcomic time!
      That's a pretty funny, new, posh webcomic I found today. Reminds me a lot of 8-bit Theater (Black Mage is so copied), but I enjoyed it.

      I really feel out of the loop (hence the title) due to the fact that I don't play World of Warcraft. I would if I could, but years ago when my computer was bought it was meant to be a 'family computer', so it can do only the most basic of tasks. I was running MS-DOS for a while there. No lie.

      So now I ask the world a favor. Stop playing WoW. You all know how I get. Remember when I didn't see V for Vendetta? I was about to have a movie burning rally. Its not that I have anything against WoW, I really liked it when I played it on my sister's laptop. I had a lvl. 14 Dwarf Warrior (I only had like 2 days to play)! But, for my sake, stop playing, stop talking about it, make no more references of it, burn your shirts and your books, and for GOD'S sake, anyone who was Horde just kill yourself. Please don't make me turn against a game. I might 1|\/|P10|)3. And then there would be a huge mess of polygons and sound effects everywhere. You know what they say about those polygons. They leave a horrible stain in the carpet. To sum it up, PLEASE don't play.

      Or just get me a better computer, whichever is easier.

      The observant will be saying "Hey Phil, how did you go from many friends to 10?" Well, some people who were on my friends list were acting like dicks, and I'm too damn lazy to sort the 'tards from the others. So, I deleted everyone who I don't actually know in person. If your on that list, consider yourself 31337 and higher than all others. Just know I smiley12.gif you, and all your troubles will go away!

      I'm all for being interesting, so lets have a contest, shall we? 5 modz to whoever can guess how many Legend of Zelda, Ocarina of Time strategy guides I have. Limit one guess per person.

      Catch you on the flipside,
      Blitzkrieg



      Jag känner en bot
      Hon heter Anna. Anna heter hon,
      och hon kan banna banna dig så hårt
      Hon röjer upp i våran kanal.
      Jag vill berätta för dig att jag känner en bot.

      Jag känner en bot
      Hon heter Anna. Anna heter hon,
      och hon kan banna banna dig så hårt
      Hon röjer upp i våran kanal.
      Jag vill berätta för dig att jag känner en bot,
      som alltid vaktar alla som är här,
      och som ser till att vi blir utan besvär.
      Det finns ingen take-over som lyckas.
      Kom ihåg att det är jag som känner en bot.

      -Basshunter, "Boten Anna"
      Just another one of those songs that give me hope in dark times.

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  • Comments (121)

    • xSlutfacex

      12 years ago

      Phil D! :]
      Okay, so. The next time you check this, I'll probably be in Erie. So I won't get to talk to you.
      But you are seriously about to be amazed. I totally geeked out when I found this.
      Because we were just talking about it. I knew I had it saved somewhere.

      LikeAnOutlaw xxx: I'm gonna be a pirate/arsonist when I grow up. Psht, I don't need personal finance.
      LikeAnOutlaw xxx: Kidding.. lol
      DllSll12: lmao
      LikeAnOutlaw xxx: ...Or am I? Oh oh.
      DllSll12: if you arent, i want in on the swag
      LikeAnOutlaw xxx: Alright.
      LikeAnOutlaw xxx: It's a deal.
      LikeAnOutlaw xxx: TO THE BATCAVE!
      LikeAnOutlaw xxx: I have no idea where that came from, but we're going.
      DllSll12: batman kicks ass
      LikeAnOutlaw xxx: Heck yes.
      DllSll12: way better than superman
      LikeAnOutlaw xxx: Duhh. lol
      DllSll12: batmans a ninja
      LikeAnOutlaw xxx: Omgyes.
      LikeAnOutlaw xxx: He owns all.
      LikeAnOutlaw xxx: You can be like... BatPhil. And I'm your sexy sidekick Robyn (now spelled with a 'y' because of copyright laws).
      DllSll12: lmao
      DllSll12: theres a thought
      DllSll12: who should our nemisis be
      LikeAnOutlaw xxx: Hmm.
      LikeAnOutlaw xxx: Toker? Like Joker. But he tokes weed? xD
      DllSll12: lol
      LikeAnOutlaw xxx: Or we should find some classic nemisis and insert Ben's name
      LikeAnOutlaw xxx: So he can be evil.
      LikeAnOutlaw xxx: Because we all know he wants to blow up the world;; don't try denying it.
      DllSll12: or we could just use hilary clinton
      LikeAnOutlaw xxx: That works too.
      DllSll12: and jack tompson
      DllSll12: i hate them guys
      LikeAnOutlaw xxx: Those can be our nemisises.
      DllSll12: nemisi
      LikeAnOutlaw xxx: Oh oh, and... Hillary Duff.
      LikeAnOutlaw xxx: DUM DUM DUM.

    • xSlutfacex

      12 years ago

      Obi Wan KeWishner?
      I like the sounds of that.
      Yeah, I know the whole spamming idiots gets annoying.
      You remember how bad my messages are..
      So think about that. Ugh.
      Anyhoo.
      I hope you aren't going through withdrawel anymore.
      Since we talked a while ago [yknow, when you exploded].
      We need to chill, foo'

    • xSlutfacex

      12 years ago

      Yooo homie. :]
      Thanks for coming muh birthday party.
      You have no ideaaa how happy I was tonight.
      Aside from the strange trend of naked old men.
      And and and.
      Our picture is unbearably sexy.
      Check it out.

      myparty011gw1.jpg
      Fo real, that's a good one.
      Check out my sex haiiirrr. :]

    • xSlutfacex

      12 years ago

      d00d. Somebody sponsored me again!!
      YESSSS.
      Anyway.
      I'll give you some piratey advice later.
      When I'm not half asleep and stuffed to critical mass with potatoes.
      Good night, fine sir.

    • xSlutfacex

      12 years ago

      Do do doooo.
      Gimmepotatoes.

    • xSlutfacex

      12 years ago

      bendinurspoon.jpg
      Kittyyy. :D

    • xSlutfacex

      12 years ago

      You vanished from AIM.
      Good job.
      Leave me here. To die.
      No, I'm just being dramatic.

    • xSlutfacex

      12 years ago

      Umm, hi. :D
      I think my legs have just exploded.
      From extreme DDR overload.
      But. I somehow managed to combo an entire song.
      Just before the explosion.
      Which is kinda sweet.
      230 COMBO BITCHH.
      You're probably like wtf.
      But yeah.
      I'm done.
      Peace, foo.

    • xSlutfacex

      12 years ago

      Clickk.
      DAMMIT! They took me and Kyle's brilliant idea. D:
      It made me laugh though. So yeah.
      I'm bored.
      ...smorgasmbord.
      That's it.

    • xSlutfacex

      12 years ago

      Ghelgsughleus.
      How was Jerome's?

    • xSlutfacex

      12 years ago

      I'm quite bored.
      Have a picture.
      grand-theft-uno.jpg

    • xSlutfacex

      12 years ago

      I hate our lunch table.
      Like, a lot.
      Let's eat somewhere cooler.
      Perhaps Yugoslavia.
      Or on the conveyer belt in the cafeteria.
      That's closer.
      And maybe more fun.

    • xSlutfacex

      12 years ago

      OH NOESSS!!!
      Go to lolcats.com -
      The site is offline.
      I'm gonna cryy. D:

    • xSlutfacex

      12 years ago

      ...commentcomment.
      Aren't you excited?

    • Chickenhwk

      12 years ago

      BOPATEOWOW Band Of People against the evils of World of Warcraft

    • xSlutfacex

      12 years ago

      SMORGASMBORD.
      It's 1:oo in the morning.
      I'm bored.

    • xSlutfacex

      12 years ago

      Oh my. I never noticed that..
      That's just a liiitttlee bit awkward.
      Oh well. In other news...
      I really want to go see that Happy Feet movie.
      Because there are cute little penguins.
      AND THEY DANCE.
      Look!
      happyfeet.jpg

      Post edited 11/20/06 5:47PM

    • xSlutfacex

      12 years ago

      I'M NOT A ZOMBIEE ANYMOREEE!
      Yay. =D

    • 40thousand

      12 years ago

      *Snort-giggle-laugh*

      I'm making great use of the Stock Market club time... hehe

    • teh1337hax0r

      12 years ago

      there a guy... giving away shit, theres a link in greggs... the guy is brilliant

      [=[__]=]
      [+[__]+]

    • xSlutfacex

      12 years ago

      Holy shit.
      I listened to that Korobeiniki thing you told me to download the other day.
      And omg. I love it.
      For serious.
      ...LETSDANCE!

    • teh1337hax0r

      12 years ago

      Greetings from Ruozzi's room.

    • 40thousand

      12 years ago

      Phillip, you suck. And your sitting next to me.

      *Poke*

    • xSlutfacex

      12 years ago

      ...please forgive my wenis...

    • spankytoast

      12 years ago

      it's go tuck yourself in

    • xSlutfacex

      12 years ago

      And anotherr.
      N420%20baby%20penguin.jpg

    • xSlutfacex

      12 years ago

      I already sent this to you.
      But I feel the need to leave it in a comment too. =D

      1168708654_l.jpg

    • Crunchbite36

      12 years ago

      sure

    • Crunchbite36

      12 years ago

      sure go ahead...

    • xSlutfacex

      12 years ago

      SPONSOR'D OMG.

    • 40thousand

      12 years ago

      Shit, lol! WHoops.

    • 40thousand

      12 years ago

      Phil Delsalle, you such BALLS.

    • brittanny

      12 years ago

      sweet. i'll send you a message or comment when things get together.

    • 40thousand

      12 years ago

      PHIL SUCKS BALLS

    • brittanny

      12 years ago

      lol, yeah, that's true.

    • 40thousand

      12 years ago

      Seriously? Nice. Go sick days.

      Eww....today was AS FUN AS FUCK though. OMG.

    • 40thousand

      12 years ago

      Where the fuck were you?

    • Hamstar

      12 years ago

      Hallo!

      That's too cool!

    • xSlutfacex

      12 years ago

      Ahhhaa, Phil, I love you. That comment made me laugh.
      Pfft, I'm not skipping school. Drumline AIDS got me. Or some other form of AIDS. Otherwise known as a hxc stomach virus. I tried drinking Gatorade, and sadly, even that couldn't help. I feel kind of like crap. But I should be coming back tomorrow, so don't cry. I know you are a very emotional person.
      Hmm, Norse mythology sounds exciting. I do much prefer being Pastafarian though. The flying spaghetti monster is God, who created the world, starting with just a mountain, a tree, and a midget. PIrates are holy beings, and you end each prayer with "Ramen." I'm diggin' it.
      I'd get on AIM, but I'm about to get in the shower. And leaving comments is more fun. :]

      - Amanda [I'll have you ROTFLOL]

      Post edited 9/21/06 4:47PM

    • xSlutfacex

      12 years ago

      Ahoy cap'n!!
      National Talk Like a Pirate Day is almost over. D:
      Oh well. We're pirates everyday.
      I'm gonna go drink some grog.
      - Your saucy wench of a first mate
      ps. ...We have a slight infestation problem...
      [I think Jellybean can help us!]

    • 40thousand

      12 years ago

      Sure

    • 40thousand

      12 years ago

      No dude, its fine. You give me 50, and I give 100 to whoever sponsors you.

      Nothing wrong at all. Perfectly in parameters of RvB

    • 40thousand

      12 years ago

      Oh shush.

    • 40thousand

      12 years ago

      i fixed it bitch!

    • xSlutfacex

      13 years ago

      Sorryyy Phil. D:
      Yeah, I got my schedule fixed. It's:

      Pd. 1: BAND
      Pd. 2: ENGLISH 10-A [Lowden]
      Pd. 3: LATIN I [Montini]
      Pd. 4/5: US HIST HONORS [Dill]
      Pd. 6/7: BIOLOGY [Fazio]
      Pd. 8: LUNCH [all year]
      Pd. 9/10: STUDY HALL [all year - yeah, I'm lazy]
      Pd. 11: GEOMETRY [Bellino]
      Pd. 12: MEDIA + TECHNIQUE [Keller]


      I hope we have something together!
      Comment back or IM me later.

    • 40thousand

      13 years ago

      Hahaha, I only paid $90. The scope was from my grandfather.

    • 40thousand

      13 years ago

      Ooh, ok.

    • 40thousand

      13 years ago

      Where have you been hiding? You've been away.

    • xSlutfacex

      13 years ago

      PHIL!
      Heyy! I'm back from vacation.
      I haven't talked to you forever. D:
      I'd ask you what your schedule and shit is..
      But they messed mine up.
      They put me in French and like 2 other classes I didn't even sign up for. So, um. Gay?
      I miss you!

      smiley12.gif

    • 40thousand

      13 years ago

      Bollocks.

      I tried calling Amanda to get your #, but she wasnt home. We wanted you to stop at the Gaming Dungeon today. I just got home.

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