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    • WM - B.O.R.I.N.G

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      bluebullcrap
      >boot intro.exe
      >loading...
      >loading...
      >passcode? *******
      >unencryption identified
      >loading intro.exe



      Greetings, Private [ident_missing], or whatever rank you might happen to be at this moment. If you're reading this right now, then you have found yourself as an enlisted member in the 12th Combat Calvary Regiment, formerly stationed at Alpha Outpost Blues, but clearly not anymore. This guide will be automatically re-encrypted hourly, and WMB identification will be updated regularly for continued access into this file.

      This is your Base Orientation Recorded Information Navigational Gadget, or B.O.R.I.N.G for short. It deal with all that stuff you can't deal with, which considering the state of your existence, is a lot.

      West Mountain Outpost is located at the front of a snowy valley, carved into a snowy mountain situated in a snowy tundra on a snowy wasteland known as Tribute, a sister to the charred piece of space rock known as Reach. It is expected that you've arrived here via Pelican or Teleporter or what have you, but then again, nobody does that anymore anyways. You'll be greeted by our welcoming row of automated turrets.

      The Motor pool, newly constructed from the 12th's arrival, is located atop the cliff that West Mountain is perched on. Across from the hangars and the landing pad, you'll find the blast doors protecting the heated interior of the base. The Armory and Storage are found across the hallway behind smaller, less blastish doorways. Continuing down this hallway will lead to the main corridor.

      On the left side of this route, you will find the Mess Hall, stocked with your edible (and not so edible) materials. Located in the mess behind your average "in and out" doors will be the Kitchen.

      The first room you will find on the right side of this hall will be the Recreational center, for the usual slacking that comes packaged with the job. A simsuite is provided for training, relaxation or amusement. The latter options are not recommended. Near the back of the Rec room will be the postage system. Among these mailboxes might be one with your name on it. Bathrooms are also located in this area.

      Continuing forward into the right lane and then taking a right from there, you will descend to the first sublevel of the base. This layer is constructually a different building, almost fully enveloped in the mountain.

      Turn right from here (known by most as the "War Room") and you'll find yourself in the Communications Terminal (where you might find members of the Research & Development division) with a stunningly vivid clear glass view of the frozen tundra. Next to that will be the surveillance display and defensive station. Turn left and you'll find a little row of amenities, such as the gym, pool, anger dome, shooting range, labs or medical center.

      Moving down into the second sublevel, you'll see offices and sleeping quarters of officers on the left, and mens/womens barracks on the right. Showers and bathrooms are also in this level.

      Directly across from the entrance to the second sublevel is the third sublevel, formerly a laundromat, but now converted into the West Mountain brig. Next to the brig will be the circulatory system of the base, with your boilers and power displays and the like. This area is only accessible by officers.

      The members of the 12th have had a long, utterly, ultimately and ridiculously complicated history that you'll probably never feel like finding out. Welcome to West Mountain, we hope you enjoy your stay.

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    • Simmons' Mindboggingly Important Journal

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      I don't even know why I'm out here, journal. I went over to Blue base to get rid of this medic, and the Blues are doing this...really weird thing. Like, really weird. I mean, I guess it's understandable, cause there's no doubt we've been out here for more than long enough to... yeah...but Im simons and im a big kissas

      Fucking Grif.

      And what's even worse is that that one light blue guy was so shy he wouldn't even turn around when we were negotiating, because we caught that teal guy totally fondling his thingy (which is probably really disappointing for him because the things like..really small. Which was kind of funny because all he was doing was snapping it, kinda almost like he was flicking i I'm stopping this description right here.)

      So since the Blues didn't want that guy back, we just dumped him somewhere around. I don't know where he's living anymore.

      Anyways, hopefully the Blues aren't going to gay up this canyon. AND speaking of which I have a sneaking suspicion about Donu

      Alright, Blues attacking (somewhat horribly) and I'm going to check it out with Sarge. Bye Journal.

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    • Secret Underground Rebellion

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      This is where we conspire against those pricks who "run" this place.

      gogogogogogogogogogogogogogogogo

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  • Comments (294)

    • Firenomad

      5 years ago

      Greetings? How have you been? Hey did you ever write your tv summary of the first AOB thread?

    • TheSylvester whoa

      8 years ago

      Will do.

    • TheSylvester whoa

      8 years ago

      OHGOD OHGOD OHGOD OHGOD OHGOD OHGOD OHGOD

      Does that mean yours is Gamzee? Lucky mOtHeRfUcKeR

    • TheSylvester whoa

      8 years ago

      Fucking Eridan, man.

      I so wish it was Karkat.

    • TheSylvester whoa

      8 years ago

      Yay! Another Homestuck fan!

    • runelady

      8 years ago

      Dude, link me to the first recording of Troll & I on TS!

    • runelady

      8 years ago

      Yeah, no filming necessary. The hot water in my building went out early this morning and hasn't returned. Also, my cell phone isn't receiving text messages.

      Is it the work of Masky or karma for taunting him?

    • runelady

      8 years ago

      Tell me where I can find the file. I barely know how to use TS3.

    • runelady

      8 years ago

      Whatever you are comfortable with.

    • runelady

      8 years ago

      BBC... send me the file from last night.

    • Devon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      8 years ago

      Seriously dude? That's fucked up.

    • DustBunny01

      8 years ago

      Personal Re-cap.

      I have returned.

      Specifically, I arrived through a portal from limbo into Hiatus Outpost. I secured sufficient supplies and equipment, made repairs to the site and reviewed the data systems of Hiatus Outpost then set up two antennas to triangulate a radio transmission from the 12th.

      Oh, by the way, Godzilla is in cryogenic hibernation/suspension near by Hiatus Outpost.

      I then pulled a sled across the snow to the present location of the 12th.

      Along the way, I encountered a crashed star ship and the new base built by Chalmrah.

      After my arrival, I have returned to the crashed star ship, pulled out the data and obtained a fix on its base of origin.

      You will have to PM Mega for his story but - in brief - it appears that he and others went into the past to locate and retrieve a black crystal and his robotic daughter has returned to life in the process. The operative word is "appears". My interpretation may be wrong, thus a PM to mega might be in order.

    • runelady

      9 years ago

      Why aren't you on Skype?

    • runelady

      9 years ago

      Whale sex.

      Just sayin'.

    • cabose1995

      9 years ago

      It's Fallout inspired. I'm sending you an invite to the group.

    • cabose1995

      9 years ago

      Hey, Blue. Would you be interested in joining an RP that I'm working on?

    • cabose1995

      9 years ago

      I may have to log off at any time. If things with Pete get out of hand and I'm not here to do it, just slurp him down a rift. He's already agreed to that course of action, so he should comply.

    • hobbitboy

      9 years ago

      I find it funnier that at every meeting of knuckles dawson Luke punches him in the face XD

    • hobbitboy

      9 years ago

      Well now I am just as silly for not noticing this myself...

      Luke works hard tbh.... even he makes mistakes sometimes tongue.png

    • hobbitboy

      9 years ago

      Halo wavepoint is an xbox 360 orientated special.

      It tracks all your info based on the halo games you have played...they also give you special rewards and extras for being awesome.

    • Freelancer The Trash Man

      9 years ago

      How do you know? At the end the top started to slow down and fall over.

    • Freelancer The Trash Man

      9 years ago

      When I mean the ending I mean "is he in reality or no?"

    • TheSylvester whoa

      9 years ago

      I caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan't.

      It's not installed on here, and there isn't enough room.

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      And I have no mic.

      I fucking suck.

    • Devon FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      9 years ago

      RT Live TeamSpeak Party!

      Tonight!

      Join us for fun alcoholic goodness!
      redvsblue.com/groups/profile.php?id=5515

    • runelady

      9 years ago

      I love it! Thank you! smiley12.gifsmiley13.gifsmiley0.gif

    • cabose1995

      9 years ago

      Aww....

    • cabose1995

      9 years ago

      Srsy, do you want to join?

    • cabose1995

      9 years ago

      It's a Fable RP. Are you interested?

    • cabose1995

      9 years ago

      Hey, BBC. Wanna join an RP?

    • TheSylvester whoa

      9 years ago

      I understand a lot of it. The stuff I don't is usually funny nonetheless.

      It's one of the only things that has literally made me laugh out loud. I like that.

    • trevor1001

      9 years ago

      C'mon tell me.

    • buckeyedon Crackpottist

      9 years ago

      Had you not been shown 'off line' the night of Episode One, I would have sponsored you then. I tend to do this from time to time for those who I've known, or newbs (not noobs) who actually truly enjoy the site.

      I have been chasing RvB since the middle of Season Two, and is the reason why I bought tickets and drove down to Austin to see the special premier and visit RT.

      Everybody needs a hobby, and this is my passion. And I like to share. I know you will appreciate being sponsored and some day you'll extend the favor.

      Enjoy!

    • buckeyedon Crackpottist

      9 years ago

      What really surprises me is that you weren't already on my friends list.

    • screenaholic

      9 years ago

      Mind helping me capture my new pet in WM real quick?

    • Kuhlman

      9 years ago

      Nah, just wondering where you got "prepubescent."

    • Kuhlman

      9 years ago

      Prepubescent? What the hell?

    • screenaholic

      9 years ago

      About your Murphy's Course sign up, by nanorobotics, do you mean like the nanites?

    • screenaholic

      9 years ago

      You are the same rank, but I am infantry commander. Therefor in combat all infantry listen to me, regardless of rank. But if your a mechanic it doesn't really matter, you're in the support crew.

    • screenaholic

      9 years ago

      roosterteeth.com/members/journal/entry.php?id=2535491
      You don't sound to thrilled about being infantry. If you want to transfer to another unit I'm sure Mega will let you, but until then, please post on the roster.

    • screenaholic

      9 years ago

      Hey blue, are you infantry?

    • LHSBAND

      9 years ago

      AOB closed. Dust is not incharge anymore. Any you need to read the second to the last post near the bottom.

    • LittleHelper

      9 years ago

      Better.

    • TheForge

      9 years ago

      this is not a sequal this time. it's a new series. for that very reason in fact.

    • kenshinta

      9 years ago

      Darn it, BBC, would you care to update?

    • buckeyedon Crackpottist

      9 years ago

      If you're civilian - I want you to stay alive. If you're mafia, I want to kill you!

    • buckeyedon Crackpottist

      9 years ago

      Make sure you are sending in a vote for the lynch (deadline 7 pm Eastern). Rec may start killing off those who haven't voted in a couple of cycles.

      [ Click to kill Firebug19 ]

    • kenshinta

      9 years ago

      Ah, I actually remember that. I remember wanting to go twice because my term in office was so short.

    • discopete019

      9 years ago

      In reply to bluebullcrap:

      Is that an "I'm interested" wut?

    • discopete019

      9 years ago

      In reply to bluebullcrap:

      For the LOLz

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