bluetard92

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from Northbranford, CT

  • Activity

    • Making a new person

      12 years ago

      bluetard92

      well this has officially been on here for a year

    • dont want

      13 years ago

      bluetard92

      my mods are gay, i dont want them

    • Chuck Norris Facts

      13 years ago

      bluetard92

      When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.

      Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.

      There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

      Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

      Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.

      Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

      Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.

      Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.

      There is no chin behind Chuck Norris's beard. There is only another fist.

      When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down.

      Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.

      Chuck Norris' hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.

      There is no such thing as global warming. Chuck Norris was cold, so he turned the sun up.

      Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

      Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

      Chuck Norris gave Mona Lisa that smile.

      Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

      Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost

      Remember the Soviet Union? They decided to quit after watching a DeltaForce marathon on Satellite TV.

      Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

      When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.

      Chuck Norris has a vacation home on the sun.

      Chuck Norris uses redhot lava to moisturize his skin.

      Chuck Norris invented the apple.

      Chuck Norris Buillt Mount Everest with a bucket and spade.

      Chuck Norris does not age. Every birthday, it's just another year added to his existence, which sucks for you.

      Chuck Norris does not have chest hair, he has millions of highly venomous nematocysts. You have virtually no chance of surviving the venomous sting, unless treated immediately. The pain is so excruciating and overwhelming that you would most likely go into shock and collapse a split second before getting hit in the face with a roundhouse kick.

      Chuck Norris can chug a gallon of milk and not throw up.

      Chuck Norris beat the Sun in a staring contest.

      If you get roundhouse kicked in the face by Chuck Norris in your dream, you DIE!

      Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin that he built with his bare hands.

      Some people get lucky and kill two birds with one stone. Chuck Norris once killed four birds with half a stone. What's that? You say there's no such thing as half a stone? The four dead birds didn't think so either.

      Chuck Norris CAN lick his elbow.

      P is for Chuck Norris, as is every other letter of the alphabet.

      Chuck Norris puts the FUN in Funeral.

      Chuck Norris' paradise is war.

      Chuck Norris is capable of photosynthesis.

      Chuck Norris has never had a surprise birthday party. He can NEVER be surprised. EVER.

      Chuck Norris can kick start a car.

      Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.

      Chuck Norris wrote an autobiography....it was just a list of everyone he has killed.

      Einstein's original Theory of Relativity was; if Chuck Norris kicks you, your relatives will feel it.

      Bigfoot takes pictures of Chuck Norris.

      As seen in Sidekicks, Chuck Norris can climb a rope with one hand, and one hand only.

      Chuck Norris does not dance. He roundhouse kicks to the beat.

      Chuck Norris can MAKE water run uphill.

      Chuck Norris can hold Puff Daddy down.

      The moon is actually a comet that was once on course to hit earth... then Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it into orbit.

      Chuck Norris can strike a match on a bar of soap.

      Chuck Norris once played Russian roulette with a fully load gun and won.

      The only reason the color pink still exists is because Chuck Norris is color blind.

      Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.

      Chuck Norris isn't afraid of Urban Legends, he is an Urban Legend.

      Chuck Norris once played 18 holes of golf using a 12 inch strip of rebar and a sun dried tomato. He shot a 54.

      On the Asian market, Chuck Norris' urine is worth $400 per fluid ounce.

      Chuck Norris sneezes electricity.

      Chuck Norris performs colonoscopies on himself.

      If you were killed by Chuck Norris, your tombstone would read RIP, ripped into pieces.

      Chuck Norris' smile once brought a puppy back to life.

      You know he jumped off the Empire State Building this one time and he only sprained his ankle.

      Chuck Norris lost both his legs in a car accident....and still managed to walk it off.

      Contrary to popular belief the Lottery numbers are not random. They are just the number of people Chuck Norris killed that given day.

      Chuck norris invented the corndog.

      Chuck Norris understands the ending of 2001: A Space Odyssey.

      Chuck Norris belives the hype.

      Chuck Norris CAN in fact stop the beat.

      When Chuck Norris crosses the street, the cars have to look both ways.

      When Chuck Norris picks his nose, he REALLY does find Gold.

      Chuck Norris speaks in all caps.

      Chuck Norris delivers more male with one thrust of his pelvis than the U.S. Postal Service and the Pony Express have combined for the last 146 years.

      Chuck Norris wasn't born with feet, just boots.

      Chuck Norris won a pissing contest against a Rus

      yea and now u are gonna go play runescape with me, Curs3d S3al and i will give u 600k in the next 30 minutes smiley0.gifsmiley0.gif

    • Superbowl sunday

      13 years ago

      bluetard92

      GO PITSBURG STEELERS smiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gifsmiley11.gif !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • News

      13 years ago

      bluetard92

      I wont really be on this, ill be on myspace....... www.myspace.com/caboose92 thats me so talk 2 me there

    • PEOPLE

      13 years ago

      bluetard92

      alright with the money u got from your relatives go out and buy FAMILY GUY SEASON 3 THE NEWEST DVD cause family guy kicks ass(not as much ass as rvb but just as good)and go out and get Far Cry Instincts cause its the best game ever made next 2 Call Of Duty 2 and Battlefield 2 so yea remember VOTE STEWIE FOR LYFE

    • Happy holidays

      13 years ago

      bluetard92

      Happy New Year Guys, its a new year 2006! remember ur new years promises are important

    • UMM

      13 years ago

      bluetard92

      i wont really be on rvb that much, when there is a new video than ill b on so until then, ill be on myspace.com(mi name is Caboose92

    • Pretty Good Christmas

      13 years ago

      bluetard92

      i got Call of duty 2: the big red one(beat it already)
      Beavis and Butthead Vol.1 for the psp
      Team America: World Police (psp)
      Deuce Bigalow: European Gigalo(PSP)
      Need For Speed: Most Wanted 510(PSP)
      LifeSavers Gummies

      Yea mi christmas was awesome, now im gonna get a 360

    • Holidays...

      13 years ago

      bluetard92

      Well guys after Xmas im gettin a 360 o and [/img]MERRYCHRISTMAS hohoho hohoho hoho ho ho hoooooooooo hohoho ho ho ho hohohohohoho ho smiley11.gif

  • About Me

  • Comments (31)

    • bluetard92

      11 years ago

      Aye, I'm back, I haven't been on this in a looong time. But yeah, matured and what not, watching anime, shoot, been doing alot of other things, but yeah, I'm back.

    • the_odd_one

      12 years ago

      hey

      hows it going?

      ODD

    • bluetard92

      12 years ago

      BLARRGH

    • blueboy191

      12 years ago

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    • caboosefan1

      13 years ago

      smiley12.gif

    • MichaelAW15

      13 years ago

      Hey do you mind if you check out these AMVs and tell me what you think! That would be great!
      Melancholy Heat
      The Melancholy of Haruhi Girls vs Azumanga Daioh Girls
      You can also see them at animemusicvideos.org! Thanx!

    • Cptfuzzy

      13 years ago

      Sorry, but since you haven't logged in in more than three weeks, I am going to take you off my friends list. If this situation changes, please leave me a message and I would be happy to add you again.

    • Cptfuzzy

      13 years ago

      Sorry, but I totally forgot you were my friend. So hello.

    • ShadowStylez FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      I just wanted to say thank you for being on my friends' list.

    • S1apSh0es

      13 years ago

      Yeah I pretty sure it's still there
      *checks*
      yup smiley0.gif

    • VICECITY55

      13 years ago

      thanks for voteing smiley0.gif

    • VICECITY55

      13 years ago

      vote for me please

    • AshamedGoril

      13 years ago

      This is it

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    • AshamedGoril

      13 years ago

      See journal edit

    • AshamedGoril

      13 years ago

      Thanks smiley8.gif

    • bluetard92

      13 years ago

      hehe thanx

    • Ray FIRST Member Star(s) Indication of membership status - One star is a FIRST member, two stars is Double Gold

      13 years ago

      Nice Journal

    • bluetard92

      13 years ago

      thats gay only halo should have a spartan

    • shella

      13 years ago

      did u know that a female spartin is in doa4

    • bluetard92

      14 years ago

      yes NOBODY CAN DEFEAT ME MUAHAHAHAHAHA I AM A BLUE

    • Mattpo

      14 years ago

      nice picture how'd u do it?

    • caboosefan1

      14 years ago



      yo joe!
      whats happenin!
      nothin? good, good.
      just thought i'd leave a friendly message to all of
      my friends to lighten up their day/night/life overall.
      so stay cool!
      later

    • agp_ecko

      14 years ago

      www.agp.kazorum.com Join my Halo 2 and Splinter Cell: Pandora Tomorow Clan AGP!

    • Rayne12345

      14 years ago

      HALO 2 Sucks! And seriously don't say anything back cause most of you are "CCBW" Crazy Cultist Bungie Worshipers.

    • Beanborrito

      14 years ago

      you saden me. how could you misspell my name if it is to the left of my typing. I will Forgive. but if you give up ur Rocket launcher ammo. and i Need to eat.

    • bluetard92

      14 years ago

      Thats FUNNY BEANBURRITO I didnt erase the message yet

    • Beanborrito

      14 years ago

      To whom it may concern:
      All Red Team Members, If you defey me Hi cholestorol will strike you down!! So Give me the flag or fear the wrath of my Burrito Canon. (Rocket Launcher coated with a Nice mildsauce)

    • Dean_17

      14 years ago

      Whats Up

    • FloodSlayerX

      14 years ago

      HEY! I FOUGHT YOU! You killed me, you fuckin bluetard! (okay, i shouldnt be harsh, i was on red team)

    • bluetard92

      14 years ago

      thats 1 cool site

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