bonzo913

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    • Darwin awards

      11 years ago

      bonzo913

      (26 August 2006, Leicester, England) Darren's death was a mystery. The 33-year-old was found slumped in the hallway of his house, bleeding from stab wounds to his chest. Police initially assumed that an assailant had attacked him, but they could find no supporting evidence. A year later, the inquest revealed why Darren can stake his claim to a place among the winners of the Darwin Award.
      Darren had called a friend, but minutes after he hung up, rang back to ask for an ambulance. The front door was ajar, and Darren was found lying near a bloodstained lock-knife he had purchased whilst on holiday in Spain. Forensics investigators saw no indication of a struggle, and the coroner reported that the stab wounds seemed to be self-inflicted. However, Darren had shown no suicidal tendencies.

      His wife, who was on holiday at the time of the incident, cleared up the mystery, and revealed why our subject will go down in history as a Darwin Award winner. As she was leaving for the holiday, she remembered Darren wondering whether his new jacket was 'stab-proof'.

      That's right. Darren decided to find out if his jacket could withstand a knife attack. Did he choose to test his jacket while it was draped over the back of a chair? No, our man thought that the best approach would be to wear the garment and stab himself. Sadly, his choice of armor proved less resistant to a sharp blade than he had hoped.

      The coroner reached a verdict of accidental death by 'misadventure'.



      (August 2006, Brazil) August brings us a winner from Brazil, who tried to disassemble a Rocket Propelled Grenade (RPG) by driving back and forth over it with a car. This technique was ineffective, so he escalated to pounding the RPG with a sledgehammer. The second try worked--in a sense. The explosion proved fatal to one man, six cars, and the repair shop wherein the efforts took place.
      Fourteen more RPG were found in a car parked nearby. Police believe the ammunition was being scavenged to sell as scrap metal. If it wasn't scrap then, it certainly is now!



      (17 November 2006, Singapore) Picture a college dorm room. Dirty laundry, sexy posters, food wrappers, textbooks, and in the middle of it all, a 16-year-old male rocking out to loud music. A typical student, a typical day.

      But this particular student, bouncing on his bed as he rocked out on his air guitar, was about to "take things too far," according to the coroner's report. Li Xiao Meng, a student at Singapore's Hua Business School, bounced up and down on his bed with such enthusiasm that he rocked himself right out of the third-floor window.

      Normally the windows are locked, but students reportedly force the locks so they can sneak a cigarette. Perhaps alluding to Ted Nugent's rock song, the court ruled it a case of "Death By Misadventure."

    • Automated msn repsonse, i mean seriously

      11 years ago

      bonzo913

      bonzodog@fsmail.net says:
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      bonzodog@fsmail.net says:
      yes
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      Do you go to school?
      bonzodog@fsmail.net says:
      yes
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      Are you in high school?
      bonzodog@fsmail.net says:
      yes
      - SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
      Cool! What's your favorite class?
      bonzodog@fsmail.net says:
      history
      - SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
      History? Nice!

      What's your favorite hobby?
      bonzodog@fsmail.net says:
      ng people
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      bonzodog@fsmail.net says:
      killing animals
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      bonzodog@fsmail.net says:
      sex
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      bonzodog@fsmail.net says:
      yes
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      bonzodog@fsmail.net says:
      warhammer
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      bonzodog@fsmail.net says:
      wtf
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      n00b
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      bonzodog@fsmail.net says:
      ok
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      bonzodog@fsmail.net says:
      biking
      - SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
      Bicycle riding? Cool.

      What's your next favorite hobby?
      bonzodog@fsmail.net says:
      sex
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      C'mon, be serious for just a minute.

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      bonzodog@fsmail.net says:
      walking
      - SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
      Bicycle riding and walking. Interesting!

      Do you have a pet?
      bonzodog@fsmail.net says:
      cat
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      bonzodog@fsmail.net says:
      yes
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      What kind of pet is it?
      bonzodog@fsmail.net says:
      cat
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      Is your cat a he or a she?
      bonzodog@fsmail.net says:
      both
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      Please answer "he" or "she" or type "skip" or "exit."
      bonzodog@fsmail.net says:
      he
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      What's his name?
      bonzodog@fsmail.net says:
      freddy
      - SmarterChild - contributing to charity says:
      Freddy the cat! Great...

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      There is one question I have to ask you, though. How old are you?

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      bonzodog@fsmail.net says:
      1
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      bonzodog@fsmail.net says:
      home
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    • History revision

      11 years ago

      bonzo913

      jeez, soo boring, i wish our esteemed teacher
      MR MOOR
      had a less sleep/trance enducing voice
      seriously, he should be a medium

    • NHS

      11 years ago

      bonzo913

      how can u get a vid banned on bebo for calling it NHS, it only stands for nerh herd studios
      i mean srsly

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  • Comments (55)

    • Radio1710

      10 years ago

      ... wtf?

    • Aikiboy

      10 years ago

      what?

      how come pete gets to see the vid and I dont, I fell ever so slightly left out of the loop here guys.

    • Radio1710

      11 years ago

      omg, check this beast of a vid out

      www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu4ABhVd28U

    • Radio1710

      11 years ago

      uhhh.... what?

    • Radio1710

      11 years ago

      DAMN IT MAN, THIS IS IMPORTANT

    • Radio1710

      11 years ago

      OMGWTF YOU SUPER DOUCHEBAG!

      GO AND DIE IN SOME FORM OF AGRICULTURAL MACHINERY

    • Aikiboy

      11 years ago

      I'm sorry man, but I agree with Harry

      It appears the language that you are speaking in looks a little like English, but some of the words are horribly mutilated.

      For christ's sake man, show your country some god damn respect and speak its language properly if you're going to speak it at all!

      And you're parents (as contraversial as this topic is) dont pay over a thousand pounds a year so you can wright stuff like 'koff'.

      anyway, with that over :)
      hi. i geuse ill just talk to you a school where we see each other every day then eh? bye bye now.

    • irvipat10

      11 years ago

      yep

    • Radio1710

      11 years ago

      WTF does koff mean? Jesus, you're such a loser WRITE COUGH FOR GOD'S SAKE

      YOU WONT DIE IF YOU FAIL TO SAVE ONE PRECIOUS SECOND IN TYPING

      GGGGGGRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHH

      seriously dude, thinking of writing 'koff' not only makes you think about how not to spell it properly, and therefore hving wasted time, but it also makes you look completely illiterate and that you never learned how to spell


      sort it out, I dont want this crap on my page

    • lilith87

      11 years ago

      thanks for commenting on my journal. ;-)

    • Radio1710

      11 years ago

      :O damn

      but still... how come Alex doesn't use this thing anymore?

    • Radio1710

      11 years ago

      hehe, i try, then again, I dont have a 360 to save up for (HINT FUCKING HINT) get to it -.0

    • Draculafreak

      11 years ago

      Intriguing!

    • Radio1710

      11 years ago

      i dunno...


      oh, and just bought the boxset for all 5 seasons of rvb and the bonus disk

    • Draculafreak

      11 years ago

      I don't know what you're talking bout. Please, enlighten me.

    • Radio1710

      11 years ago

      hehe, funniest part in all of Blue Harvest easily

    • Draculafreak

      11 years ago

      You mean enlighten?

      I will tell you. He can do what ever he wants. He's the only man to have ever defeated Chuck Norris.

    • Radio1710

      11 years ago

      HOLY SHIT, YOU AINT NEVER GONNA GUESS WHAT I JUST SEEN

    • Radio1710

      11 years ago

      I think it's safe to say that your family gets qierder and wierder every second... you with your constant aggression, your cross-dressing brother and technophobic parents...

      I can't believe I'm saying this but you are probably the most sane human in that house...

      I think I may have overstepped the mark there, your cats are quite cool

    • Radio1710

      11 years ago

      You lied to THE burnie? I am disgusted

    • Radio1710

      11 years ago

      hey douche, i have an idea, instead of going round looking for people who accept random friend requests who you haven;t had a conversation with... talk to me instead, and comment on my comics on bebo... ffs im not uploading em here until i get a few more

    • Draculafreak

      11 years ago

      How not??????

    • Radio1710

      11 years ago

      ALSO, YOU DOUCHEBAG! Check my bebo please and comment on the comics... i hate the lack of recognition for things i do... since i dont do em for myself but for others

    • Radio1710

      11 years ago

      hurry up and read the damn thing, or i will be forced to ruin the ENTIRE thing for you

    • Draculafreak

      11 years ago

      a horned helmet would poke his feetsies....

    • Radio1710

      11 years ago

      noob

    • Draculafreak

      11 years ago

      an easy way to tell is by the way vikings wear their beards

    • irvipat10

      11 years ago

      clearly

    • Draculafreak

      11 years ago

      He ignores you? Usually he'd just dance then kick you in the face.

    • Draculafreak

      11 years ago

      No. The Techno Viking did. Dur.

    • Draculafreak

      11 years ago

      He's uhhh.....genetically advanced.

    • Draculafreak

      11 years ago

      Why not

    • lilith87

      11 years ago

      Well, I figure people might be worried about that, so I figure if I convince people I rarely bite then I can catch them off guard.... ;-)

    • irvipat10

      11 years ago

      may 5

    • Aikiboy

      11 years ago

      www.roosterteeth.com/members/profile.php?uid=208238


      dude get in quick, before all the comment spaces go

    • eliasf

      11 years ago

      just put it in as a normal pic with File does not exist.

    • eliasf

      11 years ago

      you put them in the about section in the edit profile page....

    • Aikiboy

      11 years ago

      lolz
      u guys diddn't mod me
      i did this myself
      :p

    • Radio1710

      11 years ago

      hehe

      hey, can i ask a favour, if you have any spare mod points, could you post em to what i say? I need a karma level of 20 o post topics and i really want to work out to to pronounce Sangeili

    • Radio1710

      11 years ago

      good huh? Dan Abnett has to be my favourite author

      but how far through are you? :p

      I think it goes - Horus Rising, False Gods, Galaxy in Flames, Flight of the Eisenstein (one of my favourite of the series! I <3 James Sparrow :D), then Fulgrim (which is the only book to have nearly make me throw up, sooo very graphic with lotsa things not for the squeamish), then Descent of Angels (Im not sure what to think of this one, written relatively well but has NOTHING to do with the heresy other than how the dark angels become a space marine legion, and then there is Legion, which is similar to not talking about the heresy, but it written by Dan Abnett again, so is a good read

    • Radio1710

      11 years ago

      www.dawnofwar2.com/us/home

    • bonzo913

      11 years ago

      not sure if im flyin 2mrw so i mailed it
      ttyl im goin offline

    • Radio1710

      11 years ago

      ummmm.... send it to me on private bebo mail if you want, if you are coming tomorrow though then tell me here, if monday, mail it

    • bonzo913

      11 years ago

      yeh, i wont, but we dont know exactly when its comin
      u wnt now or on mon?

    • Radio1710

      11 years ago

      no you fool, i meant the new RT website


      and yea, gimme the password to get onto that thing -.-

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